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Anonymous No.82259160 >>82259173
Finally scheduled to get the mass on my neck looked at. I kinda hope it's cancer so I can finally die but also dying from cancer seems like it'd fucking suck. Idk
Anonymous No.82259173 >>82259286
>>82259160 (OP)
It's probably just a ton of cum. You need to jerk off more often or else it forms abscesses all over your body. I had one the size of a baseball on my face and the doctor stabbed it with a needle and it was just so much rancid cum leaking out we all vomited.
Anonymous No.82259286 >>82259301
>>82259173
I will never jerk off again. Too depressing and agitating. I will only cum again through sex or not at all.
Anonymous No.82259301
>>82259286
Make sure you wear a condom if you have sex. You don't want the nice lady you're fucking to develop cum abscesses. I see it all the time. Usually in the chest area, so much congealed cum sloshing around. It's so sad I know it must hurt.