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Anonymous No.82206528 >>82206560 >>82206941 >>82206960
There's these cute Jehovah's witness type Christian girls that keep reaching out to me and want me to go to church with them. Should I go and try and date one of them?
Anonymous No.82206558
Yes. Church women are massive whores, you've got a shot.
Anonymous No.82206560 >>82206570 >>82206941
>>82206528 (OP)
Tracer feet.
Anonymous No.82206570
>>82206560
Cammy ass
Anonymous No.82206575
Yeah those type of girls are easily manipulated and controlled, especially if they are seriously brainwashed religious fanatics. You can literally tell them that god came to you in a vision and said they have to let you fuck them to birth the messiah or some shit and they would probably do it, and also say they cant tell anyone about it or it will fuck up the conception idk. Its a fetish of mine to manipulate religious schizos like this so I can cum in their asses
Anonymous No.82206941 >>82207039
>>82206528 (OP)
Die out
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>>82206560
JUMP OFF A FUCKING CLIFF
Anonymous No.82206950
Blood rushes out of you
Anonymous No.82206955
When the knife stabs your heart
Anonymous No.82206960
>>82206528 (OP)
Has anybody tried asking them or Mormons for money? Like, give me twenty bucks and I'll read your thing, otherwise I guess you don't really care about your religion that much
Anonymous No.82206962
It's an impalement tearing through your flesh
Anonymous No.82206966
And it causes bodily mutilations
Anonymous No.82206971
You no longer look like a human
Anonymous No.82206982
Since you're mangled beyond belief
Anonymous No.82206986
The hatred for your life
Anonymous No.82206992
It's what fuels this eradication of your form
Anonymous No.82206997
Organs where they shouldn't be
Anonymous No.82206999
Oh Barneyfag is still alive, joy
Anonymous No.82207006
Bones going through your appendages
Anonymous No.82207014
And bodily fluids filling up caverns with the body
Anonymous No.82207022
Bile and vomit soaks the skin
Anonymous No.82207028
Resembling more of a corpse than anything
Anonymous No.82207034
Because of what has been done to you
Anonymous No.82207039
>>82206941
not this guy again i think hes actually schizophrenic he just goes onto threads and spams the same weird shit
Anonymous No.82207044
That could have been very preventable