Thread 82264039

I'm a fat fuck and it's 4am. Should I get some takeout?

>>82264039 (OP)
delivery will take longer at this time of night. why not eat in?

>>82264039 (OP)
If your fatass can afford takeout, have fun. Gorge yourself to death, you maggot.

>>82264059
was mainly thinking about driving to some place, I don't feel enough laziness for delivery.
>why not eat in?
nothing besides cereal and some ingredients that I'm too lazy to cook

dat cheap gas station fried chicken that's open 24/7 sounds real good right about now
>>82264065
I'm just chilling man, you gotta chillax

>>82264075
go get gas station chicken before the creepies come out

its probably too late

>>82264075
Am chillaxing as your low agency maggot self gorges himself to death. Dig in, retard.

>>82264059
id rather eat out senko

>>82264091
>>82264065
why is this poorfag seething?

>>82264096
she is quite yummy

>>82264101
he's a homeless faggot who sucks dicks in exchange for the calories from the cum he ingests. probably

>>82264039 (OP)
>Should I get some takeout?
Yes, what you have in mind?

>>82264039 (OP)
Yes, you fat fuck.
>TFW there's no delivery at 4am in my city, and hardly any places open.

>>82264039 (OP)
you should post your belly first so we can decide

>>82264039 (OP)
If you are a woman yes. Fat women are excellent. If you are a man no, fat men are worthless. Hope that helps

>>82264489
my dump of a city used to have a bunch of 24 hour diners and shit but those all died and the city shuts down at like 9pm now, it's pathetic. Shit, there are barely even any gas stations open around the clock anymore. I wanna live in Tokyo or somewhere that is night owl friendly

>>82264962
>Fat women are excellent
lol

>>82265327
maybe he means chubby fat

>>82265269
Yeah, it sucks. I live in a giant city, but as I suggested, there's no all-night conveniences easily available.
All night diners sound heavenly. I'm lucky to see a cafe open after 5-6pm, and the prices have gotten extortionate for even a fried breakfast.
Even the experiment of 24/7 supermarkets seems to have stopped since the pandemic.

>>82264039 (OP)
did you end up getting takeout? i love helping people pick out doordash. ordering for my ex when she was alive was one of my favorites because i always did a good job knowing what she wanted. i'd be happy to order your food. what's in the area? how spicy do you like it? any food allergies?

>>82264039 (OP)
I suggest slowly upping animal fat intake in your diet. More butter, more cream, more tallow. The rancid seed oils fuck with your brain, skin, hormones, and nerves, leading you to feel worse. They take years to get out of your body from the time of ingestion, to boot. You don't need to lose weight via starvation to improve your health, as most modern illnesesses are derived from malnutrition via ingestion of improper food substitutes over a sustained period of time, not overeating.

>>82265358
No I mean fat fat. My oneitis was a 325 pound beautiful woman but I took her for granted. A once in a lifetime catch. I still like 300+ pound women but have not found anything close to what I lost. They are all in high demand too, if you saw any of their tinder profiles you would rope. It is 999+ likes on every one that I have seen. Men are obsessed with it but most men just lie about it to their male peers. I thought I was the only one until I saw the tinder accounts with my own eyes, horrifically demoralizing to see the level of competition for what I thought was my fringe interest