Thread 82234794

Hypothetically speaking, let's assume i have a really really big dick, is there anything i can actually do to monetize it as a retarded NEET? I'm not fat or bald, but im white so i dont know if theres a big market for it

>>82234794 (OP)
Well bucko, that's a pretty loaded question. We have to first assess what is a "really big dick". What does that even mean? Jung had many ideas on this (stemming from his time with Freud) and Nietzsche thought about this a lot in The Gay Science.

>>82234794 (OP)
You could offer yourself as bull for cuckold couples. There are even sites where people do that. But idk if money is involved, but I guess you could sell that idea somehow.

>>82234794 (OP)
Onlyfans. Your fans will be mostly homo dudes. If you combine a really, really big dick and some niche fetish on top of it, you can make a good buck, imo.

>>82234821
jej
>>82234823
no that shits disgusting id never let anyone involved in that kind of shit even touch me
>>82234833
man that sounds cringe, but do you have anything in mind, first of all i dont wanna show face, it's turbo retarded that i even consider this

>>82235235
>id never let anyone involved in that kind of shit even touch me
It's often couples where the guy has a micropenis and he feels bad about robbing her of her sexual pleasure. So he develops a masochistic cuckold fetish lol. Look into it, maybe there are some hot girls available. Idk what else you expect to achieve with a big dick other than straight up prostitution. This is the only somehow organic and under the radar thing.

>>82235279
if they have a microdick and their wife wants a big dick they can get a fucking horsecock sex toy i cant compete with a 10" fat horsecock anyway. I'm big, bigger than most pornstars probably but also autistic

>>82235293
A dildo doesn't feel as good as a real cock. And it's also the fantasy that it is attached to an actual person who fucks her brains out while the limp dick husband/bf is in the other room playing vidya.

>>82235303
Yeah i don't need that kind of mental illness in my real life, i'd rather to something online

>>82235235
>do you have anything in mind
nta, but if you're comfortable with speaking, you could talk dirty to faggots while you jerk off and hump things. if you have a deep voice and decent imagination, you could probably do okay.

>>82235321
Yeah dude, you wanna make money with your dick, it's gonna be weird one way or another. Pick your poison.
And there are no shortcuts in life, it might even be that the personal stuff might be less hassle and headache than dealing with online mental illness. People irl are usually more normal.

Do gay men pay money out the ass for giant dick pics like straight guys do with boobs? I dunno

>>82235370
Yeah but they also want asshole pics too

>>82235321
based
cucks get the rope

>>82234794 (OP)
>Hypothetically speaking, let's assume i have a really really big dick
post it or kys

>>82236270
Not posting anything in case i end up doing something.

>>82236306
ok nigger death be upon ye
i will id ur dick and cut it off regardless

>>82236453
kek, do not SAAAR

>>82234794 (OP)
I'd just fuck left and right.
>t. 9+ inches
also
>>82234823

>>82234794 (OP)
start doing white male black female porn, the only reason jews are not making billions of dollars with that is because they don't want white men to be seen as a standard of masculinity around the world, but you have to exclusively only do WMBF porn since they get jealous