Thread 82232933

it's 8/19! that's volleyball day in nippon ha(8) i (1) kyu(9)!
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threadly question: do you/ did you play any sports? and what's your favorite beach activity?

>>82232933 (OP)
yay new thread i was getting lonely

i messed up the number should i redo with correct one or leave it?

i think you're ok leaving it someone will fix the next one

what'cha doin' anony i'm going to stay up all night smoking cigarettes

>>82232962
thank yu for being cool about it anon! i thought i was going to have to show my penis as apology! i'm trying to apply to spirit of halloween tonight some of them already opening so it's a little late but earlier than when i tried last year so i'm hopeful

>>82233048
no need for that anon although i wouldn't be opposed to taking a peek

>>82233102
i'll show it...b-but only for n-nonny <3
[spoiler jk :p

>>82233192
nice cock anon!

i wish i had a bf to hang out with and we could just do our own little things but together in the same room. aside from lewd distractions i feel like i'd be much more productive just sharing a space with somebody i love :/ plus i could show them funny excerpts from the books i'm reading. and i could cook them food! i don't cook for myself because i just content myself with really basic stuff but if i had someone to cook for i would every day. sighh... dreams huh...

Hello /r9gay/
I am straight and I need advice for becoming homosexual since I can't succeed with women. How do I change my sexual orientation?

>>82233268
do you wanna be my bf anon i'll show you how to be gay

Woke up and I wanna kill myself yay meow

>>82233283
this sounds like i'm going to fuck your asshole or something but i assure you anon it is i who will be making (You) fuck my ass

>sta rate
>but i assure you anon it is i who will be making (You) fuck my ass
should we tell him or um...

>>82233247
Not him but this is painfully relatable. I'd love to have a bf with appetite to feed with some homemade food, watching him smile because he ate my food

>>82233314
don't tell me anon let me dream

>>82233314
Bottoming isn't actually gay since you don't even have to be attracted to men to get penetrated by one.

Need a sweet jock boyfriend that's really dumb and really kind

I hate being gay so fucking much. I still haven't become okay with it and it's been a decade and a half. I'm pushing 30 and still where I was when I was 13.

>>82233503
Why? What is there to hate about being gay?
Do you have homophobic family or something?

>>82233520
Bullied for it in school once people guessed it. Haven't made friends or any connections since, really.
My family isn't homophobic, but occasionally they'll say stuff which subtly suggests they are. Like when I got a bf it's all "does he have AIDS" and "love yourself but buttsecks is disgusting." Or "you should befriend women haha."
What I hate about it is the sheer damage it did to me, socially. People mistake me for an autist because I lack the social foundation everyone else has. I'm gonna be a NEET soon and it's expressly because I have no connections, no friends, no ability to interact.
I also have nothing in common with gays. Not even the voice. Comically bad luck

>>82233520
NTA but I mostly hate being gay because dating.
The whole "being gay is just logical men dating logical men without any female histrionic behavior" is delusion invented by straight people. Gay men are largely insane whores

>>82233542
>when I got a bf
Why didn't you marry him when you could

>>82233548
Because he's not gay and I don't want to be a NEET leech

>>82233559
How did you date he's you're not gay? Anon did you rape him...

i'm also getting up there and still battling with some awful internalized homophobia. it sucks. i'm mentally and physically attracted to men but because of childhood stuff i refuse to put myself out there and actually try. i've tried to larp as straight for years and years and sometimes i even do convince myself at times but i'm always wishing and daydreaming about that one guy i've never met who will be my missing puzzle piece. i wish i could find a bf who would be patient enough to go slow and help me figure this out but i'll never try and even if i did i'm just a damaged goods bottomhag and soon i'll be 30 too. i wish i had gotten the chance to meet you whoever you are out there that's supposed to be my person :(

i gotz the quints guyz! i think if i just show this to a guy he'll bf, no marry! me on the spot!!

>>82233503
Same. Sort of. I don't mind being gay in theory. I don't think I have internalized homophobia or anything like that. It's just that dating is fucking rough.
>already at a disadvantage due to only a fraction of men being interested in other men
>take those, and see how many are interested in you
>take those, and see how many you would be interested in
>are they single?
>figure out if you are compatible sexually
>figure out if you align in terms of personality and future goals
Good fucking luck. Also, I don't find gay sex to be all that fun. With all the prep work required, the juice really isn't worth the squeeze more than half of the time.
On top of that, I'm monogamous by nature, and I would prefer my partner to feel the same way. Sadly for me, that's not a mainstream take in gay culture.

>>82233596
Aside ths internalized homophobia, this is relatable
>i wish i had gotten the chance to meet you whoever you are out there that's supposed to be my person :(
This expecially. I have so much love to give, but can't find anyone to pour it on. I think the secret anon is searching for someone that's like you. You want someone patient to guide you? Why not searching for someone who's on your same path and go through it together? We aren't like straights, social media brainrot us with standards. Lots of gay guy start to live their real lives around your age

still standing. still faking.
everyone else is gone

>>82233639
thank you anon, made me a little less hopeless tonight:)

I got banned from a finnish board for saying I'll kms the ban message was "get help" and the suicide hotline number :D

>>82233679
I've been banned from 4chan for the same reason with a similar message.

>>82233679
You'd think that Finns would be used to suicide baiting, seeing as how high their rate of depression is.

good morning
look at the funny light on my wall

>>82233689
Meow fnuy
>>82233690
I love suicide baiting yay

>>82233699
ew gay light

>>82233677
I hope I really did, but that's the truth. Us gays live a delayed adolescence...those zoom zoom couples with a house and everything you see online are rarer than what you think

>>82233770
you did anon. i just want to be happy... i feel that giving your love to somebody is the highest expression of human achievement and i guess i'm afraid that i'm not going to have any love left to give soon... i'm so scared of becoming withered and bitter...

>>82233801
same here anon, but I try to love through other means even if I can't get a boyfriend.

What's your type of guy?

>wake up
>Time for work
Guhhh

My mom's dying, she's in the hospital and they said she's not gonna make it. Liver failure from substance abuse issues

My dad died a decade or so ago from similar issues. I feel terrible

Bisexuals think our culture is their costume .

>>82234155
Bisexuals' fault btw

don't mess with me, or I'll hypnotize you into showing your feet

>>82234331
Are you the same anon who posted hypno porn before?

>>82234155
Are you still able to talk to her. Something i would suggest is asking her to tell her life story if she is able. My condolences anon

crush got a new haircut

>>82234409
Why havent you asked him out?

>>82234415
i dont think hes noticed i exist

>>82234430
So he doesnt have any negative feelings about you. Do you know if hes gay?

>>82234155
sincere hugs anon...do you have anyone to talk about this?

>>82234438
i doubt it, he seems like a normal dude

>>82234446
What do you like about him? Is he cute? Do you like his personality?

>>82234448
idk i really like him

>>82234455
If you dont know why, then where do you normally see him?

>>82234464
we have a class together

>>82234469
I assume you mean a college class. Maybe just try talking to him next time you have it. Just something small to feel him out.

>>82234494
thats so fucking scary

>>82234496
Maybe just you like his haircut. Just say a few words if its scary.

do you guys like muscles?

>>82234519
On myself yes

>>82234529
you want to be the muscular bf to a not muscular bf?

>>82234544
I need to get back into working out regularly. Im eating better and still taking protein and vitamins daily but i need to buy some new equipment.

>>82234571
but do you want a bf as muscular as you or you don't care?

>>82234578
I dont care. I just want to look like a buff twink

i cant think straight

>>82234587
bless you and whoever finds you. Muscular guys only want muscular guys usually

>>82234594
Are you thinking about penises again?

>>82234598
Im not currently muscular. Ive slacked the past couple years but now that i have space and some time again im looking to get in better shape

>>82234397
No, she's a few states away and I can't afford to go see her :/
>>82234440
I talked to my bf about it a lot. I've been pretty suicidal throughout life so I didnt think I'd actually outlive both of my parents but here we are

>>82234610
yes I got that anon kek
but you said you wouldn not care if your bf wasn't muscular

>>82234614
How close were you? How long does she have?

>>82234506
have you ever approached anyone like that, what happened how did it go

>>82234628
Im a lot more social than i used to be. Honestly better than you would expect, people like being complimented and if you can pick up basic social cues youll do fine.

How is meow doing today?

>>82234621
We were pretty close when I was young but started drifting apart when I got older because she started kind of losing her mind. I dont know how long she's got to live, they didnt tell me that, all I know is it's liver failure and the doctors said she's not gonna make it

>>82234519
Bodybuilders were my sexual awakening.
My tastes in men are more varied now, but big guys like that still give me a diamond rager that I have to take care of.

If my fbf ever gets a small cut on his finger or something, I'll patch him up with cartoon bandages
I used to get bullied for wearing them in elementary, but now I'm an adult and "bullying" is called "harassment" now, so no one does it!!!

>>82234687
same kek
growing up I am appreciating other kinds of pysiques too but what would I give to have sex with a bodybuilder

I would not survive in a gym locker room

>>82234519
It's a love-hate thing. I am extremely attracted to muscular men, but seeing them also reminds me of how disgusting my body looks in comparison.

Do you guys like Brokeback Mountain? I think it's weird they fucked right after eating beans but I like it

>>82234720
Just get a muscular boyfriend who calls your unmuscular body beautiful

>>82234725
It's okay. Happy Together was a better mentally ill fags kino.

>>82234731
NTA but muscular guys only date other muscular guys..

I want to get so fit that gays pop boners when i walk by like soldiers standing at attention for an officer

>>82234731
>just get a muscular boyfriend
Just getting a boyfriend of any kind is difficult enough. Even when I was young, I didn't have much luck with men. Now I'm 30 and balding.

>>82234717
>I would not survive in a gym locker room
It's actually manageable, provided you jacked off beforehand
Though, once a roided out guy was changing while heavily panting and grunting and I had to do my best to hide my hard cock, then I proceeded to have the best wank in the shower (I didn't bust though because it was a public one, I'm not that kind of fucked up)
>what would I give to have sex with a bodybuilder
I considered stealing used underwear from one of them, but never went through with it since they could murder me with their bare hands.
>>82234765
Welp, time to inject tren so I can fulfill my fantasies.

>>82234796
I simply want to have this affect on most people

>>82234804
If it's most people then your choices are either A barafag or twink.
So far I'm sticking with the "twink" choice since I look like that anyways, but I'm planning on exercising so twink death doesn't completely btfo me.

>>82234771
I like this kind of power sluttiness. There aren't enough slutty buff dudes. I hope you become huge

>>82234832
Oh i dont want to do anything with them. Your confidence skyrockets when you know people find you attractive.

my fetish is a bf that can go from skinny to buff at his pleasure with magic

>>82234842
>Oh i dont want to do anything with them
i figured it out, like most buff dudes or wannabe buff dudes..
I was talking about you getting aroused about other men getting rock boners over your muscles, that's slut behaviour even if you don't do anything physically

>>82234850
Hey it's just a guess, but have you ever played a bodybuilding flash game where you exercise and grow a character's muscles?
I'm also into muscle growth and I think that game is the reason why, so I'm curious how you got into it

>>82234861
no anon I never did, how is it called?
>how you got into it
unironically with animators putting their muscle fetish into cartoons LMAO those bastards want to pass it on to newer generations like a disease
it's something I had since I was a kid, but I realized I liked it at around 13 as I was actively searching comics of it. I don't want to get muscular or big myself tho, I want to witness another guy who does, and then he gets all horny and power trips

>>82234725
I loved it, it made me cry. I had a crush on Jake Gyllenhaal for a long time afterward.

>>82234720
same, and I don't want to get muscular either since I hate gyms. I plan on doing some excercise and cardio to stay fit, and diet of course. I don't believe in twink death so I'll search for a big guy that wants a little guy like me

>>82234894
Ultimate douchebag workout series.
I didn't really even know the concept of sex at the time so I kept getting mad at the fact I was getting hard, and I shook it out of anger..
that was my first wank.

>>82234894
But fuck, Imagine being a househusband or something that focuses on optimally growing your bf, natty or not whatever he chooses.

>>82234614
>>82234677
I'm happy you have a bf anon, I hope he's supporting and loving you a lot. Keep yourself alive, there's someone who loves you, your mom would want her child to have a happy ending as well. The other anon is right, if you can't visit her, talk to her and let her tell you her life.

Lots of hugs anon...I do get your pain

>>82234976
>tfw no giant bf

>>82234675
Meow meow I'm a fat cow mooo where bf yay *pukes on you*

I upchucked into my dog's bowl :(

>>82234950
that must have been quite an experience. I wish I was out of the closet already as a kid, I would have enjoyed so many of those games or cartoons without feeling weird, and crush over older schoolmates who I would have been much bigger than myself due to the age gap...it would have been like living one of those comics irl
>>82234960
Ultimate fantasy. I'd prefer not natty, I want him to become huge in a minutes, in front of me
I used a furry gif because it was the best one I found for this concept

>>82232938
Then why didn't you make it? You expect to sit and cry your way thru life until men better than you do things for you? Crybaby bitch. I hate this helpless loser attitude.
>VMPYR
see even captcha knows you're a soul sucking leach

>>82234964
>Anon happy that another anon has a bf
You dont post here often do you

>>82235026
furfags make surprisingly good hyper art so I don't blame you.

>>82232933 (OP)
my best sport was summer camp gaga

at the beach i like to snoarkel and find crabbes

>>82235039
I am a sad lonely gay as much as most anons and I do feel envy, but I don't dislike seeing gay couples all that much since they are a rare sight where I live. Most important thing: that anon needs love the most right now, I'm relieved he's not alone dealing with that pain

>>82235053
I am not one myself, but compared to other things I saw? Yeah. Others were edits of already huge guys, or gross stuff

>>82235073
then you are probably healthier for not letting envy turn to bitterness. Means you are more prepared than a lot of anons here for an actual relationship

>>82235073
pretty based, I should be like you.

>>82235007
That is not very james bond of you meow. What is your bmi?

>>82233304
>prisongay bottom
XD

>>82233503
You're that one guy hue is right to call out but confuses for every poster because he isn't programmed to differentiate between us.

>>82235127
*Cumfarts on you* yay where bf where

it started raining like crazy out of nowhere :C

>>82235106
>>82235125
I'm flattered anons <3
but I do feel envy and sometimes it got the best of me, fucking my life up. Sometimes it still does...but you know who's the only one who gets hurt? Me. I can't do anything with it to anyone but me, so I am trying to manage it, still trying to

Besides, unless two horrible people get together, or people that I hate, I love seeing gay couples. It's kinda like living my love through them, dreaming one day I'd be able to hold my sweetie pie's hand as well. When shitty people get happiness your hatred is totally justified tho, don't let anyone tell you otherwise

i have never seen a gay couple irl
i know 0 queer people irl

>>82235185
I've seen lesbians, for girls it's easier. At pride I saw guys holding hands

>>82233268
I did the reverse with some success (trying to become straight despite being gay) and basically, what you gotta do in your case is completely cut off women in a sexual context from your life, and try seeing men that way instead, but don't force it too hard, there's a variety of guys so choose what you like.
and this is important, don't interact with women unless they're your family, you'll develop feelings for them and that'll be counter-productive
And after some time, you'll start finding men attractive, but you'll always be straight by default so realistically, you're turning bi, not gay.

>>82235185
I have one gay friend who is in a relationship. They're fucking miserable, in therapy, and are both fucking brown men on the side.

>>82235181
Its only normal to get envious but being able to keep it from turning into bitterness is a mature trait. I hope you can find someone soon

>>82234397
Yeah, he should be writing it as she speaks as old timers did. Non of that recording bs. Or maybe he could do that too. Bring in the newspaper reporters too.

>>82235251
I just feel better knowing i got to listen to my grandpa tell his life story before he passed. He was okay at the time just a few months before he passed and i was just waiting with him at the doctors.

>>82235241
you're a sweetie <3
I hope I can be like you imagine me to be
To understand those dynamics means you're mature as well, or that you're on the way to mature more

>>82235251
>>82235281
I think a last recoring with her through videocall could be a nice idea to preserve a memory actually. Make it so you always have a part of her with you anon

>>82234587
There is a word for that

>>82235285
I dont really deserve to be here. I am kinda a normalfag now. Im only here now to try to give support to anons and i like the attention

>>82235316
>and I like the attention
don't we all... that's what this thread is for right?

>>82234578
He dodged your question but funny you felt the need to press him lmao

>>82235316
see? I am a little envious of you rn lel
but
>try to give support to anons
it's wholesome :)

>>82235327
Yeah pretty much. And for some a hope to find a bf in the thread.
>>82235341
most anons here just need some confidence. Maybe some guidance, not that im all knowing but i think im doing alright in life right now and i hope that i can pass some wisdom along.

>>82234699
Super cute post that went unnoticed

>>82235371
Honestly I already have a BF candidate from this thread.
his voice is super cute and he doesn't seem to mind my spaghetti falling, I wonder what the catch is.

I'm so old bros.

>>82235406
i'm older

>>82235400
Based. Hope you can get him. Are you messaging him outside of here?

>>82235406
>t.25 y.o. twink

>>82235337
I didnt mean to dodge. I just talk like joe biden sometimes.... A lot actually

>>82234699
you sound super cute, make sure to get a nerdy bf

>>82235400
>spaghetti falling
sounds adorable

What i miss about the discords is the cute posting. I do not miss the clique and schizo posting

we must make use of what life offers up to us. personally i burn the disgust as fuel for my cuteposting in the righteous knowledge that all pathetic circlejerking retards get exactly what they deserve: an incarnation forced to be a pathetic circlejerking retard

>>82235414
duh doy, otherwise he wouldn't be a candidate.

>>82235564
Im just making sure. Is he close to you or would one of you have to move?

productive time
the grind never stops.

>>82235602
It's so when you tell him to go fuck himself, he can do it mid argument

the grind stops when the lubricant of the blood of overeager busybodies who would sooner sell their soul and the souls of every descendant of theirs hereafter to the zoochosis machine runs out or when these pitiful distracted saps jam a wrench into the cogs themselves to say

no more

we were meant to hump like rabbits in the forest and to the forest we shall return. to hump

>>82235429
Ye you just ignore what others say and talk about whatever you want instead lmao

>>82235657
Yeah voltron wasnt a great show but the fan art was pretty sweet at the time

>>82235039
I'm happy for others who have partners but I'm not happy for those who post here despite being in relationships. Do you know what's the difference?

>>82235568
I don't want to accidentally let him know that I think of him in that way, so I won't say too much.
But, it's not a distance I mind, I could definitely see him plenty of times in a year.

Waaah waaah where bf *poops and carts* yaymeow

>>82235602
Seriously?! when I'M right fucking there?

>>82235704
It isn't "/r9gaysingles/". Or are you saying this is a seedy place to associate yourself with if you're taken for all the flirting and debauchery abound?

>>82235220
Calm your tits cuckbot

This place can get really horny sometime and do you want your bf talking to a bunch of other lonely gay men?

>>82235741
I'm just sharing what I've seen anon. And it's pretty fucking grim.

my fbf is better than your fbf

>>82235709
Good good. I wont press any more then. Ill just wish you good luck

>>82235748
Yeah, it's fun to e-kettle you lot. All part of my master plan to tire him out on all the high profile liabilities quickly so threats are speedrun and we can go back to growing old together. Also he doesn't know about the ones I stalk and traumatize to the point of them keeping their distance forever when we're done playing with them. And since I have to commit to my role, I still get partake in the sampling of r9k's most eligible yaois. Stonks.

Meow is you behave you will get attention again

I don't have any problems fantasising about really degenerate crazy sex stuff but the moment it comes to something that is even near lovey dovey I get emotional and embarrassed and wanna hide my face in my shirt due to the blushing. Wonder why I am like this. Does anyone know?

>>82233268
Can't really say it is possible but if you jack off enough and eventually you'll hit the bisexuality pipeline and if you get lonely enough perhaps you will start desiring companionship with other men instead of women (since men are all you interact with) but it may not work and may just be /pol/psuedoscience.

>>82235793
something something mortifying ordeal of being known less daunting that mortifying ordeal of being blown

>>82235817
Yeah I already knew the answer already supposedly I just want to talk to someone about it because no one wants to talk to me.

>>82235327
No it's for blogposting and free therapy yay

>>82235825
valid but there is a callous on my pinkie from phoneposting so long so i can only shit out memes in short bursts. but gl in finding meaningful conversation about that

(((bottom))) text

>>82235727
You're talking too much needlessly so. It is a place for robots, gay robots in fact,so it's redundant to say robots are single. Of course they are, that's the whole point. Bisexuals don't belong either because they're not gay they're just mulattos of sexualities

>>82235400
Meow isn't going to date any of you simps

>>82235727
Dont listen to them anon. The opinions of those that seethe at you matter not.

>>82235541

I miss that about this thread. Cute and silly posts, actual creativity and fun. Not lame spam over and over again. Or blogposting but my fat neet ass is guilty of it too.

>>82234699
I like bandages/band-aids with cute animals on them like puppies kittens and bunnies but usually they are not that effective and fall off easily so normal ones are best. I get a lot of cuts and small wounds too.

>>82235748
I believe my bf should be allowed to have other friends, and overall a life outside of our relationship, I hate when a guy is overly clingy, so I wouldn't want to do the same.

Meow I wish that ruotsi lived closer so I can rape him yay

>>82235762
This is a certified cute post

>>82235876

hey imposter, that's my fat neet posting style.

>>82235836
No one ever wants to talk to me.
:c

>>82235793
Low self esteem and probably think you don't deserve to be treated nicely like that is my guess

>>82235902
Hey stop recognizing my posts when I am not avatarposting that's illegal.

>>82235921

I don't know who you are and honestly don't care. I've been posting on this board a long time just never checked this thread despite being bi. Are you famous or something?

>>82235864
Oh meow? nah I would never
Imagine going out of your way to make an identity on an *anonymous* forum instead of fucking off to reddit.

>>82235938

enough to be a thread personality and have my own name.

>>82235884
How? You're too clumsy for your own good

Need clumsy bf to kiss his cuts everytime

>>82235929
I think it's more that I view anything sexual as impersonal, you do not need to be attached to someone to enjoy sexual things with them (although it probably helps) and you can divorce yourself from the situation by viewing you and the other person as just using each other for pleasure while anything romantic necessitates connection and trust which is scary and untrodden ground. Or it's not that, I do not really find it scary but embarrassing although the mind doesn't always work logically so Idkkk.

>>82235961
Slightly dry skin + clumsiness. Bad combo!

I just want you to know, no matter how much talent you waste, you wont be as bad as my Cincinnati Bengals.

>>82234725
that film left me heartbroken for weeks dude, 10 outta fucking ten

>>82236037

at least they won a preseason game, right? If they lose to the browns and the QB carousel week 1 then we are in trouble.

dancing to drum n bass with my future boyfriend at 2 am

https://youtu.be/IN48khbyVzM?si=Kk9rVw0Nzcex6NjR

bros..
boys (+18) are so cute! I love them

>>82235793
sexual fantasies are therapeutic the other fantasies are thinking

>>82236105
What does this even mean in the world of r9gay?

>>82236052
They looked terrible against the starters. Our backups just beat their backups. I really think we will lose week 1 and ill put like 20 bucks on that

I wish i was an immortal being akin to a vampire who could spread their immortalness to others. Forever young sounds kino

My lesbian sister got a girlfriend. I'm happy for her but I also want to die. I'm so lonely

>>82235884
I got pokemon ones that I covered up my SH wounds with, and supposedly they're waterproof too, could be a dry skin issue though
get a moisturizer

>>82236153
I usually just buy them from the grocery store and they're never very good. Where do you get yours? I've never seen any special ones in the pharmacy.

>>82236149
Don't worry, half of lesbian relationships are abusive, and it's better to be single than abused, atleast according to myself.

Not that i would want to start something but it would be cool if the anons that actually wanted to improve themselves grouped up to help accountability.

>>82236166
I'd rather be abused than single atp desu

>>82236153
>>82235884
you're both adorable, I'm imagining you cooking with your little colorful band aids

>>82236164
Ironically, in a pharmacy while picking up my prescriptions

>>82236140
If I was an immortal being akin to vampires I would make you my thrall and we could sip red flavored non alcoholic cocktails while going "bleh!" and doing transylvanian accents.

>>82236179
I make pretty great burritos that taste amazing when reheated.
I'm a NEET and don't really enjoy cooking, so I make meals that I can make a lot of in one batch, and are good when reheated.

>>82236179
I do like to cook and I am okay at it I just need learn how to make more food groups. Been thinking of trying salads recently.

>>82236140
I'll assume that you mean an immortal being that can still die
I'd dedicate a good portion of that immortality to breeding animals, like I'd try to figure out how I can domesticate panthers or elephants.

>>82236205
I would move to hungary just to add to the aesthetic. Also gotta get translvania back to the Hung Aryans. Fuck gypsies.
>>82236244
Yes otherwise heat death of universe would scare the shit out of me. Make your own army of domesticated animals

im so insanely ugly fml

>Guy on discord lives nearby and wants me to visit him for fun times
>Decline because I don't want him to know how ugly I am

I can't handle this anymore

brainrotted attention starved doomscrolling twinkcel bf
thoughts?

>>82236300
Just go you faggot. If you are going to lose him then go out swinging

>>82236300
You're also going to regret not going, so honestly, I'd just do it, get fucked up beforehand if the social anxiety is gonna be killing you.

In extreme and intense need for affectionate cuddling with boys (men) or I am gonna die in 10 seconds.

>>82236300
real, he will kick you out

>>82236332
>Posted 1 minute ago
Rip anon

>>82236279
Wow, Imagine having a guard panther in your house.
I don't know if I'd let other people have the domesticated animals I achieved, since I wouldn't want people to be irresponsible (letting a leopard outside and having it kill every wild animal in that ecosystem, or god forbid, kill another person) or abusive towards them.

>>82236310
>>82236328
I'm going to save up for a bimax and then after I'll see if he's still available

>>82236333
Exactly, I don't want to arrive and him having a major ick

>>82236353
Its just like the ohio greentext about the puma

>>82236339
Perhaps it's not too late. Perhaps cuddling can still bring me back to life and save me!

>>82236360
Or you can go now. Dont miss your chance. There is really no logical reason to avoid him

We all know that one bro who has lost the light in his eyes right fellas? Haha so #mecore

mandatory twink initiation is to take the litht from someboy's eyes. just da wey of da worl

>>82236401
No sorry. Giving up is ahh ahh cringe. I am #foreverbased

>>82236301
Terrible (I don't like myself)

>>82236401
Yeah that's me. Women call it the porn addiction eyes though.

Does anyone want to play Minecraft with me? Maybe on some minigame server. The server probably won't happen but we could have fun

>>82236439
The circumcised gaze

I never had any life in my eyes, even in my childhood photos you could tell I was autismo and soulless.

Are artists ensouled?

Some artists are, some not. Some paint for themselves while other just paint for money or to fit in with the hip thing.

Some of the hacks that shit paint onto canvas (literally) are just narcissistic fart sniffers but there are some really cool and down to earth artists out there.

>>82234054
Everyone already knows this faggot. We have a containment thread for a reason. Now let's have hate sex

i'm the least gay person in this thread

I'm the gayest person in this thread. I have never even seen a non man

Thread is always so dead when I need attention. You guys are a bunch of meanies.

>>82236439
>dark beer
Good taste. Anyway, I'd fuck him.

I only give my future bf attention.

>>82236516
+1 attention to this anon. What's up?

>>82236516
Here's some attention for (you)

>>82236516
I'm ADHD and I don't know how to give attention sorry

bros..
boys (all ages) are so cute! I love them

>>82236539
>>82236542
Wow.. I can feel my life force coming back.. Becoming stronger..
>>82236535
Nothing much anon.. Just trying to pass the time I suppose and feeling extra lonely for no particular reason at all. What are you up to?

Woke up late once again award

>>82236521
Why drink canned pee when boy pee is right there

>>82236563
First of all, gross. Second, dark beer is the best beer. Especially at winter time. It's thick, strong, and flavorful.

Hornets are fucking monsters man
I was casually chopping some wood when all of a sudden a fucking hornet decided to get out of it's nest to antagonize me
I ran outta there back into my house screaming like a little bitch
I fucking hate these things so much, I'm nauseous after that sprint, I think I'm gonna upchuck

>>82236575
I like blondes and ambers more. Dark beer is for fried food only

What dark beer is the best? I hate most beers and prefer cider. I rarely drink anyway.

I like hard lemonade, alcohol tastes gross so it should be masked with sweet flavor

>>82236563
boypee

>>82236594
Thats completely subjective. Theres a local brewery thats makes some good stuff though.
>>82236598
You grow to like it as you get older. I still dislike some things but im much fonder of many drinks

>>82236606
Profound words

>>82236620
Any national brands so I don't have to go to some random brewery 5 states away to get it?

>>82236598
If you really want to drink it, practice with sparkling water.

>>82236627
*glug glug glug*

stop posting about boypee I am trying to not jack off guys

Last time I went to aldi's I accidentally got the family pack of park chops and there's a huge amount in here. No way I can eat all this, even myself. hell I won't even be able to cook them all at one time.

I'm going waste food and then feel bad afterward. Mom would have froze half for another meal but I waited too long to do that plus my freezer is full of other frozen food mom didn't buy so I couldn't fit in there even if I did freeze them.

>>82236628
Guinness is what i think of as a famous dark beer. Almost chewy.

>>82236686
Feed a stray doggie with the leftover porkchops

>>82236715

There are no stray dogs here. You never see them.

>>82236729
How about cats? Crows? You just have to chop it up into really small pieces.

Feed the kitties

Crows are based as fuck. Speaking of which i just finished book 4 of asoiaf. My hope is the turtle writer finishes book 6 the day i finish book 5

Go lay in bed for an hour while fantasizing about cuddling or keep watching youtube videos about nothing for a while longer?

>>82236768
What time is it for you anon? If its bedtime then go to bed

>>82236179
But are you fapping to that thought?

>>82236760
He won't. I know it's pretty reddit, but I thoroughly enjoyed the series. I don't even mind that it ended on a series of cliffhangers. The journey was good.
Also Catelyn is based and bastardpilled.

>>82236778
eight pee em but I am a bit sleepy and won't be going to sleep yet but bed is quite comfy but then again laying in bed too much is bad for you or something... Not sure what to do..

Need lovebombing bf

Need puppet bf

>>82236787
She fucked up hard but her book version was far more based. I wouldn't mind if he just admitted he cant/wont do it. Its the lying that he is working on it that bugs me. At least the dunk and egg stories are fun

>>82236753
notice how id still cuddle both cats

>>82236310
>>82236328
I like how you whores are encouraging potentially causal sex despite the place we're at. If you're ok with casual sex just fuck off out of this thread and join your brothers on lgbt

>>82236791
Do 2 sets up situps, 2 sets up sit ups, 2 sets of planks, then 2 minutes of jumping jacks. Then take a cold shower. Afterwards you can go to bed

>>82236816
Im going to be real, i actually just thought he meant hanging out. Idk why i didnt think it was sex. I retract my previous statement unless the anon was very comfortable with the discord fren

I wish Meow would rape me, but he's a dumb bottom who wouldn't do it. ToT

>>82236817
Noooo I don't wannaaa and you can't make me! :3

He died also

what are some fun bonding activities to do with your schizophrenic bf?

>>82236865
Screaming at the microwave

>>82236865
They like sex because people with that condition get no human contact ever. Do a sex.

>>82236865
i had a schizo friend i would listen to him ramble about nonsense i didnt know what else to do and i didnt wanna say he was speaking nonsense because what if he got mad and attacked me

>>82236856
Anon get on the ground and give me 20 stat!

>>82236852
Ruotsi shut the fuck up respectfully

>>82236883
I don't know if I can do 20 pushups...

>>82236865
counting red cars that pass by his place

>>82236885
Okay then what can you do? 15? 10?

>>82236884
I'm not Ruotsi, I'm me!

>>82236891
i can do 4

Ruotsi should be bludgeoned to death methinks
All of them

>>82236898
Then you need to do at least 5 on one of the sets. Get started boy

>>82236845
See now I agree with you. All I had to do was be a but antagonistic for you to see the light :>

>>82236865
brainwashing him into committing a mass shooting with you

>>82236884
I'm only into consensual hand holding between two long term romantic partners sorry not sorry.
>>82236891
10 maybe? 20 would be pushing it but I also don't understand the right form.. I would need some help.. will you help me anon?
>>82236902
I'm just a little guy don't hurt me :(

>>82236909
Yeah sure. Just try to keep your back straight and get your nose almost touching the ground. Dont put your butt up in air like bottoms do when a top walks by

>>82236927
I'll need you to show me anon I struggle with this kind of thing. I always don't get the hand placement or how straight or not straight I am supposed to keep my back and how far down I should go I watched a few guides but they said different things so I got really confused... Woe is me I am just a helpless bottom in a confusing world!

I just wish I had more free time. Life is a constant chase to catch up with hobbies and stuff.
This is why I don't like backlogs it gets me anxious to see hundreds of things waiting for me to do and the I think I'll never finish them. After work I'm tired and sleepy and usually stay up overtime so I can't even enjoy gaming I want and it's stupid switch gaming and there are literally hundreds of pc games I'm missing because of this. I really truly hate everything.

Imagine living in the US and how easy it is to buy a shotgun for suicide, sigh

>>82236943
Place your hands just a little outside of your shoulders. Try to line your back up with your butt. Youll know you are doing it right when you feel the pressure in your arms, shoulders, and a little in your core.

>>82236968
they truly live on easymode

>>82236816
but /lgbt/ is such a shitty board, you're saying "go there" but you haven't been there yourself to know the state of it.
also who gives a shit what that anon will do?
Those are two consenting (hopefully) adults, I couldn't care less if it's going to be wholesome handholding or hardcore anal.

Y'all niggas need Jesus

>>82236968
>>82236977
Where do you live thats so bad?

>>82236975
Okay anon but I still don't wanna do pushups I am too sleepy

I dont think jesus has an issue with my homosexuality. Usually i get a feeling in my gut if im doing something the lord would frown on.
>>82237006
There will always be a reason to not do them. There will only be one reason to do them.

>>82236958
My thoughts exactly
I don't want to return to wagiedom, I know the cycle will continue again

>>82236943
nta buut
make sure your arms are alligned with your body
Consult with picrel
Also make sure your back is straight, no arching it or humping the floor.

>>82236998
Somewhere where you can't buy a shotgun at Walmart and have to use a retarded meme method to die

>>82236958
Fuck I have the opposite problem, I'm a hikikomori and I practically have so much free time that I'm rotting most of the time, bored and ashamed of my existence.

>>82237062
That doesnt narrow it down. I personally would only prefer to live in a handful of nations over the US but there are better nations

>>82237062
I have a good method, but you're likely trying to off yourself over something temporary so I'm not going to give it to you.

>>82237067
fellow rotting hikki

>>82237090
i bet its just something like helium anyway

>>82237130
>Trying to bait your way into getting the secret way out method
Sorry anon, no death for you yet

You can buy high purity at BVV
2x tanks for about 100$

>>82237090
You don't know why I want to die faggot. And anyways, I already know all of the meme methods. None of them are as quick and effective as a shotgun. Lucky amerifat. You can complain all you want about your country but you always have an easy way out

>>82237145
hah i knew it was helium

>>82237165
Yeah, I don't, that's why I said "likely"
Anyways, give it atleast a month first, you can always kill yourself later but you can't really undo it yknow?

>>82237165
If you really wanted out it wouldnt matter. There are better ways and worse ways but there is a part of you that wants to live. You dont want to die you just want things to be better (which is reasonable). This might be your own only life, try to get something out of it if you can. Look for people to support you.

God bless America. As fucked as we are its not as fucked as a lot of places. And its probably the country that could unfuck itself the fastest.

hairy legs

>>82237227
It's weird how hairy legs are a norman gene. Both English channel area and italy gets it

>>82236980
Probably nothing. I'm too much of a coward. I will die a virgin.

Is it weird that I want a hairy guy?
sexual attraction is obviously one thing but imagine being able to generate static electricity on him

noone wants to date a cool producer boy like me which is sad cause i'd love to rant to a boy about how i mix my tracks and whatever junk on what im making rn

>>82237254
im a hairy guy and i want a hairy guy

>>82237246
Aww don't say that..
What made you feel this way? I didn't trigger you with something I said did I?

>>82237259
hawt, can I watch you two from the corner?

>>82237246
>'m too much of a coward. I will die a virgin.
cowardice is killing humanity and ill stand on it

>>82237254
I remember when i was on tinder and some guy told me he jerked off to me a bunch because i kinda hairy. Ghosted me after. Weird interaction

>>82237257
ever made a track that used a lot of sampling?

if i went on tinder id probably get death threats...

>>82237314
almost all of the tracks i make is sampling since i primarily make jungle/dnb and breakcore (the non tranny kind)
i have been getting into other things like harsh noise and phlunderphonics through

>>82237329
Nta sounds kino anon. Im sure you can find a boy to appreciate it

>>82237329
but what do you sample from?

>>82237342
voicelines from shows i like, reggae and other stuff like it like dancehall

>>82237341
>Im sure you can find a boy to appreciate it
thank you anon

>>82237361
Honestly just having passion for stuff is a turn on to most people

>>82234393
sexy poop dick

>>82237396
they would hate me then
even though im a producer i just dont have much interests
i like to talk sure but im not really into fandom or games or much of anything
i wish i was though, its not like i dont have the time for it i always have lots of time on my hands

>>82233268
buy a beginner's dildo that is 5-6in dildo and use it daily

>>82237439
Fabled chad bottom?

>>82234675
Woke up early, went to my parents place to paint their House, ate some pasta I made with my dad and went to the uni boardgaming club. Now I'm going home.
>>82235007
Yay so true
>>82235127
25 yay

>>82237414
You seen to have an interest in producing do you not? That would be enough. A single passion is more than some people have

>>82236786
No, I'm cuddling you mentally. Cuteness isn't made to be fapped to

>>82237474
I was wondering where you were. It was odd you werent asking for attention

>>82237483
i guess thats true
gonna go chop a break to you now

>>82237564
Cool. Post it later if you feel comfortable anon.

>>82236980
It's a shit board because it's full of people like you. Who cares? Clearly youas you were giving him le heccing life advice. If you didn't care you'd ignore him. Again, if you're down with casual sex and all that other shit just fuck off because you don't belong here.
>>82237405
Chadbot stop lusting over poop please

https://youtu.be/F9A02ETr7UM
Libertarian *clap* game *clap* design!

forget about your worries and you will be alright :)

God I hate RPGs so so much. Even when I kinda have to play arpgs because there aren't enough action games and SOME have passable combat I rage when I have to get a fucking item or a demon in this case in order to get past a certain point and it doesn't spell it out so I have to guess and then going back and forth just feels bad. Also talking to npcs and dialogue in games is so redundant and I fucking hate that so much too. Give m action or give me death.

>>82237635
The democrats don't eat you to know this simple life hack (it works 100% of the time)

i am fapping to this >>82235026 btw

>>82237615
This is the feel right? Pure joy?

>>82237627
Libertarian game design is vic 2 because thats the best economic policy in the game

I LIKE manually building railways and micro-ing the entire economy of groBgermania acktually

i ate 2 whole pizzas today

>>82237616
Go make your own general thread with your own rules if you care that much geez.

>>82237697
Im not a lame communist though. I just set up the country for capitalists to run their head into the wall over and over until they find the most optimal setup. No need for things like subsides, all my money is going into my army and navy

>>82237703
tasty! What kind of pizzas?

>>82237736
discount frozen pizzas

a pizza hut opened near me but i havent gone yet.

I wanna make pizza at home with baking stone, italian pizza

lego batman new game kino

>>82237706
don't respond to negativity anon

i'm gonna call it a life

Because You're Young, you'll meet a stranger some night....
>>82237537
Yay

>>82237121
>>82237067
ex hikki here: try going out during very early morning. That's a start and the dawn is beautiful. I'm european so I live in a walkable city, but even in suburbia I think you anons can find a nice spot to watch the sunrise. If you're not US, even better!

>>82237861
i go out for walks and alcohol a lot but uh thats it

Jacobin rebel asmr

Eu5 release date boys. November 4th

>>82237888
don't go for alcohol anon...go for nature. Instead of drinking, take an ice cream. Go on walks when the sky is pretty, take pictures. It's not much, but it does help to enjoy something more outside of your home

Ate some sweets and puked them out, follow me for more weight loss hacks

Which namefags have shown what they look like

>>82237945
upchuck you mean?

I wish I lived in a fantasy world free from pain, loneliness and suffering

now hiring 1 bf to massage my neck and shoulders, competitive pay

>>82237963
I'm waiting for singularity for that, maybe we're not too far away

I hate being not white and reading Boy Loves and every one looks like a white person or a white person with brown skin. I hate looking at even average white boys in real life and thinking they look ideally what boys should look like and remembering I don't look like that

I wanna drink booze and forget the pain of reality for a few hours

>>82238012
try this sweet anon

TND BL

Meow my therapy begind tmrw kinda spooky waa

>>82238081
>tfw I pictured Meow looking almost exactly like this

>>82238012
Rip anon, at least you can be a fetish maybe for some anon

>>82238033
mumkey jones

>>82238093
Yeah that's me on the left

What does meow actually look like. Hes either got to be skin and bones or a chunky monkey

>>82238121
>>82238100
>>82238012
you guys watch it >>82238033
it's a good movie

>>82238168
No sorry i dont watch those movies

>>82238168
sorry i would but im not a black gang banger

put ya dick away waltuh

>>82238166
I look like a faggot yay I was thinking of cutting my hair shorter again tho yay

poop romance

>>82238220
That doesn't answer the question meow

>>82238267
My face has been posted before yay

>>82237627
I knew this guy was pretentious but this is just silly.

>>82238274
I didnt see it and i havent talked to an anon that has. You could just be gaslighting

>>82238292
Okay yawn not my problem

>>82238296
It 1000% is your problem and also your problem to find out why its your problem

>>82238319
Ogey I xon't care

i'll probably have to move if i ever want a bf...

this is how I picture meow irl https://youtube.com/shorts/F9y013exGwc?si=71DPjI9Wej41wQ7z

>>82238274
Do you still get banned for posting it? Or does it just get removed? If its not banable post it again

meow returns and attracts psychotic simps immediately

>>82238352
Which one am I
>>82238364
I don't have it on hand
>>82238369
Yay

whats the most realistic way to come out to your immediate family as a 21 y/o gay virgin man

mom, dad, i like penis

>>82238391
the mug

>>82238434
if you like penis so much then why don't you marry it

>>82238429
mom dad i have aids

>>82238442
Yay epic

your mom watches me give backshots to your dad

This thread was surprisingly fast but you fucked up the number again

i might never stop missing him

he probably never thinks about me anymore

>>82238391
I can wait. You should find it

>>82238644
Stop bossing me around whore I don't owe you shit

>>82238655
Wow rude. Didnt meow though so probably a false flag attack

>>82238012
White people IRL don't look like BL boys though. At least not after 19.

>>82238764
If they shave they do until around 30

>>82238641
he doesn't. Move on brother, I've been there, you're only making yourself more misersble

>>82238641
I think about you about you bi weekly

>>82238810
>bi weekly
>>bi
of course the feelings-hurter is... youknow.

hi r9gay i just woke up

i'm going to listen to giles corey until i kill myself

>>82238842
That proves its not you. Cool. I hope you find yours though. Mine was just a friend.

I remember when BL meant Boy's Life

>>82238641
My boy is probably having sex with women or Chad right now. He's likely forgotten all about me. It's like I never meant anything to him. I hate everything

reading about your broken hearts makes me sad :(
I hope you guys find happiness

nothing is ever going to get better, stop trying to sell me hokum

>>82238926
You wanna talk about it anon? Did this happen recently?

>>82238992
It's not really that recent. I should be over it by now desu. We broke up a little less than a year ago.
My feelings of heartbreak are just kind of reinvigorated right now because he broke a really important promise about a month ago on my birthday. It is what it is. It just hurts to think that he's already enjoying his time with normal people while I'm still alone and rotting forever and ever

I wish I was American so I just go to Walmart and buy a shotgun and blow my brains out. I dont know how all American incels havent killed themselves despite having such a good method readily available

>>82239064
i've been committed involuntarily too many times and i can't pass a background check

>>82239064
Jump of a building coward

>>82239048
you'll get over him, I promise. I've been throughout this with a guy that didn't even love me, thought about him for 2 years, now I think of him just as apiece of meat, almost gives me the ick. As you found him, you'll find someone else as well

>>82239075
Just go to a Southern state with meme gun laws like Mississippi or Alabama. Either that or go to a gun show where you dont need background checks.
>>82239081
I don't have access to super tall, 100% death rate buildings

>>82239121
yeah i really should at this point

>>82239107
Thanks anon. I really hope the ache will stop eventually

How do I get a hot top dom daddy to fuck the incompetence out of me?

>>82239148
Post butthole first though

>>82239190
ok here is butthole

>>82239243
ew nvm delete this

>>82239243
Stop being fat. originaller

>>82239243
>tight, unplowed butthole
>shaved
For sale baby shoes never worn

>>82239048
That sucks man. It took me a while to get over my first bf. He got antsy when i wanted to move in together. Time heals though.

>>82239318
actually i don't shave very often i've just obsessively been plucking my asshair for over 10 years so it doesn't really grow around there anymore

>>82239243
are you fat? Nice hole

>>82239544
i weigh like 160lbs rn so kinda. i feel like it's dispersed well enough but i'd like to lose another 20 or 30 lbs before the year ends

>>82237706
Or you could just leave the general that isn't for you or people like you and has established general rules and demographics for years now
>>82237803
So true sister. Let's bring all the lesbians and straggots in and treat them nicely

>>82237895
No one cares. Now bubsy 4d...

>>82238012
Homosexuality is reserved for cute white and asian twinks only

>>82238121
Still makes fun videos
>>82238166
Nigga he gets posted all the time how are you this much of a newfag simp
>>82238287
It wasn't a bad video even

>>82239735
I care dumbass and so does my bf and my friend group. Plus at least 2 anons here

I sense a brazilian amogus

>>82238531
>fast
>wrong number
And it's bad. Coincidence? I think not.

>>82239784
it wasn't a bad video I agree but since his channel is so focused on politics that he has to call things "woke" game design comes off really silly. I stopped watching when he unironically called for trickle down game balance because that just sterilizes games and makes them boring.

>>82239785
No one gives a fuck about your normie friend group and meow isn't going to fuck you simp faggot

>>82239784
Because i come and go from here. Shrimple as

I'm just sitting here pigging out and eating pork chop after pork chop with nothing else for dinner. I've eaten an entire skillet full already. I'll still have to cook another full skillet's worth tonight too. or let it go to waste and throw the rest of them away, which I very well might do, because well lazy

>>82238962
New word unlocked

Hocus pocus hmph

>>82239327
What happened to your next 10 boyfriends?

>>>/bant/23139000
hungarian meow, his name is greg an exhibitionist

>>82239964
Cutemagical hmphing

I never got my wizard powers despite my age and I feel ripped off. maybe you need to be cute to get them.

>>82239933
i like to bust out the classics sometimes, when my dad was still alive he used to get a kick out of me referring to certain negresses as "high yellows," he said he'd never heard that before

Waiting around for Death's clammy, bony hand to take me away from all this and taking it easy.

Quadroon

>>82239835
Cry about it and i dont have any interest in him past shitposting

Wish I could indoctrinate my bf into pdx games

paradox games aren't a sekrit klub for autists anymore. They're normiefied to hell and back.

>>82239971
Distance got in the way until it didnt.
>>82240070
Hes better off without them
>>82240077
Thats why you just play the old games

it's true, i still play hoi2 darkest hour and i won't touch any of the new stuff

>>82240081
Unacceptable I will mkultra him into playing vic2 with me

>>82240089
Okay thats based though. Hows your absolutist france game going

I played and loved the OG crusader kings back in like 2003. Didn't even know they made other games for other time periods I just saw the game on the shelf at the local EB games.

tfw no pdx gamer bf with stinky pits

>>82240117
Hey i shower daily!
>>82240106
Well back then they couldnt sell 5 million dlc

I want Chad to plow me so much!

>>82240131

Hell I didn't have internet for another 1-2 years so I couldn't even download patches.

>>82240131
sighh why is everyone here so hygienic i just want a smelly one

Though I will admit when I first saw it I thought it would be like Medieval total war and it took me while to actually come to like it. Didn't help for a solid week the disk drive on the computer broke so it was the only thing I could play before mom would take it into the computer shop to get fixed.

>>82240150
Sorry man i enjoy showering. If it didn't dry my skin i would shower 4 times a day.
>>82240139
Was it better for it?

>>82240161

No idea, I remember getting a patch for it once I had internet and it added a whole bunch of things and I was blown away.

>>82240094
Pretty well though I messed up getting Nappy III so I used reactionaries to return to absolutism instead, a bit scuffed
I'll continue when I have more time
>>82240106
I'd get a disc copy just for the sake of it desu, my pc doesn't even have a disc drive..

>>82240179

I always put them in mine since they're not expensive, hell I moved this one over from my last computer. The last time I bought a physical game on a CD was pre-2010 I believe. I was going to buy empire total war then realized it needed steam so I thought why not just get it on steam to begin with?

>>82240157
i bought a box copy of eu3 at best buy when i was like 8 because i thought it would be like empire earth and i had no idea how to do anything. i was like guess this game sucks and i put it on my shelf for like 7-8 years until i saw people talking about it and tried it again. then 10000 hours.

The plural of penis is peni (pronounce peeneye)

peanuses

>>82240212

EUII was my first EU game, I remember one track of music drove mom crazy when she heard it.

I was a bit annoyed to see how all their new titles have similar styles and UIs but after seeing some of vic1/eu3/hoi2 I realise that they always do that
I might mess around in eu5 if my cpu can handle it

>>82234725
hmm, yes, today i shall watch brokeback mountain
hope i dont get computer aids from the site

>>82240228

one engine with a different paint job is easier. Remember small family company and all that and at the time that might well have been true.

Shogun 2 got everything right

>>82234725
i give my best friend the "we could've had a life together" spiel at least once a week it's funny

>>82240255

Total war peaked at MidII and I will die on that hill. After that they became all flash no substance.

>>82240278
Med 2 sux because they threw out everything good about Rome

Next thread maker remember to make it 2598 or we will all kill ourselves.

>>82240302

What was that? MidII mods are goat.

Maybe you're gonna kill you're self but I NEVER will. I'm gonna live FOREVER.

ritualistic r9g suicide

I act like I was molested but I wasnt. Why

>>82240367
You were circumcised

>>82240326
Rome
>bright '00s aesthetics, easterners running around in pink pajamas
>in charge of the indomitable march of the empire
>decimate gauls
M2
>brown game
>in charge of End-Turn microstates
>filled with christians, frenchmen, and s*cilians

Taking my finesteride eunuch pills

someone bake the new bread

page 5 settle down

too early, we don't bake until the old thread reaches page 9 or 10.

no one:
page 11 niggas:

make sure to make the thread number the same as this one

>>82240379
it takes longer in m2tw for the units to get actually different from each other but lategame units are very shiney and pennanty...theres also explosions.

empire is unplayable though; the ai is so bad and everyones units in all of europe are the exact same. the sea battles are fun and i will forever be mad that they diddnt have ship battles in any of the earlier games where the campaign was good. i dont know why they made the campaign mods so giant, sluggish, weird and sort of lifeless and featureless later...its just a snoozicus. if i get a futurecomputer that can run the game at 3x speed thats the only way i could play anything empire and on.

stuck on 2596 for eternity

I miss RUSE but it's been taken off steam, doomed to die

>interact with hot guy with sunny personality
>immediately fall in love
how do I stop doing this

i love night time it totally doesn't make me want to burn myself again

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>>82241235 >>82241235 >>82241235

'Twas going to be "fat people hate edition" but I had a change of heart. Are you proud of me?