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Anonymous No.82217405 [Report] >>82217645 >>82217668 >>82218265 >>82218366 >>82218529 >>82218537 >>82218791 >>82219814 >>82219828 >>82219872 >>82220098
Rice Purity Test thread

did I beat youu?

>18
>femcel

https://ricepuritytest.com/
Anonymous No.82217583 [Report]
>23
>Cyborg
>muted for 2 fucking seconds
Anonymous No.82217629 [Report]
>76 score
>30s
>hikkiNEET virgin
Is this high?
Anonymous No.82217631 [Report] >>82218366
im not taking your stupid retarded feminized gay fucking test, fuck yourself and your unoriginal boring thread you annoying cunt.
Anonymous No.82217634 [Report] >>82217811
>21
>femcel
>not obese
Anonymous No.82217645 [Report] >>82217671
>>82217405 (OP)
You can't be an incel or femcel until you're 50 years old.
You have a whole life to repent, get married and have children.
Don't be gay and kill yourself
Anonymous No.82217668 [Report] >>82217852
>>82217405 (OP)
>27
>hagcel
Anonymous No.82217671 [Report] >>82217697
>>82217645
Wizard status is post 30 don't go rewriting things just because you're new
Anonymous No.82217681 [Report]
>21
>male

Score would be higher if I didn't have some long-distance situationship that sadly didn't last
Anonymous No.82217697 [Report] >>82217719
>>82217671
I didn't say wizard now did I, zoomettes like you can't read I get it
Anonymous No.82217699 [Report]
>32 year old wizard

All my points came from fapping alone, doing stuff online with 4chan girls ten years ago, and getting drunk/high one time each
Anonymous No.82217719 [Report]
>>82217697
>doesn't understand my point
Sad state of the world
Anonymous No.82217811 [Report] >>82217826
>>82217634
>92
Show hymen immediately.
Anonymous No.82217826 [Report] >>82217920
>>82217811
Yeah because a 21 virgin femcel who never had sex or dated before would certainly turn into a ewhore r9k fembot.
Anonymous No.82217852 [Report] >>82217976
>>82217668
>tfw no hagcel gf to get a 0 score with
Anonymous No.82217888 [Report] >>82217995
I win lol
Anonymous No.82217920 [Report]
>>82217826
I knew you were a man.
Anonymous No.82217941 [Report]
>cyborg
>score
16
>age
20
Anonymous No.82217952 [Report] >>82218132
>27
>male
You disappoint me being such a high score so young OP...
https://youtu.be/iSP8BWdHiGg?si=UnkvRObR8kfkxi2k
Anonymous No.82217966 [Report]
I'm killing myself this is too pathetic man
Anonymous No.82217967 [Report]
the only boxes that i checked were the ones in the drugs and crime section everything else is empty
76
Anonymous No.82217976 [Report] >>82217990
>>82217852
>0 score
some things on that list are better left unchecked
Anonymous No.82217990 [Report] >>82218027
>>82217976
>tfw no hagcel gf to get a very low but not completely disgusting score with
Better?
Anonymous No.82217995 [Report]
>>82217888
Nuh uh. Nice trips thoughie.
Anonymous No.82217998 [Report] >>82218038 >>82218083
>27
>fembot
>i love experiencing life
Anonymous No.82218011 [Report]
None of this crap has anything to do with rice. It's a sexual repression score. The early, mild stuff is kissing family owo
Anonymous No.82218027 [Report] >>82218047
>>82217990
Why get a hagcel whore girlfriend when there are virgin femcels lol
Anonymous No.82218038 [Report] >>82218063 >>82218278
>32
>robot
>virgin loser
>>82217998
more like "experiences a new dick every night and has herpes"
Anonymous No.82218047 [Report] >>82218159 >>82218252
>>82218027
I'm too old for virgin femcels I need a hagcel. Her score was really high I don't think she's a whore mang.
Anonymous No.82218063 [Report] >>82218090 >>82218181
>>82218038
only caught an sti once in high school, was super dumb, but got it treated
have not had sex in almost a year
Anonymous No.82218072 [Report]
Femanon you simply cannot be a femcel at 18. You are basically a fetus. Go to a party meet a cute guy and have fun. Stop complaining. Go enjoy your youth instead of posting here on a Sunday
Anonymous No.82218083 [Report] >>82218104
>>82217998
Share via text to your dad lol
Anonymous No.82218090 [Report]
>>82218063
>haven't had sex in almost a year
experiences vs experienced, little to no difference
Anonymous No.82218094 [Report] >>82218109
>46
>have had one only bf I met on here
Anonymous No.82218104 [Report] >>82218124 >>82218130
>>82218083
he passed away earlier this year :(
Anonymous No.82218109 [Report]
>>82218094
Heh im stupid im 25
Anonymous No.82218112 [Report] >>82218482
>27
>Male
I am not a good person
Anonymous No.82218123 [Report]
I just recently checked off a couple esex ones
Anonymous No.82218124 [Report] >>82218168
>>82218104
Was there a necrophilia question on the test? Could get down to 8 points
Anonymous No.82218126 [Report]
male xzcb[j908ipu
Anonymous No.82218130 [Report] >>82218168
>>82218104
I am sorry to hear that Femanon sending my condolences. Still think it is hot as fuck you are openly such a slut though(mean that in a good way)
Anonymous No.82218132 [Report] >>82218149
>>82217952
It's such a normal score for my age though?
Anonymous No.82218149 [Report]
>>82218132
Were you the femanon who got like 9? I was just projecting cause I hate myself lol
Anonymous No.82218159 [Report] >>82218180 >>82218252
>>82218047
how is a 27 year old virgin a hag? That seems like fine you kinda just gotta get married right away
Anonymous No.82218168 [Report] >>82218196 >>82218216
>>82218124
Ew, he already tried with me when i was younger tho
>>82218130
thank you for your kind words anon
Anonymous No.82218180 [Report] >>82218220 >>82218252
>>82218159
She...I...what? She called herself a hag! Her own post calls herself a hagcel!
Anonymous No.82218181 [Report] >>82218206
>>82218063
Wanna change that ;) FR though I love sexually confident women
Anonymous No.82218196 [Report] >>82218206
>>82218168
>Ew, he already tried with me when i was younger tho
Why am I suddenly irresistibly attracted to you?
Anonymous No.82218206 [Report] >>82218226 >>82218244
>>82218181
no thanks, i already have a boyfriend
>>82218196
tell your therapist about this next time you see him
Anonymous No.82218216 [Report] >>82218247
>>82218168
Jesus I was gonna try to hit on you more but now I just feel bad. I am really sorry you had to go through that. That is really fucked up and it is great you have felt confident enough in your body now that you are still able to pursue sex. Apologies if earlier comment was too horny. I am still horny as fuck but now I genuinely do feel bad
Anonymous No.82218220 [Report] >>82218253
>>82218180
well tell her she's wrong and ask to meet her parents or something
Anonymous No.82218226 [Report] >>82218307
>>82218206
>tell your therapist about this next time you see him
Jokes on you my last therapist told me he didn't want to see me anymore after one session
Anonymous No.82218244 [Report] >>82218307
>>82218206
Just saw the BF post. Got it hope you two have fun! Actually wait a second: you have a BF and you have not had sex in over a year? What the hell is that guy doing. Femanon you deserve better
Anonymous No.82218247 [Report]
>>82218216
oh i am not very confident in my body, well sometimes I am, but mostly not
Anonymous No.82218252 [Report] >>82218277 >>82218278 >>82219697
>>82218047
>>82218159
>>82218180
hag just means old, over 25 = post-wall hag with no eggs left
i'm a khhv
Anonymous No.82218253 [Report]
>>82218220
Oh I agree with you but I don't think she ever replied to me so it's a moot point
Anonymous No.82218265 [Report]
>>82217405 (OP)
>score 95
>27
>KHHV truecel
Anonymous No.82218277 [Report] >>82218347
>>82218252
Well if she ever replies to me I'll tell her that hags are great. I'm not interested in some 18 year old just out of high school girl. I want a post-wall hag with no eggs left. But she's never going to reply to me RIP
Anonymous No.82218278 [Report]
>>82218252
be my wife and we can cuddle and have babies after we get married, we matched >>82218038
Anonymous No.82218307 [Report] >>82218355
>>82218226
I have been there anon, it sucks, eventually you will meet the right therapist
>>82218244
We have only been together a couple weeks, trying to take things slower than I have in the past as normally i live 1000 miles per minute
Anonymous No.82218308 [Report]
18 moid
>porn is spammed on this board i see it >masturbated a few times when younger but just made me bored and guilty so i repented. not to anything though
>pissed outside
Anonymous No.82218347 [Report] >>82218368 >>82218467 >>82219697
>>82218277
but i am her and i did just reply to you
i ended up this way because i have a lot of issues, so dating just isn't in the cards for me
Anonymous No.82218355 [Report]
>>82218307
Respectable. You do what is best for you
Anonymous No.82218366 [Report] >>82218412
>>82217631
BASED
>>82217405 (OP)
kys faggot op "femcel" lolol kys
Anonymous No.82218368 [Report] >>82218413 >>82218467
>>82218347
don't have to date if you just agree to be my wife
Anonymous No.82218400 [Report]
couldn't have been older than 19 lmao
definitely gone down since (am 21 now)
Anonymous No.82218412 [Report]
>>82218366
virgin coded post
Anonymous No.82218413 [Report] >>82218465
>>82218368
i meant *having a relationship, so same thing
Anonymous No.82218465 [Report]
>>82218413
yeah but I prinky swear I'll be a good husbando
I hope one day you will be my wife, fembot, doesn't have to be done alone no matter the issues
I'll stop harassing you now, very wholesome score, and I only scored low because I ran from cops on dirtbikes once
Anonymous No.82218467 [Report] >>82218488
>>82218347
What issues? Not like I'm devoid of them either nona
>>82218368
You not me
Anonymous No.82218482 [Report]
>>82218112
>I am not a good person
Why do you say that?
Anonymous No.82218488 [Report] >>82218520
>>82218467
you're talking to my future wife, she's mine, stay away, I'm the oldfag here champ
Anonymous No.82218520 [Report]
>>82218488
>thinks he's older than me
>laughinggirls.png
Anonymous No.82218529 [Report] >>82218551
>>82217405 (OP)
>23
>incel
Doubt you are anywhere near a femcel you normalfoid.
Is question 69 just a questionmark because it implies you've 69'd?
Anonymous No.82218537 [Report] >>82218585
>>82217405 (OP)
I got like 56 last time

19 and female
Anonymous No.82218551 [Report]
>>82218529
Yes anon that is the joke
Anonymous No.82218585 [Report]
>>82218537
I got lower than you! That means it is my job to help make you more of a degenerate like me
Anonymous No.82218791 [Report]
>>82217405 (OP)
>22
>NEET
>score: 87
honestly feel like some should count much more than others, doesn't make sense for "been drunk" to have the same weight as bestiality or incest
Anonymous No.82219697 [Report] >>82219855
>>82218252
>>82218347
You just need to repent, being with your person is in the cards for everyone. No body was made to be alone, everyone is somebodies everything and nobody is nothing, your person is out there dying sad and alone because you're too selfish to consider him.

But still you should get a good god fearing person in a good context not just any retard
all fields No.82219814 [Report]
>>82217405 (OP)
>https://ricepuritytest.com/
My score is 94
Anonymous No.82219828 [Report]
>>82217405 (OP)
92

eh... idk. in some ways i wish it were a little lower, in some others, not as much.
Anonymous No.82219855 [Report]
>>82219697
i hate christians so much it's unreal
Anonymous No.82219863 [Report]
>19
>khhv woman
>masturbation, alcohol, drug, school suspension, and some police things are the only things i ticked off
Anonymous No.82219872 [Report]
>>82217405 (OP)
>22
>moid
>volcel
Not terribly surprised. What really got me was the drug questions. :/
Anonymous No.82220006 [Report]
79
>26 incel
Some of my answers where based off technicalities tho. Like a stranger asked for a kiss on the cheek because she was plastered and it was her birthday. Beyond that I'm touchless.
Anonymous No.82220041 [Report]
>23
>femboy
im mostly pure
Anonymous No.82220098 [Report] >>82220105
>>82217405 (OP)
>24 year old
>the Rice purity test is meant for college students (at Rice University) so a lot of these questions have no relevance to an adult. Why would I ever need to fake my sobriety?
Anonymous No.82220105 [Report]
>>82220098
more context:
not a virgin
never been in a real relationship