Thread 82268773

Whats the closest you ever got to having a girlfriend or getting laid? What prevented you from making it happen?

>>82268773 (OP)
she is soooo hot whats her @ bro

>>82268773 (OP)
This girl who likes anime & manga talked to me a ton, she would come up to be at school all the time & try to talk to me.

I never though anyone could like me, much less a woman. So I assumed she didn't either, and just gave her one word replies so I wouldn't trap her in a conversation that she didn't want to be in.

>>82268773 (OP)
I've never been close to any of those situations

>>82268773 (OP)
>closest you ever got to having a girlfriend
High school, girl was flirting with me and I just don't know how to flirt back. Kept happening for like 2 months
>closest you ever got to getting laid
Whorehouse. The whore was a fat fuck and I couldn't get it up. Felt like a better use of the money would've been to buy a pizza and I've never been too interested in sex since

>>82268773 (OP)
In retrospect, some women might have been giving some "hints" in highschool but I was too dumb to do anything. That's autism for you. I have escortcelled though

>>82268773 (OP)
I never came "close"...I never tried at all. This one whore chick at the restaurant flirted with me a lot, but I knew she fucked everyone there. I am a retard and KV.

>>82268773 (OP)
I think the closest I ever came to anything(and this was a while ago, so it's possible I was misreading the situation at the time and now I've blown into something greater than it ever was) was on a school trip in high school. I was sitting next to a girl on the bus and she started talking about some princess movie and asked me if I wanted to come to her room that night to watch it with her. I, of course, said no because the movie didn't sound very interesting to me at the time. In hindsight, I probably should've gone with her and maybe things would've ended up differently for me.

>>82268773 (OP)
I almost flubbed it badly once but it actually worked out. I went to a goth club once and the girl at the door called me a baby bat and offered to show me around and introduce me to people. One of the people she introduced me to was this pretty, Latina goth girl and we hit it off pretty well. We kept talking and she asks me what my Astro sign is. I tell her Libra and she says
>Oh! Im a Leo. You know sex between libras and Leos is supposed to be fire.
My response?
>oh really? I actually dont know anything about astrology.
She looked stunned and flabbergasted but we kept talking and then it hit her and she asked me
>you are really shy arent you?
>heh, yeah, I am.
Then she leaned in and kissed me. We ended up spending the night together after that.

I dated a girl in HS, we kissed but we never had sex.
Afterwards she told me that the time she spent with me was one of the biggest mistakes in her life because I'm such a sad, depressed fuck.

A 5/10 cashier girl was aggressively pursuing me to the point of asking for my number. I was so inexperienced I got hard just from her asking and realizing sex was on the horizon. Problem was she was monkey branching from a friend so I never pulled the trigger. That was over 10 years ago and now I'm a 33 year old virgin.

i posted an add for nsa sex (lol, the audacity) on craigslist in 2009. a girl emailed me, i was 19 at the time and she was around the same age. we chatted for a bit but it turns out she was moving to another province. I don't even know why she added me, it seemed like she just wanted to tease me until she moved. i think she would have had sex with me if there had ben a .5 difference in the situation

>>82268808
I fucked a few whores, I couldn't get hard around 50% of the time but I pushed through. I thought it would give me confidence or something, in the end it was just meh.
But I don't know if it would be better with a normal girl, I don't really believe in romance anymore.

>>82268773 (OP)
There was a girl who had a pretty big crush on me in HS but I was far too low self esteem to believe that any girl could like me. I was also planning my suicide at the time and was kinda pushing people away as much as I could at the time.
>>82268800
same desu, same.

>>82268955
I've been wondering if going to a more premium whore next would make me feel different about it but the way I figure I'll either really like sex, which means I'll have to keep going and spend lots of money, or be disappointed at the waste of money for something I can just watch free porn to accomplish

>>82268883
Whether you're a shitty sad person or not, she was attracted to you and she chose to spend that time with you. It's not your fault that she makes bad decisions. The main hurdle you have to get over as a man is not taking everything these bitches say to heart. They're saying it just to hurt your feelings and absolve themselves of accountability. Just throw it right back in their face and move on next time, it'll hurt them 10x as much.

>>82268773 (OP)
French kissed a girl when she threw drank herself at me during students party.
>What prevented you from making it happen?
My small dick . When it was next stage to go from kissing and petting for more I remembered I have small dick and was shy to let people know this.

3 years ago I managed to finally get a gf through tinder (only person to go on a date with on that forsaken app). She basically preyed on me and seriously manipulated and used me to have a place to stay and use my money.

>>82269050
>She basically preyed on me and seriously manipulated and used me to have a place to stay and use my money.
Hot.

I currently have an internet gf, so that I guess.
The thing stopping me getting laid is her living 8000 miles away but we'll probably visit each other in the next few months as long as I don't fuck anything up before then.

>>82268773 (OP)
When I worked at Starbucks, a girl asked one of my coworkers if I was single. The girl was a regular so she came back one day and I was taking her order so I asked her if my coworker was lying. She said no - she really was interested - so I asked her for her number. After that we were texting for a bit, but I quickly got the ick lol. The girl really wasn't my type physically in the first place, and she came off as a pick me, clingy kind of girl. She was really into me, and I easily could have manipulated her into getting me laid, but I couldn't bring myself to do it. That day I learned that I'm actually a volcel

>>82268773 (OP)
one of the last weeks of high school there was a girl, pajeet i think, she came out of nowhere when i was sitting with my autistic friends and just said hi while holding my hands, she standed there for like 30 sec. she tried talking with me a bit some days after thay but she really did not knew what saying to me.

the last time i saw her was in the bus coming home she looked at me so i looked at her and she sat next to me and we talked about our studies. she said that her parents were very strict and wanted her to learn electricity and not literature or some girl shit. and we talked about our aspiration and she seemed lost.

we got off at the same stop but i didnt walked her home. i was 18 and she was probably 15 since i never saw her at school. she had shit clothing like really bad and her parents were probably muslim so it was not worth the hassle. i preferred being alone.

i have some others story like that just tell me if interested

>>82268960
love the art were does it come from, where can i find more?

>>82268773 (OP)
Some girl from high school randomly asked me out on a date.

However I rejected her because she was not some type, because she spent a few months in a mental hospital before and because after the date she gifted me some anti-atheist book (she is apparently very religious or something).

>>82268773 (OP)
damn those are some ugly ass feet

>>82268773 (OP)
I got to 5th base

>>82268773 (OP)
I drunkenly made out with a girl from high school after a graduation party after she was being touchy with me the whole night. Went on a date with her a few days later but she gave me mixed signals like extremely slow and dry texting. When I asked her for a second date she said she'd love to but is going on vacation soon, so I told her to text me when she's back but she never did. She was fat and not very cute so it's not a big loss but whatever, I'd still like to know what made her lose interest

I dated a woman for 4 months and we never slept together. I was in my mid twenties when this happened.

Closest we got was 2nd base and heavy making out. Only reason we didn't once is we didn't have a condom.

Im still mad at myself.

>do 4am gym with a bro for a month
>sleep at midnight lmao
>good gains, but fucking out of it
>female classmate asks me to take some papers to university
>when I get there she answers in a bathrobe
>"wanna come in ;)"
>no thanks, I gotta deliver these papers
>"o-oh okay"
Facepalmed hard later
>Girl I have a crush on invites me for dinner
>She answers the door with little in the way of clothing, can tell she shaved her pubes
>Luckily had an ischemic stroke about a week prior to this so I'm barely fuctioning
>I just shake and sweat the evening
>She goes for a second hug to feel my dick when we separate
Last one
>Visit russian exchange student I met
>In Russia
>During wartime
>She is wearing a tank top with massive cleavage and painted her lips in my favourite colour
>Hol up
>Her parents divorced when she was 12
>I'm retarded
>Any misunderstanding here is gonna land me in russian jail
Kind of afraid of women desu. I just want to get married to a nice girl to start a family with, but seems they just wanna suck and fuck. I really liked all of them, but since I didn't fuck them, they immediately got the ick or whatever. KHV at 29 and going to a wedding tomorrow. Honestly just feel like crying most days. Is it true that women wanna just fuck before marriage? Why are they likes this? Also don't try to give me hope I'm very unemployed and got bald and fat after these encounters.

>>82268773 (OP)
>Whats the closest you ever got to having a girlfriend or getting laid?
Having girlfriends and getting laid

>>82268773 (OP)
>What prevented you from making it happen?
me

>>82269218
>love the art were does it come from, where can i find more?
no clue desu, I saved it from this board. Maybe try reverse image searching it.

>>82268791
how is that hot it's a fucking gook caked in fakeup

>>82270623
standardscel faggot
look at her fuckin lips

>>82268773 (OP)
Probably the time I had a girlfriend and got laid
>Age 17: 44 year old girlfriend for 2 months
>Age 20: 20 year old fat bitch I pulled from a club and got whisky dick with
>Age 22: 20 year old girlfriend for 1 year
>Age 24: 59 year old tourist I met on reddit and got whisky dick with
>Age 25: 48 year old woman I dated for a bit
>Age 25: 44 year old girlfriend for 5 weeks
It's been nearly a year without sex so I'm basically an incel. Maybe I could fuck some mid girls but it's just not worth it

>>82268773 (OP)
Im so glad I never had to live on campus. Thats awful, thats like a slave quarters. It actually isnt like one, it is one. And that braphog is a future baby factory for a factory worker bee. She looks so fucking stupid too she probably didnt even take a calculus class. Girls are naturally too dumb to do math, thats why you see so many of them doing grunt work. They shouldnt even be doing that, but managers dont have enough Indian immigrants to do all the jobs yet. Like imagine how much more output pajeet worker bee has compared to white teenage girl. And pajeet is shitting himself in fear with psychosis about being sent back so hes really working hard.

>>82270657
non-whites are on a lower rung of humanity so even if you got with her it would count less towards your bodycount than fucking your own mum

>>82270840
JBWcels need a gas shower

>>82270883
You need to go shoot up a sports game at the mall. Shoot up a school right after too, be the first to do two major shootings.

>>82270904
keep holdin out for your aryan princess bro

>>82270726
>It's been nearly a year without sex so I'm basically an incel. Maybe I could fuck some mid girls but it's just not worth it
I went 5 years without sex get on my level

>18-19: dated a 16 yr old gf at my job who promptly cheated on me.
>19-23: dated a 19 yr old (same age as me) who decided she didn't want to stay with me when I moved to study.
>23: hooked up with my mates 18yr old baby momma (they were no longer together) who turned into a fuck buddy for like 6 months.
>28: finally broke my dry spell with a 36yr old roastie who's my current fuck buddy

At 15 y.o, there was this girl in my neighbourhood that hanged out with me, i kind of liked her, and above all i liked the fact that she was probably into me at least a little.
Then One day she kissed me and then invited me to her home (alone) and then, we were both in her bed when she asked "and what do we do now?" And o f c o u r s e, i had the magnificent idea of saying "it is a nice day, let's hang out in the park a little!" needless to say that that day in the park was the last time i saw her, and 6 years later im still a virgin.

>>82268773 (OP)
The closest i cam was when I made out with my coworker on the couch and we got together and had sex in her neighbors house while he was gone and spent 2 years together with her telling me she wanted me to get every bit of pleasure I could out of her body and did everything and went to parks and cuddles while broke but still had fun

I'd say thats prettty close

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>>82271886
I can not fucking stand when they do this. Like these bitches won't try again? Do they just jump to the next guy when they fumble like this? Someone explain

>>82271923
idk man, being honest our "dates" where 70% of the times me being silent and her ocasionaly saying something to break the ice. I really never knew what to say, in any circumstance, at first at first she said "you know, its cool that we don't have to talk all the time, i feel comfortable with your silence" 40 mins of radio silence later and she wanted earth to devour her kek, poor soul. Actually, i don't know what the fuck she saw on me.

>>82268773 (OP)
There's a guy I really like and he's perfect, but he says his heart is for another. I'm really worried about him right now.

>>82269028
Narcissistic projection. Most likely she was trapped manipulated and deceived into being there and he's trying to make it seem like it was her choice

>>82272298
b8 used to be believabIe...

>anons here have even been remotely close to those situations
Fakecels. The lot of you.

Ive been a relationship for 10 years so I can't relate to the premise

>>82268773 (OP)
some older femanon I met on here that lived near by me offered to pick me up and fuck me at her place a few years ago. I was too self-conscious of being ugly and 1) scared of my mom finding out and punishing me for having sex and 2) catching stds from her as she wasn't a virgin. I also was scared of losing my virginity to an older woman instead of a younger one around my age instead like chad did.

>>82272650
Being at the finish line and fucking it up is worse than never getting on the field.

>>82268773 (OP)
Talking to a girl on discord all day every day for two months
Didn't solidify it into an ldr but I probably could have if I ever had the balls to move it forward instead of constantly waiting for her to progress things every time. Like she was the first to flirt and first to send pics and ramp up the intimate stuff etc etc
She probably got tired of leading
Plus something in her life changed and she ended up ghosting

It's hard to separate how much of it was just mutual fantasy or how much could've been real
We talked about meeting up and dates we'd go on and other sappy shit
But it's over now
Wasn't fully real since I never even met her irl
But it's the most I've ever had
She knew that, and liked me despite all my shortcomings until she didn't
Still not over her
I really need to try dating in person now that I know I'm at least capable of connection and people can be attracted to me, but frankly that barrier of distance is probably what made it possible for my deeply insecure dumbass in the first place, so it's a huge step to try to do it irl now

>>82268773 (OP)
>driving for Uber
>pick up a girl
>pretty face, but kinda chubby
>says she actually wants a roundtrip, but will get the return trip separately after the first stop
>uh, ok I guess
>take her to her destination like 15 miles away and she goes into an apartment for a bit
>comes back out and her card declines for the return trip
>declines again
>and again
>"is there anything I can do to get a ride home???"
>for real think, is this girl trying to trade sex for a ride?
>trie again and it works
>phew
>since I picked her up she's been talking super slow, literally thought she was a bit retarded
>put it together, oooh she just went to pick up drugs
>ask if she can get me some too
>we turn around, get me some drugs too
>go somewhere secluded
>get high, she starts sucking my dick
>tell her to gets her tits out
>my god they're perfect
>her dad calls in the middle of my blowjob to come home and I don't get to cum
>take her back
>hung out with her several times after, but just to get high, nothing sexual
>blocked my number eventually after she got clean
To this day it's the only sexual contact I've had with a woman

>>82272633
I know.
>>82269028
Is an incel narcissist

>>82268773 (OP)
Whats the closest you ever got to having a girlfriend or getting laid?
It wasn't really close to any of those in any sense. But back when I was in high school, there was this extremely hot girl who had a conversation with me.
>What prevented you from making it happen?
By the end I ran out of steam and things to say, for which she made fun of me, and then simply left without even saying "bye". I'd say we didn't really have great chemistry. There was one subject in which we had things in common, and outside of that it was nothing. We were two completely different people. She was also mean in her attempts at banter. She was taunting me with the fact that my buddy was seen as extremely attractive by all the girls, and that it must have made me feel bad to be invisible next to him. I was also way too nervous talking to an attractive girl and couldn't banter back at her at all.

>>82268773 (OP)
Made out with a girl on a night out, but then it's like it sobered her up and she immediately stopped talking to me, I tried to tell myself this means I have more of a chance with other girls now but I never got to the kissing stage again even years after that. Now I have a female mutual friend who says she'd be my wingwoman if I wanted but I feel too jaded to care anymore now I'm 30, maybe if I had that offer years ago I'd have taken her up on it.

>>82270623
>"Gook"
Study the list first, then come back and post again.

>>82268773 (OP)
>What prevented you from making it happen?
I can't handle her anymore. So, I just broke up with her

>be me
>cashier
>customer rolls up, she's a woman, but she has a guy with her
>I take her credit card and tell her the total of her food
>she asks for my number
>I'm caught off-guard, tell her her total again
>she clarifies that she wants my number
>I just apologize, say I'm sorry a few times, and we move on

I don't remember much of what she looked like, but she was a bit cute. I didn't give her my number, because I thought I was being pranked. I also figured I was moving out the area soon (I didn't), along with other personal reasons that made me think she wouldn't like me. In hindsight, that guy with her was probably just her brother.

>>82273550
she was probably a scammer.

>>82273562
Or making a powerplay in front of an orbiter

>>82270942
how does 16 year old pussy compare to 19 year old pussy?

>>82273562
I did figure she could've ended up texting me something about essential oils later, but I'll never know now. For the best, lol.

In collegeI paid a girl $150 to hang out with me for the day.

>>82273597
>He paid his gal-pals himself

>>82268773 (OP)
>put risers on her bed despite not bunking
so she's retarded...? is that the appeal?

My only sexual experience to this day is eating out a girl's pussy because she refused to have sex with me without protection.
I made the mistake of opening up about my feelings on the same night so I didnt get a second chance with her.

>>82273234
>Koreans
>anything above F
you're a kike lover and you don't even realize it....

>senior year, post-covid
>really come out of my shell, develop le confident persona
>say hi to anyone I recognize, try and get to know everyone if only superficially
>one day say hi to a girl I haven't spoken to since middle school, we talk about college and I don't think anything of it
>she dms me and tries to hang out with me a few times
>asks me out, gets me small gifts, etc.
>actual low self esteem kind of gets in the way as I try to deal with the discomfort of this friendship no longer being on terms I know
>eventually start dating because she just got impatient and asked me out
>ultimately didn't want to leave school not having at least experienced a relationship like this
>she wants to escalate like immediately
>but gentleman that I am for not wanting to straight up grope her tits at a movie get-together (which is a complaint she actually had lmao) I could tell my lukewarm attitude toward the whole thing was giving her the ick or whatever
>she clearly starts pining for one of our mutual friends
>we fuck once, oral once, both times she initiates and neither time I'm particularly into it
>I think I said I just wanted a friendship at one point
and tbdesu it should have just stayed that way.

>>82268773 (OP)
>Whats the closest you ever got to having a girlfriend or getting laid?
A girl touched the back of my hand once

I've never been even remotely close. The closest would be in 7th grade when I was sat next to a fairly hot girl (assigned seating) and she actually struck up conversation with me and we kind of got along. We even traded AIM screennames. But the few times I tried engaging with her via AIM she barely would keep a convo going. She was just happy to use me as a distraction during class when she had no other options. Eventually, after a couple of months, the seating arrangement in that class was scrambled up so I was no longer sitting next to her, and I never spoke to her again.

That was literally the last time I had any kind of interaction with a female that wasn't strictly about a school assignment or like a cashier/waitress/doctor. I'm now 34 khhv.

>>82273583
19yr old pussy was tighter, she was inexperienced and really petite. 16yr old was wetter but run though

>>82273234
This is the fakest thing I have ever seen, holy fuck you don't know shit

the ONLY one you got right was india

>>82270623
cute face and cute feet whats not to like

>>82268773 (OP)
A friend of a friend really. I remember picking her up to drive her over to her friends house. Having a sort of early Christmas party, I was drinking really. After the party. Me and her are driving. while driving, she just says "Wanna look up at the stars?" or "Wanna stargaze?". Just say "yeah" because why not. She tells me to drive up the road then tells me to turn down this dirt road. It's dark asf and we're just sitting there in the car. I didn't know whether to make a move or do something. But I felt like I would take advantage of her due to the fact she was buzz/drunk and high.(Cross faded). We ended up just talking and after some time. She just says "Okay, take me home." And that was that. I sometimes wonder if I did the right thing that night. Yeah I could have "lost it" to her but like that?

can someone explain to me how you actually get even remotely close to getting laid?

ive never had any females show interest in me. ive also never approached females though cuz i assume they dont want to talk to me. the closest ive gotten to sex is touching a girls hand during high school when the boys/girls were forced to dance with each other.

tfw 24 years old and never seen a vagina

>>82268773 (OP)
I cant get past the talking stage. Even if there is some shared interest they just lose interest in me due to my autism. One girl told me I'm like talking to a brick wall. I ask questions, nod, smile, make eye contact and follow up but thats all good enough. I dont know what else I can do anymore.