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Anonymous No.82266188 >>82266512 >>82266520 >>82266914 >>82266952 >>82267298 >>82267776 >>82267889 >>82267901 >>82268383 >>82268665 >>82269056 >>82269586 >>82269806 >>82271615 >>82273514 >>82273608
cobes is fucking DEAD bros....

I can't
Anonymous No.82266369
Heartbreaking news, long live cobra
Anonymous No.82266463
Frankly I'm surprised it took this long.
Anonymous No.82266512 >>82267566 >>82269946
>>82266188 (OP)
what did him in?
Anonymous No.82266520 >>82266684
>>82266188 (OP)
Dude I'm never drinking alcohol again. This poison has taken so many lives.
Anonymous No.82266684 >>82266910 >>82266974 >>82269806
>>82266520
>imblying it wasn't NAL's """care package""" that poisoned him
Anonymous No.82266727
rip genuinely
Anonymous No.82266910
>>82266684
if he did not die of organ failure i suspect he OD'd probably on benzos and alcohol. just a guess but i got a feeling. im here typing this sitting with my grandma on her death bed.....

im gonna mix up a kava shake for josh. RIP to a legend.
Anonymous No.82266914 >>82266979
>>82266188 (OP)
RIP if true. He didn't deserve that kind of life. I went back and watched his early videos a few weeks ago and you could tell he was deeply unhappy, not just because he cried on camera but he knew he had a fucked life from birth. Then the trolls got their claws into him along with the alcoholism and it was just a matter of time. Should've sent him to that group home or better yet just aborted him. Fucking hell.
Anonymous No.82266952
>>82266188 (OP)
RIP Cobes. Praise Cobra's magic. I miss this gothic rockstar villain like you wouldn't believe. TMDNWU
Anonymous No.82266974
>>82266684
Im certain it was this all that weird shit in Ziploc bags she'd definitely do it too,
Rip ol boy you were a constant source of joy enjoy rockin with the devil and torturing all those sickos
Anonymous No.82266979 >>82267772
>>82266914
it is true, watch the video his dad spoke about it. just did a kava in almond milk and vanilla black tea combo for josh. so many people i know died in there 20s and 30s, most of drugs and alcohol.
Anonymous No.82266990
fuck sickos
fuck rape
playing guitar in a supergroup with ozzy twu
rip cobes
Anonymous No.82267006
pour one out for a real one
Anonymous No.82267018 >>82269825
>he was the same age as me
holy fuck life comes at you fast
Anonymous No.82267196
goodnight sweet prince... TNWU
Anonymous No.82267298
>>82266188 (OP)
he was one of the good ones. He didn't hurt anyone. Sad to see him go
Anonymous No.82267520 >>82267541
I'll always respect him as a legacy lolcow, but I'd be lying if I said I liked the fact that he became famous enough to be a "full time streamer" where weens throw money at him all day long
kinda kills the lolcow charm when a cow is doing better financially than you by being a lazy scum sucking hick who boozes and eats takeout every day
That being said, it should've been CWC. RIP.
Anonymous No.82267537 >>82267545 >>82269846 >>82270691
Name another guy who:
- was an incel virgin
-got a woman who turned out to be an IRL mentally ill succubus
-managed to banish this succubus and embrace his inceldom again
He was a true warlock.
Anonymous No.82267541
>>82267520
yeah, it should have been cwc.
he's all dried out, he doesn't produce any milk anymore. it's been years since the last time chris has done anything funny.
Anonymous No.82267545
>>82267537
>- was an incel virgin
he had lots of girlfriends before the hagwitch, trole
Anonymous No.82267562 >>82269871
>be Clint
>you autistic son is in immense pain
>should I call an ambulance for him? Nah he's an adult, he''l figure it out on his own
Anonymous No.82267566
>>82266512
Alkoholism probably. Turns out drinking poison constantly is not good for you.
Anonymous No.82267752
brews.... hold me........
Anonymous No.82267757 >>82267802 >>82269926
Why didn't his parents save him? He was slowly drinking himself to death with every stream he did.
Anonymous No.82267772 >>82268876
>>82266979
Lol at the pussies that couldnt make it
Anonymous No.82267776 >>82267784 >>82267895 >>82268530
>>82266188 (OP)
Literally w h o

I'm an oldfag but who the fuck is this?
Does any retard with an attitude and bad life choices, even one as ugly as that thing, achieve internet fame if they try hard enough?
Anonymous No.82267784 >>82267874
>>82267776
I rarely saw this guy.posted here
Anonymous No.82267802
>>82267757
Clint has always been self absorbed boy was doomed from the start
Anonymous No.82267874 >>82267991
>>82267784
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying he's a bad person, I don't know him. Reading the comments here makes me feel sorry for him, but seriously I've seen maybe one picture of this guy here now that I think of it, over the course of a decade.
Anonymous No.82267889
>>82266188 (OP)
It isnt really surprising but goddamn do I feel sorry for the guy. I liked to occasionally check up on him and see how things were going in the Cobraverse. Gonna miss him. He seemed like an overall nice dude, just a little different than most, you know?
Anonymous No.82267895
>>82267776
he's a yt juggalolcow goons discovered in like 09
I first discovered him when mega64 did a video making fun of him. He was kinda undiscovered until kiwi farms started talking about him. Then the guy who ran ip2 found him and from there he became some irl streaming money machine, where he'd go to bars and trolls would call the bar owners to tell them he was a mass shooter
Anonymous No.82267901 >>82269414 >>82269926 >>82270117
>>82266188 (OP)
Long time fan, RIP cobes
fuck the trolls, fuck the sickos
long live The Gothic King Cobra
Anonymous No.82267958
so did jessica poison him?
Anonymous No.82267991 >>82268013 >>82268024
>>82267874
>I'm not saying he's a bad person
he was though, to be clear
i'm seeing an alarming amount of newfags that know nothing about him that keep trying to retroactively call him a good person
Anonymous No.82268013 >>82268090
>>82267991
How was he a bad person
Anonymous No.82268024 >>82268090
>>82267991
aside from the lizard death due to not caring for it properly..... what did he do?
Anonymous No.82268090 >>82268112 >>82268227 >>82268255 >>82268401 >>82269394 >>82269772 >>82270744 >>82272332
>>82268013
>>82268024
>still going to include puffers
>cheated on his first gf
>abusive to his family
>constantly calling people faggots and retards in a very hateful manner
>intentionally crushed a bird with his bike
>for years talked up how he would get his own of age consenting heterosexual alive female gf and not tell anyone about it, then promptly boasted the shit out of jessica every moment he got and shoved it in everyones face
>stalked a girl (forget her name)
>was a satanist
>pretty sure at one point he was messaging an underage girl (which is why he started using the "of age" phrase)
>incredibly rude and hostile to delivery service and cops checking up on him
>i recall he told a story about how he used to bully a kid in school (he had no regrets about it either)

that's all i can remember off the top of my head
Anonymous No.82268112 >>82268135
>>82268090
If this is considered bad DSP should get an electric chair by now.
Anonymous No.82268135 >>82268145
>>82268112
i'm not saying he's the epitome of evil but he certainly wasn't a good person as so many retards keep spouting, and he's very much in the realm of being a bad person which most normal people would agree with even if you only pointed out one of the examples on their own, such as stalking a girl, cheating, or being a satanist
Anonymous No.82268145 >>82268158 >>82268366
>>82268135
>cheating
that would make all women evil
Anonymous No.82268158
>>82268145
everyone already knows women are all evil
Anonymous No.82268227 >>82268401 >>82269100 >>82269999
>>82268090
You're a retarded faggot. I mean that as hatefully as possible
Anonymous No.82268255 >>82268290 >>82268401 >>82269100
>>82268090
i can't tell if you're trolling or an actual retard
bravo
Anonymous No.82268290 >>82268315
>>82268255
are you implying those are the actions of a good person?
Anonymous No.82268315 >>82269100
>>82268290
so you are just a retard, okay then
Anonymous No.82268366
>>82268145
This, why are you holding men to a higher standard?
Anonymous No.82268383
>>82266188 (OP)
Sad to hear it. I literally just discovered this guys content yesterday and now hes dead...
Anonymous No.82268401 >>82269100
>>82268255
>>82268227
>>82268090
you're all retarded faggots
Anonymous No.82268530 >>82268604 >>82268977
>>82267776
>Literally w h o
Well I was going to say the same thing but I was too embarrassed to admit being out of the loop. But I can't recall him ever being mentioned on this board before. I have only ever seen one image of him posted on this board (as a reaction to one of my comments, implying I'm a drunken burned-out goth metalhead I suppose), but I doubt the person who posted it knew who that was and I certainly didn't.

So anyway I did a reverse image search and it turns out this is Josh Saunders, who had a Youtube channel called KingCobraJFS. The first video I saw about him wasn't from his channel, it was a reupload of a video his dad made to address the rumours. The poor guy breaks down crying when he talks about how he'd gone to his son's house to take him to the hospital and found him already dead. Really heartbreaking to see, and I certainly can't say anything bad about KingCobra after watching that.

The strange thing is that looking at the KingCobraJFS channel you see he'd been vlogging for 8 years, and most of the videos he's just ranting about something while drinking weird alcoholic "drink combos" and the average viewcount is around 5K views. His most popular video is a 36 second clip from 8 years ago called "Magic cigerette trick" which got 220K views.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiqcL4zTyEA

But now Youtube is full of tribute videos, and a documentary about him has 496K views!

I could almost believe that this is a character who has been completely made up, like a real-life version of the "Roy Jay" meme. More likely it just says something about the nature of internet culture, where reaction videos get more views than the video they're reacting to.
Anonymous No.82268604 >>82269081
>>82268530
>His most popular video is a 36 second clip from 8 years ago called "Magic cigerette trick" which got 220K views.
>But now Youtube is full of tribute videos, and a documentary about him has 496K views!
He would delete a lot of the livestreams he did that he considered embarrassing, and his channel got deleted several times throughout his career. Most of his videos would be considered lost media if people weren't constantly making documentaries and tribute videos about him.
Anonymous No.82268665
>>82266188 (OP)
A clear cut example of normie sadism towards autists
Anonymous No.82268876 >>82268943
>>82267772
Most of them did more with their lives than you ever will homo
Anonymous No.82268943
>>82268876
dude was being disingenuine and no need to reply when you are not even me.

ignore and move on. the people werent pussies, they were sick. josh too. im not giving them a gold star for it, but its rough to see happen so often.
Anonymous No.82268977 >>82270377
>>82268530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IHPqReqboo
this is a pretty normalfag friendly video, it doesn't cover his serious downfall these last few years but it shows him at his best in my opinion
Anonymous No.82269056 >>82269067 >>82269079
>>82266188 (OP)
QRD on KingCobraJFS? I only watched like 3 minutes of his videos and he seemed normal other than being ugly.
Anonymous No.82269067
>>82269056
He's ugly an alcoholic and autistic
Anonymous No.82269079 >>82269092
>>82269056
He was a mid-functioning autistic man who couldn't keep a job and ended up a lonely alcoholic NEET as all his friends and family moved on from him.
Anonymous No.82269081
>>82268604
yeah most of the videos online will be re-posts because he would delete immediately a lot of times

RIP Cobes
I quit drinking and sugar but i'll toast some unholy mix of diet soda that should never be mixed later to some Ozzy
Anonymous No.82269092
>>82269079
In a way he's not different than most the denizens of this board
Anonymous No.82269100
>>82268401
>>82268315
>>82268255
>>82268227
Is Clint paying people to do this?
Anonymous No.82269260 >>82269274 >>82269276 >>82269281 >>82269611 >>82269658
Its insanely sad and psychotic that people lost this guy his job and ability to go outside, then they sent him substances to accelerate his death. Fuck them.
Anonymous No.82269274
>>82269260
That's the entire community. Crabs in a bucket retards.
Anonymous No.82269276 >>82269377
>>82269260
welcome to lolcows, the people watching them are almost always as bad if not worse than the lolcows
Anonymous No.82269281
>>82269260
i agree. unironically those people are sickos and thats putting it lightly.
Anonymous No.82269294 >>82269720 >>82273374
The video of his dad crying was so sad, I cried watching it
Anonymous No.82269377 >>82269481
>>82269276
I watch lolcows but I think enabling their substance abuse/terrible behavior is going way too far
Anonymous No.82269394
>>82268090
>Cheated on first GF
BASED
>Abusive to family
Maybe they should have acted right
>Hatefully calls people Faggots
BASED!
>crushed a bird with his bike
Sounds like a compassionate mercy kill
>Blah blah something word girlfriend
Umm yeah, nigga slayed pussy!
>"stalked" a girl
Bitches think standing too close to them is stalking. Who gives a shit
>Was a satanist
False, was a thelema practioner
>messaged an underage girl once
Oh no, a message. That's basically rape
>Rude to government workers repeatedly harassing him
BASED!
>Bullied faggots in school
BASED

Seethe, cope and Dialate faggot!
RIP King! You were a better man than Yahtzee
Anonymous No.82269414
>>82267901
His trolls always went too far and Cobra for all his flaws seemed like a kind person.

He partied too hard for all yall niggas.
RIP in pepperoni king
Anonymous No.82269481 >>82269528
>>82269377
i watch them too so i'm a hypocrite but i strictly observe, never interact or send them money
i agree with you, josh needed help not barely literate internet bullies laughing at his downward spiral and enabling it
Anonymous No.82269528
>>82269481
This really opened my eyes to how many legitimate sociopaths are out there. Reddit is chock full of these types that rationalize this behavior
Anonymous No.82269586 >>82269999
>>82266188 (OP)
heven gained an angle :(
Anonymous No.82269611
>>82269260
Yeah they ruined him boy was funny on his own just doin weird shit and opening glitter bombs
Anonymous No.82269658
>>82269260
It just shows that if you're an oddball that a lot of normies are ruthless
Anonymous No.82269720 >>82269773
>>82269294
It made me cry too. Reminds me of my own dad, god bless him. I think I'm going to drink a cobra drink combo in his honor, poor boy.
Anonymous No.82269772 >>82269892
>>82268090
>pretty sure at one point he was messaging an underage girl (which is why he started using the "of age" phrase)
explains the SICKOS thing. how much you wanna bet he has pizza on his comp
Anonymous No.82269773
>>82269720
his last drink on youtube was a simple screwdriver
got vodka and oj to pour one out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eppxkr9NKZE
Anonymous No.82269806
>>82266188 (OP)
I knew /r9k/ would have a thread.
And with dubs and everything.

I'm honestly sad for the dude and happy at the same time, you know? I mean, he's dead, bus he is finally free from the weight of feeling miserable every day, which was what got him into being an alcoholic.

>>82266684
Oh, come on, stop with the stupid drama queen shit.
Dude was drinking dank meads that were mostly putrefied fruits and candy, drinking alcohol like a sponge, history of doing duster, popping pills and other stuff.
Shit doesn't kill you, but wears you out and at some point something gives out.
Anonymous No.82269825
>>82267018
He was 4 years younger than me.
And I remember years ago when my mom ended up in the hospital she points out there was a guy there, about same age as I was, that his parents found passed out sitting at his computer, ended up dying at the hospital.
The NEET life is something else.
Anonymous No.82269846
>>82267537
>- was an incel virgin
he was an incel (according to more liberal definitions of the word), but he was no virgin.
That sex crazed pussy Steph had must have been nice...and while she was young too.
Anonymous No.82269871
>>82267562
Shit, is that Homeboy Scotty (R.I.P.)?
I never liked the dude, but props to him for that, even if it was some useless message, at least he reached out.
Anonymous No.82269892
>>82269772
i would be surprised if he didn't
he always brought up sickos just completely at random constantly, the same way a closeted gay gets obsessive about "no homo!"
Anonymous No.82269926 >>82270117
>>82267757
Because he was a big boy, and in america when your kids are big boys (tm) you don't fucking beat them to death if you have to if it is what is needed to try to help them, you just go "He's an adult, I can do nothing!" and shrug.

>>82267901
At least use an image of the current house.
Although seeing he always looked like he was glued to the chair, it might be hard to find a still of the empty chair.
But someone on kiwifarms found one and did a little empty chair tribute, with the sound of the train passing by.
Anonymous No.82269946 >>82269954
>>82266512
I'd suspect botulism.
Anonymous No.82269954
>>82269946
Or pancreatitis either one. Both can cause cyanosis and respiratory failure
Anonymous No.82269999 >>82270029
>>82269586
No, he's in Hell. HAIL STAN!
And he changes all the traffic lights to green.

>>82268227
It amazes me how people can be so disconnected from the world that
>omg, he sail HAIL SATN!, he's a bad, bad person.
>omg, he called people faggots and retards, so mean
>omg he was rude to people he didn't want appearing in his life
>and omg he said he wouldn't talk about it if he ever got a gf and then he talked about a crazy bipolar camslut attentionwhore!! OMG!
>and many others

In a way it's like the more degenerate things get in some areas the more people start compensating in some other completely obnoxious areas.
They end up sound like Ned Flanders' kids, but addicted to troon porn and similar shit.
Anonymous No.82270029
>>82269999
witnessed for truth. quads for the king of cobras.
Anonymous No.82270117 >>82270276 >>82270333
>>82267901
>>82269926
>At least use an image of the current house.
So no one calls me an unhelpful asshole.

The boy is gone, bros.
Anonymous No.82270276
>>82270117
the sun goes down on the dog chair
Anonymous No.82270333
>>82270117
Seems kinda surreal. Everybody knew his days were numbered but I fully expected to see him sit in that chair drinking his booze rambling about sickos and Tactical Soap at least until early next year. Now the chair is empty forever.
Anonymous No.82270377 >>82270406 >>82271075
>>82268977
>it shows him at his best in my opinion
I watched about half of that and I sort of get it now, it certainly explains why a channel like Bite Size Cobra Vids showing edited clips got more views than KingCobraJFS, and why documentaries about the guy get more views than he ever did.

The problem with KingCobraJFS is that his videos are boring. It's like watching a five minute Beavis & Butthead cartoon stretched out into multiple hour-long episodes filmed in a gritty live-action cinema verite style with no punchline. It's morbidly fascinating for a few minutes, but only the most obsessed voyeur could sit through much of that.

It's precisely because of how morbidly fascinating he was as a character that make edited highlights of his content so popular. They cut out the filler and present the strange sagas of him with his creepy friends and weird girlfriends. A key takeaway is that his very existence demolishes the blackpill myth that "women only want Chad". This guy had multiple girlfriends and even managed to cheat on them.

On top of all of that, Josh himself is a relatable, sympathetic character. Despite his flaws, he seems like a genuinely good-natured person who is struggling with life. When you watch the videos you hope things get better for him but now we know Spoiler Alert: it didn't. RIP Josh Saunders.
Anonymous No.82270406
>>82270377
yeah that's a pretty good description
Anonymous No.82270421
Lots of dubs, trips, and quads for for the King
Tech bros No.82270514
He was never meant to grow old. You are who you hang out with, and all his friends were candles burning at both ends. Its sad hes gone, he was a tortured soul and I hope he has found peace.
For me, Cobes is in heaven drinking something gross and playing guitar with Ozzy
Anonymous No.82270580
The boy...
Anonymous No.82270597
...is never...
Anonymous No.82270602 >>82270637
...coming back.
Anonymous No.82270637
>>82270602
to grow old is to watch those around you die. gen x and zoomers are handling this differently based on experience.
PS: where the fuck is NAL
Anonymous No.82270691
>>82267537
>incel
>more sex and foids than the entire server
kek
Anonymous No.82270744 >>82271074 >>82271075
>>82268090
fags from the cobra reddit are cancer
half this shit is missing context, and blown out of proportion.
>his first gf cheated on him first, and its dubious if he even cheated on her or not.
>abusive to his family? lol what
I could go on

The man lived inside of a fishbowl. If you, I, or anyone else had their entire life broadcasted we would all have moments of poor character. You cant go 15 years without fucking up a few times, it is what it is. It also completely ignores the numerous acts of good character he had.

These reddit fags want to create a monster in their head so they have a justification to mentally torture someone for their own amusement. Oh its okay to troll him because hes a bad bad man.
Cobra had a good heart, despite his flaws. Coming into his memorial post to regurgitate quite literal reddit talking points to slander his name is about as despicable as an act could be.

RIP cobra. Fuck sickos.
Anonymous No.82270772
very upsetting news
i am goin gto black out tonight honey whiskey and mountain dew. Such ap ure soul, we didint deserve him....
Anonymous No.82270800
Just toked some outdoor sativa. Get ready for more changes. Josh is just the beginning. Can you feel it?
Anonymous No.82271074
>>82270744
>The man lived inside of a fishbowl. If you, I, or anyone else had their entire life broadcasted we would all have moments of poor character. You cant go 15 years without fucking up a few times, it is what it is. It also completely ignores the numerous acts of good character he had.
Witnessed.
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Anonymous No.82271075 >>82271142 >>82271292 >>82271477
>>82270744
>>82270377
>a genuinely good-natured person
so clear now that the only people that think this way are newfags that never actually watched his videos

>its dubious if he even cheated on her or not
it's not dubious, whatsoever
he stated clearly and objectively MULTIPLE times that he was the one that cheated on her
regarding his family, he would often times get drunk at events, even bringing his own "mead" and getting wasted and being an ass to everyone, that's one example i can remember somewhat clearly but there's many more if you bother to actually do any research before blindly defending him

>we would all have moments of poor character
obviously, but nothing big like cobes did
i've never intentionally or neglectfully abused and killed animals as a full grown adult
i don't insult people that give me gifts
i don't scream at cops or food service workers for doing their job
i don't cheat on my gf
i don't worship satan
i don't blame everyone else for my own actions
i didn't bully people in school

i'm not here to slander him, i'm just setting the record straight because there's an alarming amount of people suddenly praising him as a good person for no reason which isn't right
Anonymous No.82271142 >>82271292
>>82271075
I fully agree. He was definitely not a good person and I can attest to that, but he was just a sick person and an ignorant one. Lets not kid ourselves. No less an archetype, and no less a human and someone who be remembered in NEET culture.
Anonymous No.82271192
RIP TO THE ETERNAL KING
Anonymous No.82271200
yo his adas video was so sad
Anonymous No.82271221
Actually feels bad on this one. Gonna miss watching his gross food experiments.
Anonymous No.82271292 >>82271301
>>82271075
to add to this, it's no mystery why he was a "magnet" for bullies and trolls
it wasn't just his appearance or demeanor; people rarely actually bully others just because they look weird, it was the way he acted in real life that garnered all the hate he got, it wasn't completely random or unjustified
if you watch his videos where he talks about his irl interactions, you'll see him reveal just how mean he was in many cases, like how he reveled in the memory of bullying that one kid in his school just because he found him to be annoying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1YvReXr2Es
(sorry can't find a better clip)

>>82271142
i think if he had the capacity and a decent chance to grow as a person and be good, but there was 3 major things combined that began his terminal descent, such as his father not being present, him cheating on his gf, and him not taking his jobs seriously (ice tea incident, showing up late, and sharing where he works to the trolls)
Anonymous No.82271301
>>82271292
i think he had the capacity*
Anonymous No.82271348 >>82271402 >>82271445
gen z loves to talk about how everyone is a bad person. yall would have never lasted when friends used to call each other niggers and faggots in just 2010
Anonymous No.82271355 >>82271392 >>82271431
puffbros.................................
Anonymous No.82271392
>>82271355
its overoganoli
Anonymous No.82271402
>>82271348
I think about this all the time. Its such a drastic change with all that. 15 years ago was a totally different era now.
Anonymous No.82271431
>>82271355
>Pufferth dragged Cobes into Hell with him
would've never seen this coming
Anonymous No.82271445
>>82271348
It's such a nihilistic generation. literally anything will make you evil to the internet nowadays. Then they'll go and make 6 hour essay about how "X is Darker than You Thought" and "The X Situation Just got Worse"
Anonymous No.82271477 >>82271528 >>82271591
>>82271075
Go be a moralfag somewhere else you queer.

>B-but muh animals! Whutabout the praying mantis and the lizard??
One of these pets was literally an insect, so if you've ever swatted a fly that makes you evil by your definition. As for the lizard, those things are notoriously hard to keep alive in captivity and this was a pet dumped off on a guy who could barely look after himself at that point.

>i don't insult people that give me gifts
Oh you mean the trolls who had unpaid fast food orders sent to his house? How about you give me your address so I can order you a dozen anchovie and pineapple pizzas, I'm sure you'll thank me.

>i don't cheat on my gf
Your girlfriend is your hand.

>i don't worship satan
Gonna stop you right there Ned Flanders, nobody gives a shit about what you don't do. What you are doing is dumping on a guy who led a miserable life and is now dead. Since you're hating on this dead guy for "worshipping Satan" I'm assuming you claim to be a christian? What did Jesus say about people like you? I'll refresh your memory, he said "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." (John 8:7) and in case that wasn't clear enough for you he also said "Judge not, lest ye be judged." (Matthew 7:1)
Now fuck off.
Anonymous No.82271492 >>82271516 >>82271621
You have to be extremely sheltered if you think cobra is a bad person. Id argue out of all the internet characters hes probably one of the few that isnt a rapist a pedo a woman beater.
Anonymous No.82271516
>>82271492
He is not a BAD person, but he is not a GOOD person.
Anonymous No.82271518 >>82271836
You guys are being fucking cringe. I'm a long time cobra fan and I liked him and his content but you can't deny he was kind of a piece of shit. He wasn't the fucking devil but he wasn't exactly Mr rogers either. A lot of that anons points are not worth discussing but Josh was a huge asshole to his family and delivery drivers/public servants a lot. It's documented and you can't deny it. Entirely uncalled for aggression because of his trolls not the person he was directing it at. I'm not gonna pretend he wasn't an alcoholic or that alcoholism isn't a disease but he still would make the choices to drink and berate his family.You need to understand that you can accept a person doing bad things and kind of being a piece of shit while still liking them. You HAVE to grow up and realize this.
Anonymous No.82271528
>>82271477
yea he a good boi he dindu nuffinz
Anonymous No.82271591 >>82272649
>>82271477
nice strawmen
Anonymous No.82271615
>>82266188 (OP)
Seriously gonna miss this guy. We've lost a truly unique person today :,(
Anonymous No.82271621 >>82271856
>>82271492
Is the bar so low nowadays that as long as you don't rape or beat women, you're A-OK?
Anonymous No.82271836 >>82271880 >>82271918 >>82272785
>>82271518
>You need to understand that you can accept a person doing bad things and kind of being a piece of shit while still liking them.
and you, zoomzoom, need to understand that you can be an asshole without being a "bad, evil person" who needs to be vehemently condemned.
I think no one will say Cobes was a really pleasant dude, but hey, he was an autistic schizo retard, they are never pleasant. But he wasn't a bad person, he gave numerous chances to Warlord (too many in my opinion), he was always up to letting someone crash at his place and even one of his biggest mistakes: a second round of NAL.
What you zoomyzoomzoom fucks to take into account is fucking reality; autistic schizo retards do autistic schizo retard shit.
He never did anything actively harmful to anyone, sure he was a sperg who would post factum act all edgy with his knife, but...I too have a pocket knife at all times, sometimes even a fixed blade. It's autistic schizo retard shit.
Oh, he got a retard girl (like him) to wank him off. Bro, I did the same with a peer (e.g. a chick on the same level as me) when I was 11. Again, autistic schizo retard shit.
Get through your minds that Josh was not a normal person with normal faculties, he was extremely neurodivergent and half-retarded.
The niggers on keep going on about how he was the Devil's second cousin or something are the same kind of people who would send him duster and everclear, because he's "bad" so he deserves it amirite. This is, they were reddit fags. (of the worst kind, even on reddit you can find some better people than that)
Anonymous No.82271844
Poetic! Died exactly a month after his idol OZZY
Anonymous No.82271856
>>82271621

Yes. Just cause someone is a dickhead doesnt mean theyre a piece of shit and need to die
Anonymous No.82271880 >>82271903
>>82271836
>never did anything actively harmful to anyone
except his family, his gf, animals around him, classmates in school, etc...
but yeah aside from all those harmful things he did, he did nothing harmful!
>neurodivergent
plebbitor spotted lmao
>The niggers on keep going on about how he was the Devil's second cousin
literally no one has been vilifying him like that
Anonymous No.82271903 >>82271945
>>82271880
>his gf,

this negates everything you said she was a fucking lunatic taking advantage of an alcholic autist
Anonymous No.82271909 >>82271920 >>82271928
>rip cobes he was such a hero
>actually he was kind of an asshole
>OMG STOP DEMONIZING HIM
Anonymous No.82271918 >>82271955
>>82271836
For an autistic schizo, I think he was a pretty good person. He was always kind to animals, the elderly, and children. Those are all pretty good indicators of where someone's head is.
The guy even let homeless people sleep in his own apartment because he felt bad for them. I think despite all the satanic larp shit he did, he still has better karma than the majority of people on this board.
RIP Cobes, you will be missed.
Anonymous No.82271920
>>82271909
>>actually he was kind of an asshole

do you get off by being disingenuous
Anonymous No.82271921
Puffs Revenge
Anonymous No.82271928
>>82271909
He was a funny guy simple as, its best to find humor in anything you can
Anonymous No.82271945 >>82271955 >>82271972 >>82271999
>>82271903
what the fuck are you talking about
he wasn't even old enough to drink, let alone become an alcoholic
unless you're talking about methica, which just proves you're a newfag fake fan

>always kind to animals
>crushes a baby bird
Anonymous No.82271955
>>82271918
>>82271945
*
>always kind to animals
>crushes a baby bird
Anonymous No.82271972 >>82272017
>>82271945
He crushed the bird after he couldn't find it's nest. In his mind he was putting it out of it's misery.
Regardless, the dude was retarded what can you expect, he has irrational logic. You're might as well be saying Lennie from Mice of Men was an asshole because he was too retarded to be around animals or women.
Anonymous No.82271999
>>82271945

who the fuck cares about a baby bird be so fucking forreal you absolute pansy pussy bitch
Anonymous No.82272017
>>82271972
>might as well be saying Lennie from Mice of Men was an asshole
not necessarily an asshole, but if he also bullied people and was mean to george, then that makes him a bad guy
Anonymous No.82272287
What a shame, gotta make one of his cocktails out of respect
Anonymous No.82272301
26 beers deep im ready to join cobera
Anonymous No.82272305 >>82272312 >>82273874
>guy dies because his organs blew up due to abusing everclear and vodka
>ingest a hard liquor cocktail abomination "out of respect"
Anonymous No.82272312
>>82272305

We do a little alcoholism so what
Anonymous No.82272327
Literally who? Seriously? Who the fuck are you worshipping this time? Some random e-celeb? /r9k/ gets more and more pathetic by the second. As if simping wasn't bad enough, we have robots literally worshiping a literal who.
Anonymous No.82272332 >>82272336
>>82268090
reminder that everything listed here is fact
if you think this is vilifying him or slanderous or anything, that just means you think those things make him a bad person
and there's nothing wrong with that
but calling him a good person just because you saw a few clips of him that made him look like a nice person doesn't negate the bad things he's done
just like you shouldn't call stalin a good guy because you saw one nice picture
Anonymous No.82272336
>>82272332

we are not reading all that shit little bro. 6 7
Anonymous No.82272649
>>82271591
>nice strawmen
I was literally copypasting from the post I was replying to you fucking retard. Go look up what strawman means.
Anonymous No.82272785 >>82273289
>>82271836
its strange how the zoomzooms are like this
in fact, I am kind of like this too (I am a zoomzoom)
I've become incredibly cynical and mean towards everyone
it's very strange, I don't know why it's happening
I will change
I'm sorry
Anonymous No.82273289
>>82272785
Happens to a lot of us at one point or another just gotta realize it and move on.
Anonymous No.82273351 >>82273485
lmao imagine defending this retard with poop nails and constantly shit talking everyone
>im gonna eat cat food to own da trolls twut
>makes botulism "mead"
>other shit mentioned in thread
Anonymous No.82273374
>>82269294
ARE YA WINNIN SON

originopoly
Anonymous No.82273485
>>82273351
heart of gold tho bro trust me
he dindu nuffin, he's my idol
Anonymous No.82273504
never knew about him
but knowing he had a drinking problem and his fans kept sending him alcohol makes me hate the internet
Anonymous No.82273514
>>82266188 (OP)
never followed him all too closely, but I liked his cooking vids. reminded me of Masaokis, but a bit more personal and coherent.
it really brought me down today. such a troubled guy and all, such a shame. hate to hear it.
and there's some sort've irony to him going so soon after Ozzy; maybe its something like with couples, I dunno. but with ozzy it was sort've fulfulling: he was accomplished and lived a long life; I didn't feel bad when he died, but cobes was young and had potential; that's the worst sort of death.
had a glass of pilk in remembrance. its the best I can manage.
Rest in Peace.
Anonymous No.82273608
>>82266188 (OP)
https://youtu.be/7XDTZvyT_eM
video on his death i made

rip cobes
Anonymous No.82273874
>>82272305
Cobes would have wanted it.
Anonymous No.82273942
the puff saga filled me with mirth
I barely know anything about this guy but his lizard. Godspeed, you dark prince. May you rock out with puff and Ozzy in a dark pit in hell
Anonymous No.82274008
I wonder if Stephanie will say anything about it. She was Josh's first girlfriend. She had her own youtube channel for a bit but I don't think it's around anymore. She had disowned her past with him and said she had really low self esteem at the time she was with him.
Anonymous No.82274016
null caused this. That demonic site needs to get purged off the LOWERCASE internet.