Thread 82252084

I used to shower daily and now I don't even remember the last time I showered. Probably like 3 weeks ago

>>82252084 (OP)
I haven't showered in 4 months, no brushing teeth in 6. I am ascending.

>>82252884
>no brushing teeth in 6
What the fuck? Brush your teeth, you disgusting fuck

>>82252884
Yet probably has no serious dental problems. Fuck my genetics.

>>82252939
Is brushing a psyop?
I haven't brushed in years and my dentist says it looks like I'm doing fine every time I go.

>>82252950
I mean, don't your breath stink?

>>82252884
>tfw no brushless fembat gf who lets me scrape the plaque from her teeth with my tongue as an after dinner snack

>>82252958
Yeah it do, but I don't go outside or talk to anyone anyway, so it doesn't matter much. I'm pretty noseblind to it myself unless I go out of my way to try to smell it. If I had anywhere to be or anyone I cared about not bothering with stinky breath I'd bother brushing

>>82252939
No, bushing is disgusting. I have a good diet, so no need for it.

>>82252084 (OP)
I have to shower at least once a week not because the smell bothers me but because my fine hair gets greasy and clumps together and it feels awful when it's not fluffy.

I twice went 20 months without bathing, because I hate it.
Now I just do it when dirt shows on my legs; so every few months.
I'm due a bath in the next couple of weeks and I am not looking forward to it.
At least I don't have to be as frequent in winter; I might make it 5-6 months after this next one.