Thread 82228236

>Are you Ashkenazi?
>Do you have big boobs?
>Are you wealthy?
>How religious is your family?

>>82228236 (OP)
>Are you Ashkenazi?
probably? idk much about my family
>Do you have big boobs?
bigger than average I think
>Are you wealthy?
not really
>How religious is your family?
not much, doesn't change much other than what holidays we celebrate and what we put on the census

>>82228332
How much milk could you likely produce in an hour? In a week?

>>82228236 (OP)
Hobo yid checking in. If any jewesses fancy a goy washed jewish male who bums around the country on a bike all year riding off 4 years of savings from a gay IT job then sorry but i'm unavailable since i got a crusty hippie girl who isn't materialistic. tough luck princess

>>82228355
You too. How much milk could you likely produce in an hour? In a week?

>>82228236 (OP)
You guys are disgusting

>>82228350
probably none since I'm not pregnant and have never had kids

>>82228236 (OP)
So my mother was Jewish so i technically am too. She was very poor and from eastern Europe (ukraine). She was a child in the 60s and life just kinda sucked for her i guess. She moved to a slightly better country with her family in her teenage years but yeah they were still broke. Her parents were literally farmers. My dad isn't Jewish but he also died when I was like 2 from old age because he was like 40 years older than my mother. My boobs are average size and my mother was never really religious

>>82228384
Hypothetically speaking

>>82228236 (OP)
tfw no nude gf

Kikesses are built to be gaped by my unmutilated BWC.

>>82228236 (OP)
No
DD cups
Yes
Not very much all I really know is we dont celebrate Christmas

>>82228236 (OP)
>jews are <1% of the global pop.
>jewesses are ~0.5% of global pop.
>/r9k/ users are are small fraction of global pop.
>The chance of authentic jewesses using this board are extremely low.
Good luck with your census, Anon. You'll certainly need it.

>>82228484
Are other women in your family busty too?

>>82228384
I will get you pregnant so we can get a proper estimate on your hourly production.

>>82228388
>My dad isn't Jewish but he also died when I was like 2 from old age because he was like 40 years older than my mother.
That's wild.

>>82228574
Yeah we pretty much all are i have a 14 year old cousin with d cups already

>>82228559
True that most Jewesses are NPCs

>>82228622
Damn, talk about lucky genes. So I guess the stereotype is true then, what do you think?

>>82228484
>Wealthy
You can eat my foreskin if you pay me enough.

>>82228236 (OP)
>Are you Ashkenazi?
No, but one of my friends is
>Do you have big boobs?
hes kinda chubby, but not really
>Are you wealthy?
his family owns a big house and his dad is a CEO so yeah
>How religious is your family?
theyre pretty secular, as most ashkenazis tend to be

>>82228384
You know you can induce lactation without getting pregnant right? Its how I know you are not a female because its a fact every girl knows.

>>82228236 (OP)
I'm male but whatever lol
>>Are you Ashkenazi?
Yes, also sephardi
>>Do you have big boobs?
No.
>>Are you wealthy?
No.
>>How religious is your family?
No. Some practice, but nobody in my household.

>>82228332
>bigger than average I think
How big though?

Please gib Jewess gf. I want to be on the winning side!

>>82228484
>DD cups
Will you be my gf?

>>82229517
>you can induce lactation without getting pregnant right
how?
t. male

>>82228236 (OP)
Have shiksa mother but whatever
>Are you Ashkenazi?
No, am Sephardic
>Do you have big boobs?
Yes
>Are you wealthy?
No
>How religious is your family?
Almost completely non-practicing

>>82228688
Yeah probably is
>>82230169
No

>>82231111
>>82228332
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>>82229708
Do you like blond men? I think we'd be a good match

>>82231165
Im the second you replied to and I actually do like blond men

>>82231180
Tits or GTFO
Captcha:84SSD

It's funny that the ashkenazi jews are considered the best ones due to being mixed with white european dna, yet the jews on average hate white people.

>>82231865
lmfao real charmer over here

>>82231165
I am currently dating a blond goy.

I've dated 2 jewish girls and they both had the biggest nicest boobs of any girls i had seen at the time. first one was my highschool girlfriend and she was E cup at 17. 2nd i dated later and was J cup. I love jewish girls with big cans.

>>82228559
jewish schizophrenic adopted man with cuban ancestry. Hi.

>>82228236 (OP)
I went on a date with a Jewish girl once and I was wondering why we werent getting along the entire date then I realized she was Jewish.

>>82228332
>>82228355
>>82228384
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>>82232180
Do you hereby distance yourself from and utterly denounce the illegitimate state of Israel and the Talmud/Tanakh/Torrah?

>>82232247
I denounce the modern state of israel but not the Torah

>>82232650
Damn yid needs rape correction.

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