Thread 82244921

Sometimes I seek out arguments with anons online because arguing with moids feels more engaging than being lonely, talking to no one.

Wait a second... Women... Crave attention...? You could've fooled me

>>82244921 (OP)
You could just peg me and then you wouldn't be lonely

>>82244977
How come not wanting to be lonely isn't such a bad thing even men do it here lul

>>82244987
I don't think I'd like pegging... sorry anon.
I hope you can find a 6'2 amazonian goddess to peg you though.

>>82244993
every girl has penis envy i know you'd love it

>>82244921 (OP)
oh yeah? well you suck!!!!

>>82245006
>every girl has penis envy
I don't think so, anon... sorry

>>82244988
But that's with other men. When it comes to women, unless we're actively having sex with them, or seeking sex, we don't care. Literally the other anon said "have sex me with me". He doesn't give a shit about you, he wants a hole to fuck, or in this case, wants HIS hole fucked, which makes him a faggot (pegging is gay)

>>82244921 (OP)
i seek out arguements on r9k because its related to my autistic interests of philosophy, veganism, artificial intelligence, or whatever it is im obsessed over. because otherwise id never get an opportunity to talk about these things

i like to bait people as well
like, write a long post about something, and casually slip in some infuriating comment like "anyone who eats meat is a pathetic animal abuser who should be ashamed of themselves". stuff like this gets people going and i get to talk about my favorite topics with people

and since i literally have no friends or family, its just 4chan and LLM chatbots like gemini 2.5 pro that will talk to me

haha

>>82244921 (OP)
do you ever win an argument? maybr get hot and bothered about how much you made the other anon seethe? imagine him pinning you down after losing the argument? asking for a friend, heh

>>82245199
>and since i literally have no friends or family, its just 4chan and LLM chatbots like gemini 2.5 pro that will talk to me
I get it, but this really isn't healthy... surely there must be a healthier alternative to seeking out fights on 4chan.

Anything you'd like to talk about now? I could maybe entertain your vegan rambling without having to be someone who is arguing with you lol

>>82245238
>do you ever win an argument
In my opinion, yes. I don't think most people here could concede that they ever "lost" though lol
>imagine him pinning you down after losing the argument?
I won though.
Stop being horny.

>>82245250
Hmm, I actually do concede most of the time. It depends though if I know I'm dealing with a shitposter.
>>Stop being horny.
No hahaha

>>82245356
>No hahaha
Okay, anon... guess I'll have to play in to it.

*Pins you down~*

*Drives a screwdriver in to your groin, piercing your ballsack as the liquid(?) Begins pouring out. *

*Tapes your limbs to the ground, immobilising you. I then take a hammer to your fingers and toes and start wailing on them, permanently making it so that you'll never use your hands again*

>>82244921 (OP)
>Sometimes I seek out arguments
Me too. But it's less about being lonely and more about mental exercise.

I figure the victory condition is either disproving their argument or making them as angry as possible. I usually do pretty good.

>the liquid
She's a virgin, go get her anons!!!

>>82245382
>I usually do pretty good.
That's the thing though... everyone thinks they do good

>>82245380
*Breaks free from the tape and teleports behind u*

*Grabs your boobies from behind with my mangled hands and fingers as the "testicle liquid(?)" leaks from my balls*

"Heh, nothin personell, nona..."

*Starts tickling your boobies*

>>82245402
>she's a virgin
How is that even indicative of being a virgin though. Even if there's no liquid in them, how would having sex have told me that?

>inb4 you'd feel them
Yeah and I'd still think there was liquid

>>82245411
See, even a guy thinks his balls have liquid in them...

>Grabs your boobies from behind with my mangled hands and fingers
No, you're not able to. You're disabled now... you'd be writhing in pain, you couldn't even begin to stand up. Even once you've healed, you're horny ass will never be able to grab boobs, sorry.

>>82244921 (OP)
if you want someone to talk to just say so, you don't have to start arguments

>>82245427
*As I'm tickling nona's boobies and she's unable to fight back, a new challenger approaches, mumbling some bullshit about how I'm breaking the rules and "testicle liquid(?)"*

"Heh, guess they don't know about my lack of pain receptors*

*Start tickling nona's boobies even more as the buzzkill keeps rambling*

>>82245242
>I get it, but this really isn't healthy... surely there must be a healthier alternative to seeking out fights on 4chan.
yeah, i think so too. i mean, theres lots of things that would be healthy for me, but i cant get them because im a fkn incel. what do you mean?

oh yeah, for sure. let me just anime waltz my way into a horny harem of sexy girls that will validate me
like, oopsies, i just casually forgot i can just shimmy my way to drowning in sex and love at my convenience

>Anything you'd like to talk about now?
hrrrrmm........
i dont feel inclined to thoroughly derail this thread....
so i guess just this?

why are 75% to 80% of vegans females?
how does that make any sense? veganism is about acknowledging that animals deserve moral consideration and practically moving in that direction. why would females care about any of that? i never understood that

>>82245441
That's not an argument though... people wouldn't want to larp an argument

>>82245451
>tickles
Even if you didn't have pain receptors, you're more disabled. Even without pain, you couldn't move your fingers anyway. You couldn't tickle me.

What are you on about, anon?

Your horny ass just can't do it, sorry.
Also why would you want to "tickle" me, that sounds like some weird fetish....

>>82245403
>everyone thinks they do good
Sure. But you can tell by the length of the argument and the verbiage used how upset someone is. Generally, at least. Sometimes it's just two trolls going back and forth.

>>82245380
>Drives a screwdriver in to your groin
God I wish that were me Not really though, being stabbed sucks

>>82245479
Yeah, but I feel like everyone here is upset at eachother when they're arguing. Both parties are usually malding on this site lol

>God I wish that were me
Skewers both your testicles on to the screwdriver like a kebab before ripping them off their upside down stems(?)

>>82245466
>Also why would you want to "tickle" me, that sounds like some weird fetish....
I dunno I assume tickling boobies feels good and overstimulating.
>Your horny ass just can't do it, sorry.
I can do anything I set my mind to, except getting a fembot gf. That's my one weakness.

>>82245501
I know people can't really tickle themselves, so I wouldn't know for sure, but I don't think breasts are even ticklish. That's just anime shit...
Then again, idk. You can't really tickle yourself well.

Even if they were ticklish, there's nothing sexual or overstimulating about tickling that spot in comparison to literally anywhere else, it's tickling.

>>82244921 (OP)
You guys are weird. Why not just post your discords and add random anons?
That way you don't even have to be wary of overstepping boundaries, because you'd share the same 4chan mindset.

>>82245499
>Both parties are usually malding on this site lol
That's what causes the funi

>Skewers both your testicles
Please don't, it was joke. I do not like the cock and ball torture, I get enough of that in my day to day life.

>>82245516
From my highly in depth research, breasts are some of the most sensitive non-genital body parts. And if not that, the nipples. And if not that, I'll marry you and get you pregnant and make them an erogenous zone (while pregnant.)

>>82245523
>Why not just post your discords and add random anons?
It's rare, but sometimes I talk to someone on here that I find very interesting, but we're not allowed share contracts on this board (I think)

>>82245534
>I get enough of that in my day to day life
How is that possible... do you work in the ball smashing factory?

>>82245414
You'd literally feel it and you'd see that there is no liquid, it's just a skin sack with two balls in it. The balls inside the sack move up and down depending on the temperature outside to ensure that semen survives, they couldn't do this if the sack was full of liquid. Here's a pic of balls from reddit for reference, notice that there is no liquid in the sack as the testicles are basically fully visible.

>>82245523
Theres nothing to talk about on discord. People want to have extremely powerful orgasms that would make an incel get suicidal ideations. Not talk to a screen.

>>82245552
Used to. US Army Now I stare at asphalt and overpay for home repairs.

>>82245545
>I'll marry you and get you pregnant
I'm black.
Also stop being horny.

>>82245454
that's what I'm saying we don't have to argue we can just have a nice chat

>>82245547
>we're not allowed share contracts on this board
Contacts are allowed, selfies aren't.
>Theres nothing to talk about on discord
Then add people on Steam.
>People want to have extremely powerful orgasms that would make an incel get suicidal ideations. Not talk to a screen.
Not everyone. I'd be more than happy to have more people I can send stuff to that I think is interesting.

>>82245575
Yeah, but what's inside the sack? Obviously the testicles themselves aren't that big, so what's giving them that shape?

>>82245588
>I'm black
And? You'll be my wife
>Also stop being horny
No

>>82245584
Please don't over-pay people... that's honestly so scummy.
Just because someone looks like they can afford it, that doesn't mean they can.

This is why I'd never feel comfortable going to a mechanic. I'd assume they'd just blow the issue out of proportion and take advantage of me.
You people shouldn't have any incentive to get more or less money out of a customer. You should just have a fixed payment that you receive from your boss.

>>82244921 (OP)
Yeah. These are the easiest fags to bait. Theyre all so autistic they cant help themselves. Like that type of pale little loner that was bullied non stop. You know if you poke just a little bit they go in the defensive and shit themselves in public. Like a board full of that fag that made sonichu.

>>82245616
No I mean the home repairs I need to get done cost way too much fucking money, but all the tradesmen in my area charge out the ass.

My job is to stare at a gate

>>82245642
Oh phew... I thought you might've been over-charging people.
>My job is to stare at a gate
Do you mind it? Lmao

>>82245655
>Do you mind it?
I hate it so fucking much. I wish I was doing real work. I hate sitting on my ass and staring at my phone or the ground or whatever. At this point I miss being screamed at by twice divorced alcoholics who don't know how to do their fucking jobs because I at least knew when I was and wasn't expected to be at work. Now I'm on-call even on off days and my shifts are anything from 12 to 15 hours.

If it didn't pay as well as it did I would have fucking quit already, but I have to make ends meet until I get through my upcoming application.

>>82245600
No, they really are that big.
There is nothing in the sack except the testicles. Men that get their testicles removed completely lose the sack with time, they become almost flat there.

>>82245642
...why don't you just do the repairs yourself?
What are we talking about anyway? Plumbing? Electrical work? Indoor/outdoor wall repair?

>>82244921 (OP)
Get a cat. Or some other thing that will give you attention

>>82245721
Entire bathroom needs redone. Had a mold problem when I bought the house, so I got about $20k off of the price. But then a pipe started leaking above the bathroom and the ceiling caved in, so now there's even more horseshit to do

>>82245758
That's literally just a weekend job. My preferred way of modeling a bathroom is by tiling ALL the walls (and floor), but you could just do the shower area.
You'll need quite a bit of equipment, but you can rent them at most places for few days (drywall gun, rotozip, laser level, tile cutter, angle grinder, etc.).
You got some pics of the place?

>>82245874
Nah, not with me. But the mold is bad enough that it got to the structural beams. I don't know how to do handyman shit, shamefully, as my only marketable skill is beating or shooting people. So I'm just biting the bullet and paying to have some professionals do everything.

Besides, if I fuck up I have to deal with it. If they fuck up, they have to take it out of whatever we agreed upon before it all started, or pay for the damages if it's bad enough.