Thread 82246679

When you die, do you want your body to be cremated? Personally, I want to be cremated. I want to be sure that I'm really dead.

>>82246679 (OP)
Why do you want to be turned into cream?

>>82246695
>Why do you want to be turned into cream?
>I want to be sure that I'm really dead.

>>82246679 (OP)
I want to be cremated and dumped into the ocean because the thought of rotting in a graveyard for eternity scares me. Put me in the water supply. Consume me and excrete me for thousands of years.

I'm having everything donated including my skin. Don't really care where it ends up but I guess I'd prefer it all being used for research.
Whatever is left of me will be ground up and made into kibble and fed to wild animals.

>>82246679 (OP)
I want my remains to be scattered into the bitumen asphalt of roads so I can haunt roadways and cause accidents by scaring animals into the road.
I'd also sit behind people driving at night and breath. Or change the radio stations to insurance commercials.

>>82246679 (OP)
Yes, I want to be cremated. All my loved ones were.
I doubt anyone left would want my urn, so I guess my ashes will be spread illegally at the local park, or some shit.
I don't think they'll travel 300+ miles to spread me (and my mother's ashes) in part of my family's ancestral homeland. Other family have my dad's ashes, sadly. I had hoped that we'd all be spread or perhaps interred together.
It would be nice if I had a park bench dedicated to me, and/or a small remembrance plaque at the local sport team's ground. Though I will be forgotten, and gladly so, as a NEETcel failure at life, it would be nice to have my name somewhere in lieu of an actual grave.