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Anonymous No.82211412 >>82211461 >>82211472 >>82211473 >>82211525 >>82211533 >>82211680 >>82211686 >>82211715 >>82212544
How as a guy do you bang an entire family of women? Seems insane.
Anonymous No.82211461 >>82211473 >>82211478 >>82212955
>>82211412 (OP)
me and my sister had sex with a celebrity 3 years ago, at the same time, so just be famous I guess
Anonymous No.82211472 >>82212408 >>82212876 >>82212938
>>82211412 (OP)
who smiles like that while giveing a handjob
Anonymous No.82211473 >>82211486 >>82211781
>>82211412 (OP)
>>82211461
Harems form naturally around the highest status men
Anonymous No.82211478 >>82211488 >>82211499 >>82211501
>>82211461
>me and my sister had sex with a celebrity 3 years ago, at the same time,
but why? Did you have his babies, sell the story to a tabloid, and then take half of his shit?
Anonymous No.82211486
>>82211473
>Harems form naturally around the highest status men
Gigachad will fuck your sisters, your mother and your grandma
Anonymous No.82211488
>>82211478
#metoo 30 years from now
Anonymous No.82211499 >>82211515 >>82212400
>>82211478
no we just had a huge crush on him growing up, he took my virginity too
Anonymous No.82211501
>>82211478
Probably because they were being slutty for high status man
Anonymous No.82211515 >>82211578
>>82211499
Sickening fucking foids, man. Theyre fucking sick dude. I hate it.
Anonymous No.82211525 >>82211546
>>82211412 (OP)
When I was 31 I dated a 43 year old milf. Her 19 year old daughter was into me. She looked just like a younger version of her mom and her mom was pretty fine for her age. I wanted to hit, but her mom was absolutely the type to cut my dick off and slit my throat if I cheated with a regular woman. I can only imagine the nuclear apocalypse meltdown if I fucked her daughter, so I stayed away.
Anonymous No.82211533
>>82211412 (OP)
these are bongs, aren't they?
Anonymous No.82211546 >>82211619
>>82211525
Sometimes the mothers use the daughters as collateral, as she knows shes older, and a single mom, so she needs to sweeten the pot. She'll suggest the daughter is up for it if you are willing to be "Daddy"
Anonymous No.82211578
>>82211515
you are replying to a man you absolute mongoloid
Anonymous No.82211619
>>82211546
That was not the situation. The mom was pretty well off. Not rich but she earned quite a bit more than me. The daughter was a college student. She lived in a dorm on campus a couple hours away but she came back to visit almost every weekend, which was also usually when her mom and I spent time together.
Anonymous No.82211680
>>82211412 (OP)
I got to when I was in Haiti some years ago. Even knocked a few up. I mean yes, a low bar for women, but it was several women across generations of one family.
Anonymous No.82211686
>>82211412 (OP)
A family of demented hoes.
Anonymous No.82211708
I fucked a woman and her daughter but didn't know until well after the fact.

I fucked my college professor after we met on Bumble two years after I graduated. We had sex a handful of times until she found someone she was serious about, I wished her all the best. I ended up fucking her daughter (eight years younger than me) off of hinge a year later as a one night stand. If I remember correctly she just broke up with her boyfriend of four years. I never clued into the fact that they were mother/daughter until the mom added me on Facebook like three months later. We like each other's posts every once in awhile and she's single but I don't want to get involved, they'll figure it out and I'll probably get cancelled or something.

The daughter was pretty bad at sex, the mom was way more receptive and fun.
Anonymous No.82211715 >>82211721 >>82211744
>>82211412 (OP)
rape.


when I was 11, my sister, my mother, and I all got raped by her ex boyfriend before he killed himself, we don't exactly know why he never killed any of US though
Anonymous No.82211721 >>82211737
>>82211715
Used goods piece of shit why are you even here you are ruined garbage. Anyone you end up with will be disgusted and have to pretend you are acceptable.
Anonymous No.82211737
>>82211721
Haha damn welcome to 4chan moment
Anonymous No.82211744
>>82211715
And this is why women who are raising kids should not be getting boyfriends or husbands.
Anonymous No.82211781
>>82211473
People like Andrew Tate, footballers, and then you realize. oh women are dumpster material. Goddamn they are stupid. Thankful the internet has awoken young men. That is what the male loneliness epidemic is. They realize the true reality.
Anonymous No.82212400 >>82212417
>>82211499
who was this celebrity?

i knew a girl that said that she had sex with Bret Michaels from Poison when she was 16.
Anonymous No.82212408
>>82211472
A woman who loves you
Anonymous No.82212417 >>82212462 >>82212955
>>82212400
zachary gordon
Anonymous No.82212462
>>82212417
I had never heard of this guy. I should become a low tier celebrity and deflower sisters.
Anonymous No.82212544 >>82212851
>>82211412 (OP)
Why do they all have such empty soulless expression and dead eyes? it feels like i am looking at livestock rather than fellow humans
Anonymous No.82212851
>>82212544
They are just happy because they have access to a nice dick.
Women become dumber when they are horny so this explain's the cow's gaze.
Anonymous No.82212876
>>82211472
i laughed so hard at this godam
Anonymous No.82212938
>>82211472
He obviously said smile for the camera before he took the picture.
Anonymous No.82212955
>>82212417
Kekkk she had sex with Greg Heffley
>>82211461
I do understand though, I would have sex with prime Devon Bostick but the fact it's Greg's actor makes it funny for me
Anonymous No.82213109
Lots of women will naturally harem themselves if you're wealthy and provisional enough. It's biology. Women have adapted specifically to rear children. Everything about their bodies and psyche is the result of millions of years of natural selection. Some women value single men who prioritize them, others just want men who can provide at all. Even if the women have no interest in rearing children, their biological need to pair with a man will overtake their manufactured reason.