Thread 82249698

the shittiest times are the ones i feel the most nostalgic for since at least something was happening

My life basically peaked when I was 18. I remember being so anxious I would wake up with a belly ache and puke, and I was sick a lot. At least I had people I love in my life at that point.

Yeah dude I got captured by a demon and he imprisoned me in a converted basement suite. Im still there. Hes been ass raping me and punching me in the head.

This never stops btw. Its dreadful being 50 and reminiscing on being 40, which itself was long past the point of it being over.

>>82249856
Dude I am literally posting from a prison cell. A demon captured me. There is actually a magical demon in this reality. He is an ass rapist and has been giving me concussions. He said its moral to do that, because he named all the celebrities fake names. Vin Diesel is literally a joke about not owning a car. In diesel. V is like a graph symbol. Do you get it? Every single celebrity is like this. Alright I dont want to feel pain anymore.

>>82249698 (OP)
I do this with my childhood.

>>82249911
God makes a lot of car jokes. Theyre really funny for some reason. Literally every word that has the word car or Kar or qar or anything like that, is one of his car jokes. Alright but theyre just words, theyre not actually funny. I would beat the fuck out of him if I could, for making me learn his gay language just so he could enjoy me.