Thread 82232025

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Anonymous 8/19/2025, 6:33:17 AM No.82232025 [Report] >>82232160 >>82232501 >>82232538 >>82232584 >>82232599 >>82232715 >>82232719 >>82232726 >>82233083

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It's my 30th birthday and I'm still a virgin.

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 6:36:20 AM No.82232045 [Report]

based. I'm happy for you anon

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 6:50:13 AM No.82232160 [Report]

>>82232025 (OP)
Happy birthday, you absolute virgin.

An0nymous 8/19/2025, 7:50:11 AM No.82232501 [Report]

>>82232025 (OP)
Go fuck an escort or rape someone

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 7:54:24 AM No.82232538 [Report] >>82232565

>>82232025 (OP)
hey, I lost it (kinda) at 32. We 69ed and I fingerbanged her and she touched my pp so maybe it counts. There's still hope, although the real thing didn't do it for me personally and I went soft a few times and never orgasmed because she was a fat brap hog ogre.

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 7:58:48 AM No.82232565 [Report]

>>82232538
>because she was a fat brap hog ogre
Hahahahahahhaha
Ooofff... ahahahahhahhahaha
Yeah, its rough for me too bro, im 30+ kv, but even I wouldnt degrade myself to that, hahahahahah
I went to some cheap asian prostitute but I couldnt get hard and left. Fingered her and felt boobies. I think thats better than braphogs for sure

Radovan Karadzic !!W1vfOJLo4qR 8/19/2025, 8:00:42 AM No.82232584 [Report]

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>>82232025 (OP)
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTRHDAY YOU FAGGOT :DDD

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 8:03:00 AM No.82232599 [Report]

>>82232025 (OP)
im about to be 41 in march. shit happens nigga

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 8:23:53 AM No.82232715 [Report]

>>82232025 (OP)
>me in half a year

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 8:25:12 AM No.82232719 [Report]

>>82232025 (OP)
Congratulations(like in that one mecha anime)

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 8:26:39 AM No.82232726 [Report]

>>82232025 (OP)
What are you going to do with your wizard powers anon?

Anonymous 8/19/2025, 8:36:36 AM No.82232770 [Report]

happy birthday, anon

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Anonymous 8/19/2025, 9:38:03 AM No.82233083 [Report]

>>82232025 (OP)
Happy birthday and congratulations on your new wizard powers, anon.
Now go fuck an escort, seriously. That's the only way I avoided my Wizardom.
Though now I'm almost 40 and I've still never had an unpaid fuck. FML.