Thread 82210887

I'm such a femgooner that I've been masturbating since I was 7 I 100% huniepop back in 2015 when I was NINE and I got all the achievements when I was 12

I masturbate at least 5 times a day and I struggle to find a job and I don't even need one because the governement pays me money just because I'm autistic

how do I stop this?

In all likelihood, paralysis or death.

only masturbate before bedd

>>82210908
I can't abstain because if I do it builds up and I get horny again

>>82210887 (OP)
>back in 2015 when I was NINE
>Somehow this isn't an underage poster

tfw no stay at home femgooner gf

>>82210925
I was about to post this.
It still bothers me that people who were born after 4chan was created can now post without breaking the rules.

>>82210925
There are people 7 turned 8 in 2015 that can use this site now
That someone is me

>>82210932
2007 anon here
In a few months there will be 2008 anons who will be allowed (being real they are probably already posting here)

>>82210925
I've been here longer than a lot of people anyway, I've been here since I was 11 or 12

>>82210945
Mods rape him
>inb4 I'm actually legally allowed to use this site now

>>82210960
This is a joke, I made this joke so please lauf at joek

>>82210960
I'm op?


is that a bannable thing too?

>>82210887 (OP)
god i wish i were a femgooner so much i'm so jealous

>>82210973
instead of being jealous can I maybe have some tips

what are you even jealous about?

>>82210887 (OP)
Sublimate your libido into something else, use drugs to suppress it, or just have regular orgasms. I'm male but very similar. You're not going to be able to undo the synaptic connections you have wired to the horny, and your horny started over a decade ago. You have horny wired to foundational stones in your pyramid. They're not going anywhere.
Suppress the urge chemically, find a way to direct that agitation towards something creative/productive, or just find a way to cum regularly and fit it into your schedule.

>>82210887 (OP)
Umm just live with me and be my stay at home fleshlight while we collect ur autismbux every month. Using my penis should cut down on your gooning too

>>82210980
>what are you even jealous about?
you're a female goonette who gets free money just for existing
why wouldn't i be jealous

>>82210887 (OP)
>negro
this was not made by nipponese

>>82210998
idk I guess the orgasms are stronger than a mans too

>>82210943
>2007 anon here
I'm curious about your perspective, anon.
When did you start lurking/posting here and how did you find out about 4chan?
What did you think about this website when you discovered it and what do you think now?
What boards do you use?
How much do you know about important events in 4chan history (early years, raids, chanology, anonymous, gamergate, the fappening, the alt right, 2016 election, etc.)?
Do you know who moot is and if so what do you think of him?

>>82210887 (OP)
>100% huniepop back in 2015
>got all the achievements when I was 12

So you didn't 100% it in 2015 lol

>>82211063
I 100%ed the in game stats, the achievements come from steam

>>82210887 (OP)
Would u like having your butthole licked?

>>82211092
no that's gross, stay away from my ass

>>82211101
U do not get a choice in the matter hahaha

>>82211073
Ah eh fair enough, I did the same thing around the same time lol 2015 was a weird year, fucked up you're old enough to post here now because I was 18 at the time. Audrey best girl btw

>>82211119
audrey is top 3 but my favourite is tiffany, although I'm probably going to move off tiffany soon, maybe audrey will be my next favourite

3 questions
Do you like men?
Do you like ugly bastards?
And will you goon using my mouth five times a day?

>>82210945
I'm an og too
I joined this site in the ancient year of 2024

>>82211136
yes
looks aren't too important
no

>>82211126
Tiff is a close second, desu most of the other characters are pretty forgettable, I think I like the main fairy girl next. It's just the Audrey's attitude I like the most, super fucking hot when girls are combative like that.

>>82211138
>>no
Why not? I can build the strongest tongue muscle known to man

>>82211140
I really liked kyanna

>>82211151
Might have to replay HuniePop, it's been 10 years at this point. Been binging WEGs a lil too much lately so this could be a good place to start winding down since it's not so explicit.

>>82211026
much stronger and if you can have multiples not as shitty
being a male coomer is an absolute joke, i hate it i wish i were a woman

>>82211159
you should, I'm probably going to play huniepop 2 again, I haven't played it nearly as much
>>82211180
when you cum do your thighs spazz out? I can't stop myself from looking up and closing my eyes too, can't think straight and the moans just come out naturally for me

>>82211026
yeah being a female coomer is winning a genetic lottery of some sort

>>82211195
>when you cum do your thighs spazz out? I can't stop myself from looking up and closing my eyes too, can't think straight and the moans just come out naturally for me
depends but the refractory period afterwards feels so horrible that it doesn't really matter how it feels
i'm also circumcised so it feels even less impressive

can you have multiples?

>>82211195
Is HuniePop 2 similar? Kinda got disappointed with the direction of that Studios game that was a sequel to 1 and never followed anything in the franchise since.

>>82210887 (OP)
you can be my gf and keep jilling off in between sessions of taking my dick

>>82210887 (OP)
>back in 2015 when I was NINE
MOOOOODS... oh, wait.

>>82211142
>>82211138
>no reply
Fembot you're just using your thread to sperg out about your hunniepop obsession
I offered you a way to stop masturbating 5 times a day and in return I get the stongest tongue known to man

>>82211226
>>82211142
Pic re-related

>>82210887 (OP)
https://youtu.be/MHWyLB2Lycc

>>82210887 (OP)
do you use one of these?
would you even be able to get off normally anymore?

>>82211200
yeah I can and I do
>>82211202
somewhat, but you can only date pre determined duos
>>82211224
?

>>82211256
Wow okay the voice acting and writing is waaaay fucking worse than I remember.
>>82211278
>you can only date pre determined duos
Incredibly gay

>>82211278
>yeah I can and I do
you have no idea how jealous i am of you
you won the lottery, being a man sucks ass it's all pointless

>>82211038
>when did you start lurking/posting
Younger zoomers don't lurk and I started posting a lot in 2024 but I kept tabs since around 2016 I'd say.
>what did you think about this website
When I first look on this site I thought it was shit, now I think it's more well designed than most. I use r9k and s4s the most sometimes I browse other boards randomly like sci or x
>how much do you know about important events
I know plenty like listed and I got into 4chan from maybe the presidential era but I forgot.
>do you know who moot is
No I do not know who Christopher Poole (who created 4channel as a 2chan alternative for english speakers who migrated from the fourm something awful) and what is this "4chan" we are talking about

>>82211275
I use tons of toys, but I can get off normally

>>82210887 (OP)
>how do I stop this?
why do you want to stop it? you've won at life

>>82211359
because I am addicted and it is a problem

>>82211369
why is it a problem? what else do you want to be doing that this is interfering with your daily life?

you're literally living the dream, what else do you want?

>>82211375
I've gotten bored of it, it's been my life for over half my short life

>>82211381
what do you mean by bored? does it not feel as good as it used to?

>it's been my life for over half my short life
so what? people do the same shit their entire lives
a lot of oldfags get depressed because they lose their sex drives

Honestly the way to stop gooning is to not be at home so often. You can't fapmax if you're in public. Find some shit to do outside on the regular, exercise or a hobby or even just window shopping. Being out and about should also tire you out so you won't be as motivated to use the remaining energy to bust one (or more) out.

>>82210887 (OP)
>femanon addicted to huniepop
>>>/lgbt/

>>82211426
that's actually a good idea, I'll explore my city tommorow then
>>82211441
what?

>>82211426
exercise increases libido as well though, so it could backfire

well this thread ruined my night
congrats on winning the birth lottery OP i'm going to cry myself to sleep now knowing i can't ever live your life lmao
i hope one day you fully appreciate the gift you were given for the people who can't have it

>>82210887 (OP)
off topic but what was your opinion on the controversy in 2 were you could disable the trans girls penis

>61 posts
>newfags still participating

sasuga r9k desu

circumcision sucks i'm just waiting to die
but till then i have to work

>>82211517
why does circumcision suck? I never really looked into penis anatomy

>>82211547
sorry an uncut guy would have to answer that, but they rightfully shit on us because circumcised copers are the dominator culture and have to self-justify constantly to themselves and others which includes telling people it doesn't suck, which they can't know

op here

just jerked off again, I failed already

>>82211636
What'd you cum to?

>>82211666
trips!

I was playing a game called "Course of Temptation"

>>82211672
>Course of Temptation
Wow this looks like normie Corruption of Champions. Can't really see the appeal of a text-based game without fantastical elements. What do you normally do in it? I spent a few months playing one called Hero Party Must Fall, had way too much of a focus on emasculating the rival male and a couple yuck gay moments but the rest was pretty tasty.

>>82211693
I get bored of corruption of champions really quickly whenever I play it

I like CoT BECAUSE it's normal, plus it's pretty in depth with how the sex works, they're not just scenes

>>82211705
Admittedly I haven't played CoC in like 10 years, definitely got to the point at one point where I could speedrun to the better parts. I'm trying CoT rn, only in the prologue but it's pretty interesting that there's attributes, thanks for the recc. I don't know about you but I have sex, so if I'm gonna goon I prefer it to be outlandish lmao.

>>82210945
>I'm such an oldfag I was here since 2018 tee hee
Shut the fuck up and fuck off.

>>82211841
how about you leave my thread instead of getting pissy

>>82211723
Bro I should get back on clash of clans
I was like th10 and I was upgrading to th11 to get the warden

>fully read chat
You weren't talking about clash of clash were you?

>>82211908
I was not talking about Clash of Clans, no.

>>82211916
Op here

None of us ever were

Also I did it again

And Im going to sleep