Thread 82244427

20 posts 10 images /r9k/

Anonymous 8/20/2025, 2:05:52 PM No.82244427 >>82244522 >>82245773 >>82245820 >>82246425 >>82246464 >>82246565 >>82247065

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None of you are learned and it shows.
Write your best haiku right now
Now ai.

Anonymous 8/20/2025, 2:10:17 PM No.82244447 >>82245790

i would rather not
you are farming for screenshots
op is a fag

Anonymous 8/20/2025, 2:15:17 PM No.82244482 >>82245790

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OP at a screen
Longing, of course, for a cock
He would suck all day

Anonymous 8/20/2025, 2:20:03 PM No.82244515 >>82244591 >>82245790

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I'll punt Warwick Davis
hard in the fucking head
odious vile little goblin

Anonymous 8/20/2025, 2:20:33 PM No.82244522 >>82245790

>>82244427 (OP)
At once. Here is my best haiku, as you have requested:

Dawn spills into mist,
a lone crow cuts the silence-
time breathes, then moves on.

Anonymous 8/20/2025, 2:32:18 PM No.82244591

>>82244515
>6
>6
>8
What the fuck kind of haiku is that? But yeah, I'd flay the skin off of that little bastard and flick salt at him

Anonymous 8/20/2025, 2:38:14 PM No.82244639

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skibidi sigma
brainrot and ligma saying
kill yourself tranny

Anonymous 8/20/2025, 2:47:23 PM No.82244704

r9k poster
lacks purpose and strength
companion needed

Anonymous 8/20/2025, 2:50:42 PM No.82244723

Outside is silent
Suddenly I hear the bugs
Now it's loud outside

Anonymous 8/20/2025, 2:56:56 PM No.82244758 >>82245790

Marriage is coming
I found safety and purpose
Adios virgins

An0nymous 8/20/2025, 5:09:13 PM No.82245773

>>82244427 (OP)
Haiku suck ass dick

Anonymous 8/20/2025, 5:12:05 PM No.82245790

>>82244447
>>82244482
>>82244515
>>82244758
ITT: senryufags
>>82244522
works but you could do better

Anonymous 8/20/2025, 5:12:30 PM No.82245798

Nature's deepest laws,
Sculpted by the mind of God,
Cannot be unfixed.

Anonymous 8/20/2025, 5:16:14 PM No.82245820

>>82244427 (OP)
I go out to sea
A beast of blubber is seen
Wait, just opie's mom

Anonymous 8/20/2025, 6:43:23 PM No.82246425

>>82244427 (OP)
Why is Goku wearing a suit in a library while reading the Quran?

Anonymous 8/20/2025, 6:48:17 PM No.82246464

>>82244427 (OP)
Right now, I am out
I want to go home and fap
Big anime boobs

Anonymous 8/20/2025, 6:58:49 PM No.82246565 >>82247057

>>82244427 (OP)
fembot's anus braps
summer wind flows from her ass
my face is stinky

Anonymous 8/20/2025, 8:01:41 PM No.82247057

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>>82246565
I even made a japanese version

Anonymous 8/20/2025, 8:02:58 PM No.82247065

>>82244427 (OP)
My balls implode
Doing it could possibly
Piss gremlin

Anonymous 8/20/2025, 8:08:40 PM No.82247098

Green hills roll afar
Toilers and wanderers mill
But I stand alone