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Anonymous No.82222547 >>82222558 >>82222562 >>82222563 >>82222566 >>82222567 >>82222605 >>82222774
Waste of time
>Be me
>Talking to this girl, G tits, nice face n all
>Things are getting hot and steamy in the texts, talks of sucking toes and some skimpy sexy saxophone activity
>Tell her I'm gonna jerk off to her booby pics
>she asks for proof
>send flaccid willy photo because I want to build up in segments until I can send a vid of me butting
>2 mins go by
>"What a waste of time."

Should I just kill myself? My penis is probably ugly. I'm probably just depraved.
Anonymous No.82222558
>>82222547 (OP)
you normies are so weak. things like this have happened to me dozens of times. you would kill yourself if you were a truecel.
Anonymous No.82222562
>>82222547 (OP)
You have a wurstie penis
Anonymous No.82222563
>>82222547 (OP)
>>send flaccid willy photo
why
Anonymous No.82222566
>>82222547 (OP)
>didn't record a video going from soft to full mast
>didn't end the conversation by sending a tribute to said booby pic
I refuse to believe you are this dumb
Anonymous No.82222567
>>82222547 (OP)
She wanted you to have an erection from the hot and steamy texting. When you sent your flacid cock (never do that by the way, since women dont like just dick pics in the first place) her ego was hurt and she lashed out at you for it.
Anonymous No.82222605
>>82222547 (OP)
>send flaccid willy photo
hahaha retard
Anonymous No.82222774
>>82222547 (OP)
Is the cat okay tho?