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Anonymous No.82216436 [Report] >>82216464 >>82216478 >>82216482 >>82216527 >>82216649 >>82216927
I wish I wasn't such a pathetic ricecel. I wish I was Chang.
Anonymous No.82216464 [Report]
>>82216436 (OP)
Are you short and unmasculine? Maybe just get surgery and wear more k and j fashion bro.
Anonymous No.82216478 [Report]
>>82216436 (OP)
she's cute anon, post more
Anonymous No.82216482 [Report] >>82216561
>>82216436 (OP)
Ayo what Goku finna be doing there?!? You married daugggg
Stormy No.82216527 [Report] >>82216545
>>82216436 (OP)

just be tall. if youre short like me youre done
Anonymous No.82216545 [Report] >>82216570
>>82216527
How short are you? Like 5'4?
Anonymous No.82216561 [Report]
>>82216482
that's teen gohan doe
Stormy No.82216570 [Report] >>82216592 >>82216609
>>82216545
5'9, 5'10 in shoes. be 6'1 and up
Anonymous No.82216592 [Report] >>82216611 >>82216641
>>82216570
Why don't you just fraud as 6 foot while wearing lifts? Surely it can't be that noticeable. I'm 6 foot flat and fraud as 6'2" and everybody believes me in shoes.
Anonymous No.82216609 [Report] >>82216641
>>82216570
You are not short lol
Anonymous No.82216611 [Report] >>82216634 >>82216641
>>82216592
you'd get exposed once the shoes come off and you're about to have sex
Anonymous No.82216634 [Report]
>>82216611
Women are terrible at telling height imo. So many 5'10" guys say they're 6 foot that I have guys telling me I'm at least 6'2".
Stormy No.82216641 [Report] >>82216677
>>82216592
i dont fraud my stats, it's a quirk i have.
>>82216611
this
>>82216609
im taller than some women and also shorter than some women and some are my height.

20% of my height is my big head so it's a short looking 5'9
Anonymous No.82216649 [Report] >>82216663
>>82216436 (OP)
hey its just like that photo
Anonymous No.82216663 [Report] >>82216675
>>82216649
is that pewdiepie's wife
Anonymous No.82216675 [Report] >>82216690
>>82216663
His wife is legitimately around 5'3" or even less. Pewdiepie is 5'9" and she looks 6 inches shorter at least.
Anonymous No.82216677 [Report] >>82216681
>>82216641
you're short
i'm 6'0 and i feel short irl already
Stormy No.82216681 [Report]
>>82216677
ya im short. that's what i said initially
Anonymous No.82216690 [Report]
>>82216675
>His wife is legitimately around 5'3" or even less.
I know, that's why I asked
Anonymous No.82216927 [Report]
>>82216436 (OP)
Do you have that ricecel spiky porcupine hair?