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Anonymous No.82209730 >>82209745 >>82209754 >>82209755 >>82209759 >>82209774 >>82209803 >>82209819 >>82209886 >>82210003 >>82210183 >>82210197 >>82210255 >>82210512 >>82210527 >>82210774 >>82210905 >>82210964 >>82211568 >>82212101 >>82212160 >>82212937
So is there some reason you haven't at least wrapped an e-girl around your finger or...?
Anonymous No.82209739 >>82210447
Why is she bloated
Anonymous No.82209745
>>82209730 (OP)
I cant get an egirl bro its over
Anonymous No.82209748 >>82209784 >>82210440
femanon here. i have a robot wrapped around every one of my 12 fingers
Anonymous No.82209749
I have no interest in sending money to girls on the Internet for nudes.
Anonymous No.82209754 >>82209813
>>82209730 (OP)
rather, why would i want that in the first place?
nudes? if i want porn there's plenty of it out there
affection? i'd rather get it irl instead (and i don't meet a lot of people from my country here, let alone girls)
uh, what else?
Anonymous No.82209755
>>82209730 (OP)
Because I don't want to get blue balled, nor do I want to hear some distant woman's ramblings for over an hour each day.
Anonymous No.82209759
>>82209730 (OP)
I'm not dark triad, so e-girls dont like me.
ruby !!Tb1gAo1xgNE No.82209774
>>82209730 (OP)
thats how ami was but then after work (since i was saving to see her) one day she was like btw i got a new bf and we going to japan lol
Anonymous No.82209784
>>82209748
>12 fingers
can i see
Anonymous No.82209803
>>82209730 (OP)
I talk to e-girls occasionally but if they don't live close by I drop them and if I don't get at least one IRL hug from them pretty fast I also drop them.
Anonymous No.82209813 >>82209836
>>82209754
Sure man, so you do get it IRL right?
You have SOMETHING to justify not pursuing anything on the Internet, right???
Anonymous No.82209819
>>82209730 (OP)
yeah, theres a good reason
i like teen guys.
Anonymous No.82209836 >>82209938
>>82209813
>you do get it IRL right?
neither, i don't seek it out
>SOMETHING to justify not pursuing anything on the Internet
overall lack of interest
i will befriend e-girls of any location simply because i like frens, but pursuing something of that kind with them? man...

look, i may be strongly pulled toward troubled people, but i know better than to act on that
i'm just starting to build my life, i'd rather not fuck it up now
Anonymous No.82209886
>>82209730 (OP)
Wow, she has a really amazing body. Lucky guy.
Anonymous No.82209938
>>82209836
Honestly, your reply is nothing but respectable. I probed just because it's normally very easy to ragebait on this site but you are genuinely pursuing the right path for you. I'm sure you already know not to let petty distractions get in the way but I'm totally rooting for you and your ongoing journey to figure yourself out. You're one of the more respectable people I've ever encountered on this site just from this one interaction, not that you need my validation.
Anonymous No.82209944
not working so well. Trying to even hint at spoiling them and stuff, but no good bites
Anonymous No.82209979
had one but its boring
too much work when I can just google tits instead for the same result
Anonymous No.82210003 >>82210027 >>82210083
>>82209730 (OP)
Nice tits but her body is a really weird shape what's up with that
Anonymous No.82210015
a lot of work and I don't like overly clingy individuals. OP's image would kinda annoy me. I also see it pointless because most egirls will just find a new guy to feed them attention. a bunch of work for little reward. don't feel like chasing 2-3 egirls

I'm destined to be alone because I do crave someone, but I also get tired quickly. Good things take work, which is something I need to remind myself.
Anonymous No.82210027
>>82210003
shes built like the healer from barb assault
Anonymous No.82210083 >>82210170
>>82210003
I think it's just the angle she took this at and the fact that she's gained some weight, she looks amazing generally
Anonymous No.82210114
I did, dated a famous 4chan e-girl
She leaked my face and unleashed her army of simps onto me
Worst mistake ever, I loved her tho
Anonymous No.82210170 >>82210327
>>82210083
how do you even get this? you likely are handsome
Anonymous No.82210183
>>82209730 (OP)
But how doe
Anonymous No.82210197
>>82209730 (OP)
because theres a million fuckin faggots on /soc/
Anonymous No.82210255
>>82209730 (OP)
shes fat as fuck overweight
Anonymous No.82210327
>>82210170
no I'm a bald fatass lmao. as much as it feels like a lie, personality genuinely CAN get you extremely far
Anonymous No.82210440
>>82209748
>12 fingers
thats an extra two fingers per hand
Imagine the hj's and your WPM must be insane
Anonymous No.82210447 >>82210460 >>82211945
>>82209739
She might be, special. You know, one of those special girls.
Anonymous No.82210460
>>82210447
This is the part where you post someone who is into you and looks better
Anonymous No.82210512
>>82209730 (OP)
I barely use discord, how do you even go about meeting girls on it?
Anonymous No.82210527
>>82209730 (OP)
Your egf is comfy with you sharing her pics? Some guys have all the luck...
Mine was willing to write Doom on her tummy for me but wasn't comfy with me sharing the pics :,(
Otherwise I'd've made this same ragebait thread. You should share the uncensored one friendo
Anonymous No.82210774 >>82210783 >>82210820
>>82209730 (OP)
never talking to men again cause look at what these pieces of shit can do
Anonymous No.82210783 >>82210796 >>82210846
>>82210774
women share images and stories of their boyfriends within their circles nonstop though
Anonymous No.82210796 >>82210825
>>82210783
>within their circles
Are key words, not online for everyone to see + most don't
Anonymous No.82210820 >>82210846
>>82210774
Good idea fembot date me and ignore the rest of these evil pieces of shit post contact so I can whisk you away from the evil here. I'm the only one that isn't a pedophile
Anonymous No.82210825
>>82210796
so you've already got all your beliefs sorted and nothing new you might learn will ever change them
good for you
Anonymous No.82210846 >>82210884
>>82210783
>in their circles
>not thousands, potentially millions of strangers on imageboards that get archived forever
besides not every woman does this anyways. that shits private to me

>>82210820
gross
Anonymous No.82210884
>>82210846
Fyck u whore UR gross I'm gonna shove my tongue so far up your asshole I'll wrestle your dinner out and snowball it back in ur mouth fucking bitch
Anonymous No.82210905 >>82210946
>>82209730 (OP)
Everytime I do this, I end up breaking some poor girl completely and reminding myself why I abstain from relationships.
Anonymous No.82210946 >>82210962 >>82210977
>>82210905
you obviously enjoy hurting the girls if you keep doing it, faggot
Anonymous No.82210962
>>82210946
Hurting girls is funny tho
Anonymous No.82210964
>>82209730 (OP)
i have negative rizz
Anonymous No.82210977
>>82210946
Not at all, like I said, I try to avoid getting into relationships. I'm not doing anything particularly evil anyway, I'm just flakey and lose interest fast. Totally locked in to the relationship for weeks, then I wake up on a Tuesday and could not give a fuck anymore.
Trying out some meds for the first time next week, maybe whatever I've got is easily correctable and I do not need to be a heartbreaker afterall.
Anonymous No.82211374
I used to get egirls when I was younger but they dont like me anymore for some reason. Sucks
Anonymous No.82211428
Most extremely online people are very annoying
There are few dudes I can put up with but ZERO women

OP says he is a bald fatass with personality lol
The personality being annoying as fuck and simpy to lonely mentally ill women

You are made for each other congrats

Some of us have the difficult road of real problems like AuDHD which makes you compatible with no women at all
Anonymous No.82211545
I want a cute streamer to DM me on Twitch and become obsessed with me to the point she would send me nudes and money.
Anonymous No.82211568 >>82211853
>>82209730 (OP)
I don't know how to talk to women and I don't care to put in any effort to learn.
Anonymous No.82211600
it's great that every picture op has posted of his egf has a different filenaming convention and was taken with a different device lol

most believable r9k bait today
Anonymous No.82211853
>>82211568
If ur hot do whatever
If ur not hot its a mix of
Simp
Boast
Bully others
Anonymous No.82211945
>>82210447
like what retarded?
Anonymous No.82212101
>>82209730 (OP)
I learned way back in the YIM days that it is absolutely pointless and sexually frustrating if they are not in my city and I cannot fuck them.
In my early 20s, before I lost my V-tag to an escort, I had a middle aged woman with a rape kink claim she was going to fly over 4,600 miles to fuck me for at least a week, and she pussied out and ghosted me. We had cammed a bunch and I got to see her tits. She'd get so wet down there that she had to sit on towels. There were a few foids that I talked a good game with, and it was depressing to think how I could theoretically be great at sex, and getting into women's heads to turn them on; and yet 18 years later, I have still never had an unpaid fuck. How ironic. Kill me.
Then fuck apps and social media made it impossible for non-Chads to get any convos or fucks with local women. Even old women won't fuck me.
Anonymous No.82212160
>>82209730 (OP)
her tummy is a cute tummy
Anonymous No.82212937
>>82209730 (OP)
why would i do that?
i prefer gooning with guys