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Anonymous No.82247658 >>82247664 >>82247726
Hello robots.
Virgin robot went for an escort for a first time in his life.
My pecker wasnt impressed and it was a dud.
Utter humiliation as a man.
Had super attraction to this Latina like girl nice boobs plump ass. But my pecker retrieved. Anxious and defensive.
Whatever.
Waiting for a round two.

P.S. Fuck myself. What did i waited for a 10 years. Go fuck an escort man.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Another Fuck.
Anonymous No.82247664 >>82247685
>>82247658 (OP)
how much was it, what site did you use and how old are you?
t. fellow virg
Anonymous No.82247685 >>82247762 >>82247920
>>82247664
$19 for a 3 hours (Russia).
https://a.intimcity.golf
42M.
Anonymous No.82247726 >>82247833 >>82248390
>>82247658 (OP)
It's normal for a virgin guy to be so nervous during his first time that he can't get hard.
Anonymous No.82247762 >>82247943
>>82247685
>russia
fuck
uh privyet balshoy brat!
dont ask for more this is the most russian i learnt from playing tarkov and i probably spelled wrong.
why did you wait so long to fuck?
also does that site work in america and will you try again? im 24 by the way
Anonymous No.82247833 >>82247845
>>82247726
I know.
I had this in back of my mind.
And was ok. I lied on bed with an escort groping her tits and a pussy. And she was making faces. "Common boi fuck my brains out. " I was like i am sorry look at this sorry little guy, He ain't present.
Like a i sad whatever. I had more then enough cumming through all my lifie (i cummed 10000 times to porn whores). Yet it was revealing to chit chat with her, hot southern whore. pure sex. I said everything. I am a virgin. I am a loser. Whatever It Felt nice to group her plump nice tits (she had 5 kids? WTF!? pure sex girl she is was like oozing Sexuality)
Anonymous No.82247845 >>82248275
>>82247833
Bro the same thing happened to me the first THREE times I tried to fuck. I was on the verge of suicide lol. Dont give up!!!
Anonymous No.82247920 >>82247966
>>82247685
$19? That doesn't sound right


original
Anonymous No.82247943 >>82247966
>>82247762
>why did you wait so long to fuck?
No money.
I was like started to earn this kind of "wtf i dont care " money 5 years ago.

>also does that site work in America and will you try again? im 24 by the way
Its banned in Russia anyway. I connected via Tor.
Western wise. Russian whores are uber cheap. Go https://a.intimcity.golf and you will swim in pleasure, its Moscow city location wise..

OF course, Every gril is different. But man this Southern whore (Armenian i had Armenia Classmate 20 years ago .
Was a ridiculously good price/value ratio . Market side wise was on cheap side of a whores. But man. Prefect Latin (Armenian ) body. Smooth. Not a roastie pussy.
2 $ per hour? duuuuuuuuuuuuuude. Cum your brains out.


Fuck Fuck Fuck.
Only thing i regret i didn't joined game years ago.
Anonymous No.82247966 >>82248060
>>82247920
$19 is like 1500 roubles, according to some quora thread i was on 1500 roubles can get you a dorm for a month
>>82247943
man that sucks, try again bro! i can't go to russia that will be bad for me i wish i could.
im horny as fuck these days i might have to fuck an escort soon im getting depressed trying to do it normally.
Anonymous No.82248060 >>82248243
>>82247966
If you are in Moscow just fire up a.intimcity.golf
And swim and pleasure. Its up and down. Bu dude, even average trucker whore like i booked. Man. Fuck. Perfect whores.
There are no words to describe sort of a pussy of that 5 ft 5 i booked.
if you are seeking to cum your brains out and you have penis to do that. You will.
Anonymous No.82248243 >>82248376
>>82248060
man the prices are really good, if i go to moscow whats the chances of me getting a bring home gf that i pretend to marry but never do?
Anonymous No.82248275
>>82247845
>I was on the verge of suicide lol.
I am ascended beyond that years ago. If i would give a damn i would never leave my apartment.

But thanks for giving me head up anyways. Robots care is always appreciated.

P.S. I decided to live by samurai moto recently. There are reason for that. I will die soon. And i Am ok with that.
Anonymous No.82248376
>>82248243
>, if i go to moscow whats the chances of me getting a bring home gf that i pretend to marry but never do?
I am dying of laughter, In the second hour of our fruitless blowjobs she asked me teasing: Would you marry me? (yes i am clean and harmless looking boi )
I dont now what to say i am just dying of laughter.
She is Uzbekistan citizen and looks like she is up to everything to hook up to a real country.
Anonymous No.82248390 >>82248420
>>82247726
I have had sex with 6 virgins in my life (I am 44) and none of them couldn't not get hard
Anonymous No.82248420 >>82248485
>>82248390
uhhhhh seven?(burn after reading)
Anonymous No.82248485
>>82248420
no? 6.
Anonymous No.82249017
>You can fuck a 10/10 like this for only $150
Russians can't suffer