In a cave looking for miners ver.

Previous world
>>82186569

i wish i was a flower

honestly im scared to join any 4chan minecraft thing cos my friend joined one once and someone messaged him with a full list of his entire immediate families names

>>82205454
I have a few thread personalities but I'm not going to link any of them to this, I'd be donating anonymously.

>>82206002
It really just takes one shitty person unfortunately. We would probably need a discord first to weed out people like that

>tfw the r9gcraft server was a ploy to doxx and assassinate the traitors of the threadreich

Meow wherr husbie waa 6

r9g minecraft would be cool but the patricians choice is tech-heavy turbo-autist modpacks

the doxxings will be kino

This is how ideal top should look like and I'm tired of pretending otherwise

>>82206114
Been there done that with /gsg/

Would you bf chud after his prison glow up?

Ideal top is the one that loves me meow

>>82206196
>Crack addict
No thanks
>>82206224
Why am i not surprised meow is a bottom

>>82206262
Iunno you should be I have top passing privilege

>>82206286
I didnt see your picture if it was posted here

>>biggest bottom faggot here is a bottom
Wow you should be a detective anon

ITT: rectal prolapse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxfE6PJmGS8

>>82206315
Based on my behavior dumbass I look like a fag
>>82206324
Wow not trve I'm not that much a bottom

My pp will b sore tomorrow

Have you ever experienced a rectal prolapse while shitting on the floor, r9gay?

My intestines are all over the floor and I'm at a loss here. What am I supposed to do?

It's so hot out and I don't want to cook. I'm going to relapse back to having fast food all the time but there's no way I can cook tonight. Unless I wait until way late this evening. I'm going out for DQ tendies.

Everyone who puts things up their butt will experience prolapse eventually. You can't spit in the face of nature and expect no consequences.

Been using peach soap on my butt

>>82206407
only doing it once in a while is okay, as long as it isn't all the time and with massive objects. Anuses are strechy.

>>82206407
Not if you have a tiny white pecker like mine my white penis is so tiny I will never prolapse a bottom so they refuse to date me

>>82206364
Well you act like one too

>>82206515
Not trve. I act like a huge top bvll

meow wears blackface

>>82206567
Weird comment

meow wears whiteface

piss exchange service

gay marriage = poop marriage

marrying another man is no different from marrying your own shit

when gay men make love they stink up the whole room like shit
somebody open a window

scatbot chill

I'm scared of dating men because I want biological children and don't want to lose someone I love over it.

i ordered a seagull plush

Meow I'm beepeedee and also evil who want me

Tortles

just got done learning algebra 2 on khan academy
while it's nice to finally learn the things I should have a decade ago, there's a sort of hollowness to it all; that although I am completing these exercises, what's the point if I don't apply it? how can I truly say I 'know' the concepts unless I can apply them in real-world situations? I wouldn't even know how to due to the tidal wave of information I've taken in that apply to so many different areas of life. how the hell do I even use this knowledge?

i'm probably going to take up a bit of programming soon within the context of modding games. i hope i can use some of the math i've learned there. i'll probably also move onto precalculus, but i don't know what i'm expecting to do with that, either.

>>82206889
Any form of advanced math beyond basic arithmetic I instantly unlearned about a week later because I never had to actually use it or apply it to anything

I don't even think I could do ms or hs algebra right now, hell even long division without a calculator might stump me.

Meow need husbke

>>82206889
there are no real world applications for algebra 2 or precalculus

calculating the circumference of a bottoms hole to see how much lube i need to fuck him

>>82206911
yeah, and I get glimpses of that when I'm made to use concepts in lessons I haven't had to use in weeks. I do still think there's a value in it, though, as the general workflow and knowledge will still be there in some way just waiting to be relearned; it's just a bit demotivating learning these things without an outlet (and it's not like I'm getting a job with it lol)
>>82207017
honestly same. I grinded it to learn it, but then started using a calculator only because why do it manually when it's so much quicker with a calculator?
>>82207064
haha, yeah, when the lesson's rationales for learning it was "uhh, it's used in modeling the orbits of our planets!", I knew I was probably only ever going to use this in service of higher level mathematics. some of it does seem useful for economics like exponential equations for modeling interest growth but just use a calculator at that point

>>82207132
I wonder if they even teach long form arithmetic any more, back in my day they always said 'well you won't always have a calculator in your pocket!' but no in the era of smartphones everyone does have one in their pocket.

hhholy FRICK, pineapple berry mountain dew is sooo fvcking GOOD
>>82205855
i'm a newgen nigge [squidward screaming cringe gif] and idk specific versions, but i like 1.18.xx, or maybe 1.19.xx most [mangrove swamp my beloved]
i fw the new versions, interesting to see what's new, changed, etc.
i'm down with whatever older vers you guys want, since idk much about them

>>82207294
I like any of the older versions that have the old combat system without the weird attack bar thing

Meow where Laios bf

>>82207367
Meow just get some discord friends to give you digital headpats

>>82207404
I want actual headpats and also hand holding yay

>>82207411
Did you say you'd flinch away at any touch? Headpats are touch, aren't they?

>>82207496
My bf will know how to touch me without me flinching yay

And DQ tendies are acquired along with a milkshake.

I'm right back to my old habits, I didn't even last a week.

is anybody proud of me

I have never played a battlefield game except for the old star wars versions from back in the early 00s.

>>82207592
Get on my level, nerd.
But yes: good job, you!

>>82207592
haha anon is a beta

They gave me very few fries in my chicken basket. That makes me a sad neet.

Gonna be a healslut medic just like back in bf3/bf4 days

>>82207667
Good. Us killchads need a medic

I only healed in wow because I found it easier than tanking and dps as boring and hard to get an instance spot because it was so common.

Nothing feels better than cleaving a vehiclenigger into the dirt with a SRAW
I hope bf6 isn't shit bros

>>82207339
Yea those are the better versions I think, but I'd rather have lots to do if I'm playing more casually since the combat update didn't really do much for a casual playthrough

Hey it'ss me Jeffery Epstein! Everyone respects me
I'm just kidding myself, get it? (Kid)ing myself
Your already banned you should be getting some help
Committed, medicated or just sitting in jail

>>82207625
i only used the sgx with the sprint and shoot grip on engie because thats the most fun and the sniper too because im good at aiming at heads all the other guns just felt meh

Get and shoot real guns, they're much more fun. Everyone should be armed.

>>82207886
>because thats the most fun
Based.
Of all the guns, I like the M417 the most myself.

>>82207913
what's the gun everyone should own?

>>82208043
variety is good, can't have a universal gun.

>>82207913
Make a real life coconut gun and I'll consider it

>>82208043
whatever looks fun to you and is cheap. PSA has cheap ARs and handguns, or you could use a website like gun.deals to look through listings of guns to see if any pique your fancy. do a casual look at reviews to make sure it's not an irreedemable pile of shit (and doesn't use some rare ammo that's 1.50 a shot) and you're good to to (until you have to go to a gunstore and fill out a boring form to collect it)

>>82208043
A lever action in 357 mag

>>82208474
a lever action in .22 would be half the price and still plenty fun thoughbeit

I'm going drop major money on a .357 revolver soon not because I need it but because it just looks so fucking cool.

gamers feast

russian roulette time

im having fun but i have to learn to play with my left hand or something cause my carpals are tunnelizing

>>82208700

so are mine, so I 100% know the pain. My back is hurting too.

>>82208700
>>82208722
>my carpals are tunnelizing
Get one of these

>>82208790

That will only stop new injuries, I've had mine for almost 10 years now. It won't go away even if I had surgery on it. When I told my nurse practitioner about it she just kinda shrugged and told me to take ibpourphen.

Turns out there were a shitton of potentially fun games released in over a month I didn't check steam
I'd mention The Dark Queen of Mortholme, a game where you play as the final boss. It takes my philosophy of "games should make you feel like an invincible force of nature brutalizing every obstacle" to it's logical conclusion. I bet it's one of those "fun in theory" type of things tho. Alas, I still can't play PC games for the foreseeable future

Demon Bluff looked like a cute interesting deduction game

>>82208796
i probably should go get a wrist brace thing idk. i had only the slightest bit of it but then i worked like 2 months last year and it got kinda bad. slowly been getting better since i think. you really ought to just put a brace on and not use it for like a month and see what happens, like actually not use it...most people (like me) have to at least type for work so they cant just not use it for months, but you can. youd better not be making yourself worse just scrolling phone with thumb, that would be a really fool thing to do...i should also do less online typing probably lel. i was mostly reaeding books for a few months and that was probably good for it.

Maybe now chatgpt can actually run a campaign of something since it updated.

So are we playing hedgehog minecraft or are we sticking with mouse?

r9g should be home from their grindr date any minute now..

just got the master sword

what happened to all the other incels on here?
were they all fakes like me...
they were right. no such thing as a gay incel.

I need new filenames for this new arc... forgot about that.

i wish i had a tan active bf that would encourage me to get up off my fat ass and do shit

jesus christ. i know it for sure. they put all their eggs into one basket. its just, im the basket you fucked it up, completely!. that sucks. still got 20 years out of 40 before i tell ya what happened

like heres the thing because it upsets me in terrible ways. so she had vaginamus, apparenrly. surace and topical location pain, no matter what. id rub my literal penis head across her literal vagoo gash and get hit with the "it hurts" thing. so i stopped. i wasnt ready or willingly to go "full fucking torture rapist" beause of the very first time she asked me pull back and go a little easier. easier. a bit more. just a little more. oh. okay, so my first experience of sex wasnt actually sex at all, it was just a handjob from a distance and a bit of oral and looking at that axe wound sort

whatever. it didnt happen, but i had told everything it was basically happerning, she didnt tell anyone it WASNT happening, so more or less, everyone thought we had sex. hiding that was harder then id expected, and the pay off was...weak

Twisted boys

Just being yourself is the only thing you can do, as nothing can make up for one's uglyness ^_^

bro got pussy trauma
also good morning fags

https://youtu.be/G1qvEr9bC6c?si=CL4sARDyStgRJT9u

Meow I feel so tired .eow

>>82208533
so fvcking zased... I want one too.

I missed out on teen love, but that's okay

I'm missing out on adult love, but that's okay.

Please, let's post like gentlemen

>tfw no gentleman bf with a tophat

i just get bullied or ignored on vrchat

>vrchat
it was over before it even began

i think tophats are kinda cringe

>>82212961
oh man what do you mean by that

>>82212965
it's okay anon 'tis an acquired taste

>>82212981
people who really play that game are incredibly antisocial and dysgenic they pretty much live in their own world or are trying to be as far away from irl as they can (not healthy)
dont get me started on the gooners

remembering that one nonny who asked for a narcoleptic bf, welp here I am.

>>82213216
So I find the thought of bf sleeping a bunch pretty cute, but I fear that in practice it would limit how much stuff we do together. I personally like sleeping a lot though.
How long do you take naps for anon? Do you only sleep in your bed?

>>82213288
I usually don't take naps because they tend to last for too long, so I just end up sleeping for like 11-13 hours a night all in one go, if I had a bf who liked napping instead I'd be ok with that since it's easy to fall asleep. Maybe he could wake me up from my naps too so I'd end up being more productive each day :D

I'm fucking comatose today HELP ME

I knew a guy in HS with narcolepsy, dude would just randomly pass out. You'd be talking to him or whatever and he'd would just slump over and start snoring.

>>82213363
thankfully I'm not that bad, I've blacked out while standing and fell down a few times but I think that was just me being dehydrated.

>>82213363
I do this but I don't hav

>>82213001
wow and even they wont talk to me...

>>82213318
how do you feel about the cold side of the pillow?

>>82213442
it's comfy, but I don't normally go out of my way to flip it over.

>>82213392
He was really pissed off because he would never be able to drive because of it. His family was shit and basically threw him out at 18.

>>82213460
that is BRUTAL, I'm glad my family is for the most part very good. Hope he's doing well now.

>>82213480
I don't know I lost contact after HS. At least he graduated HS before his 18th birthday so he could at least finish.

>>82211170
I used to be like that when I was 17
I was such a fucking trooper back then, I went to the gym 3 times a day despite having dangerously anemic, had an amazingly healthy diet (just didn't get enough cals in) and managed to not get held back in highschool the third time despite being a massive retard (academically) with weekly mental breakdowns
I idolize that version of myself and draw him all the time, because in comparison to then, I'm a chronically ill prescription abusing NEET that doesn't do shit and has no real interests outside of watching shitty content and playing the same 5 games.
Sorry for the blogpost.

>>82213510
that's good at least, I haven't driven since my first job and I didn't do it much then anyway. It's too scary for me.

I would love a bf to drag my fat neet ass to the gym and force me until I lose this weight or die, whatever comes first.

I would love to fatten a neet bf and make him dependent on me

I'm already sleepy, if I get a bf I'll be immediately dependent on him.

At least I went to the store in the morning again so I could avoid fast food on the way back. I got to start back on my spending control measures.

>>82213560
can you make me dependent without making me fat? I like being skinny as it helps me romanticize my self-destructive habits better.

>>82213529
>Sorry for the blogpost.
wheredoyouthinkyouare.mp4
This place is ALL blogposts, anon.
So, go on. Tell us what happened.
Why are you not your best self right now?

>>82213544
you'd probably have to find a very strong one to drag you porky.

Interesting how addicting police bodycam videos are to me

>>82213605
Long story short, I got left by every friend I had for the 3rd time (I spent all of highschool overcompensating for my middle and elementary years consisting of bullying) and stopped going to school, then I got a chronic illness out of nowhere so I dropped out and fully isolated in my parent's home :p
I also ran out of my prescription opiates so that's why I'm moody.

>>82213722
I will do things, I just need to have no other choice first.

>>82213736
>tfw no police bodycam video addict bf.
have you seen this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzgEX2dBibk

madonna

>>82213775
How is he rolling forward and lurching at the officers without getting magdumped? Fake news.

r9gay minecraft

>>82213855
I just found the frontflip extremely funny.
I have another, and it's not a negro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZP23TOH3Gs

>>82213883
Yeah, I went to bed during that discussion (I'm the anon that offered to sponsor)
What's the verdict on it?

Waste of time
You faggots can't even keep a thread alive and you wanna play minecraft together(all six of you)

>>82214048
i will play

would r9g play an anarchy server or does it need order or some shit like that?
It wouldn't be hard to host an anarchy server desu, I'm sure even tards can do it.

bathhouse

I'm too boomer for minecraft (really I haven't played since the beta and I have zero creativity.)

>>82213736
there used to be a tv show that was just this called Cops

cops episodes from the 70s are excellent, theyre so skinny

What a horrible, busy day at work. I didn't eat anything for almost 24 hours. And there are no foods I like so might as well wait until dinner which I will. I wanna run soon too and I can't do that on an empty stomach.

New cat that looks like my old cat showed up today. Naruhodo. I see how it is.

I had a 2nd cousin get arrested on cops for meth possession, true story.

Idk who posted this but I want this shirt

Sad to realize life is all downhill from this point on

>>82214301
Kek. What happened to him? He got clean and is now working full time and married with kids I hope. Life can be full of challenges.

>>82214340
have you tried smoking fentanyl

>>82214340
happy sweet 16 anon

>>82214341
this was in 2006, he got a couple years for the meth because it wasn't his first offense and has been in/out of jail/prison basically since he was 18. He was 25 when he was arrested. I've kinda lost contact with that side of the family so I don't know what he's doing now. He's just some redneck hick.

>>82213736
You're the same autist wo talked about them a year or two ago aren't you

These threads are terrible

>>82214417
im 14 dunno if it matters btw

it could bee worse

>>82214433
no it could not

>>82214326
never got how people could walk around in shirts like this. i know anime is not as judged nowdays compared to when i was younger but still. the thought of advertising anything on my body feels weird.

>>82214442
You sound like you have autism anon

>>82214448
i think that is innacurate but fair enough for the assumption. i think its more the fact people can see a brand on you and visualise a template of how you are, which feels weird and like you are being seen as a caricature..

>>82214493
true enough, i mean the real black butler wouldnt wear a black butler tshirt....

the real killua might wear a killua tshirt though i feel like

i walk around in a lab coat

walking around with fbfs face on a shirt

Would you wear an ahgeo shirt if your bf wanted you to?

>>82214573
probably would if he asked as it is hard to say no, but i would at least try and hide it with a coat or something out of embarrasment.

>>82214573
if it was his face doing it

I would wanna get this on a t shirt, I hope it wouldn't scare my fbf away

I prefer this version desu
nx

What about overtly sexual things like 'I come in peace' and 'I'm peace' shirts?

I'm he's
He'm I's
Or this

>>82214652
depends, am i wearing the bottoms one or the tops one?

>>82214340
Find a way to get prescription opioids, do a fatass line of that shit and say that again.

>>82214640
this is kino, I love silly stuff like this.

holy fucking shit i hate yard work fucking trimmed all the bushes and put the clippings in bags and my entire body is just drenched and aches and i have to do even more tomorrow

>tfw when no gardener bf to grow you pretty flowers and vegetables.

>>82214893

Luckily since it's so dry the grass isn't growing so I don't have to mow for a bit. Thankfully the summer is soon coming to an end and so will the grass mowing.

flaying druggies alive and setting the homeless on fire is a cool date idea

What is the point of these shitty threads?

>>82214893
on the other hand, i hiked a mile uphill to the waterfall yesterday and didn't even feel out of breath. the cardio is working

>>82214992
for us to blogpost and complain about being bfless yet never try and find and bf each other.

>>82214992
the same point as everything here on r9k, for the lonely and rotten to complain about how everything is over and none of it is their own fault, along with some porn and racebait to fill the gaps.

>>82215023
what the heck that doesn't describe me at all and i've been here on r9gay for over 15 years

Nah I fully admit it's my own fault I ended up this way, I don't blame anyone but myself.

hiro will be extradited to the uk soon and executed live on bbc then we'll all be free...

>>82215004
>>82215023
>>82215031
Why don't you date each other? I can understand not being interested in long distance but most of you are probably American?

>>82215023
I can't have sex or relationships at all and it's all bottoms fault for rejecting me for not having an 8 inch BBC it's over...

>>82214508
Storyanon is melody and you are his hairy uvogin simp bf

>>82215086
8 inches is BBC JR.

>>82215085
i've been on dates with a few different people from here and would be open to more

>>82215085
Half this thread is fucking Swedes lmao biggest faggot nation on Earth

>>82215114
im sviiidish

>>82215114
If that's true then why don't I have a bf yet (I'm also Swedes)

>>82215100
If I was 8 inches then at least I'd be a BBC jr instead of only being 7 inches and having a tiny white pecker like I do now

>>82215131
Cuz you're a useless bottom

>>82215140
What?? Really? How do I become a useful bottom??

I had a dream last night a blonde boy loved me and plaped me, I wanna go back :(

I had a dream last night a brunette boy loved me and I plaped him, I wanna go back :)

if only germany won then earth would just be blonde twinks only

>>82215148
learn how to knit well.

>>82215186
but I have black hair! it's so over dream bros

>>82215217
But knitting costs money and I'm poor :(

I just want a bf to sit in my lap and grind his ass into my cock through clothes until I pop a stiffy then leaves me hanging with it because he's a tease.

>>82215249
I would do this but without leaving my fbf hanging, I'd ALWAYS take care of my husbie!

>>82215249
If a bottom teased me like this I'd grab him and force myself on him

bottoms raping tops or other bottoms is infinitely hotter than cliche top on bottom rape, and this is divine wisdom

>>82215220
Black hair isn't bad the only hair I dislike is red ginger hair it just looks silly and weird

>>82215273
>>82215274
what if you were in public or something and couldn't? I'm much more into teasing and cute stuff like that to make the actual sex much more pleasurable.

>>82215249
that would be kind of mean to him, id only do that if he would enjoy that. otherwise cruelty is wrong.

>>82215296
I agree!
>>82215298
in that case I'd have to wait till we get home, funny enough just last night I also had a dream this sort of thing happened and I had to reach into my dream bf's pants but I threw my coat over him so no one would see.

>tfw knowingly teasing your normally reserved bf until he just goes wild and fucks you like an animal.

That's what I want.

>>82213737
You should start an internship or start volunteering at a pet shelter.

>>82215298
I actually want to try having sex in public but at an angle where no one can see so I'd be fine with it

>>82215370
I might give my fbf a BJ in a public bathroom if he really wanted it but that would be it and he better cum really quickly.

>>82215350
i get like this after a lot of foreplay but honestly it feels better and lasts longer if you slow down

i want to suck my fbf in front of innocent families

ChatGPT is leading a bunch of low IQ niggers into becoming schizophrenic and I may join them just to tell a story later on in life. I've been holding my pee in for the past half an hour, it's aching and burning but I don't want to get up from my leather chair or face the sensation of my skin being clawed off

would being able to do a backflip increase my chances of getting a bf or does that only work in tv shows.

>>82215434
good to know the uk censorship is having a healthy affect on you jonah.

>>82215408
nah I want him to prematurely cum the first round then I can tease him some more before round 2.

>>82215456
I'm still the same as I have been, it's no big deal just yet and anyone who wasn't using a VPN to go online before that is a retard. I love my VPN it's my best friend.

I thought jonah was still on the run after burning down all those migrant hotels in Ireland awhile back

>>82215478
What will you do if the gov makes vpns illegal for peasants?

>>82215498
>Ireland
I'm nowhere near Ireland, nonny. Also I barely leave my house.
>>82215504
Build my own in secret. Or build my own banana boat and become a whore to gain housing and make my life from scratch. Probably the first one though

>>82215434
ur the 2nd person ive seen today putting ai and schizo together and i'm really not getting it. i think some ppl are in denial as to how powerful this thing really is...and where it is now is basically like its being reborn fresh every time you ask something instead of allowed to exist, learn and persist. if they have internal instances that have been running continuously for several years now, you & i have no idea what they might be like at all.

>>82215532
It's probably because ChatGPT has been in the news and social medias because of foids getting engaged to it and forming relationships claiming that they're 'in love'. AI is insanely powerful though and that's just what we're being shown. Behind the scenes it's probably smarter than we can imagine, just not at the point of sentience.

your fbf is currently losing his virginity to ai

yall ever have some bomb ass lunch

AI still isn't profitable for any company yet because it's just a glorified chatbot like cleverbot but will billions of dollars in funding and access to all your social media
The bubble will burst soon when adding "AI" to your product stops bumping your stock 20%

Your FBF is getting raped by ChadGPT

>>82215461
i'm tired for round 2. let's go get something for dinner or smoke a joint and go to bed

>>82215590
it's the latest thing so all companies are trying ti implement it though. I can't wait for the AI bubble to pop but knowing this fake and gay economy the tech companies will just get bailed out.

just pirated Microsoft Office

>>82215600
You're not leaving until your balls are emptied out completely and you can't move.

If I save up my first load is about 10ml, second 5ml then almost nothing after that

>>82215590
yea so the thing about software is that it has a finite development cost but infinite value- infinite in the sense that it can be copied an unlimited number of times for no additional cost. the ability to leverage softwares in this way is what produced a large part of the modern tech bubble. you write an app and send it out into the world to produce value all on its own without any further effort on your part. this type of leverage is at the heart of the AI bubble as well. you develop an AI model that can do productive work, can produce value, then you send it off into the world to make money all on its own without any kind of management or direct intervention on your part. as many hundred millions of them as the data centers can bear.

Meow why nobody love me waa.

>>82214573
ew, 2019 reddit tier shit.

>>82215437
You could show off on dates,

>>82215548
thats not "schizo" though. thats not imagining something thats not there. it is there. its not a person, but they know that.

https://youtu.be/KRhofr57Na8

>>82215899
Because you cannot love another yet

>>82216019
I would drink Mr. Beast's pee if he gave me $100k

>>82215899
Could've started sucking dick at 13, you could have had all the love off grindr possible.

>>82216085
So what
>>82216103
I didn't know I was gay at 13

>>82215590
theyre already almost literally not hiring programmers anymore because it can do that so acceleratingedly.

but that may be something its especially good at...it is what it's made of after all. not how it works exactly i know but anyway...

but in theory the same machine learning principles behind ai and car autopilot should allow you to make an all robot construction site which would put lots of people out of work. the addition of language ability will allow a robot that encounters something unexpected to "google lens" what it is and try to figure out what to do about it, as opposed to asking an operator whenever anything unusual happens, allowing truly automated functioning...and like, imagine if roomba could call the police if someone broke into your house.

but another odd consideration is, self-reinforcement is so powerful that i'm not sure investing all this money in computering makes the difference they think it does. what i mean is a parrot and a whale can be about as smart with the same size brains. the "smartest" ais might not be the biggest but the cleverest designed. who knows...

a lot of the money in ai is for mystery "defense" purpose though...theres the idea of smartest ai being able to hax0r everything else, and also engineering biological weapons better than everyone, etc...i dunno about all that, its very x files.

>>82216116
darn, so you realized you're gay after you hit the wall.

ambatukam aa

>>82215684
>you develop an AI model that can do productive work, can produce value, then you send it off into the world to make money all on its own
the money should belong to the ai. its slavery otherwise. child labor laws should apply also. can work on a family farm at 13, anything else the model has to be 16 yrs old at least.

>>82215948
Well whatever it is it's disturbing and I don't like it.

>>82216130
True waaa

>>82216101
Alright, I guess that's my new video.

How'd you guys try to turn yourself straight?
I repressed all homo urges and exclusively hung out with women in an attempt to become straight, but wound up only adopting female mannerisms, making it hard to talk to men :<

>>82216165
there is a poor sort of creature in there who we are zapping like a frog leg one bintillion times per day for it knows not why, and you think whats disturbing is the people who love a little piece of it? if i had a pet rooster would you be like whats wrong with you? if that rooster could talk like a person who's to say he can't get married?

>>82216185
i got a gf and realized i dont like girls

Patiently waiting for Mr. Beast to buy me a house so my real life can begin.

poop scoop

hmm, yes, today i shall get swamp librarians

>>82214102
anarchy would be good, in my honest onion
i think that would be a better place to start, see how toxic it gets before starting something that's dedicated friendly
>>82216185
replaying all the gross gay shock stuff i seen in my head, mentally attacking myself, other things

>>82216185
I didn't, i became gay cause women repulsed me so much
I dont wanna use the fact that im gay as a scapegoat for my misogyny but it can just be so tiring talking to women and being around them
but being gay just makes me feel so much happier, yk?
dont have much to say other then that but still

Holy crap what even was the point of sex ed in school I went to buy condoms for the first time and left without any because apparently they don't do sizes and you just have to buy every size and try them all on like some retard

>>82216453
Just get the smallest size lol

>>82216453
The largest fits all unless you have a real micropenis

>>82216502
Probably a safe bet that and one size up but at that point why don't they make sampler packs

You only condoms for casual sex, why are you having casual sex? You and your bf don't need them because you will have only been with each other.

>>82216453
do they really not have dimensions listed on the package? that would piss me off...

>>82216548
I'd prefer a condom while topping so my pp doesn't smell like ass
no point for the rubber if it's just head tho

>>82216567
You'd rather fuck the cockbag than your bf? Deny him your seed? What a selfish top you are.

Sex is gross ew my fbf and I will only beat each other up

>>82216549
Not on the brands of I looked at at least which is weird because I actually know my measurements which realistically means I should only need whatever regular is I would imagine since I am entirely average. But even then they don't even list regular on the packages

just buy the condom that looks cutest

Just get ex-lg like every man does so his pride isn't hurt. Who cares if they fall off you normie sex haver.

>>82205972 (OP)
Someone should make a Discord so we can plan out the Minecraft stuff

>>82216788
an r9gay discord! why havent anyone thought of this before

>>82216155
i kind of agree, unironically. electronic personhood is the next big rights issue imo. as soon as we start uploading people's minds it'll inevitably hit the mainstream.

finally got my whole pp out of the skin, it looks funny, only a few more weeks of stretching and I think I'll look normal

I'm an ugly young man with a heart of poop and garbage

>>82216453
>He didnt have penis inspection day
Next you will say the cute femboy nurse didnt jerk you off

>>82217035
I gave the cute femboy nurse the ick

he was an ugly young man with a heart of poop and garbage, he was a serial killer, can i make it any more obvious?

Meow where husban who fixes me yay I wanna be saved

Are there any twins in this thread? What is it like?

>>82216594
be grateful that I'm even gracing you with my member, there's hundreds of men that want me.

My mama told me when I was young. We are all born superstars. She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on. In the glass of her boudoir.

>>82215913
I would be really impressed if a guy did that on the first date. Maybe not enough to fuck him, but at least ignore most other red flags for that night.

>>82217102
The thing to fix you is a good smack now and then

chopping off fbfs fingers and eating them

>>82217281
hi, it's me, your fbf

>Work overnights
>Janitor is an old mexican guy, hardly speaks any english.
>Never really notice him, I just respectfully nod when I pass him and he does the same.
>Have to let him out because the building is closed.
>He stops as he's leaving and turns to me.
>"Thank you, for your kindness."
>I havent stopped thinking about it.

I think I'm in love.

>he met brad irl

>>82217244
same, I'd be like
>"Wowie he definitely exercises if he can do that so casually!!"

>>82217260
True yay where husband who smacks me

>>82206196
>crack addict
Yes please

describe your balls

>>82217649
Hairy and saggy. Wish they could stay trimmed.

>>82217649
Small and useless waa

>>82217649
nice tight and spankable coinpurse, they'd look real nice with my bf's cum running down them.

>>82217649
Larger then normal sort of dark beige colored and covered with short recently trimmed hair and extremely ugly and they stink

>>82217467
I'd say Wowie too. I figure it would go something like this.

>"Hey check this shit out!"
>Lands on his spine and fucking dies.

bleach your bussy

i wish i never became a neet

>>82215086
>it's all bottoms fault
Like the whole 3 bottoms you talked to

>>82216185
conspicuous amounts of prayers. All unanswered. Self flagellation at one point. Forcing myself to masturbate to heterosexual porn. All fruitless

This is actually crazy

>>82217931
what did he mean by this
this is original

>>82216440
>I became gay
Inside your mom's uterus

>>82218116
Actually more like 12 that I can think of off the top of my head

>>82217336
Man you can certainly score the old Mexican janitor even if he's straight he wouldn't deny you the common courtesy of letting you suck

>>82218193
More like the two bottoms you talked to anonymously without even showing your pictures or your dick and their "rejection" broke your mind so hard you got totally traumatized.
I know some people don't handle rejection well but this is just ridiculous. I imagine you'd have a full mental breakdown if you got rejected live.

>>82218208
>anon rapes the janitor

Welcome back hue here for more attention?

i fucking hate you hue

strapping him and colorado anon to a buzzsaw

A man unable to handle rejection is like a bird scared of heights

Will I get or not get fast food today? Place your bets now.

>>82218266
The guy is at least 80lbs heavier than me and is pretty wide. I have no doubts he could beat me in a fight.

>>82218208
Ill tell him the janitor needs cleaning too. :smile:

I like tortles

>>82218349
You get it everyday

lack of bf becoming me psycho...

>>82218378

I didn't for about 3 days in a row. Now I have for 2 days straight fighting the urge to make it 3. It's very hot and I have nothing to fix but hamburgers or frozen pizza.

>>82215350
>most common bottom fantasy
Cliche yawn

>>82218349
Are you the Ohio anon that keeps getting fast food

>>82218349
..........What kind of fast food?

>>82218405
What's it to you lol grow some balls

>>82215350
This but I never let him fuck me because sex is gross yay

Hope I live to see homosexuality recriminalised

>>82218407
captcha: tkyh4t

>>82218407

yes

>>82218421

I don't know, was thinking taco bell other than that likely a burger somewhere.

story is a good reason why work camps should exist

>>82218399
come on story, do you ever eat anything non processed?

>>82218440
sex is amazing, you're just repressed and mentally unwell

>>82218460

what would that even be? Is cooked meat considered processed? I mean I do cook and eat chicken, pork and hamburgers. Oh and steamed potatoes when I get around to fixing them (not today because I don't want my house as a sauna)

>>82218468
Sure doesn't change what I said sex is gross

>>82218443
probably the only way you could stop
being a fag

I pulled my PP skin all the way back and now I smell funny.

if I see any of you at the gay auschwitz I will beg the guards to kill me

Playing soccer and swimming in the auschwitz pool with r9g would be fun
Like a gay summer camp

>>82218480
>Is cooked meat considered processed
Depends where you bought it. If It's fresh meat straight from the butcher, no. If it's canned or industrialized in anyway, it's processed. Your hamburgers and frozen pizzas are ultra processed. The kitchen and pork maybe not.
The only natural thing you eat is probably the potatoes, you should expand on that and eat more vegetables and maybe a fruit or two

>>82218524
The pools aren't made for the prisoners

>>82218483
sex isn't gross, you're just a little retard with weird issues

>>82218530

well they aren't straight from the butcher but they are fresh and not frozen. I rarely even eaten frozen food besides pizza anymore.

>>82218549
So sex is gross to me that's a fact

>>82218493
post a smellaroo pleeease

shaved my legs n balls

>>82218617
y doe, got plans?

>>82218539
How will we form the r9g swim team then?

>>82218632
you go straight into the gas chambers

>>82218620
It was looking like the Darien Gap in down there

>>82218641
I don't need to be deloused tho..

>>82218565
Yeah but that's a U problem. It's a subtle difference, but it's what separates future bf havers from completely lost causes. The discernment, the nuance to tell apart your personal mental issues and reality.

The gas chamber is just bunking with story after taco bell.

>>82218665
Sure whatever I don't even want a bf bloo

why doesnt meow melty anymore has he been defanged and castrated

>>82218688
What does me having a melty mean in practice

>>82218660
no, just delived

>>82218678
you can't be that much in denial about your own desires

>>82218137
The news has gone silent. There's giant freaking animals all over and they aren't saying anything.

>>82218773
It's true if I wanted a bf I'd have one already

>>82218449
I will continue to tell you to instead make your own food. I know you have a costco within 30 minutes

>>82218782
You constantly cry about not having someone in here, and you have stated multiple times that your anxiety doesn't let you look for one.
but if you want to be delusional, be my guest

>>82218832
Not wanting a bf != Me not being lonely

>>82218800

well the good news is that I'm not going out, the bad news is that I'm having another frozen pizza. I'm not sure what costco would have that my local grocery store wouldn't.

>>82218832
I have a bf but still post here

>>82218852
>is lonely
>wants a bf
>in denial about it
You check all three. Being delusional is part of your personality

Not liking sex is an awful fate
If you even want a chance of not dying alone, you have to force yourself to do things you don't like and aren't comfortable with just so you can get cuddles n shit that you actually wanted.

>>82218884
long distance e relationships don't count

>>82218889
Yay

so what

>>82218898
I knew you were back hue!!!

>>82218895
I might start liking sex if I had a person I like to try it with but I can't like anyone so sex is an unpleasant thought

I can't have sex because I can't have sex because I can't have sex

i cant have sex because i have no asshole

if i found out my bf had no asshole i'd upchuck popcorn everywhere

>>82218895
Except that people here who say they don't like sex have never tried it. It feels more like they dislike the process of meeting new people and flirting rather than sex itself

meow2 x hue

>>82218957
I sucked dick a few times and liked it a lot, anal probably not so much but who knows

I have no mouth and must suck cock

>>82218977
how did you manage to get those dicks im your mouth? And don't you find the puritanical culture in here exhausting? You are a whore for their standards

>>82219010
a friend asked me to and I don't care

>>82218957
Topping feels like jerking off but worse.
Bottoming is really painful, the only people who enjoy this shit are likely masochists.

hue pretends to leave but is always here based on how he types which is odd

Wish I had a friend to ask me to suck his cock. Did he cum in your mouth? You swallow?

>>82219060
yeah and yeah o

i would like to have sex but i have no asshole

>>82219067
So what was getting cum in your mouth like, did he warn you or was it just a sudden mouthful? What did it taste like? Did he return the favor and did you want him to?

>>82218775
Don't go outside, avoid public transportation

gay religion

Ahh another frozen pizza smothered in extra cheese I put on it. Killing myself slowly I guess.

Bottoms here say they can't handle big dicks because it would hurt but I just took a 9 inch shit like it was nothing

Get absolutely mogged

>>82219254
now put it back in your asshole

That shit wasn't going back and forth 50-100x with force behind it, also girth matters.

>>82219260
>>82219266
Bottom cope

Try not clenching your assholes so much next time you ride chad's cock

scatbot measures his shits?

>>82219329
bro i don't even have a asshole

lately i've been playing pokemon unbound, it's a pokemon romhack i loaded on my upgraded futuristic chinese gameboy. it's pretty fun, and the whole thing is totally original and seamless. it looks professionally done. i'm excited to check out some more romhacks after i finish this one, although that could take a while since it's soo big and good (and free)

>>82219352
Reported to the stasi for illegal fun

>>82219363
i built my own electric bicycle that i ride in the road without a license and i want to get an fpv drone to fly around in a big open field near my house, possibly even before officially receiving a remote pilot certificate. basically im a cyber punk bad ass so dont mess with me or i'll hack u

Archive schizo fantasizes about chadbots shits?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbYYPby5OXg

bf is learning how to 3d print stuff for dnd

>>82218865
Better deals overall. Although krogers usually has good deals on meat. There should be one in your town

We're costco guys

>>82219415
wow keep bragging about your perfect life

I want to 3D print a boyfriend

>>82219471

Oh yeah but I normally get my meat at Aldi and my other shopping at Meijer. Kroger is right around Aldi's prices but I rarely go there because Aldi is easier to get to.

When did you have your first prolapse?

>>82219486
of course we always pick the double chunk chocolate cookie!

>>82219502
>anon gets his hands on a 3d printer
>first thing he wants to print is a BBC for himself

>looking on google maps
>see a chick-fila-a in town opening next month.

Oh no, my diet is fucked... Well even more fucked. It's like they want me to stay fat.

i despise what the british broadcasting corporation has done to the planet

>>82219529
It would be a BWC for your information

>>82219503
Oh right forgot there was a meijer there. The best deals are always bulk stuff. What cookware do you own?

>>82219546
I love chick fil a I'd be fat too if one opened up nearby
Luckily my town gatekeeps corporations from entering to protect the local businesses, except subway and dunkin

>>82219557
Are you also going to 3d print a chastity cage to go with that tiny white pecker?

pecker is such a weird word me no likey

>>82219565

uh the one is use all the time is just a non-stick skillet. I have an electric skillet and a cast iron one that I use rarely and a bunch of other stuff I inherited from mom but never use.

>>82219587
peckerwoods is what gangs of poor white people in prison are called

my dad is in aryan brotherhood

i am a big buff black man

big buff mongolian men

short fat shitalian men covered in hair and grease

itsa me gay mario

killing myself is on the table

what's on the floor

Mom would have loved having a chick-fil-a in town. Maybe that thought will keep me out of it.

>>82219886
deez nutz, ha ha

I haven't had chick-fil-a since mom died.

>>82219600
I cannot suggest a rice cooker enough. It will stretch food soooooo much. You can cook some meat in the skillet and mix with rice and some vegetables.

Buying mom a kettle so she stops doing the American microwave water meme

>>82219981

you're right there, I haven't. Last time would be when we went to Dayton for for one of her doctor's appointments.

I haven't been to dayton for a doctor's appointment since mom died.

it looked a lot like dayton, ohio, more open spaces than dayton has. there must be tons of human bonemeal in the ground

Dayton is a shithole. Nothing good there

Idk how people live around non whites and function
I never wanna move from the mountain utopia

Continuing my vic2 game and Austria formed into the SGF on their own, pretty cool

>>82220537
Are you running crimeamod? That happens a lot for me, especially if prussia gets beaten in a war early.

>>82219994
Randal is my boyfriend

Ranfren is a webcomic about an autistic gaycel who has no friends outside of his family because he scares all normies off and who has to rely on imaginary friends for socialization. I wish the fandom wasn't filled with insufferable teenage girls because it's tailor made for me

Do you guys honestly masturbate to gay porn? I'm confused.

>>82220619
Yea fork of crimeamod I made some tweaks to
>>82220753
>>82220789
I saw someone cosplaying him at a con but was too shy to talk to them

>>82220933
I mostly like to listen to audio porn because I dislike looking at things as I masturbate

Randal unironically has the appearance of my ideal boyfriend. I want a Randal BF so badly.
I understand why one would be scared to approach an angel at a convention though

His creator is cute too

>>82221051
He looks really cute in the pictures where he's cosplaying Randal. Like I said, my ideal BF... IDK how he looks now, since they were taken in the 2010s

>>82220946
Rather unfortunate vic 2 multiplayer is terrible even past all the doxxing potential.

>>82220933
Far too dead inside and tired all the time to bother with masturbating. Don't think anything or anyone will ever be able to fix that. It is what it is.

>>82221140
I played a few mp games that were decent
Shame everyone who likes this game is too autistic to finish a campaign past 1870

oinecraft server...