Thread 82266689

Girls post stuff like this online and expect us not to jerk off to it

>>82266689 (OP)
>600x times smaller than me
>arguably more stacked
Wtf did I do to deserve this

>>82266742
Do you at least have a nice belly and thighs or are you useless?

>>82266742
I would still jerk off to your Facebook pics

>>82266773
I have extremely weird body fat distribution. I think my thighs are almost too big, but I don't have a huge belly or anything.
Yeah, it looks fat, but if you just saw my thighs, you'd think my belly was that of a landwhale lmao

My breasts really aren't a there though

>>82266689 (OP)
Maybe I'm getting too old and my libido isn't the same anymore, but what is there in this pic to jerk off to? Cleavage? I'm not 13.

I caught it.
She's amputee
Look at the seat
Look at her dress
She has no legs.

>>82266806
So you're bottom heavy? If you have a big ass and thighs, you don't necessarily need big tits. I think you're good.

Big BOBA! :3

ONA shit comes into play with this somehow. I know it. I just do.

>>82266838
Maybe if I wasn't fat lol

>>82266828
it should be easy to jerk off to big tits

insane that mom used to look like this

>>82267155
I will time travel and have intercourse with her

>>82266835
She can still walk on her hands

>>82266689 (OP)
They do not even joking
To them this isn't sexual

>>82266689 (OP)
They do expect, never heard of virtue signaling? dumass. Of course they wont say that they are web sluts that enjoys coomer attention

>>82266742
Always complaining about your tits like it's the reason Chad doesnt settle with you when really all of you fembots just need to lose weight and stop being mentally insane. Your guys tit schizophrenia is a symptom of you being chronically online.

>>82266689 (OP)
>expect us not to jerk off to it
I'm pretty sure she expects guys to jerk off to it. In fact, if there was a magic counter that showed onscreen the number of guys who had jerked off to a girl's pic, girls would be competing to get the high score.

>IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER!
Although a girl will secretly be pleased to know that guys jerk off to her pics, she will pretend to be disgusted if you actually tell her you jacked off to her pics. Do not message women on dating apps or social media and tell them you jerk off to their pics.

>>82267765
>magic counter that showed onscreen the number of guys who had jerked off to a girl's pic
That's basically the bookmark number on xitter
>Do not message women on dating apps or social media and tell them you jerk off to their pics.
Onions face

>>82266689 (OP)
idk I feel like she expects at least someone to jerk off

Also, BOOBA

>>82266742
Post bod and I'll jerk off to it to make you feel better, femanon.

>>82267883
that's not a femanon, that's a man

>>82266689 (OP)
They post for attention, and they know people will jerk off to it, and that's a bonus, because they can get even more attention by pretending to be mad that guys jerk off to their photos. It's all a game.

this is a casual photo guys