Thread 82230657

Convince me not to kill myself tonight

it would make me happy if you did

>>82230657 (OP)
>Convince me not to kill myself tonight
NYPA

>>82230673
>NYPA
new york pennsylvania?

>>82230657 (OP)
DO IT, you've irreparably fucked up your life and there is nothing left to live for.

>>82230682
Well then don't kys so that you can Lurk Moar

>>82230657 (OP)
If not even your family cares, imagine how much strangers on the internet do

>>82230657 (OP)
because nobody is going to notice you killed yourself and someone will eventually have to come in and clean you up after receiving a call complaining about the smell of rotten flesh

>>82230657 (OP)
If you do it I'll do it. You and I are connected by the black thread of fate.

>>82230657 (OP)
Suicide is for faggots

>>82230657 (OP)
Post nudes before you do it so that anons can give you a volley salute with semen as you depart earth for hell.

>>82230712
I wanna rent a hotel room and suicide there so I don't disturb anyone

>>82230731
>you have to care what people think of you after you die because, uh, YOU JUST HAVE TO OKAY???!1

>>82230702
my family abused me my whole life so they don't care

>>82230657 (OP)
think of all the good food

and uh all the new video games coming out soonish, like gta 6

and like stuff like your favorite authors finally fucking updating their book series after saying they would and not working on it for 2 years?

yeah stuff like that

>>82230776
none of that matters to me anymore, I'm too depressed to enjoy life

>>82230657 (OP)
>Convince me not to kill myself tonight
It depends, are you a good person?
If not, do a good thing and erase your blackness from this world.
If you are, do the good thing and stay. Think of the greater good. Also your mom will be sad ;_;

Martyr yourself first. You're gonna die by cop which will probably be much faster than whatever bullshit method you'll use anyways.

>>82230657 (OP)
being a foid and a fuckup you'll fuck it up and become a crippled tard and be under 24/7 supervision while you drool and shit yourself uncontrollably while begging to die

>>82230816
just do it, pussy faggot.

well obviously don't end your own life
kill yourself though...

>>82230772
Exactly my point, the only one who can convince you to not commit suicide is yourself.

Find meaning in whatever, or cope like most people do. If you can't just do it, nobody really cares about you, that's your job.

>>82230816
post nudes before you go im already cranking it and need material

>>82230850
I think you care about me anon, you're not heartless

>>82230873
shut up faggot, i'll rape you

>>82230885
id pay to watch that

>>82230657 (OP)
Why should we care when you're such a worthless foid that you'll kill yourself over not being good enough to get knocked up by abusechad and get the shit slapped out of you as you carry his only child?
You're not even good enough for that, and you'll not settle for anything less, so why should anyone care?

>>82230921
You're no different than abusechad, you're probably just as abusive except you're ugly and have a small dick

>>82230961
Wrong, I was the one who was mentally fucked with, cheated on, and disposed of by 2 (TWO!) worthless "women" like you pretending you're so loneeeellyyyy and demure. Why should I care about any of you? I used to be an optimistic and think everything would be okay, that I could just put my heart into someone and it wouldn't be stomped on and kicked back at me.
I don't care, kill yourself. You're fucking evil. One of them was this same exact thread, crying about how she'll kill herself, and I try and comfort her and everything will be okay, and just wanted her to be happy. But some retarded virgin who pours his heart out and wants her to be okay isn't good enough, worthless holes always need more.
Why would anyone give a shit about you when they figure out what you are?

>>82230657 (OP)
think about all the heckin' marvel movies and Star Wars TV shows that you'll miss out on

>>82230657 (OP)
The jews will win

>>82231020
So just because you had a bad experience with 2 women now you project your anger towards all women? That's pretty stupid, being bitter about it doesn't help you

>>82230657 (OP)
Think of something you will be looking forward

Do you want to play ff7 remake part 3 or gta 6?

If no, do you want to know what happens in avengers doomsday?

How about any of the foid romance books. You only have one life so stick around a bit. No need to be hasty and make such a permanent decision

>>82231020
man up and grow up lil pup

find something to fix that gaping hole in your heart

it would be hypocrite from me telling you not to do it, because the only thing that stops me from doing it is cowardy honestly. Idk, but If i knew for a fact that you didn't do it, it would make me pretty happy.

>>82230657 (OP)
Nah, do what you want.
But remember, fucking up killing yourself is worse than death.
So unless you have a really good plan, don't risk becoming a vegetable that can't do shit about it's state

>>82231095
No, vast majority of women outside of /r9k/ are not as broken and are possibly capable of loyalty, they would never think to toy with a broken robot like a doll.
What this thread is, is a worthless broken foid begging for attention who will mindfuck anyone stupid enough to think that they're actually lonely, shy, suicidal when you can literally swim in attention from the opposite sex once you get over your fake mental hangup, and you will, and you'll hurt someone.
Why should anyone care? Kill yourself.
>>82231130
Kill yourself as well.

>>82230657 (OP)
with time it gets better, just hold on.
btw, you wouldn't happen to be a white fembot/femcel do you?

>>82230765
You do it then faggot

>>82230657 (OP)
Because you should give life a chance, and give GOD a chance. That's practically an obligation and I think it's hard to argue against. You cannot claim to understand completely the reality you are in, yet you exist in it, and much of it is downright miraculus, including the fact of your existence. Give it a chance. Also, the personal screwups you have, in how you've affected others lives can be remedied and perhaps ammended, and your continued participation in reality makes it possible, and to the extent it's not, you shouldn't concern yourself too much over it. I really beleive suicide is a demonic trick to get people to throw themselves in Hell.

>>82230657 (OP)
Why would I do that? I don't know you.
But since you insist, if nothing matters, why not start life anew and become my woman? At worst you'll kill yourself with our child inside you which would make me sad but that's a risk I'm willing to take, and at best you'll find happiness in your natural role and I won't be alone. It's a win-win situation for you.
Why do you want to kill yourself in the first place?

>>82231595
Unironically a valid question.

>>82230816
You're just rationalizing feeling negative emotions

As Cliche as it sounds you just need to feel the comforting brain-chemicals to get a better outlook on life, humans have primal ways to achieve this rooted in ancient evolution. Good social relationships is central to this, good diet and excercise sets the ground work for comforting chemicals although without strong gratification in the moment, a life purpose or goal can distract you from the meaninglessness of life and offer you higher purpose.

As hopeless as it seems thanks to your rationalizations it really isn't, it's laughably simple to be happy, not easy though. Humans didn't evolve to be happy in current society. You gotta trick it. When you become happy your reasoning will suddenly come up with a bunch of bullshit reasons for why life matters and you can live it out satisfied, as life should be lived.

>>82230657 (OP)
You'll go to Hell which will be much worse and you'll be begging for a second chance, but it's eternal because time and space don't exist in the afterlife.

>>82230657 (OP)
You can always do it tomorrow. Just put it off and think about it during the time you're being lazy

>>82230885
>anon rapes anon
>the two fall in love due to oxytocin-induced pair bonding post-coitus
>they get married
>happily ever after

At least post your tits first

>>82231617
Too bad I won't get answer.

>>82230657 (OP)
Why do you want to kill yourself?
I have similar thoughts, is why I'm asking

>>82232825
I amn't OP but why are you wanting to do it anonymous poster?

>>82232829
My life is really, really empty. It probably wouldn't be if I got a partner, but I honestly just feel like giving up after so many bad experiences with women.

>>82230657 (OP)
If you're looking for reasons not to, then you don't want it.

>>82230657 (OP)
Why do you want to? I want to as well I am just a coward so yeah. If you have the bravery go for it

>>82232834
Can't you find things to fill it with that aren't women?

>>82232839
Not really, nothing else really feels like it's fulfilling.

>>82230657 (OP)
Cus one day you will get out of the depresso and things will be good and you will be glad you got to have good feels.
It took me many years but all is well and things are working out.
I hope my future gf doesnt kill herself before (or after) we meet.
goodluck bro

>>82231741
>because time and space don't exist in the afterlife.
Time and space are emergent properties. If you have SOMETHING you automatically have space, because something is in one place but not in another. And if the place of this thing is not static but changing, you automatically have time. Having no space and time literally means having absolutely nothing, which is the same everywhere and never changing. (Of course, the words "everywhere" and "somewhere" are meaningless when you have no space.)

You roast beef can still bring you happiness so do not be so hasty.

>>82230657 (OP)
Killing yourself is gay

>>82231730
>Good social relationships
Yeah, about that...

>>82230657 (OP)
I can't convince you of that, I hope you will not though because someone cares. Though I know what it's like for no one at all to care OP. "Haha call this number to get support, *then immediately removes themselves from your life*" or "*ignores you and is a whore*" People do not care at all, they just don't want to feel bad while they drive you towards it.

>>82230657 (OP)
I'm sorry but I can't, you just have to kill yourself

Not your therapist. Why are you so entitled?

>>82230657 (OP)
noo don't do it :3