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Anonymous No.82227585 >>82227603 >>82227689 >>82227758 >>82228107 >>82229073 >>82229151
Alcohol makes me prefer staying home, get drunk, fap and self pity, instead of fucking hookers. Why am I like this?
Also I am getting fat. Fuck that.
Anonymous No.82227603
>>82227585 (OP)
I could lose 70 lbs
Anonymous No.82227689 >>82227832
>>82227585 (OP)
I wish I were a lesbian standing in the corner as my girlfriend gets absolutely railed by a guy feeling better than I could ever make her feel lacking a dick.
Anonymous No.82227758
>>82227585 (OP)
I woke up to a bunch of cheetos on my bed after getting plastered last night. So fucking annoying. I also have a bruise on my lip. Alcohol sucks.
Anonymous No.82227832 >>82229105
>>82227689
I have a fetish for "caught" tag, and I actually experience it once in my lifetime. I fucked a hooker when another hooker (it was a brothel) came in our room. She made a ":O" face and said sorry and walked away. But I came brilliants after this.
Anonymous No.82228107
>>82227585 (OP)
Stop drinking, dumbass.
Anonymous No.82229073
>>82227585 (OP)
Alcohol doesn't do that.
Anonymous No.82229105
>>82227832
I probably have watched you have sex with a whore. You can just open the door and watch them have sex. Nobody hears the door open. Its not really cuckolding if you get to have sex after. Most of the guys are brown, youre all so lazy you just sit there while Asian girls ride your dick. Probably tired as fuck slave labourers.
Anonymous No.82229151
>>82227585 (OP)
When I stopped drinking I lost my libido, it sucks
I miss fapping to JOI videos