Thread 82227519

i want to lick a girl's asshole so badly bros

eating a woman's ass is fag-coded

>>82227519 (OP)
Don't ever do that, don't you ever do that

>>82227528
He deciphered the thread before it even happened

>>82227519 (OP)
It's really addictive honestly, I've done it for hours

>>82227528
>Sex act with woman is gay
Shut the fuck up you retard eunuch

>>82227519 (OP)
>making out with a woman's asshole for hours
>shit spittle pooling on the bed staining the sheets light brown
>she is bored and sexting Chad on tinder
I want that too OP

>>82227562
The pussy is right there you flaming homo

>>82227519 (OP)
My ex was super into anal due to having endometriosis. Probably more than 99% of women. I would stick my whole tongue up her shitter and she would cum in just minutes. She had the perfect asshole and it never smelled or tasted funky. My wife thinks eating ass is gross but I think I am getting really close to her at least letting me fuck her ass

>>82227595
I don't know why, but this fucking sent me.

Anyway, OP, butts are gross. Don't lick that

>>82227519 (OP)
you can lick mine but its hairy anon

>>82227528
i would lick a virginal tranny butthole
virgin only. im not going near AIDS and cum

>>82227662
Are you an actual woman? I don't like trannies

>>82227866
yes idubz poster there is a vagina right next to my butthole, u wanna see?

>>82228066
nta but i do, and i'll eat both

Imagine see this and going for the butt hole lmao

eating ass and eating pussy aren't mutually exclusive you dumb larpers
you want to eat both

>>82228103
this webm makes me wanna shave my kitty after not shaving for 2 months kek

>>82228103
Those who don't are gay

>>82228120
This. But they will never experience either so what is even the point of explaining it

>>82227519 (OP)
i don't know what happened for the wires in my brain to get crossed but i feel the same
men fucking repulse me but for some reason, i find girls' assholes hotter than their pussies
must be because of the taboo, but i dunno, i'd still eat both like my last fucking meal

>>82227662
hairy is good, keep it that way

>>82228132
see above

>>82228143
It's just at stupid how people use their lack of experience to just put others down. Great, now you both look like idiots.

>>82227662
Good, I'll beat you if you shave it.

I need a femanon to ride my face, guys. I'm willing to drive as far as it takes.
Ideally I'd find one that I could just eat out nonstop and give feedback until I become a master

>>82228103
God, it looks delicious

>>82228103
Why are vaginas so fucking disgusting to look at? What gene is required to see that and think it looks good?

>>82228179
it isn't genetic, disgust is an emotion which is behavioural. Look into disgust and practice controlling it.

But pussy is beautiful you loon.

>>82228201
Nothing about that is appealing to look at. Fucking nasty ass flaps of meat dangling with mucus all over it. Just blow your nose on some roast beef and lick it or something

>>82228212
im a girl and it looks very appealing and id like to taste that woman easily, your just a faggot i think.

>>82228132
Shave that shit the last thing a guy wants when eatting pussy is fucking hairs in his mouth

>>82228179
>>82228212
Trauma can do this to a man

>>82228179
anon... i'm sorry to be the one to tell you and that you have to find out this way but you're gay.

>>82228243
this webm makes me want to kiss her asshole everytime it pulses

>>82228165
Just hire an escort at that rate

>>82228243
>>82228268
womens orgasms are so beautiful. one of the best feelings in the world is having a cute girl hold your face down in her pussy while she cums hard as fuck. i always want to keep eating pussy but i haven't met a girl who was down to get head for multiple rounds yet. one day.

>>82228312
i wanna scissor a girl so bad

It's hypnotic watching

I like female asshole more than I like pussy.

>>82227519 (OP)
I want to get my ass eaten so badly. The one time a guy licked me there I was seeing stars

>>82228386
i need you femanon, i would hold you down by your hips and eat your ass til you passed out.

>>82228312I don't want to eat out an escort, I want to eat out a chebby femanon who'll appreciate it.

>>82228240
>>82228259
Fags are lucky they don't have to deal with that nasty ass cave of yeast and loose flesh that sloughs off with blood and eggs monthly

>>82228386
It's a great feeling being the first to deliver a pooper kiss to an unsuspecting foid

>>82228066
Noe. Keep your weird inverted weiner to yourself.

Your parents should have told you not to put it on the internet.

>>82228103
You're dumb. Now everyone has seen you naked.

>>82228439
Women try to gaslight men into thinking its gay to think pussy is gross, when even they hate their own pussy because its so gross.

>>82228422
That's hot, I'll wait for our fated day

>>82228443
It was unexpected for sure but very welcome

>>82228386
>>82227590
Soul mates?

>>82228519
>That's hot, I'll wait for our fated day
i will cross borders and seas to get my face between those cheeks

>>82228532
fear not so, I'd clean thoroughly. No shit

>>82228543
Romantic just got a whole new meaning

>>82228603
>No shit
G-good since I d-didn't want the shit. H-heh wouldn't it be c-crazy if I did though?

>>82228637
Arrangements can be made upon request

>>82228603
>Romantic just got a whole new meaning
i am the romeo of thoroughly topping you off, what can i say

>>82227519 (OP)
I only want to eat a girls front butt, I think it would be mega romantic.

>>82228647
I'd like to arrange my tongue so far up your ass I can taste what's in your stomach

>>82228500
Women do think their vaginas are fucking nasty. They know. They have to live with that failure of a genitalia.

>>82227528
Calling things "coded" is gay as fuck. It's bad enough nigger slang entered normalfag vocabulary, but now the zoomers are all speaking like faggots too.

>>82228668
>>82228652
Too many romantics here, I'm having to change panties soon

>>82228764
>Too many romantics here, I'm having to change panties soon
i'm hotter than the other guy pick me

>>82228764
Imagine a 2 foot long tongue slowly entering and exiting your ass. Lips firmly planted on your delicate hole and you can feel the saliva being pushed into your anus by the tongue. The pleasure is overwhelming and you beg for it to stop but it does not. It goes on and on until you pass out. You wake up and the tonguebeast is gone. Your ass leaks saliva for an entire day afterward.

>>82228810
this is why i watch tentacle alien hentai. the best

>>82229079
Oof you're hot. I need to meet someone like you IRL.

>>82228164
>>82228153
Your un-shaven femcel pussy, eat up.

>>82229660
Absolute kino, if you wouldn't your gay or something.

>>82229660
I don't think I've ever seen one unshaven to that extent
Very arousing

>>82229660
Very pretty, mommy :3

>>82230043
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>>82229916
Thats a pretty shit tier vagina. You guys are pathetic.

>>82228691
They also have to live with the fact that their pussy is awfully close to their anus

>>82230166
you know the smaller your dick is the closer it is to your ass too right? kek

>>82229660
Hnnnnnggg I coomed to this
God I need a girlfriend or a fuckbuddy with one of these

>>82228103
>he doesn't go for both
I wish I could lick and suck on every sexy part of a woman at once

>>82229660
Her anus is like a black hole. I'm pretty sure I know where it is because of the surrounding area, but the actual hole is invisible.

>>82231247
Its weird her pussy lips turn into her butthole

>>82231371
That's standard female anatomy.