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Anonymous No.82207247 >>82207255 >>82207263 >>82207272 >>82207273 >>82207304 >>82207306
What would you do if you somehow caught your e-bf watching porn?
Anonymous No.82207255
>>82207247 (OP)
Why would I care? It's an online relationship, we couldn't even fuck anyway
Anonymous No.82207263
>>82207247 (OP)
I'd cheat on him and leak his face and name on 4chan like every other rational woman
Anonymous No.82207272 >>82207312
>>82207247 (OP)
>e-gf gets mad at me
>decides to get back at me by fucking a fat ugly dude
>tells me about it
>tell her it's hot to think of her getting railed by a disgusting fatso
>*angry femoid noises*
Literally who gives a fuck? Internet relationships ain't real chief.
Anonymous No.82207273 >>82207278
>>82207247 (OP)
I'd beat him up to show him who's alpha and then I'd make him watch videos of me while I watch
Anonymous No.82207278 >>82207329
>>82207273
Why not just do the second part to begin with? Sounds more romantic that way.
Anonymous No.82207304
>>82207247 (OP)
Hit him right in the throat and make him cry like the bitch he is.
Anonymous No.82207306 >>82207323
>>82207247 (OP)
I'd kill myself ASAP
Anonymous No.82207312 >>82207328
>>82207272
is she at least a cute e-gf?
Anonymous No.82207323
>>82207306
Why? You could just get another any time
Anonymous No.82207328
>>82207312
She was fine. Broke up with me not long after that because I'm a "sociopath" and she can't deal with me "gaslighting" her like bitch please.
Anonymous No.82207329
>>82207278
He needs to be disciplined first to learn his lesson to never look at other women, and then we can do the loving stuf