Thread 82259817

Spa day ver.

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>>82241235

>missed out on shota love
>missed out on teen gay romance
>missed out on young adult gay love
>missing out on the adult love
>is ugly
This is terrible, I'm literally waiting for a when I'll get enough courage to kms.

Taking the threadginity with my loose bussy

>>82259836
A spa day would fix you
>>82259840
He looks happy

>>82259836
Love is a lie. The only thing that matters is sex

>>82259851
Yay he probably is

>>82259840
>>82259879
Disgusting trash mammal. It's probably riddled with filth and disease

>>82259890
That marsupial looks pretty clean thoughbeit

>>82259836
I want to kiss your forehead and make you feel loved and cherished

>>82259890
Umm possims are actually very clean

>>82259879
did that possum lose an eye? Poor thing.

>>82259897
>>82259909
Grubby garbage-stained possum fingers typed these posts

>>82259927
Yeah life is krool
>>82259929
Yay

Thank you for calling me a pretty little bunnymutt

Game visuals and design peaked with pixel art and everything those cretins did with this race to realism bullshit has ruined gaming landscape for years to come.

>>82259949
Reddit tier opinion how surprising

>>82259965
Reddit tier website thoughbeit

>>82257123
>He never elaborated

>>82259965
Cope dumb whore yay I'm correct and smart

Meow is pretty smart thobeit

I like dusk
Are you a dusker or a dawner

>>82260052
Meow is never going to fuck you thobeit

>>82260071
ok so? we're both bottoms

Waaah waaah where bunnymutt to fuck my fat cow ass teehee
I know he gets excited when I have a melty yay

Idk why gymdudes with gyno make a big deal out of it. Saw an ad and was thinking about it, your chest looks a but juicier and bigger because of that. Bro you don't need to buy a tank top for that, just let me suck on your nipples, it all good bruh, it helps

Dumb cat opened the window and got out after pestering me to get inside and sleep on the bed because it was raining heavily

happy sexday

>>82258545
Holy flip ruotsi hates apostle but not hue or meow meow spam yay or cuckbot trolling or...
What do we think about this brave take from everyone's favorite fileposter?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh
you have been muted for 2 seconds because your comment was too low in content

Discount James Charles really can't handle the apostleCHAD

I really need just an average white guy desu: not quite tall, not quite perfect looking, not quite genius, not quite exceptional, not quite the fittest, not quite too much to any side for a personality. And when I get that guy I will literally make the most to show him how good he is.

>>82260336
Why settle for less? Why an "average" white guy? Why not set your sights higher for a high status white guy?

>>82260336
Is 6'2 too tall?

>>82258923
While your bf watches?

>>82260350
Yeah, kinda getting too big here almost in the "too tall" territory
>>82260347
Because I don't want to and it's not a Cinderella movie and high upstate guy have their own networking dating enclosures

I have whiny bitch fatigue. Doubly so if it's retarded zoombies with no real issues.

>>82260386
I guarantee you would absolutely despise being around me for longer than five seconds, no matter how quiet I stayed.

>>82260385
>too tall
Damn... oh well.

>>82260405
Yeah but I hate being around most people so it doesn't really matter but you'd definitely would be making it worse with whining.

Red flag: he makes up his opinion after only listening to one side of the story, rushes to conclusions

>>82260414
We hate being around you too, even through the screen you're the bitch no one wants to hear of.

>>82260440
Nobody asked for your "hot take" and no one wants to hear it. Worthless insect.

>>82260066
Dusk. I like nightime a lot.

>>82260408
No dummy, I'm saying that you're getting there, tall yet not too tall yet unless you want me to tell you how big you are

>>82260438
^this^ sign of low IQ

>>82260466
You had it coming, your takes and thought no one cares about, yet you still post it and include in your worthless blogpost a lot. Just thought it would be helpful to give you some attention since no one else usually does. Don't croak yet, bitter grandpa.

>>82260191
He's a bitch boy

>>82260440
>We
For the last time the voices in your head are not real people anon

>>82260479
Everyone who cries for validation from anons here deserves nothing and should be laughed out of the thread

>>82260525
Didn't count those. Unlike you I still can still differentiate them without external help, retard.

>>82260479
Oh good you called me a dummy, that means I'm not quite a genius right?

Well I got my rice cooker and air fryer, now comes going to the store and actually getting things to cook with. Any bets on if they just sit in their boxes and I never open them?

>>82260512
>bitter grandpa
Tell me, does it frighten you? Place a chill in your heart and keep you up nights? That one day, your looks will also be ravaged by the sands of time, and you too shall eventually become elderly?

>>82260554
Uhhh perhaps, maybe I'll check it for a bf criteria
>>82260548
Fuck off and check into a ward psychopath, everyone could use a bit of approval every now and then

Approval from r9g is a pretty low bar

>>82260512
A righteous crusader, how original
>yet you still post it and include in your worthless blogpost a lot
Because I care about it obviously and last time I checked I am someone and *checks notes* you don't seem t be the official spokesperson of a general I spent more time than you've been alive.
>Just thought it would be helpful to give you some attention since no one else usually does
That's objectively wrong but also it's not helpful and I don't need it because unlike you I don't post to get validation or attention from faggots I don't even respect or like. I already explained this and don't like repeating myself.
Also I didn't make the post you responded to here so that's funny heh

Now kiss mwah mwah mwah

>>82260570
No. I don't think I will be that mental and stuck in about it. It's giving reddit, it's giving immaturity, it's giving Peter Pan.
>>82260619
This is so embarassing.
>you don't seem t be the official spokesperson of a general I spent more time than you've been alive
Sounds pathetic. Sorry you been washed up for so long m8.
>That's objectively wrong
It's not and you know it.
>I don't need it
It seems like you do.
>I don't post to get validation or attention
I'd agree with the first part since you don't get any but the attention part is plain untrue.
>I don't even respect or like.
It's evident, you are a bitter jaded pathetic rigid old rambling schizo and you can't stop to include that since you think it somehow makes you seem better.
>I already explained this and don't like repeating myself.
Allegedly, and yet you fail to keep yourself out of here begging for scraps. Which brings me to
>Also I didn't make the post you responded to here so that's funny heh
What's funny is that you have literally nothing else to appear special besides sticking a danbooru picture to be different from the rest since you're so insignifact and unimportant to this place that you've allegedly spent so much time in.

>>82260735
You're so learned and above it all. Tell us more about how you fuck Chad three times a day.

Why is ch*d capitalised, the country?

waaa i cant sleep and i gotta get up in 6 hours and my head hurts and i have no bf

What happens when Europe is rangebanned

>>82260735
>It's giving reddit, it's giving immaturity, it's giving Peter Pan
back to tiktok you go

>>82260877
Wake me up when India, Mexico and Brazil get rangebanned

kiwibros.. we're safe

Imagine if they let bunnymutt into kindergarten and he started making kids take off their shoes so he can sniff their feet

^
I'm really glad I don't know who the hell that is

It's better if you don't know

This gen was better when it was just bitter virgins, the attention whore drama stuff is for the lgbt gaygen

>>82260735
>It's not and you know it
I wish it was like that as I'd prefer to be left alone actually
>It seems like you do
I really don't. But I do like arguing over pointless things so here we are.
>I'd agree with the first part since you don't get any but the attention part is plain untrue
You seem to be slow upstairs so I'll just say that there is a difference between motivation and outcome. Nice try tho
>It's evident, you are a bitter jaded pathetic rigid old rambling schizo and you can't stop to include that since you think it somehow makes you seem better
Only like half of that is true, I don't ramble as my thoughts are usually posted in short form and I'm not a schizo either etc etc
>and yet you fail to keep yourself out of here begging for scraps
I'm not trying to leave + you really don't seem to get that there exists other motives for posting that aren't waaah gib attention waah :(
Ask yourself this: if I wanted that attention would I be making boring blogposts about mundane things and shitposting random thoughts or would I be making posts that bait interactions in many ways you can do that?
So please stop projecting at me tnx
>What's funny is that you have literally nothing else to appear special besides sticking a danbooru picture to be different from the rest since you're so insignifact and unimportant to this place that you've allegedly spent so much time in.
Lurk more or something. You're talking to the founding member of the gaygaygay.
Also the pics are just because this is an image board and I think everyone should post images to fully utalize it (preferably when relevant, doesn't apply to pics I don't like yay) and 'booru happens to be a good place todind pics. All there is to it but I like your conspiracy theory more tbdesu

r9g hates personalities and drama but reinforces personalities and rehashes drama every day

its because a large % of posters are bottoms desu

gays on 4chan are the biggest fucking normie mother fuckers on the entire internet
and nobody gives a fuck what you think

real anon suck my dick and doesn't care about any of this shit *slurp slurp slurp* that's anon choking on my penis

>>82261177
You managed to get half of that right. Congratulations

My fat neet stomach hurts and my leg is bothering me tonight. Hope I'm not entering another pain phase on it because those are horrible.

Do people really hate tankie that much? Damn

>>82260923
what's wrong with Mexico?

openfront train update released

>>82261630
There is a character limit, you know.

Fat neet shower time even though I don't really wanna. Need someone to just take the hose to me outside.

the boy i like went offline how do i cope with the sadness

wtf i was in the fucking niggerapostle thread for hours

who openfront w/ me

>>82259836
I would make up for 4 of those by snuggling up to you, could you move the computer screen out of the way for me?

wake up beeple (bee people)

i'm awake and wanting a smelly bf

>>82261683
i am a professional hoser trust (not canadian)

>>82262320

too late as I got off my ass and showered, now getting ready for bed. I have stores to visit tomorrow and hopefully in the morning so I don't get fast food.

Would stinkfag date an Indian?

>>82262351
i mean, why not?
its not like either one is anything to scoff at

A benefit to having a depressive episode is that once I get my energy back cooming feels like the best thing ever again.

>>82262351
if they speak english properly in either american or english register yes probably

Should codpieces make a comeback?

Everything from pre-enlightenment should return

when you're dying in openfront and you betray an ally to give them your land faster than the other meanie invading and they send a heart emoji i get a virtual crush on them

you mean alsace lorraine ofc

>>82262742

using a B for the eszett drives me crazy, use ss instead.

Damn i guess Im gonna put my booty on the orange black app. Any tips/advice before I go in?

>>82262800
No one asked you, rabid Hun!

Yes, I'm a gay zoomer. Yes, we exist.

Playing with a fidget spinner while waiting for the truce timer to end

the bf has been killed, you have my IP

Every morning I shave and cut the shit out of myself doing it. Blood flows. Feels good to be a man. I fee like Roman doing it. VIR.

>>82263130
but zoomers are massive faggots, takes one to know one type deal.

all the best writers today make new identities constantly, and thus it appears everything good is written by random people in one-off things. if aristophanes were alive today, he would wear just one face? i dont think so.

>>82263404
who are the best writers today

The internet is the best invention in human history, primarily because artists of all kinds, all over the globe can basically immortalize their work on it.

randomly placed generatioanl boundaries are an attempt by the eleetz to create permanent division even as other barriers fall away. i heard rogan say that. or maybe jon stewart?

>>82263412
ken m and me now that alice munro is dead

Too many uncs entered the thread just now

also neil ciciriega, its a well kept secret but he makes like half of all memes and doesnt tell anybody

>>82263431
now sonny boy you best listen to your elders alright. now run along little scamp.

sometimes i get overwhelmed with memories and my low station in life in general and i just lay down for hours in thoughtloops and imagined conversations that always go wrong and i want to scream but i can't seem to make myself so i get intense pressure in ny face and neck and jaw and it gives me terrible headaches and i want to commit suicide. is this a diagnosable malady

>>82261630
absolutely nothing! which is why nobody ever leaves it! mexicans pray everyday that thanking jesus that they are were born in mexico and the mexican government has had to spent muy pesos to keep illegalas from coming across their bordero on either side, if anything their problem is they are too successful!

>>82263688
ain't that jus de preshun?

my balls ache

i feel like a lot of you are faggots is this true

wtf? this is news to me

>>82263804
if you need to cum you may use my face

I am fasting today. Lets hope our fast for peace works!

>>82263821
nope, just manly straight men who like banging or getting banged by other men, nothing homosexual to see here nope no siree straight as can be!

Is this gay chat

i smell like masturbation

Alright who here wants me to take their virginity

me me me mee mee me me

I gotchu. Wya senpai? And who is bottoming

i'm bottoming ofc

>>82264117
Sounds good senpai
drop the location

shaved my genitals for the first time last night and everything feels different. i can feel my balls touch eachother in total bareness

just loads of coal in this thread today, i hope it can get better

/r9gay/ brimstone manufacturing co.

mmmm i love coal i love burning coal i love coal smoked cheese mmmmm

>i love burning coal
subtle meow post, love it

I sure hope I don't have a coal day
Pans to the coal day factory

a nice muscular asian guy will fix me one day

>>82264781
>compared to meow
suicide is the only method left.

burn local

Would any of you let your bfs sniff your hole and lick and eat it if he asked you out of the sudden?

My boogers are dry and peppered in blood

>>82264889
I'd be apprehensive to it, though if it's something he cares about a lot and it really turns him on, then I'll let him when I'm sure I'm spotless down there, as a compromise.

Did you see that zesty icon Nas catwalking the streets of LA

I love that these threads are anonymous because saying embarrassing shit is not on your record unless your writing is recognizable/you use certain images a lot.
But even if you do get recognized you can simply change it up.

I NEED MY BUSSY FILLED HMMMGGGGG

>>82265011
you are recognizable

>>82265031
recognize this dick bitch

I was explaining to someone here how the only reason I consider bottoming is because Im prisongay(denied pussy my whole life). Then they said prison gays cant be bottoms, what the fuck is the logic in that?

Really wiah there was a boyfriend around, one that would need to hear how good he looks and how nice it is to take care of him

>>82265025
i hate the word bussy, it doesn't make sense as women have assholes as well it is not a gender specific feature, so the b prefix is not required or logical. you would just refer to the asshole with a male pronoun.

I find "bussy" to be a meme word so I'm indifferent to it.
not a word I use myself tho

>>82265390
Wish I had a cute guy to fill my bussy

>>82265610
You sound like a prisongay. Bussy. Is a sexy and hot word. When I say bussy i think of a hot thick load of cum inside an ass. Extremely hot.

>>82265683
But that is not what it defines. bussy refers to a buthole of a man which has nothing to do with a pussy. Hell, using the word bussy is equivocating a mans asshole to a womans vagina is arguably much more prisongay, as you can only theorize the concept of gay sex through the medium of a vagina being part of a man, whilst it is an inherently female body part.

bussy is gross and cringe

bussy is negrospeak lmao

>>82265790
>>82265805
Stop same fagging

>>82265774
You sound like a prisongay who is just mad he doesnt have access to bussy

>>82265774
I would argue that bussy is much more beautiful than pussy, so thats not prisongay at all

I associate the word bussy with those fags who are worshipping of blacks (and mexicans), obsess over rupaul drag drama and think white straight people are all born innately evil and deserve to be second class citizens because of it

>>82265876
You just sound like a /pol/ chud incel who happens to be a fag

Anyway im about to shave my bussy might post later

genuinely if you cant comprehend why associating the male asshole to pussy through the use of the word bussy is much more prison gay than disliking the word bussy, then even i shall give up and accept that you are somehow more retarded than me.

Apparently I hit the nail on the head

>>82265895
>>82265896

You are just being a prude. How old are you anyway grandpa? Bussy is common slang with zoomer gays

>>82265912
Fuck off back to Xitter

>>82265912
i dont know the second lad is not me, but i hate a lot of the zoomer words. purely for their bad logic like goon is another shit one. though maybe you are right and i am getting too old. a shame.

>>82265917
Yeah you are definitely old. Im 21 so you know I dont get upset over harmless terminology. Maybe you should also try having sex

>>82265919
stop letting this little xitter faggot overtake your mind
pathetic
faggot needs to fuck off back to xitter and go worship his black gods there

>>82265933
>should try having sex
>on the gaycel thread
bit optimstic of an outcome all things considered isnt it, i mean if you have you oughta leave right here and now not that any of them do.

man, coal factories working overtime!

>>82265994
make your own beautiful post then anon. it will be the most blessed gemerald and save the thread, causing everyone to have their fbf manifest into their bedroom and 2000 in cash.

>>82266012
im good with complaining thanks anon

>>82260371
Yes. Absolutely.
>>82263923
Yeah and hideous. He needs a haircut.
>>82265912
Bussy is a hideous word even if it is common with zoomerfags. You're a man. You don't have a pussy.

Bussy is just funny. No one really uses it seriously

>>82266022
>Yeah and hideous. He needs a haircut.
i dont think its too bad, his hair could do with some scrunching or something similar but for the love of all fuck he needs to move that shit out of his face it looks terrible
i have no idea why so many femboys do that when it makes them look retarded

>>82266079
You'd be surprised honestly, Anon. So many people do truly use it seriously and I can't think of anything that makes my penis shrivel even more.
>>82266087
It needs styling and cutting, The thing with long hair is it still needs cuts to keep it looking good while maintaining long hair. Not sure why femtards do the hair in the face thing either, probably to hide their hideous faces thank god.

I hate the word bussy because it feminizes gay men. I am a man, I take it up the ass, not a 'pussy' of any sort.

how come everyone starts agreeing with me as soon as i look away bloody schrodingers opinon

>>82265889
Please don't I like it more than there's a but of fuzz there /(T_o_T) at least shave the hole keep some hair on your buns

>>82266022
>>82266174
some men have vaginas and "bussy" could be used the best to describe their privates. boy pussy.

>>82266221
>some men have vaginas
Says it all really, men don't have vaginas they have penises. Anyone who believes otherwise is retarded.

>>82266221
>some men have vaginas

lolwut? No they don't. Miss me with that tumblr talk. we hate trannies here and pooners will never be men.

>>82266229
>>82266237
you can keep being chuds and live in you stuck up world, many other gay men would agree that yes some men are born with bussies and are men.

>>82266279
i dont want to sound cliche and all, but you know what board you are on right? lgbt is down the hall a bit they probably agree with you

>>82266279
Then they're mentally retarded and I wouldn't want to associate with such people. Men don't have vaginas, pooners aren't men.

>>82265949
>mentioning blacks out of nowhere
Something you want to tell us anon?>>82265962
I am just messing with you fellow fagcel, Im also a virgin, though I do plan on getting plapped soon.


>>82266022
Im a fag and im bottoming so im basically being used as a girl. Im gonna shave and wear a skirt when I get fucked. Honestly thats the bare minimum for a bottom

>>82266427
Yeah but you're a man. You still have a penis and balls, you were born a man and will stay a man.

>>82266480
And I agree. I identify as a man in public. But in the bedroom i am definitely not a man, its not manly to get your asshole pounded while you wear thigh highs.

how often does everyone think about suicide? i spend most of every day obsessively thinking about it and have for some years now.

>>82266493
I should also specify I am verse but specifically bottoming is much easier to get sex with. So its more like a desperation thing

>>82266508
by itself not much but it really comes to me when i think about committing a mass shooting
ill never do it, but its fun to think about blowing away the face of whoever i hate

>>82266522
lad, i genuinely hope someone is pretending to samefag as you because otherwise i feel like this proves my point about the word bussy being used by prisongays even more.
>>82266508
At minimum once a week, on worse days i can probably spend over an hour thinking of it.

Meow where husbie yay.... Need husbie.... Am will die if no husb waa.

>>82266559
Least violent thought having bottom.

>>82266570
I was told I cant be prisongay because Im bottoming.

>>82266588
i dont know maybe i am wrong on this but i feel like you can be prison gay and bottom still/

>>82266601
Well Im unsure now because the anon said only a genuine faggot would ever consider being a bottom. But anyway I dont feel I am prisongay, I just want to feel the touch of another human being

>I just want to feel the touch of another human being
>Despite me not being attracted to them and being forced to do those things with men
>I dont feel I am prisongay

>>82266657
Im attracted to dudes. I genuinely do feel like being deprived of healthy relationships with women and having a bad childhood and other factors contributed to me being a fag yeah. I dont think homosexuality, at least in modern society, is 100% natural. Most people here also seem to have also bad childhoods or have dealt with neglect or abuse. Also Do you fully believe you can only be a fag if you are born with the fag genes? I think thats retarded

Let me explain further. Homosexuality is around 40-60% genetic. That means other environmental factors can cause it. Do you understand that its possible for people for encounter events in their life that causes them to be more gay?

Idunno, the first time I saw bodybuilders my penis kept getting hard and I didn't know why.

I've decided I'm no longer gay yay I'm not straight either but I just don't care anymore

well I got a small 2lb bag of brown rice, wtf am I supposed to do with it? Just eat it plain, add stuff? If so what stuff? I also have no idea what to use in my air fryer.

>>82266720
>Do you understand that its possible for people for encounter events in their life that causes them to be more gay?
yes, if they are prison bishits and have no choice or do it because of boredom and "discover" it later in life
gay =/= deprived of relationahips with women and having bad childhood and forced to be attracted to dudes out of desperation

>>82266775
why dont you start Finland Opossum Society

>>82266493
whatever a man does, a man is doing it

>>82266818
Being attracted to dudes is literally homosexuality. Thats the only condition that matters. Desiring gay sex is homosexuality. Desiring sucking off a dude is homosexuality.

>>82266888
not when it's done performatively by someone who can't be genuine about it and unable to be themselves about it, then it's a charade and a ruse

>>82266808
fill up little bags with it to make diy beanbags and then throw them at people with sunburns

>>82266808
throw some stuff in there like cooked meat, vegetables, seasoning, butter etc.

>>82267015

that seems like a lot of work, I was told rice was easy to cook. Remember I am extraordinarily lazy.

>>82266573
don't worry meow, he's waiting for you out there somewhere.

all the normies are out partying sad!

It's a little early for the weekend night deadtimes. Not sure what everyone is doing.

>>82266174
I really hate it when bottoms call their assholes pussies. It's really fucking disgusting. I'm gay, I like men. I don't want to think of pussy when if having sex with a man

I wish sexual submission wasn't so often inseparable from femininity. Most degredation porn for men has to do with feminization or sissyfication and it sucks.

>>82266427
>im bottoming so im basically being used as a girl
No, you're a man getting anally fucked. If you were being used as a girl, you'd be a girl. Why are you even gay if you have to insert heterosexuality into your gay sex

It should be considered manly to take it in the ass, after all that hurts and hurting yourself is manly, right?

>>82266703
I don't believe homosexuality is totally natural but it doesn't really need to stem from suffering either

i hate the concept of bottom and top, weird shit, who of you came up with it

>>82267277
If it hurts, you're doing it wrong

>>82266840
Why would I gloo

>>82267289
I just use the term to describe the physical role you play during sex because it's useful. I really dislike the hetereddit psyop that the bottom is a girl though

>>82267295
but using lube is for PUSSIES, in order to be a man you have to make everything 10x harder for yourself.

>>82267041
Just throw it all into one boiling pot, that's what I did.
I threw rice, vegetables, and chopped up chicken breast into one pot, strained the water, and had a meal.

>>82260191
I will address this one time and one time only
I don't like or dislike hue, I find his posting style to be a bit annoying but it's also kinda an anon falling into argument with him for the 10000th time, but every thread he starts spamming in quickly becomes unreadable. Meow is fine, used to be worse (don't tell meow I said this) but I never really hated meow. I feel the same way about cuckbot as I do hue.
But Apostle? You can tell he is genuine, he isn't shitposting and he isn't trolling. And acts like the smartest person in the room, constantly demanding attention from a place where he is clearly not welcome, spouting blasphemy and hatred but claiming to be a good man. He is a classic example of a Christian who judges other with scornful eyes but refuses to apply that same judgement to himself. Truly deplorable.

>>82267382

that requires me to actually do food prep. My meals are just me throwing whatever meat I bought into the skillet and cooking it as is.

>>82267383
>You can tell he is genuine, he isn't shitposting and he isn't trolling.
Apostle is a larper, he posts like a zoomer who found out about Christianity from TikTok

>>82267382
(I doubt I have to say it, but you have to cook it for like 10-15 minutes first, just be careful to not set the heat too high)

>>82261177
A good percentage of r9k is just failed normalfags who got bitter because girls don't worship them. Manchildren basically. R9k used to be a place for mentally ill individuals and outcasts, but not really anymore.

>>82265610
I hate autism so much

>>82266022
You have horrible taste you duckliped plastic looking midget. That guy has perfect hair and looks great. Also it's not gay.

A big problem with 4chan is that people fall for bait way to easily these days and people are too stubborn to let go. Is it really worth your time to argue about a singular world for multiple posts? People need to realize that having an opinion doesn't mean you need to say it. There are times when it is more advantageous to stay silent.

>>82267482
it would also be a case of trolls trolling trolls as well. Anything to pass the time.

homosexuality is an epidemic

>>82267493
You cannot troll a troll because a trolls purpose is to argue with you. Engaging with the troll only draws the conversation further in their direction. A good troll does not get mad or actually want to argue they just wanna waste your time.
I know because I am an expert ragebaiter.

>>82267221
Oh no thread isn't going at 100000 mph whatever will we do :(

can you scratch my balls

>>82267472
Better looking than that though!

>>82267654
Who? Because you're not. And very few men are, he looks gorgeous and you have horrible taste in haircuts.

>>82267508
Ruotsi #exposed

>>82267665
Each to their own. Femboys only last a certain amount of time anyway before becoming hideous troons. Being a tranny lover says enough, I'll stay enjoying REAL men.

>>82267677
If you keep recognising my posts when I am not avatarfagging we're gonna have to get married

Cat getting inside your room, climbing on to your bed, getting comfy and falling asleep purring restores your energy like nothing else. Today felt like Friday and Saturday rolled into one. But we soldier on.

>>82267688
Only if you never take off your socks

>>82267592
*eats them instead*
Now what?

>>82267684
I don't disagree with that, everyone knows twinks are where it's at.

>>82267693

My kitty with cancer does this every night, she has kicked out the other cat that used to do that. The thing is I'm nervous I'll crush her in my sleep. The other cat would move off and lay to the side eventually but not this one.

>>82267702
You know me so well. Should we start planning the ceremony already?

>>82267711
And yet twinks are still men

>>82267693
my cat does the thing where she claws at me for 10 minutes and it hurts but i dont have the heart to stop her

>>82267704
*eats your balls*

>>82267723
Men are better than women, never disagreed with that. Imagine not having a penis.

just watched a video where a beta bob settles for a used up roastie who just wants to leave him with half his money to chase Chad again in a few years. Being straight is GRIM right now.

I hope my twink fbf has cute feet that he isn't afraid to use on me

The fact that no one pointed out my obvious hypocrisy in my post or the flaws in my argument really speaks for this general. NONE of you are bf material.

>>82267482
welp, when you dont have anything better to do might as well. gives you something to do for a bit before you get bored or win the argument.

>>82267855
>win the argument.
Oh anon

>>82267855
>anything better to do
simply play turtlewow...

>>82267863
I'd rather play carrot Minecraft

>>82267913
you arent doing that though so apparently you wouldnt

I thought hedgehog minecraft was official minecraft of r9g

london Minecraft

Sometimes you thrive, sometimes you suffer

>>82267794
Any time I see a straight married couple where the man is clearly exhausted mentally, I thank the universe for making me gay.

>>82267980
I know right, heteros and bishits are so pussy crazed it's insane. Dating is fucked for everyone but for them it must be like walking on egg shells above the lava of self disrespect.

>all this damn shaving
Being a femboy is so hard

i will never have a bf

>having to put in all that work because the straggots get disgusted if they see a little hair on their smooth femboy/twink

Why do you let yourself be abused like this?

>>82268216
Become a femboy, or at least find a femboy

>>82268219
i mean its still fun to fan dress up and its the easiest guaranteed sex ever. Also I like the idea of being a lonely incels first time. If they cant get a gf maybe they would feel better about using me

my family is making me wake up early to go on some fuckass road trip where they'll tell me to leave my headphones at home so i can hear my retarded cousins bitch and cry for like 95% of the goddamn trip

>If they cant get a gf maybe they would feel better about using me
yikes talk about worth here

>>82268339
To be fair bottoming in general is more so altruism, the top is receiving much more pleasure than the bottom most of the time, so I dont think thats a crazy statement

Todays sauna movie was nice and I got compliments on my new hairdo yay

>>82268378
Who were those big bulky muscled up perhaps colored men that gave you compliments today? Any of them had a BBC? Did they compliment the softness of your bussy?

>>82268400
Whats with your obsession with BBC anon?

I'm not the perfect bottom, but I had a tingle to shave my body today too. Been some time and pubis looks a mess, too good my butt is not that hairy naturally.

>>82268416
It's what the finnish whore gobble on, they are big and thick and veiny and look like tasty smelly chocolate bars and cow whores pussy was made for BBC breeding

i just wanna kiss and hug and cuddle

>>82268400
No they were my friends both are white

>>82268451
Are they cute? Did their BWCs flare up when the saw you looking pretty?

>>82268471
I'm not into em and I don't stare at their cocks

>>82268437
why do black men like fattys so much

>>82268496
something something african famine

>>82268494
Stupid whore they might be into you and stare down when you turn around and bend over

>>82268514
I don't care I'm not into them

>>82268496
Cause when they got off those slave boats, and saw those Victorian asses jigglin and titties bouncin like it was a season of the Crown, tall wigs, thick muskets, they was blown away. Never seen bodies like that until they landed in the Americas. Never seen big ass juicy nobilititties

>>82268518
NTA and I'm not the perfect or attractive even bottom, but I had a guy or two that were in interested in me (for whatever otherworldly reason) that I wasn't initially very keen on, but after spending time and seeing them they've gotten more cuter and charming over time. Btw how are you meow and where've you been? I was away for a month and only remember you going somewhere for a period of time and you got back here before me.

>>82268574
Yeah but they're my friends and one is straight and the other is another bottom. They're epic but I'm not into them that way. I'm doing alright, my studies begin after next week

I want to taste a boy's skin and burn his flavour into my mind and maybe also drink his blood and swallow his spit a little is that okay?

>>82268607
swallow my pee?

>>82268611
Nah that's no good and not intimate enough.

>>82268619
eat my smegma?

>>82268623
Don't you know how to clean yourself?

>>82268629
would you eat my boogers...

>>82268633
I wouldn't want to eat your anything you seem like a very unclean individual.

>>82268598
Yes, just saying, didn't mean it to sound like you should go after them, escepially during your next term unless you're finishing your degree. But what the fuck did you mean by "another bottom"? For some it's a dream to date another bottom.

Im a bottom I would eat your smegma desu. Sounds hot as fuck. Where are you

>>82268607
Happens to all of us sometimes.

I NEED TO GET FUCKED FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME

>>82268675
somalia
>>82268689
great youre halfway there, now keep that attitude and go to a gay bar

>>82268670
Meaning he wants a top, preferably a really masculine one. I wouldn't mind dating another bottom since sex is scary

>>82268717
Bars are too scary. I want to find someone without the social interaction. Grindr seems like the logical next step i guess

>>82268742
I don't mean to blow your bubble, but it's not like two bottom can't have sex.
>>82268761
I do too. Wish a preppy guy would just come out of the smoke before my house and tell me we're doing on a date.

My love language will be salads when I meet my future heart forever and ever and if he fails to make one that blows me away I don't think we'll be an item for long

Why is there no gay tea app

All these threads kinda suck

Thinking about playing DS1 again but last time I played the capra demon's area made me wanna execute myself.

thinking about poop

>>82268803
Jonah noooooooo

I've only ever played DS1 and none of the other games. I feel anxious to play them because they take so long and the amount of options feel overwhelming. Wish I had a bf to guide me through it.
Unfortunately nothing that is easy in life is ever profitable.

I am scared of everyone and everything yet then bitch to myself about being alone always and doing nothing. I hate hypocrites and i am one. I wish i could just accept gaycel solitude but i dont. it is pathetic.

Go live on Mt. Athos

Why would I wanna live with the greek gods?

What's the cutest/hottest accent for a guy to have? I vote russian or french.

esl accents are a turn off

How come r9gays is so slow on a friday night?

>>82269006
you're slow on a friday night! that's right i bet i can beat you in a foot race. readyGO!!

>>82269052
Ha think you can outrun me? Well my trusty compatriot baseball bat has something to say about that.

>>82269057
me on the right. passing you on the right. on your right, passing on your right. watch out i'm passing. passing you.

Breaking ruotsi's fragile kneecaps with an aluminium baseball bat

>>82269077
I choose not to participate in this meaningless activity therefore you have not bested me in any regard, so I WIN.
>>82269086
I'm too strong for that. You could never defeat me.

>>82269101
okay well just so you know i've done kung fu training to strengthen my shins for impact. some people in taekwondo and muay thai break baseball bats and banana trees with kicks as a flex so just be careful with that ok. i broke a bicycle frame with mine once

CAW CAW *fwoop*

>>82269124
Good to know anon I'll keep that in mind when figuring out my strategy to defeat you.

men lovingly fighting men
they're rivals (oh my god they were rivals)

>>82268782
A bottom wouldn't top, that wpuld make them not a bottom

>>82268823
>>82268852
Still waiting for the day I have a bf to play through the DS games with

>>82269336
Yeah this I don't wanna do multiplayer though it kinda ruins the game's balance but I would be up for it once we each beat the games themselves.

>>82269346
I was more thinking of playing together in the same room and taking turns and giving each other advice maybe while sitting on each other's laps

Why the fuark is the base price for kingdom hearts 2.8 $59.99 on steam. I hate you square enix,

Silksong in two weeks yay

The only good 2d "souls-like" game I've ever played was salt and sanctuary and I'm never touching that hollow knight trash

>>82269535
>Hasn't played it
>Calls it trash
Curious

Gotta catch a honker
A grouper
Or a tuuuuna

Meow where husbie give me attention waa

Listening to some Tess Parks & Anton Newcombe yay

i met someone online that i like
and they live in the same country as me and i can speak my native language with them and it feel so weird because i am used to English for anything relationship pretty much. its weirdly sweet and cringe to talk but i like it. not sure how much he likes me tho but either way its good.

>>82269615
lol that happened to me and then he blocked me randomly

>>82269649
dang :<
sorry to hear that anon. i hope mine doesnt end like that

>>82269669
it wont because these kinds of things only happen to me

>>82269569
I can tell something is trash just by looking at it by staring at it with my trucel gaze

>>82269680
I.e. you can larp hard like you larp as a truecel

>>82269687
I'm a strict top I've never been a bottom I'd never larp as a top I will always be a stone cold aryan trucel

I wish they made SA3 already with a chao garden but ZOG hates chao and gardens

>>82269717
Cope yawn

>>82269743
Sorry can't be your bf because I'm not chad

not chad but is brad

>>82269615
talk to him, tell him that you may be a bit awkward about it. spend time with him. talk to him a bit every day. plan a date together. if opportunity comes, talk goals. maybe give him a small gift. see if you two like each other. tell him you want a relationship some day. check and be sure he's not a biscum at all and not closeted homo either. make sure you both are on the same page. maybe do an activity together. talk about small things.

>>82269760
Neither am I thank god. But you are a cute guy.

>>82259817 (OP)
going to the spa in a month
>>82269752
Sega lost the secret knowledge of video games

>>82269774
I'm not a tall headed underaged mexican vocel with connections to the cartel and posts on /r9gay/ sorry

>>82269780
well i already know his last relationship was with a girl. idk about planning a date, we live kinda far from each other and i still havent really made it clear i like him that way. or maybe he knows idk

Meow need cock in my stupid cow holes moo mooo

>>82269864
damn just skip a guy, this won't last long, doesn't look like it. when you live too far away it could be manageable but if he's a bishit... just move on.

I should cook some burgers but I'm craving a takeout pizza. I haven't had a pizza out in a few weeks so maybe I could...

please stop me

>>82269998
Deep down you crave a pounding you big slut, go and find someone to drill you big soft plump nice ass unless you gonna put that pizza slice up your bum

Meow I'm a dumb whore where big cock to fill my bussy meow

jonah at the club glory hole giving everyone a turn

>>82270059
can you stop talking

losing in openfront, murderous rage

I wonder if a very perfect world a cheerleader/kpop bf would give me a wreck like me a chance or would they be already take by a Chad cheerleader/quaterback or some BAC yakuza/superfan

>>82269792
I am not cute and never been called cute once in life except by my family so it doesn't count

i have only received 1 compliment about my appearance in my entire life and it was my mom saying i had good looking ears

I'm eating stuffed crust pizza right now.

In other news I'm slated to be picking up 2 jobs soon

What does your fursona look like? I'm a cat.

22 bucks for an ex-lg pizza? why not, it's always good. very salty too.

>>82270425
Probably a rat or cat (tabby).

Why do furries need a fursona? why can't you just be content with being sexually attracted to animals as a human why do you have to imagine you're a animal as well when you jerk off to dogs?

>>82270458
I jerk off to robots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_YYXnV1D6o

>>82270359
Yeah I havent even talked to a person in 12 years. I just lay down all day dude, because theres nothing out there except the whimsical screams of mercy.

I don't have a fursona but my spirit animal is the pig. lazy and fat.

getting called cute irl but ugly online

getting called handsome irl but nobody answers my texts

>>82270508
my favorite kind of spirit animal

>>82270337
It should, I am your future family.

>>82267980
>>82268139
"Homosexuals" try not to think about women for 1 minute challenge: impossible

>>82268261
>I like being some losers second choice eve if they feel disgusted by me :>

total bishit death can't come soon enough

>>82268574
I'm not meow or even a namefag but I do feel the need to call you a fakecel and a loser whore that should leave this general

Ahh a salty, greasy pizza smothered in cheese and covered in salt. Washed down with baja blast. The perfect thing a prediabetic should be eating. I think I am speed running the beetus.

>>82270458
Why do you like eating dog poop? Do you think it tastes better than cat poop? Do you think it's beastiality to eat black poop since that's what you like the most?

>>82270734
I'm not a whore tho, I didn't sleep with them. None of these two stayed despite hitting on me first. I'm not a cute guy, so I get it.

total poop death

>>82270713
Sorry we are too busy taking your fbf options

>>82270713
When the "great" erasure comes, I'm sure I'll be the first of the gang to die.

>>82270750
Enjoy having both of your feet and legs cut off later on in life because of your excessively poor diet

Driving to Middletown Ohayo to slaughter the piggy

>>82269508
Just pirate it idiot

>>82270799

mom didn't live long enough for that to happen so I doubt I will. Then again she took care of beetus and actually tried to watch what she ate, was always on top of her blood sugars ect... I doubt I will.

>>82270822
Damn dont gotta dox him like that

>>82270773
I'm not a cute guy or even a guy who is cute but that's evident because I was never hit on. You are a fakecel and a loser and need to fuck off.

>>82270830
then I would be evil just like them

>>82270849
I'm am not a fakecel because I am not a cute or attractive or striking guy and I'm not going anywhere because I suffer for it because I'm probably the last true gaycel here.

>>82270928
But if you werent cute you wouldn't get hit on maybe set your story straight you retarded self hating troll freak

>>82270957
I don't hate myself because I know my worth because I'm a worthless bin chicken mate because I'm not cute you idiot!!! They probably made a mistake and saw me and flirted on autopilot and it was an accident because one disappeared couple months later and the other said that his favorite thing was my voice which means that he suggest that I'm not cute and have a face for radio because I'm not cute and never will have a bf because... fuck you!

>>82270755
>sees someone asking a question about furries
>immediately has a breakdown and goes on a rant about bestiality scat
Are you okay anon?

>>82270666
How are you going to become my family?

i can't believe cobes is fucking dead, this is what i have to wake up to?? AND no bf??

Do you light candles in your room or do you use those wax cube things

>>82271064
I'm finding out how many people watched him. I hope he is in a good place now.

>>82271131
I use that newfangled bourgeois "electricity"

>>82271064
At least you got to wake up, he didn't...

I have a cat so I never light candles, just too risky. That said I used to before I got the furry little guy. Some scented candles were always welcome and really made the place smell nice.

Got warm apple pie burning on the shelf

>>82271237
pair it with a warm cream pie

It's too early for baked goods, the temps needs to drop some more before they're proper.

i think i would be a really entertaining podcast guest. i can do several voices.

>>82271064
his dad is more normal than i was expecting too. kind of sad. no more abysmal neet cooking

where is my bf that will play openfront duos with me

>>82271482
how does his dad look younger than he did?

Winning a team game by feeding troops feels soooo good I'm a support slut

thinking about doing a nuzlocke should i do platinum or heart gold/soul silver

note i haven't played pokemon in like 15 years

>>82271911
I like queueing up with healsluts because they usually dont bitch at the end of the game.

what kinda game even is openfront? yes I need to be spoonfed I'm lazy.

I love being a support player because I love helping my team win! I also love griefing and talking trash and making the other team feel bad! Yippee!

>>82272053
it's like one of those io games where you try to take up the most space but a little more involved and like a wargame

>>82271947
you cant catch murkrow in either of the games. play diamond instead

>>82267945
post address
>>82267260
so true, it's gross
>>82268823
thinking about playing ds2 again, and playin with main weapons in the left hand for fun

haveNOT enjoyed playing a videogame since 2015

that was one of my better games i've played in openfront, i got cheesed by some bignigger but at least i went out throwing hydrogen bombs from a 1 pixel island

>>82271947
emerald...geniv is so ez its boring.

>>82272333
you can beat emerald pretty easily with swampert and breloom

Wait... you're telling me the kids' game is easy?!

>>82272719
that's why you do stupid shit like nuzlockes and crazy romhacks to make it challenging

>>82272544
i do no-starter no-grind nuzlockes. its pretty hard to raise shroomish up and even then its a little fragile and the 4x weakness means you insta die. swarnpert has a 4x weakness as well tho grass attacks are less common. armaldo is goat in emerald hardlocke because battle armor means he can't be critted. the one time i finished a run with these rules, by the champion i had just him and a miracle shiny butterfree who never died (got rock slid just once, and it missed) and hit game saving sleep powders 2 or 3 times, tho that isnt that crazy with compoundeyes.

this was in the turtle wow launcher lel

boofie keeps going on business trips at the worst times xD

smelly bf to save me from this timonian fucking cave i've erected for myself

Just saw a Xitter video of an autistic kid having a public meltdown because some other kids were purposefully overstimulating him and a lot of people were ridiculing him. JFC, I hate the panopticon. This is heartbreaking. I feel so bad for him

>>82273203
Me when I go to 4chan.org

>>82273203
people cried about internet school but that was the first thing ever to save autistic kids from this

>>82259817 (OP)
Would you take a guy who had a medical penectomy and orchi? That would be an interesting experience imo

>>82273320
it would be fine if peoples home life wasnt a screen and nothing else at this point. ppl used to have enough family members and random other people at home, but now its just ur mom on a phone and nobody else.

R9gay has fallen. Deader Deadest general on this board.

Britbongs soon to be off 4kanker for good. Praise white Jesus!

Covid ruined hobbies. Everyone got into multiple new things that are more niche and now we have normies in our spaces forever now.

covid was really cool i miss covid

i haet the word hobby. its so diminuitive. everything you do is real.

yeah i have a real hobby

>>82271813
the alcohol really did fuck him up. but cobes was also a mutant anyway. being a retard just ages you by a million years

>finally get to meet bf at the ripe age of 30
>he doesn't want any physical contact
>ghosts me on discord when we're in the same room
living the life

>>82273743
this is of course tragic and i should be sympathetic but i don't have a bf and this simple fact is going to cause me to spew alienating invective towards you to please my frustration

also i need a smelly bf with an armpit fetish

Eating strawberry ice cream in my pink and white striped silk pyjamas like an aristocrat

i just walk around my room in sweatpants talking to myself

i think i fell in love bros

when is someone going to fall in love with me?

>>82273853
im going to predict wednesday

>>82273853
I already did <3

>>82273940
do you know which one i am

>>82273960
Yes, you're the one that's mine.

>>82273094
whats timonian mean

>>82273998
come get me then anon i'm tired of waiting
>>82274011
look up timon of athens he was cool

Sacred Band of Thebes

i learned about the sacred band of thebes from a spoony d&d video

>>82273807
Do you have cute royal feet?

>>82274106
dis nigga quoting shakespeare .

Do drugs make you gay?

>>82274286
no, drugs make me a lot less gay! if alcohol is a drug to you; then even less gay

yeah when i'm drunk i can larp as a straight person extremely fucking well for some reason

>>82274286
Alcohol increases my chances of sucking dick by around 300%. Stimulants even more so.

>>82274300
everyone says i hold myself together very well in regards to alcohol. i guess its a self conscious thing? hmm?

I could go for some amphetamines about now

meth never made me want to jerk off i just wanted to take apart electronics

It defeats ZOG

Meow gimme love waa

>what do you like most about me
how do you answer?

>>82274769
I don't know, Anon. That answer is very subjective.

>>82274769
Oh fuck. You are cute unlike me, but mostly the fact that there is a chance for someone like me to build a connection with you and your willingness to give me an opportunity still despite my fits. It's an unexpected surprise for me to find someone that charming being so patient and mindful.

>>82271947
Platinum is the better game for nuzlockes overall IMO, HGSS can be really difficult in the early game depending on your personal rules and platinum is more casual. Also better variety of mons.

>>82273827
describe him

>>82274769
that big dick and huge full balls, how huge it is compared to mine, how proud and happy you are when you humilate me for it, for big it feels inside and how the bawlz slap against my skin

My body craves rape and mistreatment by the most loving cute and psychotic miscreants of societe

fem twinks x masc square jawline guys/daddies

chihuahuas

>>82275054
compliment his butt

>>82275191
perfect dom top butt

>>82274769
I answer with a full detailed explanation of every single trait I like about them, and expect that to give them the ick afterwards.

>>82266022
>You're a man
lol

Meow I wish I was cute Ewaa. Where husbie

nigga shut up bruh damn

>>82275412
Waa. Husbie waa

>>82275416
im sorry that was very profound

Feel so apathetic rn

>>82275902
May I kiss you?

I don't wanna go anywhereeeeeeee reeeeeeeee I just want to rot in bed all day and everyday.

i want a bunch of heartstruck cute niggers with huge hard BBCs slapping against my face in my bedroom

>>82275980
Sure I guess
>>82276039
Don't remember typing this

Wait, is this gay?

god why the hell did I end up with all the lamest addictions

>>82276134
could be worse, you could be addicted to opiates.

I need to nair. I am werewolf

>>82276167
If I were there, I'd be begging on my knees for you not to do that.

>>82276167
Stooooooop please your hole is so beautiful you're ruinung it

>>82276167
I've had poor luck with nair, I just use a body trimmer.

perfect love is what i've been looking for
prefect love is what i really really want

can you feel it
can you feel it
can you feel it deep in your soul
can you feel it
can you feel it
can you feel it out of control

the thread died because everyone is out dating

too busy getting the theoretical fbf cock in our arses.

too busy doing nothing to achieve a bf and isolating yet complaining about nobf

sad in an ugly way and not a cute way

Sad in a I have a tiny pathetic white pecker and not a monstrously huge BIG BLACK COCK so I will never have sex way

>>82277843
That's so sad, but I get it and on the same page as you are.

Jordan peele predicted this when he made the movie "get out" where white people do a ritual to steal black people's bodies except in reality it would be stealing them so they can have BIG BLACK COCKS instead of their tiny miniscule white penises

>>82267412
>place for outcasts exists
>people find out
>youtuber makes video about outcast's place
>people want to be seen as out there and adjacent to outcasts but not outright outcasts
>people move into the outcast space
>outcasts leave
tale as old as time
t. gaynormalnigger

I want to do a ritual to get my foreskin back

i used to lay in bed until 4pm before phones even existed. youre not like me.

I think I might have phimosis and want to give some of my skin to my fbf if he's cut.