Thread 82245203

Since so many of you are socially disabled (autistic), I've decided to offer some basic advice on social etiquette and reading body language.

Here are some things to say to women you meet in public to set a positive mood:

>Why the dour face? You should smile more.
>How's your period?
>Calm down, you're acting crazy. Are you on the rag?
>Do you have a boyfriend? Well, you can still score when there's a goalkeeper.
>Do you like Naruto and trains?
>You are breathing too loud.

And some things you can do:

If she leans away, its her way of leading you. Lean into her space to show her you notice her and she's valid.

Eye contact means she likes you. This is your cue to watch her body language.

Nonverbal communication is key. If she walks or runs in a direction, she's telling you nonverbally to follow her.

Because she's not facing you while she leads you with her, you have to make kind of a racket to let her know you're following her. Yell out, something simple and easy to understand like "I'm coming!" or just make some guttural groans as you gallop in her direction. Women like communicative and open men.
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>>82245203 (OP)
dumbass nigger kill yourself shit advice all autists hate you fuck off

>>82245203 (OP)
>Eye contact means she likes you.
I can't maintain eye contact, my eyes just wander around, usually down, but not to look at the floor Iook just a bit up and now I'm staring at their tits. How can I stop? Eye contact feels creepy to me, but they feel creepy with eye-chest contact.

>>82245203 (OP)
>>You are breathing too loud.
Kek, that's actually a perfect PUA neg. Imma try that one. Thanks.

>>82245203 (OP)
>how to get yourself arrested for sexual harassment 101
Autists shouldn't be approaching women. No amount of practice skinwalking as a normalfag is going to make them overcome the uncanny valley effect.