Thread 82245806

How do you increase your SMV as a man? Give me step by step instructions.

Step 1:
Never use the term SMV again, anywhere. If someone asks you about it, pretend you don't know what it is.
This will be a 20% improvement by itself.

>>82245806 (OP)
I noticed my balding has progressed significantly today and so I put tinfoil over all of the mirrors in my apt

>>82245806 (OP)
have money
be funny

>>82245806 (OP)
Money money money
money
money money
money money money money

>>82245806 (OP)
Make your ego bigger

>>82245827
Is SMV a blackpill term? Do women get the ick if you say it?

Travel back in time, un-fail me.

>>82245806 (OP)
Just be yourself, women love guys that are yourself

>>82245806 (OP)
>That pic
>That retarded question.
You're a brown zoomer aren't you?

>>82245806 (OP)
most important thing: dont be autistic (its a death sentence)
second most important thing: you cant be shy or scared (also a death sentence)

look good
if you're bald the bigest smv increase is a hair system. you go from a 3 to a 6 in 1 hour. thats actually the single largest smv gain you can have
then the rest is typical looksmaxxing stuff
korean skincaremaxx
be tall
be hung (or do exercises to make ur penis larger)
be skinny/fit
dress like the male equivalent of the girls you like

dont be autistic (thats incurable and a death sentence)
be low inhibition
be extrovert
looking very handsome CAN help but i dont think its life-or-death

>>82245881
Yes to both. Women don't like thinking of themselves as being valued "like objects". If you use that term it sets off alarms in their heads unless you are such a gigachad in other aspects that they can overlook it.

>>82246074
>or do exercises to make ur penis larger
Are you talking about those weird pulls and pump devices and stuff, or do you mean like working specific muscle groups to change the appearance of your groin region

>>82246088
When you're saying 'weird' you're referring to your own emotional programming with the terms that you've picked up over time. Upon thinking about it at all manually you should be able to understand that the concept of pulling something to stretch it is pretty obvious.

>>82246088
no theres like penis pulling stuff that has been shown over time to make your penis biger. is a soft muscle

if those milenial funko pop having cucks can enlarge their earlobes, so can you with a penis and regualar stretching and exercise of it

if long neck people can do it for necks, you can do it for your penis. your dream of being hung are in reach! just google it!

i would be doing it but theres so much im busy with already. im fasting a lot and adding retin a and hydroquinone to my skincare routine and i need to do all this other stuff already, and im kind of lazy, ill get to it eventually, but im a philosophical large dick believer, and i encourage others do embrace large penisism and aspire towards it

>>82246100
I'm saying "weird" because the only people who say it works are people on penis enlargement forums and literally everywhere else that has writing or anecdotes or studies on these things either goes "maybe idunno" or "this does nothing" with the occasional retard screeching about how it'll make your dick fall off.

On the other hand though, I don't really have anything to lose, so fuck it.

>>82246107
>>82246088
>>82246100
Stretching skin isn't the same as stretching a penis, the sponge structure inside of dicks is incredibly complex and simply making it stretched out isn't what those exercises are doing.
The penis has hundreds, thousands of tiny valved "pockets" which fill with blood, and each one can only hold so much of it. The amount of blood they hold determines how big they inflate to, which in aggregate determines how big your penis becomes when erect.
The exercises (and devices) force more blood into those pockets than they can normally handle - if this is done too forcefully they'll rupture (obviously terrible and damaging), but there's a range beneath that point at which they'll be forced to individually overinflate just slightly. That is still stretching, true, but it's a "complete" stretch in all directions; it's not just a pull.
Once these pockets have this overinflation happen enough times they gradually adapt like every other part of your body and expect that excess blood as the norm. Once that happens, your dick becomes (marginally) larger, and you repeat the process for hours a day and months if not years in total for actually noticeable permanent gains. At that point, because the pockets are used to that increased blood flow, you no longer need the devices or exercises to get the extra blood in there, because your dick isn't resisting that quantity as it used to.

>>82246007
>You're a brown zoomer aren't you?
Close. White.
And how is it a retarded question?

>>82245806 (OP)
>get ripped
>get money
>get leg lengthening surgery
>get jaw implants
>get a hair transplant
>take finasteride and minoxodil
>become outgoing, charismatic, and extroverted
>be low inhibition
>go to parties, do drugs, do crimes, grope women, sexually harass women, become popular, and know other popular people
>get famous
If you are
>autistic or schizophrenic
>have a small penis
>have a major deformity or physical disability
>aren't over 6 feet after leg lengthening surgery
the only solution is a bullet to the brain and a taking another spin on the wheel of Samsara. I'm sorry but you're not going to breed in this life.

>>82245854
>>82245867
>>82246232
moneycels are the most pathetic type of incels
>I DESERVE to get a girlfriend because.... I OWN THINGS

>>82246292
Women like money. Women don't like broke guys. Of course you also have to be attractive to begin with or else you're just as pathetic as if you didn't have money. Even then at least money can get you hookers and blow.

>>82246311
>Women like money.
Women have money.

The only thing you're attracting as a moneycel is genuine gold-digging whores - the kind of thing that you pretend all women are and constantly warn men against.

Kids with no jobs and no money are dating back in middle school, min wage and welfare chads are plapping so much pussy that they don't know what to do with it.

>>82245806 (OP)
Just follow the basic normie advice:

Be sociable
have a sense of humor
dont be fat
practice basic hygiene

>>82246232
women dont give a fuck if you are ripped, also
>>82246311
if a woman dates you for your money, she doesnt like you for you retard, she likes your money

>>82246427
If you are Chad she likes you and your money. Rich Chad >>>>> broke Chad 100% of the time.

>>82246476
No one here is Chad

and again, women have their own money.

Why do so many zoomchuds operate as if they're living in the 1920s.

>>82246292
Women literally find a man more attractive if he is posing next to expensive shit lol. Like a dude next to an expensive car gets rated as more attractive than the same guy next to a normal background.

>>82246539
That sounds like something you made up on the spot just now.

and even if it's not

>gold digging whores on dating apps