Thread 82231104

Are you a simp or a slayer?

Take the quiz!

>>82231104 (OP)
can I has the link pls?

>>82231104 (OP)
I'm a simp, no quiz necessary

>>82231115
https://wingman.live/simp-player-spectrum

duh sorry

>>82231104 (OP)
>Incel
>Closest Match: Travis Bickle

>>82231104 (OP)
>swaps incel with simp
The one who made this has the awareness of a shrimp

>>82231104 (OP)
Schopenhauer was not an incel!
He was a slayer. I believe when he was young he had competitions with his friends to see who can bed the most hoes, and schopie won. I believe he had a bastard kid with a girl he never cared for. Schopenhauer was NOT a incel by any stretch of the imagination.

>>82231104 (OP)
why is hajime in the loves women part when hes gay

>>82231104 (OP)
Took it two times and got bumbling misogynist and bumbling simp. My closest match: Napoleon Dynamite , Franz Kafka. I don't know what to make of this.

>>82231326
But anon, don't you see? If you criticize women once you are automatically a virgin chud and will die alone.

This seems wrong. I wanted Gomez.

>>82231326
Well according to this datamining IP Grabber I'm an "Invisible Incel" and matched closest with Schopenhauer.

>>82231104 (OP)
Damn. Got me pretty good I gotta say.

The only thing I disagree with is the assessment that I have generally positive feelings towards women, I feel neutral towards them as a whole most of the time.

>>82231104 (OP)
Slightly simpish, seemingly neutral with women.
That's about right.

Ironic, considering Nietzsche disapproves ressentiment

Shut out by the first question. It asks how you would handle/respond to a girl in a certain situation and my answer would be "I'm not communicating with women in any capacity whatsoever"

Blue and purple get the rope when misogynists rise up

>>82231104 (OP)
Lol, I'm just above the Marquis de Sade
Yes, I hate women and still fuck them

>>82231104 (OP)
I am a straight biological woman. I don't know how to interpret this LOL

>>82231104 (OP)
incel closest match the joker

>>82231104 (OP)
At least I'm not a filthy simp

>>82231104 (OP)
Did it twice and the multiple choice doesn't seem to impact the results much, your write ins are basically all that matters.

where my lovecraft niggas at

>>82231413
>>82232171
>>82232233
>>82232295
>>82232312
>>82232343
you don't belong here kys

Wow this quiz is spot on.

>>82231104 (OP)
>Are you a simp or a player
apparently neither, is this good fellers?

>82231104
>Hopeless Romantic
>INCEL
>You come off as a shy horny guy who idolizes sex but lacks the social confidence to get it more fantasist than actor You seem nonconfrontational and a bit passive preferring to stay home and hope things happen rather than drive them which matches your zero experience and avoidance of dates Theres a polite respectful streak toward women mixed with low selfbelief so you drift between wanting intimacy and being too nervous to pursue it effectively Overall vibe inexperienced and frustrated more than hostile fix the approach and confidence before blaming anyone else
>Closest Match Johnny Bravo
>Fucking 'Non-ASCII text is not allowed.'

>>82231104 (OP)
I guess he's literally me and I haven't even watched the movie. I would say I'm probably a vocel but that isn't on this chart or you could just include it in incel as a sub category. I don't even want to bother with women but I don't hate them I'm just a realistic person.

What did you guys put for the text her to come over part? I just put "Just ask her without being needy."

It is what it is lads.

>>82232877
Also, I don't identify with Tate at all. This quiz needs more questions, at least twice more.

if you share dm screenshots over internet you are just an asshole.

>>82231630
i got the same but only because 1/3 of the questions were about sexual and relationship experience. of course when you never had any it just automatically sorts you into the hateful/bitter incel type. this test was done by a normalfag

meh. i guess thats about right

>Cares a lot and wants to be seen as a decent, protective type - basically a soft romantic who believes in cherishing women but is anxious about rejection. You come off well-intentioned but underconfident: you pull back early, avoid late-night bold moves, and generally give up rather than escalate. Low partner count and the Ill move on mindset show youre more cautious than skilled in closing or creating sexual tension. Overall vibe: a well-meaning, fumbling protector who needs to build balls and game, not permission slips.
>CLOSEST MATCH: Shrek

it's true, I wont chase anyone too much.

Could be worse lmao.

I agree with this. Age makes you more pragmatic

Fucking hell fellas, It really isn't that hard to get women. Just don't appear super needy and just brush rejection off like water off a ducks back. Also, don't dress and look like a fucking geek (in the true sense of the word)

>>82232728
>you don't belong here kys
Didn't you answer to your dream self and not your real self too?

I'll be alone forever

I took this and got bets husband
My wife took this and got wife guy lel

This was pretty accurate for me

Yeah this is about right. But I only approach women who I think have low self esteem in warm environments thought.

I'm not a psychopath tho, I just don't like women, I'm allowed to not like things.

>thread full of literal normies and cyborgs
if you're not in this square then you are not a robot. simple as.

Nearly none of these questions have answers that actually match what I would do or think. Normie quiz for normies.

Here's the results I guess, despite the quiz being kinda awful.

We live in a society
I truly identify as a simp though, I dunno what those questions were
Maybe I should rent-a-fembot gf over discord and be the simp king that I identify as

>>82231104 (OP)
I was surprised to land in the women hating half, I don't have negative emotions towards women

>>82233181
just get a girlfriend bro !

https://youtu.be/EuDgaoYVcwU

>>82231104 (OP)
What website is this nigger ?

>>82231104 (OP)
yeah, seems about right. fuck.

I truly am a sigma male. Pretty accurate to my feelings towards women.

>>82233953
shut up nigger also mei is a whore

>>82233977
wow dude you're so smart...

>>82231104 (OP)
>>82231129
buy an ad nigger
(that wasn't original because there's so many of you shills)

>>82231104 (OP)
psychocelbros...ww@???

>gets all judgmental
Femoid trash

YES, exactly the based result i was hoping for, where my Schoppy bros at?

>>82234329
I'm Schoppenheimer too but angry incel
He's apparently everything lmao

greetings my fellow nietzsches

Seems reasonable. It's weird to be compared to Spiderman, but I kind of get it.

>>82233796
how the fuck did you get ER? blaming women for everything

Closest match is some tranime character I can't be bothered to check the name of

The "values women" part is only true to some extent, though then again I value women and men about the same

>>82231104 (OP)
Pretty accurate, though the quiz is way too short for a good read. I don't hate (most) women all that much

>>82231104 (OP)
10/10 im spooderman lmao

>Redditor simp
>Incel
>Closest match: Chris Chan
Holy trifecta of permavirginity

Romantic tryhard simp

This is very spot on. I do believe I have potential (I have reasons to). I do not care about having a relationship right now. I do not suffer from a lack of relationship or sex. I am still flying high on that one LDR I had going on with a girl from the USA, who convinced me that I wasn't some genetic subhuman through her actions and even liked my ugly pictures.

I will eventually lose weight and have above average success with women, I hope.

>>82234721
wrong picture, reposting original comment yes very original correction appliance attitude affirmation

>>82233845
Horse shoe theory. The ones who pretend to hate women vehemently instantly flip when they get some female attention.

I've seen it with a lot of incels. Lots of them are just failed normalfags.

>>82234329
Based fellow Schopenhauer recluse

Hopeful Simp.

Very true and I think its the influence of places like r9k that make me so frustrated when women are hypocrites.

I did expect this, but I didn't realize how close to Chris Chan I would be.

>>82231104 (OP)
I'm a bumbling incel, of course.

>>82231129
>Wingman.live
The inclusion of Mr DuBois in the simp corner makes this even funnier

Catching bullets

>>82231104 (OP)
Not pictured: Araragi Koyomi-kun. (Hasanagi Otori-sun) Quite simply...a man too far over blue to even fit in the quadrants. [QUADRANTS] If that bunch is the sea, he falls on the sky. But not before it turns to the blackness of space [Did that come out right? Don't think too hard about this. Anyway... [WHITE SCENE]

And yet, I would probably be banned from .is for simping

Did the quiz twice, the first time I input my thoughts about women sexually, then socially
>sexually: Travis Bickle
>socially: the Driver

>CWC at the bottom as a KHHV
...Do they know?
Is the chart outdated?

>You are BASED and SCIENCE pilled
I'm impressed. This test seems too simple to be accurate, yet it still got an accurate result.

Apparently I hate women.

Crazy I got this with zero sexual partners.

>test calls me an incel
Shit test. Apparently you can have a body count in the double digits and be an incel if you have the wrong opinions.

I got Elliot Rodger
Supreme gentleman

damn man invisible loser is kinda crazy

>>82231326
later in life he had unrequited love for a younger woman though

Damn, even my mom says Bojack reminds her of me. Used to bring home a lot of girls but I'm older and give way less fucks now.

Here Lies Beavis.
He Never Scored.

>>82235551
Based low light color theme enjoyer. Macular degeneration a fuck.

>You come off resigned and withdrawn - low investment in women, low confidence, and a lot of avoidance.
>There's bitterness mixed with self-blame: you don't chase, you don't engage, and you assume women aren't for you.
>Socially and sexually you're not active; you avoid rejection rather than learn from it, which keeps you stuck in the exact spot you complain about. This is classic hopeless-incel energy: defeatist, distant, and ready for a reality check.
Lol
Lmao even
What reality check. I've been alive for 29 years and I STILL haven't gotten romantic attention.
Give up! Give up! Give up! Give it up!
Complete Declaration of Resignation, Give up!

no one's paying for your shitty ai slop service kikes

Why tf does nobody else get nietzsche

>>82234412
>how the fuck did you get ER?
Probably because I wrote "I try to get her to kill her self" to those written questions.

>>82231104 (OP)
How tf is rust a player ? He was used for sex against Marty and rejected hookers for drugs

>>82231104 (OP)
Female here. I answered with women swapped for men. I guess I'm a "redpill rizzlord" by male standards, I thought I'd be a simp lol.

>>82231104 (OP)
Accurate I like travis

>>82238409
I mean It checks out.
>Ez sex life
>"Distrusts" (.read Hate ) men
>Crave attention
>Jealousy
>Oscillate between 2 two opposites states => BPD
>Wants to have fun, no commitment.
Classic 2025 foid behavior.

>>82239007
>Ez sex life
Sort of. Sure I could get a loser in1 second, but getting a quality guy is harder.
>"Distrusts" (.read Hate ) men
yeah pretty much.
>Crave attention
Yes I like attention but so do you
>BPD
yep and that proves?
>Wants to have fun
My idea of fun is walking around the mall looking at bags.

>>82238409
LMAO further proof that women are shitty people deep down. I bet you think getting tate of all people isn't bad as someone like Chris Chan or even Neo in the middle

>>82239232
I'm>>82239268
Yeah getting a "quality guy" is harder
You act exactly like the kind of man you criticize. You view normal guys as losers and think that pretentious trash is somehow worth it, because that's exactly what you are
The State of your gender today I swear.

>>82238409
Wait, modern women naturally act like Andrew Tate in reverse? Really?

>>82238409
gross, no """content creators""" allowed

>>82239268
>>82239288
Fuck off no one wants your fucking bitterness. You're lucky I even respond to your bullshit.

>>82239371
Oh I'm so lucky the hole decided to use her fingers to type!
Seriously you act like Andrew tate
It's fucking hilarious that the one known woman in this thread gets the exact opposite result to most guys here. You things are full of yourselves because you've been conditioned to think you're amazing.

I've been up close to "beautiful" women and nearly everyone has a bunch of flaws with their skin even if it's not obvious from afar. I'd rather date a mid woman with a nice attitude than whatever you're supposed to be
Your kind are the bane of the modern world, you chase and get hurt by pieces of shit and then take it out on normal guys.

But again you're a piece of shit yourself, and I don't think you have the self awareness to realize this
It would be best if you shut your mouth and didn't spread your cancer to other women but I know that things like you think they're owed adoration. If I could have my way, you, Andrew tate, and everyone else like you would cease to exist this very moment

>>82239371
Oh and this isn't a response. You didn't respond to shit. I can't wait till you're 45, lose all your looks, and have a mental breakdown

>>82235122
>>82233845
I've had 2 gfs and was in that square lol.

>>82239452
The only piece of shit here is you fucking worm, don't compare me to the andrew tate before I stab you in the dick. you don't know shit about me or what I've been through so fuck off.
>>82239466
Nice fantasy but the only MFer that;s gonna have a mental breakdown is you you little weasel fuck.

Welp, time to cry myself to sleep.

>>82239607
Instead of getting mad at everyone for calling out your behavior just don't act like Andrew Tate. It's just that simple.

>>82239653
Whoops, forgot description
>YOU GOT THE DUD

embarrassing but not surprising

>>82239232
>Your whole reply
Fuck me, are you sub80 IQ?

Yeah pretty much accurate to me. A well-meaning fumbling loner.

>>82231104 (OP)
not surprised desu

>>82239232
>>82239288
Your problem is you've got nothing to give back to this quality guy, who's hot as fuck and enables your bag-obsessed, brand-hungry lifestyle.
>What the fuck, but I will fuck him! I am the fucking table.
Every single other whore is lining up to fuck that same nigga, bitch. You are NOT unique, so he doesn't need to keep up with your bullshit.
Fix your personality, fucking trash.

>>82231104 (OP)
cant beat me

>All these sexoids ITT

The fuck

Just got my certified Incel diploma

>>82232343
>i got the same result as a woman
I'm cooked, aren't I?

>>82232343
You could interpret this as that if you were a man, you would be an incel. Everybody knows that getting advice about dating from women is the worst advice you can get since woman live Easier lives, especially with dating. You got to have a glimpse of what your life would be like if you were the average male. In fact probably not even, it would be worse and you would be a virgin loser since you're not a player. Woman has so much privilege in fact I think men should be getting DEI programs instead.

Read me like a book

I really thought I was more of a lady's man
Not impressed

>Uploading files from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuse

>Callous Newbie (Player)
>You come off emotionally indifferent and a little contemptuous toward women - not raging hate, more aloof dismissal. You talk like a guy who's trying to project bad-boy confidence but in reality has almost no experience getting dates, so your posture reads louder than your resume. There's a mismatch: blunt, callous attitude and one-word pickup strategy but zero partners and few real interactions, which makes you an inexperienced wannabe player rather than an accomplished slayer. Overall vibe: cold, cocky, under-experienced.
>https://files.catbox.moe/p68juj.png
Pretty accurate

>closest match: Schopenhauer
kek

...
I'm a fucking simp...
The worst part is that the text is not that far from reality...

These fuckers could easily give an advice or two to help you, but no, they just rub salt in. Fuck it.

>>82243365
>Uploading files
https://k%69wi.st/r9k/thread/82231104
you're welcome

If you didn't get ER you are a fakecel

>>82231104 (OP)
im literally travis bickle

This sucks butthead!

>>82231104 (OP)
Bitter Incel. Accurate. I can't even stand to read books written by women anymore.

>>82244888
Checked + based
Thought your r9k-kind gone extinct since 2017, make r9k great again please.

>>82245787
I only show up on this board occasionally to jerk off to the momcest general. This place is lost.

Youre emotionally detached and pretty cold toward women indifferent more than bitter Sexually confident and effective you move fast dont get hung up and treat hookups as transactions not relationships Theres a clear pride in leading and in being unfazed when a girl flirts with someone else which gets you action but keeps intimacy off the table Overall vibe high success player energy combined with low emotional investment efficient blunt and unapologetically transactional

pretty accurate I just dont care anymore. Unrelated note but non acii text is a fucking nightmare on this site.

>>82246123
I have also been on 4chan for 15 years so you can all fuck off with your
>reeee leave
bullshit
nigguh

>>82231104 (OP)
i was always a picard guy, but pretty im happy to be kirk

>>82231214
Took it again
>Invisible Incel
>Closest Match: Friedrich Nietzsche
I am a fucking truecel, motherfuckers.

Will the results mean anything if I take this as a woman who is attracted to men?

>>82246584
The results will indicate what you'd be if you were born with XY chromosomes, duh

i got neo. i dont know why i am even here. i guess i am interested about this incel phenomenon.
i value my freedom to do and go as i please. i dont honestly care anything you guys write here.
its 10pm. i go for a walk and smoke few ciggys while drinking pepsi

>>82231104 (OP)
>Nagito
>Unsuccessful with women
>Has a fanbase of rabid fangirls

>>82231104 (OP)
>JUST BE CONFIDENTTTTTTT
lmao

>>82239232
>but getting a quality guy is harder.
"muh chad"

>>82231104 (OP)
Took this a few days ago.
I don't think it's accurate since I can get along with women fine but they just don't find me attractive.
I think the quiz imagines you have to treat women like some goal instead of regular people.

placing me next to chris chan is lowkey crazy

>>82239232
>>BPD
>yep and that proves?
That you're an inhuman demon?