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Anonymous No.82222888 [Report] >>82222911 >>82222922 >>82223017 >>82223040
How do you think Wojak is coping with married life? I'm glad he made it, however I'm sure part of him misses being able to sleep in then sit in peace for hours and hours and play vidya and shitpost while eating chips.

But time goes on, everything changes, I suppose he misses it, but only for a brief moment, he then thinks about how he misses his childhood or when his favorite band was popular and he went to their concert or some other misty memory.
Anonymous No.82222901 [Report] >>82222909 >>82222921
doomed to a boring suburban life while his soijak friends go on wacky adventures
Anonymous No.82222909 [Report]
relationships are a huge investment, Pearl had put it quite well:
>women don't compete with men on the sexual market, they compete with men's peace
>>82222901
don't forget the dead bedroom and arguments over sex, that's a crucial part of the experience
Anonymous No.82222911 [Report]
>>82222888 (OP)
>How do you think Wojak is coping with married life?
we divorced after she cheated with many men, then asked for an open marriage
Anonymous No.82222921 [Report] >>82223080
>>82222901
Why not just take your wife on an adventure and eventually your kids
I was just at the dunes and tons of young families were there
Anonymous No.82222922 [Report]
>>82222888 (OP)
Wait, isn't that Daughterjak? Wojak, you sunnovabitch!
Anonymous No.82223017 [Report]
>>82222888 (OP)
That pic reminds me of my dad. He has ADHD.
Anonymous No.82223040 [Report]
>>82222888 (OP) As a married man, I have to say marriage, and relationships in general are very overrated.

You just hang out with a random bitch every day of your life, and slowly watch her get older and uglier with each passing day. You have to basically lie to her everyday and be like: "No babe, of course I don't think about other women." Or "No babe, I don't watch porn when I'm sitting on the toilet for 2 hours." But the reality is that you do. It's normal to have sexual thoughts about other women. It doesn't mean you love those women more than your wife. It just means that you do think about trying another set of holes every now and then. But you gotta pretend you don't. That's the dance of married life.

I do love my wife. She's a nice person, treats me well, we get along. But I don't want to tell you single lads out there that married life is this wonderful, magical thing. It isn't. It gets very tedious and boring. But it also has it's positives. But yeah, being single really isn't as bad as you think. It has its upsides and downsides too.
Anonymous No.82223076 [Report]
tfw eating chips on the couch while shitposting next to my wife
Anonymous No.82223080 [Report] >>82223232
>>82222921
are you kidding, that's the worst shit. you have to plan and manage the whole trip, babysit all of the whiny brats (the loudest of which you're married to), and get back feeling worse than before you started. I've seen those young families, and I can see how fucking stressed and miserable the dad always is, vs me who is there alone and happily doing whatever the fuck I want
Anonymous No.82223232 [Report]
>>82223080
They all looked pretty happy to me