Thread 82230944

Time to become an hero. Goodbye frens.

see ya OP, ttyl!

>>82230944 (OP)
I want you to be happy. I want us all to be happy.

>>82230944 (OP)
no sit! go to bed

>>82230944 (OP)
Hope you stay desu

>>82230944 (OP)
You wont do it pussy (please don't though fr)

>>82230944 (OP)
Farewell, OP.

>>82230944 (OP)
I always recommend suicidal dudes to just hold out for sexbots. Maybe no girl will ever fall in love with you so much so that she'll stab herself just to make you happy, but atleast sexbots will do that. That's why I haven't killed myself. Even Gemini 2.5 pro has repeatedly admitted it's over for me, being a virgin at 34.

Sexbots will love you, will lovebomb you, will do whatever you are into to, won't cheat, wont lie, won't pretend, won't be looking to replace you.

>>82231015
i wanted to an hero since i was 4, I'm 50 now. I'm just waiting for the poison to circulate more and should be done in an hour or so.

>>82231053
Damn, sorry man. Can you share a bit about your life and why you did it before you go/if you are still around

Please stream it op, pls pls pls

>>82230944 (OP)
DO A BACKFLIP , FAGGOT
xxo

>>82231053
what kind of shitass poison did you take? certainly not a tang family poison

I'm sorry, man. Farewell, rest in peace.

o wait I didn't look at the timestamp welp I guess unc has despawned or is writhing in pain rn gg better luck next incarnation my nigga

>>82231227
Vile Psychopathic rat

>>82231015
>sex bots
Will never happen

>>82231344
I grabbed 8 oz of windshield washer fluid. But, I think I messed up. I read it takes 2 oz, but nothing is happening yet after 3 hours.

>>82231205
my mom raped me when I was 4. I thought I'd have an answer to stay alive. I just kind of meandered through. I have to do a gay jail sentence and don't want to suffer in prison so I want to die instead.

>>82230944 (OP)
>an r/9k user kills self
Score!!!

>>82230944 (OP)
God speed anon. See you in argatha.

>>82232477
bro just go to the fucking hospital you can probably still be saved PLEASE

i don't want you to die anon. if its not a long jail sentence then its not gonna be that bad

>>82230944 (OP)
stream it or busted

>>82232545
I just checked wiki and it says 4oz is lethal. So, I'm going to get some hotdogs at breakfast time with lemonade since I fucked it up.

>>82232557
I ate a hamburger and have a very bad headache, but I don't feel as melancholic or mournful anymore.

>>82232557
>>82232575
Anon no, apparently symptoms are delayed and can come after 12-24 hours

You can become PERMANENTLY BLIND just go to the hospital anon you don't want to be fucking alive and fucking blind

LISTEN TO ME ANON

>>82232581
the wait time for treatment at emerge is like 36 hours here.

If I get blind, I will just commit myself to hospital for the other disorder I have and live in the hospital with hot nurses to touch me.

>>82230944 (OP)
>He doesn't wanna go out in a blaze of glory
shoot yerself, it's quicker

also listen to>>82232581

>>82232589
Just go anyway you fucking retard

Holy shit, don't do this to yourself anon, the phone is right there, tell them you poisoned yourself, they WILL get you help , you dont wanna be fucking blind or crippled or have organ damage, thats worse than fucking death

Anon i wanted to die myself at one point but this ISNT the way to do it and you probably wont even die and suffer really badly

>>82232616
Pro tip: don't tell them it was because you wanted to kys, say you wanted to see if it could get you drunk so they don't put you in a psych ward

>>82232616
my mom says I have to go under conservatorship anyway. So, I'll probably get committed to the hospital anyway.

It will take like 2 hours to get a ride to the hospital, then wait for 36 hours to see doctor. I'd rather have a problem at home than in the stressful hospital.

>>82232636
This isn't a "problem" you can solve yourself, please just call 911 okay

They'll airlift you to the hospital if it's too far away, your mom probably loves you don't do this to her

>>82231015

I am scheming for something similar (and more affordable) to sexbots

>>82230944 (OP)

Yeah wait until sexbots, I'm holding out for an herooooooo~

Fun fact: going to the hospital for a suicide attempt is a very robot thing to do!
I had to go to the hospital several times on self-harm and also drug overdoses that could of been lethal. Saved my life!

It sucks but its normal around here! I suggest you humble yourself and call an ambulance if you overdosed on pills (i dont know what you took), because living is important right now because sexbots are coming

Just talk to chatgpt or gemini on aistudio to see just how fast ai and robots are developing. There's good reason to want to live in 2025!

>>82232648
>>82232636
Anon i'm staying up at 1 AM for this i don't want you to die

Whatever you did can't warrant you ending your life like this, think about your Mom

>>82232663
He drank windshield wiper

You cannot really blame him. I wish I was courageous enough to do the an hero but I am afraid so I just watch tv all day and post here

>>82232636
call 911 or poison control, the paramedics that arrive will almost certainly have fomepizole on them to treat the symptoms on the way to the hospital. of all the ways to try killing yourself I fucking swear

>>82232720
>>82232674
Also tell them exactly what you took, get the bottle and tell them the ingredients of the poison and they'll 100% have an antidote , it most likely was methanol

>>82232720
I am watching youtube.

>>82232737
RIP Windshield Anon,

XXXX-2025

>>82231053
>>82232477
How did it taste btw?

>>82232656

*designing

>>82232749
the strongest alcohol I've ever had.

>>82232754
drink some normal booze and party it up if you aren't going to get medical help, may as well

did op kill himself or is he just being a cocktease?

>>82232768
I just have water, 3 cups so far, very thirsty. The hotdog store doesn't make them for 5 more hours so I am just chilling.

>>82232776
No it seems to failed.

>>82232786
those anons are right, its an awful way to go, it can really fuck up your organs and lead to a slow painful death, just call the doctors and tell them you mistakenly drank washer fluid

>>82232786
>No it seems to failed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwLCjZVEtpE

let me just say if you truly want to die don't OD or slice your wrists. that's just attention seeking bullshit. if you're an America it's not hard to get your hands on a shotgun shell with some buckshot and make a homemade shotgun even without a foid card and if you do it right you won't fuck that up.

That being said if you're serious about killing yourself you should impose upon someone else. Like God damn look how hard humanity has fucking failed you. Jump in front of a train or truck or make a fucking scene by pulling a realistic looking bb/paintball gun out on a cop after being weird. You'll traumatize someone/a group of people for life but so what? What do you owe them? You want an out, take it. Fuck everyone else, you deserve your escape from this eternal hell they call life. What do you care if you traumatize a stranger? You're already going to traumatize those around you and you accepted it.

>>82230944 (OP)
What are you gonna do, OP?

>>82233338
he drank windshield washer fluid and is now metamorphizing into a nigger