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Anonymous No.82227144 >>82227161 >>82227520 >>82228006 >>82228193 >>82228553
I CANT. FUCKING. TAKE IT. ANYMORE. I NEED A GIRLFRIEND AND I NEED TO HAVE SEX RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
Anonymous No.82227161
>>82227144 (OP)
have sex wit a fellow incel in front of me pls
Anonymous No.82227239 >>82228504
You WILL keep taking it and you WILL NOT be happy
Anonymous No.82227520 >>82228131
>>82227144 (OP)
this would literally heal me
Anonymous No.82228006 >>82228147 >>82228193
>>82227144 (OP)
I can teach you the secrets, Anon. But you must pay a price
Anonymous No.82228030 >>82228244 >>82228343 >>82228418
talk to women on discord have you tried that? weeb girls are easy as hell
Anonymous No.82228131 >>82228184
>>82227520
Thats actually Satan. Imagine if he was honest about it. Like totally and completely honest, that he is controlling billions of human bodies, and he uses many of them to produce pornography. Instead he just leaves small hints in the videos. The t shirt might have a secret message. Or he might draw something on the wall, like a message from the devil. Or the porn actors might say something extra funny or weird at 3:33 in the video. Hes definitely pretty good at acting. But I guess its not really that hard. Before Satan publishes a porn video, all he has to do is watch it because he is the person who filmed it. To make sure he didnt give too much information by accident. I guess overall it seems like a pretty weird and sketchy thing to do. So, my brains basically said. Okay, some people are missing all their limbs. Lies are going to be happening. And, there is definitely an immortal god who is here using magic. So the overall situation, I guess. Well, nothing much has changed really. I desire a gf much less, now that I know they are like even bigger whores. Way, way bigger. Every woman has came over 100 trillion times. And they have perfect memory of it. It seems Satan does not allow real souls to become women, lol. Because being a woman probably, a female body isnt as good. Its humiliating to get fucked by a penis. And he probably just wouldnt do that to a soul. So theres literally never going to be a gf, because there cant be. Not unless you date the devil. But the devil also doesnt desire sex obviously. He has had sex trillions of times already. He seems to have more fun watching our minds experience cuckolding, which produces a type of burning sensation in the soul. But its like a laughable kind of pain almost. So cuckolding is probably like one of his favorite hobbies, because he gets to watch inside our brains actually at an even higher level than what we watch.
Anonymous No.82228147 >>82228159
>>82228006
Not taking the deal, Satan.
Anonymous No.82228159
>>82228147
Then suffah bish.
Anonymous No.82228184 >>82228516
>>82228131

it's actually kinda weird how many anime girls have horns or those devil tail things just inserted into their character design for seemingly no reason at all
Anonymous No.82228193
>>82227144 (OP)
I just need someone to hold me and tell me I did a good job after coming home to my bed after working late at night. Being partner less makes me feel lonely.
>>82228006
Would I get cool hell spawn powers as a bonus?
Anonymous No.82228244
>>82228030
how do u push to make them ur gf?
Anonymous No.82228343
>>82228030
How do you even meet them, that's my fucking problem
Anonymous No.82228418 >>82228458
>>82228030
what discord servers?
Anonymous No.82228458 >>82228463
>>82228418
big discord servers, usually they have an intro channel where you talk abt yourself.
Anonymous No.82228463 >>82228487
>>82228458
aren't those filled with normgroids
Anonymous No.82228487 >>82228495
>>82228463
all the better to rizz you up
Anonymous No.82228495
>>82228487
i fucking hate normgroids i'll pass on this one
Anonymous No.82228504
>>82227239
I'm bolstering this defense
Anonymous No.82228516
>>82228184
I dont think you read the part where I said Satan cloned himself billions of times through pregnancy. He knocks up the women and then lives as the child. He is all the people involved. They are clones buddy. He made like all the tv, movies, games, books, everything he made absolutely all that stuff.
Anonymous No.82228553 >>82228612 >>82228792 >>82228875
>>82227144 (OP)
If you like fat, neet, awkward girls, I am here.
Anonymous No.82228612 >>82228639
>>82228553
you better be wearing circular glasses.
Anonymous No.82228639
>>82228612
I have glasses, but they aren't circular. I need to get new ones, I am planning on getting some. It's been nearly a decade since I got new ones
Anonymous No.82228792
>>82228553
Location?. Ssn?
Anonymous No.82228875 >>82229090
>>82228553
>If you like fat, neet, awkward girls, I am here.
Are you unshaven at least
Anonymous No.82229039 >>82229053 >>82229320
I want a gf but I live in the middle of nowhere
Anonymous No.82229053
>>82229039
Yeah you gotta go to New York for a girl. They got tons of hot young girls dude but you cant be poor. They hate poor people in ny.
Anonymous No.82229090 >>82229320
>>82228875
Yes, I do not like shaving
Anonymous No.82229320
>>82229039
>I live in the middle of nowhere
Then it's over for you buddy

>>82229090
That's good. Natural hair is hot.