>>82245705
Um don't you know semen is a metaphysical substance that can't simply be "cleaned off"?? Once semen touches something, that thing is PERMANENTLY marked by semen FOREVER. The only thing that can save you is Jesus Christ.
>>82245705
Yes?
No amount of cleaning can make a couch bland new. You can wash the cloth on the outside and think it's new, but the foam inside is permanently damaged by people sitting on it for thousands of hours, farts, dirt, insects, etc