Thread 82262778

I'm almost 24. I don't have a license. I've never had a job. I'm ugly, low IQ, shy and physically weak. My parents are urging me to get a job

Take it step by step, you can lie to workplaces that you were working in retail, most of them won't bother to check at your age. Don't worry if they ghost you, they do it to everyone. Most people you are see are not hidden geniuses with amazing thoughts, they mostly just consume goyslop.

>>82262778 (OP)
Describe your physical features please.

>>82262778 (OP)
Unironically dude, consider security. Half of being a security guard is just standing around like a dickhead while the other is walking around and "patrolling"
This is what being a security guard is like

>>82262892
But they'll figure out I'm lying since I don't know how to work a cash register and I'm a very slow learner
>>82262899
Ugly face

>>82262966
>Ugly face
But what makes it ugly?

>>82262950
I don't think they'll hire an ugly physically weak woman to be a security guard

>>82262992
Bro. I'm on this board too, i'm a tard. I was hired at like 18 or 19 and my job consisted of walking around and scanning points. It was a nightshift job. The one chick on the night shift crew was posted up at an entrance check in desk where they watched netflix all night, were like 4 foot 10, and 90 pounds soaking wet. I think she was an alcoholic and sometimes went off the wagon but she was still working there. We all have our issues. They also have 60 year olds working security

im 31 no job no hoes still addicted to opiates