Thread 82245207

>tfw all your lifes boiled down to is being the fun fat unemployed uncle for a bunch of kids.

I do love em. but I don't know how I'm gonna cope with them growing up and realising I'm not as awesome as they think I am.

yea OP. i dont love my nephews or nieces at all so i cant relate. but i feel im trying to be typecast into the "fun uncle" by my family and i dont like it and wont have it. i see how that would depress you.

>>82245207 (OP)
>>82245320
>he doesn't want to be little Stacy's cool uncle

>>82245207 (OP)
Jesus you must be my brother from another bother, I'm completely in the same boat.

My 30s hit and I just ballooned up like a whale. It fucking sucks ass. I swore I'd never let myself get fat like this yet here I am. I was handsome once, you know?

>>82245207 (OP)
at least you're a fun fat unemployed uncle instead of just a fat unemployed uncle

Normies haven't yet realized how fucked and broken everything is and will ill prepare their kids for it, especially the boys. They're playing house in the beginning stages of a cyberpunk dystopia.
Once they reach adulthood, the kids won't know how to handle it. They won't know how to cope. If you think things are bad for the zoomers, it will be even worse in 15-18 years. They'll raise them and prepare them for a world that will no longer exist.
Being able to see the world for what it is and what it is becoming, and hopefully proving some guidance through it can be a calling for you.

>>82245207 (OP)
me but without the fat part.

why not commit some crimes, nothing is more memorable than the crazy uncle who lands in jail