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Anonymous 8/22/2025, 9:56:31 AM No.82263938 >>82263960 >>82263977 >>82263985 >>82264032 >>82264325 >>82264800 >>82264947 >>82265347 >>82266209 >>82267179 >>82267447 >>82268275 >>82269118
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KingCobraJFS is dead. May he rest in peace.
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 9:59:02 AM No.82263956 >>82264005
proof?

sad if real
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 9:59:41 AM No.82263960
>>82263938 (OP)
It was inevitable with how drunk he was yesterday
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 10:00:14 AM No.82263962
ok cool another literallywho gone that i dont have to randomly hear about
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 10:02:52 AM No.82263977
>>82263938 (OP)
He just died? Wow... I didn't know that. I just, uh... You're telling me now for the first time.
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 10:04:07 AM No.82263985 >>82264005
>>82263938 (OP)
Well shit, is this true?
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 10:08:02 AM No.82264002
>[blank] is dead
Why the spam of all these who's? all of a sudden? No one fucking cares about your e-celeb bullshit. Fuck off.
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 10:08:42 AM No.82264005 >>82264014 >>82264025
>>82263956
>>82263985
There's a police radio capture on KiwiFarms of LEOs calling a coroner to his trailer, describing a dead male.
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 10:10:15 AM No.82264014
>>82264005
Goddamn. Poor guy
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 10:13:18 AM No.82264025 >>82264063
>>82264005
Did he kill himself? What happened?
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 10:15:13 AM No.82264032
>>82263938 (OP)
Aw no you gotta be shitting me
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 10:16:41 AM No.82264041
He always hated suicide, I just can't see him actually going through with it.
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 10:22:06 AM No.82264063 >>82264116 >>82264135 >>82267159
>>82264025
Unknown, different theories are swirling about from Jessica poisoning him, life-threatening ulcers to a heart attack.
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 10:22:48 AM No.82264064 >>82267151
Egg man might come back now?
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 10:28:14 AM No.82264085
Sticky this thread on /ck/
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 10:33:20 AM No.82264116
>>82264063
Goddamnit. Josh was a favorite lolcow. Fuckin a
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 10:36:16 AM No.82264135
>>82264063
imagine if cobes death turned into some big youtube true crime thing lol
the final cherry on top of the lolcow
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 10:37:09 AM No.82264140 >>82264335
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I'm not taking this news well
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 11:11:23 AM No.82264325
>>82263938 (OP)
It's always the ones you least expect. RIP homeboy cobes.
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 11:13:34 AM No.82264335
>>82264140
i literally started crying bro what the fuck
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 11:24:44 AM No.82264411 >>82264601
Did his girl leave him? Is that why he's dead?
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 11:57:55 AM No.82264601 >>82264606
>>82264411
He broke up with her a year ago or so for being annoying, borderline and an old hag.
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 11:59:06 AM No.82264606
>>82264601
No girls after?
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 12:30:19 PM No.82264800 >>82265019
>>82263938 (OP)
peace be with him, what was his story?
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 12:54:53 PM No.82264947
>>82263938 (OP)
Rip
He was the most likeable lolcow
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 1:04:00 PM No.82265019 >>82265061
>>82264800
>what if Chris Chan discovered weed instead of Pokemon ?
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 1:11:06 PM No.82265061
>>82265019
Roger, shame he went away so soon and so young, if what OP said is true,
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 1:27:19 PM No.82265184
drinking and dying alone
will be making a drink combo tonight in honour
twu
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 1:34:28 PM No.82265232
He was drinking multiple big glasses of vodka every day.
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 1:47:30 PM No.82265302
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waiting for the bitesize live :(
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 1:49:15 PM No.82265311
Good, maybe people will stop trying to force his ugly mug as a meme now
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 1:54:43 PM No.82265337
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getting wasted tonight in his honor

thanks for the memories cobes
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 1:56:46 PM No.82265347
>>82263938 (OP)
RIP, one of the last lolcows that was not an awful human being.
TMDNWU, toobz
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 3:34:43 PM No.82265936
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For a cow, Cobes was relatively harmless. Should've definitely been someone else. RIP
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 3:52:42 PM No.82266035 >>82266197
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>cobes died on my birthday
wtf
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 4:14:37 PM No.82266171 >>82266202 >>82266209
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CONFIRMED DEAD BY HIS DAD
CONFIRMED DEAD BY HIS DAD
CONFIRMED DEAD BY HIS DAD
IT'S JOEVER
https://files.catbox.moe/g8hr9c.mp4
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 4:18:19 PM No.82266197
>>82266035
my best friend from childhood killed himself on my 30th birthday

sometimes life just fucks you over
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 4:19:45 PM No.82266202 >>82266533
>>82266171
Man that's depressing. That's probably how I'm going to go out too. I'm currently pouring one out for Cobes RIP man
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 4:20:45 PM No.82266209
>>82266171
WTF
>>82263938 (OP)
I never watched this guy, but the clips of him I saw were hillarious. Seemed like a harmless guy. I fucked with his music taste.Sad to see him go.
Rest peacefully king.
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 4:24:54 PM No.82266245 >>82267218
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdpX8a2Cq9U
>people already talking about the seeds that were sent to him in a "care package" a few days ago
Let's be honest, this dude went full leaving las vegas after ozzy died
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 4:52:39 PM No.82266455
Screwdriver was his last drink I think
I'll have one in his honour
fuck sickos
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 4:54:24 PM No.82266468
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT OZZY, HULK AND COBRA???????????????

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
THE
FUUUUUUCK
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 5:01:28 PM No.82266533
>>82266202
Stop drinking the alghul ffs
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 6:42:56 PM No.82267151
>>82264064
how has eggy been since he stopped posting? i really pray that man does not keep drinking.
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 6:43:58 PM No.82267159
>>82264063
i would be extremely shocked if it was anything other than an OD or organ failure related to alcohol.
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 6:46:31 PM No.82267179 >>82268286
>>82263938 (OP)
i have absolutely no idea who this was. someone give me a tldr
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 6:51:11 PM No.82267218
>>82266245
wtf is he going to do with a bacardi cap lol
hoarders fascinate me
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 7:13:36 PM No.82267428
God damn dude. R.I.P. Josh. He never really seemed like a bad guy to me, just a different person who had some struggles.
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 7:15:16 PM No.82267447
>>82263938 (OP)
It should have been Cyraxx.
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 8:51:22 PM No.82268165
To my understanding, he was a decent guy, just kinda dumb. RIP to a real one.
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 9:02:12 PM No.82268238
>kiwitroons bully this guy for 15 years
>he dies
>OOOOHhHHHSHHHHMYGOD RIPPPPPPPP POUR ONE OUT FOR THE GOTH BAD BOY
fucking hate kiwifags
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 9:06:09 PM No.82268275
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>>82263938 (OP)

Was he Seth Rich'd?
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 9:06:56 PM No.82268286
>>82267179
Minor eceleb with a cult following since the early 2010s. If you want a genuinely good piece of filmmaking watch that documentary they did on him in 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvhchxHUCA0
Anonymous 8/22/2025, 10:42:20 PM No.82269118
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>>82263938 (OP)
Nooooo
Not... eceleb?