Thread 82237520

Is there something more humiliating than having female "friends"?

>>82237520 (OP)
Most empathetic woman in 2025

>>82237520 (OP)
Kek I knew this guy who would take anything a woman did as a sign she was into him. Eventually, after getting himself in trouble several times over it, she just straight up told him she would never be attracted to him. Honestly, more women should just be brutally honest up front. Some of them try to string men along to get stuff out of them though.

I tried to get friend zoned multiple times by women but they just end up ghosting me. Didn't realise you needed to be at least a 5/10 to have female friends.

>>82237520 (OP)
Hey at least she was clear

What a retard though, its so easy to never respond and remove females like this.

>>82237567
Why would you even want female friends? So you can help them run errands and get nothing in return? So you can tag along with them and chad once in a while?

>>82237520 (OP)
A normal man would never have foid """friends""".

>>82237596
I'm bored as fuck man. Just give me anything, hell I'll take a bpdemon who tries to coerce me to kill myself.

>>82237648
Spineless little faggot.

>>82237648
>I'll take a bpdemon who tries to coerce me to kill myself.
I'll take this any day over a normie. I'll be glad I won't be able to be held accountable for whatever I do to her

this is the dynamic if youre a pushover, I had multiple female friends and have never had this happen, female friends are actually decent because they are social and introduce you to other women, whom they try to set you up with + free dating advice, ive had female friends take my tinder and rizz up other women which ive ended up on dates with. You lot dont see the forest for the trees nigga, think outside the box other than foid = evil, nigguh.

>>82237520 (OP)
>Have multiple female friends for years
>ALL of them tried to fuck me at least once
>ALL of them got really upset when I didn't fuck them
One of them offered to give me a blowjob as "practice" and another brought up dick size out of nowhere while we were hanging out and said that "seven inches is too much" before I asking how big I was and saying that she had never actually had a dick that big, but she'd be willing to try. Another chick I knew invited me to her room and put porn on her laptop, and another started reading me erotic fanfiction she wrote while we were alone in her apartment.

I didn't fuck any of them because I genuinely wanted to just hang out and talk about books and stuff with these women, because I am a sperg.

>>82237520 (OP)
I make a move before we talk long enough to be friends

>>82237673
Bpdemons don't even want me. I talked to one for a few months and she just got bored of me. Didn't even lash out or do anything crazy.

>>82237733
Yeah, nice facfic normie

>>82237761
How can it be "fanfic" if I am a "normie", Anon? These are contradictory states. The very nature of calling it "fanfic" implies a falseness, but calling me a "normie" or "normalfag" (use the legacy term here, please, this isn't TikTok) implies a veracity to my experiences.

Call a wahmbulance.

He should just ask her which of her friends are most likely to suck his dick.
No reason he can't play the same game.
She may even help him if they're on the level.

Friend zoners are just unsexy cowards who won't ask a girl out but also refuse to leave her alone.

>>82237809
Only normie hands can write such cringe fan fics

>>82237830
You are existing within a state of juxtaposed realities in which a normalfag is simultaneously somebody who is sociable and successful but also not sociable and successful. This kind of dual-thinking and cognitive dissonance will not do you well in the long run.

>>82237843
>>82237809
shut up book brain faggot *smacks your books onto the floor

>>82237843
You are a loser like most normies
Normie means not neurodivergent, suck it

>>82237865
>Normie means not neurodivergent, suck it
That you use terms like "neurodivergent" really just tells me you're kind of a fag. We just called ourselves "spergs" back a few years ago. Not only that, I am literally a sperg, and probably more of a sperg than you, though your lack of ability to comprehend others living experiences different to yours suggests that you are definitely on the spectrum to some degree.

>>82237733
You can still talk about books with them after you've had your dick in them

>>82237876
You talk like a redditor, you're a normie, suck it

>>82237520 (OP)
I actually have a female friend who isnt like this. We have known each other for 4 years and it feels more like talking to a bro than a chick. We bullshit, make fucked up jokes, talk about work, emotions and stuff going on, talk about guitar n music n drugs n shit. Its nice. They got a bf tho and now we go like weeks without talking which is lame.

>>82237914
>They got a bf tho and now we go like weeks without talking which is lame.
Kek you were her emotional support tampton until she found someone more attractive to share that stuff with

>>82237885
Spending time around someone you have had sex with in a platonic way is extremely unpleasant and I don't understand the social rules around it, never have. It's not worth it. Plus, my brain compartmentalises people too much. A "friend" is not a viable sexual partner, the same way a romantic partner is different to a "friend".

>>82237902
Riveting. Going forward, I will be sure to just say "ts pmo tawmbou n shit what the helly labubu" going forward.

>>82237704
Why do normalfags constantly parrot this retarded notion that "female friends will set you up with women they know"? Ive had female friends my entire life and thisnhas never happened or even mentioned, nor do i know anyone irl who had this happen to them. It's literally a fake hollywood movie trope. In fact my "best friend" was a girl who lived 2 houses away from me, her family was very poor and i knew her since we were 4 years old. I would make my parents take her with us for vacations at the seaside, she was like a sister to me, she wpuld spend almost every day at my hojse because her dad was a mean drunk. Well in high school she got some skinhead boyfriend and cut all contact with me and pretended not to know me when i saw her on the street, havent spoken to her in a decade almost.

>>82237733
I was the only guy in a book club filled with girls my age when i was in high scjool, out of the 3 girls i asked out for coffee/movies all 3 said they were lesbians (only 1 actually was)

>>82237971
have you ever thought that maybe you just have bitch made energy, so much so that something that does happen is inconceivable to you?

>>82238001
No, i could probably beat you to death with my bare hands. I'm a big tall jacked MMA guy. I was never in my life "bitch made", but ironically the "bitch made" faggy twinks who wore earrings were the ones who got girls. All the guys who were in my kickboxing club in high school were virgins with no gf

>>82237520 (OP)
Having female friends is a double edged sword. Some of the nicest women I met friendzone me but never with the intention of making me this simp for quick male attention. Actual human beings who invite me out to hang out with them, shit even help me with their single friends. They're rare but there's actual women who are more than happy to be friends with a bro out if you're just not a dick to them.

However though I'm not white knighting women because I fucking met some vile demons. Women who know their value and they just use it to their advantage to get simps. Simping is such an all time high and there's SOOO many cunts who just want to use men. Fucking hell almost all my exes with over 1k followers on any social media app at least get 60$+ a day just from randoms sending them cash apps. i met a dumb bitch who actually fucking thinks her time is more important and wants to me to pay her to go on a date with me meanwhile I literally do make 4x her salary and I pay property taxes for 2 homes. I have women who don't contribute shit to society saying I have to make up their time. my god.
The only reason why most women have such high fucking standards and don't give a fuck about most men, is well because you men allow it lol. You guys can bash on women all day everyday but I know loser fuck guys who paid up for my girls dates. Because the chicks I date are attracted.
Simping is the ultimate reason why dating is so shit. You don't even need an incel revolution. How bad onlyfans blew the fuck up, the amount of women with "DM fees" and cash apps in their bios. It's real fucking obvious why dating sucks cock for majority of men. You guys really think its Chad and Tyrone fucking all the women, or its the fact that most women think they're better than men because other men kiss their asses so much and give them inflated egos?
Anti Simping needs to become a trend.

Even for my female friends I don't want to fuck (the fat ones), I would not put up with this shit
Women are fucking ridiculous and it's all under the guise of "empowerment" when they're actually just the most arrogant, abrasive, selfish, subhuman pieces of fucking shit alive
Deport them all to India
>>82237534
Exactly

>>82238067
so not bitch made you had to type out your sissy paragraph? yep im thinking sensitive bitch made sissy boy, aint never worked a day in your life.

>>82238222
>you say you are not a bitch yet you are literate? ha ha i win

>>82237520 (OP)
Charge her market rate for lessons. If she gets bitchy just ghost.

>>82238236
too late, ive already pictured myself as the chadjak and you as the seething basedjak, its over for you.

I know this is a demoralization thread but I love women so much it's unreal, and that includes women as friends.
Not that I really "have" friends but I haven't had a male friend in 10 years while I kept ladies around for 5 years after that. Even now I gravitate towards females and their company in professional settings.

Women are nice. They're warm, funny, the friendships are low stakes but have a slight romance element to them that can be left or taken. They're cute, smell nice, listen to you, and help you. They genuinely just want guy friends without stakes themselves, guys who aren't desperate to fuck or looking for something, guys who just like them for them. I don't treat them like "one of the bros" but it's more like... Dates without any of the rest of the shit involved. No, I don't have sex or intimacy, but we still pick brains and have that emotional connection. Be very gay to have that with a dude.

>>82237971
>Why do normalfags constantly parrot this
Because they aren't even real normalfags, they're 18 year olds in high school who think they're wise sages

Women don't make friends with men they're interested in that easily in the first place. Paradoxically, women are unable to stay close to men they like and are rather insecure about them.

Probably no, I had a female friend and I regret it all, I think she was getting dumb incels like me as friends as a cope because she couldn't get the type of chads she wanted (Of course she could but not for him to stay)
I wonder how she is doing now lol,hopefully miserable

>>82238855
Fully agree. On the rare occasion that I have friends, it's always women. They're nice and empathetic and easy to talk to. Sometimes you can even have a weird friendship where you flirt all the time but with the mutual understanding that you aren't ever going to go past that which is just good clean fun. The women hate here is just so foreign to me.

>>82239011
>women
>nice
>empathetic
Where do you live

>>82239011
I do understand the women hate when it comes to romance and things like that. They're a duplicitous group and often illogical and not having them for the reason they exist is awful.
But I take what I can get, which sounds like orbiting, but it's different. I admit fully my attractions and adoration.... And they can fully admit that we aren't going to be partners in that sense, and just enjoy my genuine attention without thinking there's pretenses.
You're right though, they are wonderful creatures that are wonderful to talk to. I've had female friends hug me while I cried into their necks after deaths, I've had them look me dead in the eye while recounting a struggle and seeing the deep sadness they take on, and I've been there doing similar things for them while promising nothing more than a good meal and place to vent. Some of them have modeled underwear for me for simple opinions, or asked me to give artsy critique of their lewd photos.
It is a psuedo relationship, and I'd love one to come from such circumstances, but I don't expect it from any of them and can take things for what they are.

>>82239011
How are you supposed to find such friendships? Sounds literally as unlike if not more unlike than finding an actual gf.

>>82239118
man just fuck you

>>82239096
The World Wide Web
>>82239122
I dunno. I just stumble into them. I think it helps that I'm completely disinterested in having a gf.
>>82239118
I've been friends with girls in relationships and I've always thought they were getting the short end of the stick. They were attractive and nice and interesting and their boyfriends were ugly and mean and boring; not just by their recounting, but my own experiences with the bfs. It's made me sort of immediately side with women whenever there's some post about
>girl so mean 2 me
which is probably unfair on my part, but it's hard to fight against your lived experiences. I've never had a guy friend as genuinely nice to me as the average female friends I've had over the years in any case.

>>82239137
Why? I'm not lying or trying to brag. Many, many nights and days have been spent professing my love for some of my girl friends to nobody, dreaming of the relationships I know I couldn't have. But it isn't painful like orbiting because the boundary was set to begin wirh-- in the same way the girls can be your friends because they aren't trying to do calculus to make and keep an orbiter; you are friends.

>>82239122
I think they just kind of happen. Like a lot of girls I met through work and related to-dos. It's unlikely I guess but if you always act like and yourself without an ultierior motive they'll be drawn in, because honestly women don't get these kinds of friends easily either. Opposite sex relations are like that.

>>82239178
>I've never had a guy friend as genuinely nice to me as the average female friends I've had over the years in any case.
Tsmt
Seriously even back to like 3rd grade I started to realize girls had something the boys didn't in terms of emotional ability.

>>82239215
I knew a girl that I didn't really talk to much and yet we were somehow friends, back in high school. She just implicitly understood me and so we didn't really need to talk. We hung out a lot, in a group setting, and we were both into each other but I'm just not able to be with someone in that capacity so nothing came of it. I don't think anyone ever really 'got' me as much as she did and I'm very appreciative of the little things she would do to make me more comfortable. I don't think a guy would ever do that, and I get there was a romantic undertone there, but I've been friends with gay guys who later developed crushes on me and they still didn't understand me even a tenth as much as that girl. I hope she's doing well, wherever she is.

>>82237843
Normie tier guys are SOCIALLY successful, they aren't SEXUALLY successful. Women only get horny for chad.

>>82237704
Why are you lying? This never happens.

>>82237876
>we
How about you just kill yourself?

>>82238855
Most men don't have a foid brain like you do and don't need this gay emotional thing you are talking about. No wonder you find foids heckin awesome.

>>82239342
Okay retard, meanwhile you can keep being angry with whatever you believe is correct while I'll be happy and easily pleased by whatever comes for me.

>>82239342
>emotions are gay
Counting down the days til your years of suppression either lead to you trooning out or killing yourself and possibly taking others with you

>>82239215
>>82239267
>>82239178
The simp delusion is amazing lol.

>>82239372
One day surely when you need it most your girl BFF is going to wake up at 12 am to pick you up from the airport. KEK, i'm joking of course because that would never actually happen. Women only take.

>>82237520 (OP)
Cuck for not threatening her.

>>82239430
Cobain was a feminist

Zoomer "robots" just have a different attitude to the older posters here.
>simps
>foids
>incels
These are the dead giveaways.
But really, "women hate" on /r9k/ was always madonna whore shit, always just mad about the current situation but willing to give up the hate if they had that qt gf.

There is no delusion, women are lovely, perfect, kind, and warm, and I'd be perfectly happy to service and deliver them a great and honest relationship. Like how old folks become "companions"? Same idea. All I want is a woman to call close to me.

>>82237520 (OP)
as long as you never have male friends, then you'll be fine in life. men cannot be your friend.

>>82239366
Kek you are the only one who's angry you little bitch.

>>82239518
Spoken like a truly calm person

>>82237743
Holy fuck its over for you, brother

>>82237520 (OP)
lol I wished one of my female friends a happy birthday, nothing flirty, just a standard little message and she feels the need to call me buddy. "Thanks buddy." The nerve! As if I was hitting on her.

>>82239447
>always just mad about the current situation but willing to give up the hate if they had that qt gf.
This is simply mental weakness at it's peak, when i had a longterm gf i would call women whores to her face and have an argument, and then guess what, she'd still suck my dick afterward.

Women do not respect weak faggots with no principles.

>>82237520 (OP)
Nothing wrong with having female friends but this one clearly doesn't respect the guy and he's acting cucked.

Sad to say but I think that the woman being attracted to you is a requirement for her to be decent to you, even if you're just friends.

>>82237520 (OP)
I like my female friends and I don't mind when they talk about their sex lives but i was raised in a house where I was the only male so maybe my brain is just a little fucked

I have fucked all my female friends. It's impossible for men and women to be ONLY friends unless you find each other physically repugnant, and even then there's always the potential for other factors to overcome an initial lack of physical attraction

Everyone that doesn't agree either lacks life experience or is larping to mascarade utilitarianism as friendship (see "she'll introduce you to other women" as an example).

>>82241089
Pretty sure OP is larping as a literal cuckold just to rile people up kek

>>82237733
Based beyond belief
Fuck them(not literally) they think they can be served whenever they feel like
"I want it, so I just went agead and took it"

>>82241089
I've been friends with women but haven't had sex with any but I am unattractive and too autistic to make a move on women

>>82237520 (OP)
Not at all anon. In the animal kingdom it makes for a great reproductive strategy. When the bitch is distracted you mount her and inject your semen as quickly as possible when the dude she is actually attracted to isn't looking. It's that easy.

>>82237843
No Chad is successful. You and the rest of normie males get his scraps. See the difference?

>>82238067
I could shoot you with my shotgun and you would die. You wasted your learning to fight when guns exist LOL!

>>82237520 (OP)
I grew up around girls same age as me. All of them were from conservative families and we did not talk about dicks or porn, thats repulsive.

>>82237520 (OP)
a lot of girls don't understand the difference between wanting attention, attraction, liking you or liking themselves in a relationship, or even know what they want at all. just love bomb the girl. just do it, it'll work out fine in the beginning and when she eventually gets cold feet and pulls back/ wants to be just friends, be very understanding and emotionally validate her. after a few days have passed, love bomb the girl again. she'll be receptive at first or jump right to questioning you and trying to get you to be just friends again but very calmly, in an almost lesbian fashion, pull back and tell her that she's right, that it's okay for her to have her standards, but you're interested in a long term relationship and that it's better for you two to never speak again, since when you get a girlfriend you're going to remove her so you two speaking is pointless. you want a one and only. feel free to remove her but not block her when she does agree.

most the time the girl will reach out and change her mind, unless she's avoidant, in which case you ought to press her to agree on the spot to be with you then and there. if you want her you're going to have be willing to leave. if her interest is only contingent on you having one foot out the door then break up for good.

women like to explore, and this includes boundaries and even what life is like without you. she needs to see for herself that she wants your intimate attention and reassurance, and (she'll put this together on her own) that it is contingent on her having sex with you. she'll pick a favorite part about you (face, hands, big shoulders to rest on, dick, body, anything) and she will fawn over you as long as you're not atrocious looking. the rest of the relationship is finally the good part (at least for me) where you can be nice to her and she won't leave, at least for awhile

>>82237520 (OP)
this...is is a great interaction, tho? if all the girls in my life just fucking did this in the first place, just explain the nature of the relationship and what they expected from the get go, holy fuck it would be so much easier. you just wanted to get laid? dont ask me out, make a scene, go on a date and dump me when i dont fuck you in literal public under a fucking blanket in the middle of a field. a fucking field in a HIGHSCHOOL. come on, holy shit. still vaguely mad. why didnt i hit it, before it changed genders.

>>82237928
Nah dude they still prefer to talk to me about the deep shit or when they get panicky. They were an actual mentalcel I think theyre just shoved up their bfs ass now that they finally were able to get one. I wasnt ever interested in her anyways tho I had a gf for the majority of our friendship.

>>82242325
Yeah, but you would if you could.

A lot of shady guys play the friend to try to get into their pants. It's an underhanded mating strategy. Become the friend, orbit, discredit other more masculine men as toxic possibly. I've seen it happen a lot when I've been close to some women that kept men around

>>82241604
I wouldn't be surprised

>>82240878
>Yeah anon I fucked chad last night and he had a dick this big
>how he ghosted me and I need to vent to you
>no, I won't give you any affection for being there for me and shit
>now you go to the incel board on the sharty and talk about how great having female friends is

>>82237520 (OP)
Yes.
Falling in love with your female "friend" and slowly watch her destroy her life, get in couple, and have a shitty relationship while you are here for her because you are clinically retarded for her at this point.

I...I mean, theoretically, not that it happened to me twice. No sir, not a chance.

>>82237596
It used to be important, because she would introduce you to her female friends, allowing you to meet other women.
But today... Good luck.

>>82243242
Well if u ever fucked a woman I'd tell her all about it to

>>82242842
>A lot of shady guys play the friend to try to get into their pants. It's an underhanded mating strategy. Become the friend, orbit, discredit other more masculine men as toxic possibly. I've seen it happen a lot when I've been close to some women that kept men around
I wouldn't say I'm doing that, I'd fuck any woman who'd let me that doesn't mean I only hang out with these women in hopes of getting a chance to fuck them. I'd take free money off anyone too but that doesn't mean I hang out with people in the hopes of getting free money

>>82243756
Anon, please, snap out of it, get some self respect

>>82243792
Women are nice and easier to be friendly with than men I think

>>82237520 (OP)
This chick I hit on rejected me but obviously decided I would be a good friend because she sends me a fucktonne of snaps where she bitches about other men and calls me 'one of the girls' while wearing a bath gown.

I don't give her much attention but I can't be too much of a cunt to her because we're in the same friend group

>>82243915
>calls me 'one of the girls'
Do I need to say something more?

>>82237520 (OP)
I had few female friends and it doesnt work. I befrended 6/10-7/10 chicks over outlook on the world or just some lesuire thing. I always stated that I wasnt intrested in them but in all cases (like 4) it ended in them being into me and them causing problems.
In one case with a girl from my uni we decided to try fuckbuddy relationship but we both decided against it after few weeks. I mainy caved in because I meet this girl for fun, drinking and smoking so it was just a matter of adding a bed to the equation.
Chicks cannot stop involving themsleves if you strictly want to be friends with them, its really bad, because suddenly you have a friend that is devasted because you dont want to be her boyfriend.
Legit one of those girl wanted me after I denied her few times, but she still wanted me to visit her in another country and she arrange everything to sleep with me in one bed. I wanted to sleep on the floor because i knew her antics and at this point just said fuck it, Im just gonna treat her as a younger sister. I cuddled her up like a big bro and just doze off momentarly each night. I dunno what was she thinking but she didnt contact me since then. Its pretty sad because overal i enjoy her and other girls company. She also had fun mom that was kindda filrty and milf, dunno why but older women stroke my fancy way more than younger chicks.

>>82243939
Another normie writing a fanfic about how he just wants to befriend foids but they all want to fuck him so badly so he is sad :(
Nigger you're on the incel board who do you think you're fooling

>>82243931
No.... It doesn't help that she saw me kiss my mate. We were just checking to make sure I'm not gay though. I mean we've checked before but we just wanted to be 100% sure ya know. My idea, not his.

>>82243931
I don't think this is necessarily an insult, women don't take offence to being one of the guys

>>82244079
Ok, go to your dad and tell him holes consider you one of the girls

>>82243956
Its not stricly an incel board you moron, its a neet board, incels become a thing like 8-10y after this board was already existing. Call me an oldfag, but normie im not.

i've never been too social but as a nerd i had my uses. my female acquaintances were the only ones who would ask for help with every little thing at school and at work. i didn't even simp or anything, barely talked to them outside of that, just helped and moved on. guys hardly asked for help, probably a combination of pride, competence and consideration.

you could say i got used but it wasn't really valuable time, i'll just say women do indeed keep male friends for pragmatic reasons. someone to fix their stuff, maybe even pay for something, etc.

>>82244351
Helping foids out and getting nothing in return, but disgust while they fuck chad. This is worse than betabuxxing

>>82237534
Have you seen what people here say about women?
Or do you just close your eyes when stumble upon such threads because it's an uncomfortable reality for you to accept that most people here (men) are far less capable of empathy than any normgroid man or woman?

Female friends are great, they remember your birthdays, buy you gifts, genuinely care for your wellbeing, try to set you up with other girls. If they have a boyfriend, they try to make you friends with their bf. They genuinely try to uplift you and keep you happy.

Meanwhile male friends? They need you to be their trauma dump sponge, but will also mercilessly mock you if it's socially beneficial for them. They always need favors from you but will come up with 1000 excuses the moment you need anything from them. The moment their dick touches a vagina, their interest in you as a person in their life will drop tenfold, you become a "plan B" for when pussy is not available. If you're not doing good, they resent you for ruining their image; if you're doing good, they resent you out of jealousy.

My only platonic female friends are online who I met in vidya and for whatever reason I just never developed an attraction to them. Yes I can listen to them talk about wanting to fuck other men and I think it's funny. The thing is that online trolling is a lot more fun with women along and also you can tell them your feelings about shit and it feels less gay. I've also had crippling crushes on women I've met online. Idk what the difference is. I think part of it was I never saw their pics until I had known them for months so by that really killed any chance of having a crush on them. The girl I did get a crush on, I saw her pics almost right away.

>>82237520 (OP)
I remember being 15 and putting up with this because I was ignorant on how women word...I bet this is guy is in his mid twenties

>>82237520 (OP)
I love female friends just because I like talking to women and am too autistic for a relationship. Most of them they're just Internet friends though

Well it sounds more humiliating to be a woman with a male "friend" who is always blatantly hoping she will suddenly become attracted to him!
what if he thinks she's plain lol
strawpoll.com/7MZ0kJ00Kgo

>>82237520 (OP)
Kek, all of you lonely losers would kill to have a female friend and would live through the humiliation and feeling cucked every day just so you can have your sprinkles of female attention.

>>82245432
We wouldn't, that's why we're mocking the guy

>>82245448
You you can't.
All of you are utterly hungry for female attention but even being friendzoned is a standard you'll never achieve.

Tell me anon, when was the last time you spent weeks daydreaming about your life together with some foid who did nothing more than smiled at you once an then forgot about you?

>>82245462
I had this foid, we were pretty close and talked and did stuff together almost everyday
One day she randomly gets a boyfriend and stop talking to me, then a few weeks later she tries to reconnect but I ghosted her

>>82245485
I was going to say that three weeks isn't that much for people who just got a relationship and are still in the honeymoon phase to sort of forget about everything else for a while but when you do stuff together almost every day that's weird and different yeah.

But yeah, some people do that; it kind of stinks.

>>82237567
lol this. i dont want to get friendzoned but i always get ghosted by girls. i dont get it. how are people even getting freindzoned

>>82245525
Well maybe we didn't hang out everyday, but we at least talked. When she got her loser bf she would respond like the next day and IRL she would act like I was bothering her.
I don't deserve to be treated like that, go to hell

>>82237520 (OP)
The kind of girl I befriend is not the kind of girl I would want to fuck so no.
I basically see my female friends as "one of the boys"

>>82245462
i am friendzoned by all the women at my work. i get invited out with them, they text me multiple times daily, i'm even in their girls only group chat. it's like i'm their pet or something. actually feels quite nice a lot of the time, but when they're around other men and seeing how differently they act, the reality of my situation is thrust into my face and i feel bad

>>82245632
You deserve better, stop simping

>>82245632
And yet you go on as I said.
Also how can one be friendzoned by so many people are you seriously in love with 5 people at the same time or something?

If foids are so awesome why aren't you talking to one right now instead of talking to evil men?

>>82237733
>I didn't fuck any of them because I genuinely wanted to just hang out and talk about books and stuff with these women, because I am a sperg.
I think you're a gay narc.

>>82245462
But I'm married?

>>82244207
makes sense, back when millennials were the newfags sex and relationships were so much easier to obtain than it is now for male zoomers. i've seen the sexual elements of that cybercore lolol IRC culture and it's a shame we missed out on it. either way it's just like quality housing, gotta be born at the right time

>>82245775
I'm not that guy but did you ever think some people just enjoy women?

>>82237520 (OP)
>Is there something more humiliating than having female "friends"?
having male friends
>hey bro you wanna play gamecube together until 2AM without even having sex?
No I don't.

Nothing made me hate foids more than seeing they treat random Chads better than their lifelong male friends who have dated other women. Its amazing you can know a foid for years she knows your exes and one night stands and yet she will show more respect to a Chad or black psychopath than you and cant comprehend how this is wrong

>>82246314
There's a saying "familiarity breeds contempt"
It also boils my blood seeing those close to me treating complete strangers better than they do me after all I've done for them
Fuck normies

>>82239267
>>82239215
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>>82238855
Is this some elaborate bait or is this retard genuinely this fucking stupid?

A friendship with women is, like any relationship, predicated on setting expectations and boundaries. In this case that means admitting to each other that there's no romantic interest, or if there are attractions, recognizing that it isn't going anywhere and being honest about that with yourself and each other.
From there it's easy to get along. In my case, I've always found my female friends somewhat attractive, but that's because I'm a fucking /r9k/ user... I got around it by jerking off and often feeling guilty about it.
I lived as roommates with my ex best friend, a woman, for several years. It was great while it lasted, she mostly had a boyfriend the whole time while I pursued a girl we worked with (failed). We could just chill, drink and smoke weed together and talk about our problems -- my unrequited love and her relationship issues. Having the view from the other side is valuable, especially since we weren't courting each other. She could offer me warmth and platonic affection, kind words and hugs, that kind of thing. There's a nice casuality to cohabitation without expectations, we could wander around in our underwear, make mistakes of forgetting to knock on doors, argue and make up.... at one point in a moment of weakness I took her crusty panties and used them to cum (turns out if they've got dried juice on them, you can lick and suck on them to re-wet it and it tastes just like you're really eating pussy) and she realized it when I didn't return them to her hamper fast enough, that was a huge argument but she understood where I was coming from eventually. And then because of that on my next birthday she let me relieve some of that frustration by letting me play with and suck her tits which was the best thing anyone ever did for me.

In the end we had a big argument over almost nothing, but the level of anger and resentment that got thrown out there was impossible to patch over and we called it quits.

>>82246392
You quoted more than one person there, but yeah THEY'RE the stupid ones.
What even is your issue with what you quoted? How is any of that bait?

>>82246486
You're definitely a roastie and definitely baiting. Here's your last (You)

>>82246498
Kek there are no women on this board you fucking newfag retard
If anyone says anything remotely positive about a woman, it's bait? Are YOU fucking serious?
Half of those posts you quoted are admitting that male/female friendships are a bit of a cope and that women can be awful. But that doesn't invalidate the points that were made-- women are easy to talk to when their attention feels rewarding, they're better friends than men, and you can actually be emotional with them. Nothing wrong with admitting that any of that is true, in their experience.

A thread like this is just trying to get robots to leave their comfort zone or try something new. Being someone's friend isn't being a cuck or doormat like the OP pic.

>>82243781
I'm not saying that you are, but a lot of guys do

I subscribe to three women on an onlyfans-like site simply for the friendship they give me over messages. It's like the women lovers itt say, they're cute and nice and sweet and it feels good to talk to them about whatever. Yeah, I'm paying for the privilege to do so, but I also get to see their porn so it's a win/win even if it's not helping my Madonna-Whore complex.

We don't chat every day, and I'm closer to one of them than the others, but it's my small source of happiness in the week. We talk about our daily lives, our struggles, I gush over their beauty sometimes and give detailed reviews of the videos they make (they're solo -only creators, I'm not a gay cuck). I know their birthdays and first names, they know mine. One of them is really busy during the week and doesn't even post much but we send dozens of paragraphs to each other at a time, and she updates me with vacation and food photos and everyday casual wear selfies... One of them I've sent actual snail mail with, that was fun. And another one let me go off-site with her so she could have the entirety of a birthday gift I was sending, and in return she sent me a perfect custom video that I was encouraged to download, and that was really special.

But it isn't the porn I really enjoy paying for, if it were just porn I wouldn't keep subbing. I'm there for the messages, the friendships, the encouragement and birthday wishes, the power that comes from supporting someone working hard and getting their support in return. It's beautiful desu

>>82247051
>I subscribe to three women on an onlyfans-like site simply for the friendship they give me over messages

>>82246467
>at one point in a moment of weakness I took her crusty panties and used them to cum (turns out if they've got dried juice on them, you can lick and suck on them to re-wet it and it tastes just like you're really eating pussy)
I...

>>82247059
>durr they're not actually writing you it's pajeets and their boyfriend
Don't even start, that's not how it is in these cases. The key to avoiding that stupidity is to not go after the biggest accounts. I "met" all of them when they had somewhat new accounts and before the bot thing had really taken off-- and if you can't clearly tell the voices behind a message then you probably are Indian yourself.
If nothing else, bots would exchange messages with me much more frequently, as it stands it's maybe once per week I correspond with one of them since they're all busy young women with real lives.

>>82237520 (OP)
yeah have your girlfriend cheat on you with her male friends

>>82247160
That's why you don't make your gf one of the bros

>>82247072
Don't knock until you've tried it, seems like decent advice to me since I never understood the whole "wrap panty around cock" thing.

>>82247160
I've never had a female friend talk so wantonly and almost braggadociously about her sex life to me. At most it was things like "god I just don't feel like shaving lately what do you think anon?" or "yeah I like guys like X"

>>82247170
I only met her boyfriend once

What's really stupid about this whole thing is that she's having you put in a bunch of work to do something that ultimately doesn't even matter to the dude trying to fuck her because obviously all that dude wants to do is fuck her stupid little pussy, mouth, and asshole. Don't waste your time teaching her shit about guitar. That is so fucking lame.

>>82237520 (OP)
So many years ago when texting first started becoming unlimited, like around 2008, I met this girl who was a friend of this other guy that I was good friends with at the time, and we would all start hanging out together, because she just got out of the military. So she wasn't around for the last 2 years that I knew this other guy. Anyway, we were all bowling and since texting for all of us just became unlimited, and we all had shiny new phones, with full keyboards, we were texting each other while we were bowling in between frames. And we thought it was funny because we were able to swear and say all sorts of shit that we wouldn't dare say out loud. But then it was a bunch of regular talk, I don't even remember because this is like 2008. She said something and then I said something then she said something and then I said haha fuck you. And then she hit me back saying no, you're not my type. She did not need to pre-reject me, but it's a sign that it's a girl that's had issues with trying to become friends with guys who try to then get with her. And once you understand, coming from their point of view, and you're not a little bitch, you can just move past it. I knew she didn't find me sexually attractive. Who would? I'm fat.

And then in the middle of 2009 I just decided to join the military since the Lexus dealership was really fucking with me, only paying me $12 an hour after becoming Lexus senior certified and master ASE certified with absolutely zero come back for the two years I worked there, and so put my two weeks in, served one week and they fired me and so I went with my friend to Chicago where we did a bunch of bar hopping and she was meeting up with some Old Navy friends of her own. That night we were sleeping on the floor and the room of this house of her friend, her and I were drunk and she started like holding my hand and we were just lying on our backs. And she made a move. I'm guessing because I was no