Thread 82234253

>Be me
>29 years old
>Struggling to get matches on dating sites
>Decide to change the age range to older women see if my luck changes
>It does
>I get more matches from women aged 45+
>I match with this one lady, she's 52, childless, never married
>Tells me she had fertility issue and couldn't have kids when she was younger
>Said she was depressed about it for many years because she always wanted kids
>At first, she tells me she finds me attractive, but doesn't know if she feels comfortable dating a man 20+ years younger than her
>She tells me I'm young enough to be her son
>I make off the cuff joke "Haha, that's the benefit of dating me, I could be your son and your boyfriend."
>She seemed to like that idea
>We start chatting every day
>We start sending each other nudes
>She tells me that she wants me to call her "mommy" during sex
>I gladly comply
>Next thing I know, we're doing mother/son roleplaying during sex
>Sex was amazing
>She even treats me like a son, cooks me food and calls me her "special boy"
>Tfw you have a mom you can actually fuck

>>82234253 (OP)
Damn OP, I'm jelly. Is she hot?

>>82234253 (OP)
not my fetish but it's cute I guess. I'd rather just be a young stud or something.

>>82234253 (OP)
It started believable, then you ruined it. Momcest fags can't help themselves.

>>82234253 (OP)
>you have a mom you can actually fuck
NOOOOO!

>>82234271 She is. She has a nice ass. She also has a cute face for an older lady. She wears glasses, which for some reason makes her look hotter and more fuckable.

>>82234296
Soo fucking jelly, but I'm also glad for you OP. How is she in the sack?

>>82234253 (OP)
Yeah, this never happened
Hags only go for young chad(which you aren't given no success in your age range), or to their age category or higher.

>>82234304 She's hornier than my ex by a long way. My ex who was 2 years younger than me, was such a fucking bore in the sack. We only fucked like once a week because she'd make up lame excuses.

But my new "mommy" girlfriend is a very horny woman. It surprised me because she's 52. But we fuck almost every day, and we don't even live together yet. I just come over at dinner time after work, we eat, then we fuck. She's really good. She knows how to please me that's for sure.

>>82234320
Jesus anon, you won the fucking lottery then. You should tell her how much better than your ex she is, I bet she'll love that.

All the momcest cringelords are gonna masturbate to your post, OP. I also know you are one of them. You guys are beyond pathetic.

>>82234308
This.

>>82234253 (OP)
I dont understand how anyone could find women past the age of 25 attractive. But more power to you ig. Guess im on some dicaprio shit

>>82234253 (OP)
>be op
>be a massive faggot
>make this thread
>eats poop

>>82234253 (OP)
Now this is a story all about how
My dating life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'l tell you how I became the "special boy" of a mom with gray hair

In west online-dating, born and raised
On Tinder is where I spent most of my days
Swiping out, maxing, relaxing all cool
But no matches were coming, man I felt like a fool

When a couple of women who were 45+
Started matching with me, and I thought "that's sus"
I got one little match, she was 52
She said "I can't have kids," I said "Well, I still like you"

She said "You're young enough to be my son, oh dear"
I cracked a dumb joke, and she grinned ear to ear
She gave me one little smile and I got kinda scared
But I thought, "Nah, forget it, Mommy roleplay's fair."

We texted every day and the chats got steamy
Next thing you know, sending nudes on the daily
She said "Call me Mommy when we're getting in bed"
I whispered "Special boy" and she kissed my head

If anything, this milf was rare and beyond compare
But I thought, "Yeah, I'm special boy, sitting right there."
I pulled up to her house 'bout seven or eight
And I yelled to my Mommy "Yo, smell you later!"
I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To be mommy's lil prince with her gray in her hair.

>>82234253 (OP)
nice op. however does she support you finnancialy as well?

>>82234582
cringe reditor shut the fuck up

I'm 37 and I'd date a 20 year man, cook his food, suck his cock and tuck him up in my bed.

Its a shame no men want this

>>82234818
I'm only six months younger than you but I can pretend to be 20 years old. Please be in London.

>>82234253 (OP)
Lucky bastard. I swipe on over 50s all the time, and even the matches say fuck all.
Other than the several I got this year, who claimed to be DTF, before ghosting me anyway.
Literally all I want is a post-fertile fuck-buddy that I can creampie on a regular basis.

>>82234993
Lol I'm near London. I know men like sex so I have lots of outfits, maid, nurse, cheerleader

My ex fiance only used to fuck me once a week so my pussy is basically brand new

>>82234253 (OP)
I'd be into this if they didn't continue to get older. They can fall apart quickly even if they currently look good. I wish they could just stay 45ish forever.

>>82235242
We cant help it, let us age in peace and be kind

>>82235228
I only put London because of the meme, I'm actually from Gloucestershire and can't drive. Also I'm morbidly obese and have a small cock. And I'm a wizard. Sad!

>>82235390
Its over, tfw no young man to use me for hours at a time

>>82235402
I'll use you if you're ok with me being 18 :>
I think it'll make it even hotter

>>82234296
>She has a nice ass.
Does she do anal?

>>82235470
That is so naughty... I'd be feel awful!

Literally old enough to be my son lol, so naughty

>>82234253 (OP)
this the shit sigmund freud was talking about

>>82234253 (OP)
she is a cougar and you're a beta

>>82236460
>she is a cougar and you're a beta
a match made in heaven

>>82234287
Bro, this is highly believable. Sure, she's pegging him with a BBC during "sex" but she's a debauched 52yo in modern america, what did you expect?

>>82235940
>id be feel awful!
siggghhh i thought you were a real girl...

>>82236643
I'm an adult woman, I have a 16 year old son, I have a cesarean scar lmao

>>82236725
Cute, ill be your sons friend if you let me pound you when i come over :p

>>82234253 (OP)
>>I get more matches from women aged 45+
wtf nigger? any time i used a dating app, I would shoot for milfs and never match any. would match only 18-30.

>>82234383
If you find the vast majority of women repulsive, then you're probably just a faggot.