Moids whats seriously stopping you from Iooking Iike this?

>>82218771 (OP)
I take care of myself and have a sense of style beyond looking homeless.

>>82218771 (OP)
Now that you take off your cap, I want to see the baldness

>>82218771 (OP)
>monster zero
He should drink alcohol a much manlier and edgier beverage.

>>82218771 (OP)
one, facial hair bothers me quite a lot, i respect it on others but it itches too much for me
two, i already had long hair and it SUCKS
three, no car and not stupid enough to waste that much money on monsters
as for tats and slimming down a bit, soon(tm)

>>82218771 (OP)
>Moids whats seriously stopping you from Iooking Iike this?
I'm bald and have worse bone structure and fat placement

>>82218771 (OP)
>That cap
Woah we got an edgy boy

>>82218771 (OP)
I'm brown, my hair is much curlier and darker, and I don't have tattoos.

>>82219739
Yea but its okay cause hes hot

>>82218771 (OP)
I guarantee that white guy is like 25 yet he looks almost 40

>>82218771 (OP)
First of all I'm bald

>>82218771 (OP)
Is this your dad/bf/cousin/brother?

>>82218771 (OP)
self-respect, taste, fashion sense and being straight

>>82218771 (OP)
Why would I want to appeal to a non virgin woman?

>>82218771 (OP)
Monster is fucking disgust and sugarfree drinks are fucking disgusting
Putting those two together is vomit inducing

>>82220081
but y do u say that cmon