Thread 82216610 - /r9k/ [Archived: 231 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/17/2025, 10:17:48 PM No.82216610
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How well do you think you'd do in a zombie apocalypse scenario? How long are you surviving? What tricks and plans do you have?
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Anonymous
8/17/2025, 10:23:11 PM No.82216670
>>82216610 (OP)
>How well do you think you'd do in a zombie apocalypse scenario?
I'd do pretty well if I was by myself. Stay to the outskirts of town. Sleep in trees. Loot where need be to get packaged/canned foods. Stay quiet, watch your step. Being alone is better for that because you don't have to entrust your life to a klutz or a chatty cathy.
Always have an escape route planned in your head.
Depends on the types of zombies though... Walkers? Easy survival, just don't get cornered and if you do they're still pretty slow, chances are you can juke them, get the high ground, or just kill them.
If they're more aggressive like Zs, just admit it, we're all fucked. Very few of us will make it out of a zombie infection that keeps them fast and intelligent. To survive that sort of outbreak you'd need to be in some sort of military division the moment the outbreak happens and have to lockdown your facility/base immediately.

In a slow walker scenario, in my head, I can live indefinitely as long as I don't get wrapped up in other people's bullshit and stupidity.
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Anonymous
8/17/2025, 10:24:17 PM No.82216680
>>82216610 (OP)
I'd not fare well
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 10:25:03 PM No.82216692
>>82216610 (OP)
I have a specific spot in the woods I want to set up, already have my car packed with bug out gear at all times. So I think I would be fine, biggest problem is escaping the refugee traffic out the city.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 10:37:30 PM No.82216808
>>82216610 (OP)
>zombie apocalypse starts.
>die
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 10:43:16 PM No.82216877
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>>82216670
Clever thinking.
I was thinking like in 28 days/years later desu but all zombies are pretty scary to me.
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Anonymous
8/17/2025, 11:03:21 PM No.82217087
>>82216877
Yeah I'd probably make it a couple weeks in a 28 days later type scenario, those are basically physically unburdened humans without any real mental processing though. Much more dangerous than walker slow types. World War Z zombies would wreck us all.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 11:07:12 PM No.82217128
>>82216610 (OP)
Get to the high ground deep in the woods in a mountainous region with a stash of food and resources prepared ahead of time and checked periodically.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 11:10:15 PM No.82217163
>>82216610 (OP)
Nice frog. Keep those high quality frogs coming.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 11:13:40 PM No.82217207
>>82216610 (OP)
my problem with zombies in tv and film is they survive for a really long time without sustenance. the human body only goes 3-5 days without water, even if the body is "dead" the brain wont survive and would shut down. even if the zombies are really successful and drink a ton of blood from dead bodies they'd run out really quickly.

my plan would be to stay indoors for as long as possible, i have enough food in my apartment to last about a month probably more even with no electricity, let most of the chaos pass, then see whats left.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 11:46:05 PM No.82217585
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>>82216610 (OP)
>How well do you think you'd do in a zombie apocalypse scenario?
Okay-ish
>How long are you surviving?
5 years max if left on my own
>What tricks and plans do you have?
Live in a shitty part of town and white trash friend got me into firearms before he left to join the army so I well stocked. Main priority would be to look after my younger sister. Police HQ is build like a Flak tower and I would try to join whoever is left at the station. Friends(other than army bro) all live within walking distance and go to the range more than me so I think I would nave enough for a small convoy to move a year's worth of supplies and transport a portable generator or two and my meat freezer. Bridges off the island would probably either get wrecked by the military or overrun by the zombies. Best way off the island would be by boat/ferry or plane if hunkering down doesn't work.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 11:48:37 PM No.82217605
>>82216610 (OP)
Killing myself after going my first day without going on the internets
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:01:25 AM No.82217751
>>82217605
We can have awkward sex in my bunker before you kill yourself, I have a large stash of movies
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:03:22 AM No.82217783
>>82216610 (OP)
really good, survival length 5-10 years then ill kill myself if society doesn't rebuild, but if i make a survival farm and get to fuck survivor ladies then indefinitely
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:05:07 AM No.82217802
Starve to death after about a week. I live in a city and I'm 100% reliant on the supply chain to bring me food. Even if I can stay safe, at best I could resort to cannibalism, but so will everyone else and nobody lasts long in that situation.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:06:11 AM No.82217814
>>82217751
Thanks, I wouldn't really care about your gender either.
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:16:10 AM No.82217925
>>82217751
>>82217814
Can I join your bunker? I can bring my ps3, a couple of psps, and some snacks.
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:29:33 AM No.82218070
>>82217814
Alright sounds like a plan
>>82217925
I got my xbox to we can lan party during the initial mega death event
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:50:51 AM No.82218324
>>82218070
What kind of Xbox?
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:56:38 AM No.82218394
i board myself up in a liquor store and never be seen again
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:03:07 AM No.82218471
>>82218324
The og xbox and the 360