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Anonymous No.82211822 >>82211828 >>82211831 >>82211865 >>82211874 >>82211886 >>82212020 >>82212081 >>82212152
The average femcel
>hairy
>bad skin
>bad teeth
>big forehead
>not particularly in shape
Anonymous No.82211828 >>82211874
>>82211822 (OP)
Don't care, don't care, don't care, don't care.
Anonymous No.82211831 >>82211874
>>82211822 (OP)
>hairy
Yes
>Bad skin
Yes
>Bad teeth
No
>Big forehead
Yes
>Not particularly in shape
No
Anonymous No.82211865 >>82211872
>>82211822 (OP)
Yes, that's me except for the big forehead, it's called having PCOS anon
Anonymous No.82211872 >>82211920
>>82211865
>PCOS
What's that?
Anonymous No.82211874 >>82211912
>>82211822 (OP)
I forgot, small tits
>>82211828
Ok stinky
>>82211831
You or pic rel?
Anonymous No.82211886 >>82211927 >>82211960
>>82211822 (OP)
>i shave everyday
>i have decent skin
>teeth arent yellow but theyre misaligned
>i have bangs to cover that
>chubby girls are popular rn, who cares
>im just ugly
Anonymous No.82211907 >>82211940
The average femcel
>doesnt exist
>is a male larping on r9k
>still gets 100s of replies
Anonymous No.82211912 >>82211960
>>82211874
Me of course, but I'm prettier than picrel so I get away with it
Anonymous No.82211920 >>82211927
>>82211872
I think that's basically when a woman is really hairy because of hormones. I'm not sure if it's on a spectrum but google says they can grow hair like a man (on their chest, etc)
Anonymous No.82211927
>>82211886
>theyre misaligned
Cute, you're cute!
>>82211920
Damn, that's kinda crazy... Is it like coarse hair, or is it at least smooth and ladylike?
Anonymous No.82211940
>>82211907
I think the only real femcels are the severely autistic 300+ pounders
Anonymous No.82211960 >>82211985
>>82211912
Are you sure? She's cute to me. That's why I downloaded the video...
>>82211886
>using bangs to cover up big forehead
Just as God intended
Anonymous No.82211985 >>82212066
>>82211960
I promise you I'm cuter
Anonymous No.82212020 >>82212066
>>82211822 (OP)
>considered disgusting and dont conform to beauty standards
omg what the flip??!?!?1! it's almost like us femcels are femcels because we're undesirable kek
Anonymous No.82212066 >>82212227
>>82211985
I'm sorry femanon, but I can't just take your word for it. We're going to have to draft you just like all the other ugly fat girls...
>>82212020
Some press on nails and a belly piercing (I think they make fake ones now but I dunno) and you'll be fine
Anonymous No.82212081
>>82211822 (OP)
The average femcel is fat with a hideous face. I used to think I have a femcel coworker because she's shy, with an ugly face and no curves. But apparently being slim is enough because I've discovered comments from an average-looking dude her age on her facebook selfies. She ignored him, so she's volcel. Literally a 3/10 and she gets guys commenting love emojis on her selfies.
Anonymous No.82212152
>>82211822 (OP)
i like kinda fat girls
Anonymous No.82212227 >>82212396
>>82212066
I promise anon, I'm a cutecel with a cutiepie face. I don't want to be drafted.. NOOO GOD NO PLEASE HELP ME NOOOO... please HELP
Anonymous No.82212396
>>82212227
Stop larping and admit you're a moid