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Anonymous No.82269983 >>82270072 >>82270206 >>82270236 >>82270250 >>82270275 >>82270507 >>82270868 >>82271884 >>82271952
>32 year old woman won't stop messaging me about how I need to get her pregnant and how she fantasizes about being nine months pregnant with my triplets
What do
Anonymous No.82270072
>>82269983 (OP)
Either do it or tell her to fuck off
Anonymous No.82270206 >>82270263
>>82269983 (OP)
We do not need more autists.
Anonymous No.82270236 >>82270260
>>82269983 (OP)
crack that shit or block her, send a pic of her here too
Anonymous No.82270250 >>82270309
>>82269983 (OP)
>fantasizes about being nine months pregnant
screencaps or gtfo
Anonymous No.82270260 >>82270294 >>82270312
>>82270236
>crack that shit
She lives far as fuck away
Anonymous No.82270263 >>82271454
>>82270206
we don't need more insane childless post-wall hags either though, I'd say do it.
Anonymous No.82270275
>>82269983 (OP)
>32
She's about a decade too old, block her.
Anonymous No.82270294 >>82270325
>>82270260
Howd you meet her? She's pretty hot
Anonymous No.82270309 >>82270353
>>82270250
MX28J
Anonymous No.82270312
>>82270260
COTDAMN
volcel if you don't desu do this for retards like me who can't get shit in life(pull out doe)
Anonymous No.82270325 >>82270336 >>82270379 >>82270473
>>82270294
Unironically tumblr
Anonymous No.82270336
>>82270325
is she almost definitely mentally ill? if so be very careful.
Anonymous No.82270353 >>82270484
>>82270309
what was your reply? i would have folded
Anonymous No.82270365
It's amusing they get like this in their 30s. Scientifically proven even.
Anonymous No.82270379 >>82270484
>>82270325
any particular tag, or was it more random?
Anonymous No.82270473
>>82270325
How do you even navigate tumblr?!
i could never figure that shit out do you need an account?
Anonymous No.82270484 >>82270541 >>82270595
>>82270353
Don't remember desu. I got extreme gooner guilt after posting this thread and blocked her and deleted my account.
>>82270379
#pregnant, #pregblr, etc. I used to run a fetish account on there for a few months and we started talking because of that. Very high concentration of goonettes on that site.
Anonymous No.82270507
>>82269983 (OP)
knock her up then leave the country and change your name
Anonymous No.82270541
>>82270484
wtf why are you dumb?
Anonymous No.82270595 >>82270638 >>82270709 >>82270845
>>82270484
>I got extreme gooner guilt after posting this thread and blocked her and deleted my account
damn you had everything i want and gave it away, i hate you not out of personal feelings but out of principle.
jk.
so you need an account? i think i have a pretty good body you think i could just post some random shit for the goonettes on those tags and farm them? how do you think i could do it?
Anonymous No.82270638 >>82270709 >>82270844
>>82270595
not him but tumblr girls LOVE written erotica and sexting and stuff, you need to have a knack for that. it's better if you post your pic only rarely so only your hardcore fans get to see it (maybe even delete it after) so they feel more attached.
Anonymous No.82270709 >>82270721 >>82270844
>>82270595
Yes you need an account also what >>82270638 said is very true. You actually have to be pretty hot to appeal to girls visually so most of the time writing is much better to turn them on. Body with no face could be decent though especially if you've built up a following and carved out a niche
Anonymous No.82270721 >>82270771
>>82270709
did you ever post any voice clips? I know women are really into audio porn lately but I dunno if it would work on a tumblr blog
Anonymous No.82270771 >>82270845
>>82270721
Nah I didn't. I never actually posted photos of myself on the blog, mostly just reposting pregnancy porn and writing my own captions on it which eventually led to this woman DMing me out of the blue. Most girls on tumblr are nowhere near that hot though and I'm still not 100% sure if she was LARPing or not desu
Anonymous No.82270844 >>82270931
>>82270638
>written erotica
i am actually writing right now, mostly action and politcal space stuff but i've been thinking of swinging into erotica and art and stuff so thanks for that
> hardcore fans get to see it (maybe even delete it after) so they feel more attached.
ok ok for sure
>>82270709
i have a built up otterbody type body from training alot i think its pretty good for what it is.
I can definitely get more into writing though can you post shit on there like on pastebin?
Anonymous No.82270845 >>82270931 >>82271426
>>82270595
>>82270771
honestly if anything it feels like it's mostly about social proof. they need to have a sense of who you are as a neutral observer might see you, but there needs to be some kind of sexual context as well that lets you objectify them a little. good point about the catfishing though, if the blog is just pure sleaziness they won't have many qualms about doing that. if you're interacting with each other's nonsexual posts sometimes too they'll probably be more honest.
Anonymous No.82270868
>>82269983 (OP)
The world is too passing to even get to know how good sex feels. Dont do it anon women are not worth it. The woman youre now simping over in 10 years she is an old hag with grey hair and a vagina you're basically still a virgin if you fuck it it's so large. But do your thing
Anonymous No.82270890
I also have tons of girls texting me, its so annoying. Most of them are only 5s too so I have to like force myself to reply in case I want to try a different buttocks that day of the week. 2025 is delivering way more than what the Covid scientists promised would happen after the genocide. Girls are really horny now, I use to also have sex before covid but now I also have sex after Covid.
Anonymous No.82270931 >>82271426
>>82270844
More like twitter? I guess? Just make an account and start using the site if you want, the original purpose of tumblr was basically supposed to be like Reddit for blogs instead of forums if that makes sense. As far as how to farm them idk specifically. It helps if you have a fetish that some women also have, which in my case was pregnancy. I just posted my horny thoughts desu and people liked it.
>>82270845
Yeah this. If you are actually trying to get laid off or tumblr it probably won't work. Women like this tend to hate meeting up and like to keep their sexual escapades in a mental fantasy realm. They want you to chat and roleplay with them all day as that's what they get 95% of their sexual satisfaction from. If you like doing that though and maybe if you did it for months on end something could come of it
Anonymous No.82271426 >>82271575
>>82270845
i don't understand? social proof like...slightly doxxing myself?
so i do that by blogging? all i do is write, game and train im pretty lame outside of that desu
>>82270931
Ok i can definitely do like some blog stuff I guess, maybe tracking my progress and writing stuff? And horny erotica too i guess help me out here anon lol.
Yeah i like the pregnancy, breeding, tradwifing and harem fetish but i don't know if that last two is popular so i'll not include it.
Anonymous No.82271454
>>82270263
That's an obvious and objective lesser evil.
Anonymous No.82271575 >>82271990 >>82272034
>>82271426
you don't have to make original posts to display a personality on tumblr, there's lots to reblog and you can add little joking commentary and stuff (there's this whole culture of using tags to "whisper" your own additions to a post you spread since tags can be as long as tweets and have any punctuation). and you don't have to be anything special to have social proof, you just have to be a tangible person who implicitly has some kind of reputation and thus can be trusted, and who people at least sometimes want to hear from. she needs to be able to imagine how it would reflect on her if she were dating you and decide that she's okay with it.
I think if you did it the wrong way it could be bad to try crossing the streams of fetish posting and other kinds of parasocial posting but there's definitely a way to make it work. many people have separate accounts for sexual and nonsexual blogging and openly or covertly link them to each other, and people who need to know can figure out that you're the same person.
Anonymous No.82271884
>>82269983 (OP)
just impregnate it or I will
Anonymous No.82271952
>>82269983 (OP)
>only wants to be pregnant when she's post wall and her children will be retarded
>thinks she will manage to have 3 kids, let alone 3 at once
Its great knowing that its too late to have children with anyone my age and that its impossible to afford such a situation until you are close to the absolute limit of infertility.
Anonymous No.82271990
>>82271575
Seeing who a person is through text is really dumb. Spend time with them in person, voice, video and that's who the person is. It's too easy to misperceive and assume things about a person especially with all the stuff that is spouted out in this place.
Anonymous No.82272034
>>82271575
ok ok, i guess ill start out with my writing and move to erotica stuff and just lurk and whisper as you say to get a feel for it 32 yo terminally online BPD pussy could honestly fix my lack of motivation for living right about now lol
Anonymous No.82273021
pants and shirts