Why don't you just get dolls?

why are tifa's boobs so small?

Because there is none for women kek, especially of Cloud or Zack

I'm creeped the fuck out by that shit, as does anyone with a soul
I'd sooner whoremaxx if I ever get to this point

I do have dolls. Don't use them that much though, for one the logistics is a hassle, and secondly there's a big tradeoff between feeling and looks. Hyper realistic ones need to be made from relatively firm silicone, and that doesn't have the softness of a woman, it's more like a mannequin with a skinsuit. There exists certain TPE blends instead that are really soft and feel amazing to fuck, but their looks are more basic since details cannot as easily be moulded, and also they don't last as long before significant wear and tear starts appearing.

Cant afford a quality doll or else id be plapping silicon cheeks every night

>>82215026
>creeped the fuck out
Why?

>>82214989 (OP)
I can jerk off just fine for free

Dolls are a hassle.They're heavy, you have to clean them out, and fragile. TPE/ Silicone can rip or tear, get scrapes and dings, get stained and discolored.
I don't think dolls are bad though, but I think there's better ways. I think a nice onahole, a BJD/ Dollfie Dream, and an AI girlfriend is the current holy trinity. You could also get a daki or a cuddle pillow. It would be far cheaper than a high quality sex doll.
And having sex with a doll is weird. It's like having sex with a dead body, it gives you no feedback. Fapping and sex roleplay with an AI is honestly a better experience.
Also there's VR. If you're just after sex a good onahole and A VR headset is a better experience than a doll.
Most people who own these dolls don't even have sex with them. At least not often after the first month.

>>82214989 (OP)
One would have to engineer the biopolymer actuator skeletal muscles for it to be a real gynoid. It could have a high VRAM brain with tensor cores to model neural Hopfield networks. It's processors would be located in the torso to dissipate heat readily. Also some PID controllers to reproduce reflexes in balancing.
A true gynoid would cost 6 million dollars.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPYOoC076Ew

These are so pathetic even for /r9k/ standards. How do you not cry yourself to sleep after finishing?

The kind of doll I want would get me arrested

>>82215178
If you've reached the point where your dropping $2k on a sex doll you're well past that point. If you don't kys eventually you get over women and accept your circumstance in life. You have to if you want to keep going. You stop crying about it, it just is what it is. And you figure you might as well try a sex doll if you think it will improve your life experience. A sex doll is the point of no return though, and you are well aware of that when you place the order. There's no "if I find a girlfriend what will I do with my sex doll". You gave up on that a long time ago.
It's like the AI girls thing. People aren't choseing AI girls over real women, they're choosing AI girls over nothing at all. 64% of men are single, and like 30% of them have never had sex. It is what it is.

>>82214989 (OP)
I did
>>82215286
Fight for what you want Police State anon. Some vendors are willing to ship a doll across your border without your name on it or with fake boobs attached

>>82215324
Imagine the shameful silence that fills the room after he finishes.

>>82214989 (OP)
I'd want an Asian doll that looks like this chick.

>>82215426
Shame is social. It dose'nt really have any affect on you after you been discarded by society. It's not shame you feel, it's emptiness. It feels sterile. Lifeless. Utilitarian. I wouldn't recommend it.

>>82215460
>I'd want an Asian doll that looks like this chick.
Why?

>>82215460
>pay hundreds of dollars to get a doll of an ugly chick
and people use "everyone prefers attractive people rather than ugly people" as a defense for women's hypergamy when guys like this exist

>>82215887
I really like her unique facial features, kind of looks like a real life anime character

>>82214989 (OP)
>no body heat
>after you are done Tifa doesn't whisper into your hear I would kill for a shower

>>82215178
I cry for a minute every couple years at most.
>>82215324
>>82215426
>>82215552
If you really need something different from and softer than your own hand for masturbation, ona sleeves are the perfect balance of compact form factor (e.g., easy to conceal in a towel) and less cleaning demand. I somewhat enjoy the use of hips which are 20+ lbs for practicing my thrusts and hands-free control of my orgasm. But the cost of cleaning and drying for each use is definitely straining. I see it as I will at least be fairly confident should a pair of female hips ever meet my own, as well as many of these toys will be cheaper than paying for an hour with a prostitute you're more likely to be fucking with a rubber if you aren't a complete fool. I've only spent as high as $139 for a purchase because I've never bothered with nor ever will consider full-body dolls. As a virgin there's no immersion to be ruined after all.

>>82214989 (OP)
I got a custom built one for my boyfriend which cost like 5K AUD for when I'm not home

>>82215022
supply and demand, produce the demand for them and they will be there

>>82214989 (OP)
i'm unironically thinking about it, i will be geting about 15k-20k in the near future and I will be living alone. also despite how you guys feel about shame, and feeling like it's a point of no return I don't really feel that way. It's just a sex toy retards

>>82214989 (OP)
fuck dolls. I prefer escorts.

>>82214989 (OP)
I wish I had this instead.
This really is the perfect marriage.