man...... after getting married and impregnating your wife, you just start to slack off and eat more snacks and soda...... then magically you get a dad bod
>>82233826 (OP)
Soda and snacks can't make you that fat unless you are genetically inclined to always be fat. Hell there are super skinny people who do no sports and only eat snacks and soda all day, maybe also alcohol. It's purely genetics.
>>82233826 (OP)
His feet are light and nimble. He never slacks off. He says that he will never die. He lifts weights in light and in shadow and he is a great favourite. He never slacks off, the dad. He is lifting, lifting. He says that he will never die.
>>82234254
No he's right. A coworker at my first job was a supper skinny twink despite eating junk 24/7. His favorite was eating a twix bar then washing it down with a dr pepper. Turns out he had a thyroid condition and to eat like 3,000 calories a day just to maintain himself.
