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Anonymous No.82270068 >>82270078 >>82270091 >>82270108 >>82270308 >>82270857 >>82271360 >>82271373 >>82271381 >>82271504 >>82272152 >>82273191 >>82273257 >>82273341 >>82273810 >>82274308
i look like this, and i act like this
Anonymous No.82270078
>>82270068 (OP)
>i look like this, and i act like this
Faggot
Anonymous No.82270091 >>82270130 >>82272698
>>82270068 (OP)
I want a crazy autistic girl to peg me
Anonymous No.82270108
>>82270068 (OP)
At this point, just say you're a tranny.
Anonymous No.82270130
>>82270091
Same. I wouldn't even care if she's ugly because my dick wouldn't be relevant anyway
pick me pick me pick me pick me
Anonymous No.82270184 >>82270289 >>82271530
>follow Feminist ideology
>get accused of being a secret rapist by Feminist memes
What was the point?
Anonymous No.82270289
>>82270184
Because "feminist ideology" isn't a real thing. Women simply have a massive in-group preference for evolutionary reasons (but also hate each other, they just understand that other women are less dangerous than men). "Feminism" is a disingenuous methodology for women leveraging sex and shame against men in order to extend their privileges (rights are in and of themselves a false concept and a dead start). Any man who claims to be le heckin' feminist is inherently unappealing to women because:

1) He knows but doesn't care that "feminism" is a methodology for acquiring privileges and just wants to insert himself into female spaces to get laid. (Pathetic and passive.)

2) He doesn't know feminism's nature and has genuinely bought into its rhetoric and genuinely hates himself and other men. (Women hate submissive men more than anything else).

3) He knows and does care and is cynically, actively seeking to insert himself into female spaces to take advantage of women using his masculinity, which he disguises under elaborate layers of helplessness, allyship and performative femininity. This may sound like the first option, but where the first option is just desperate and pathetic where a man seeks to seem helpless in order to hopefully he prey, this option makes the man an active predator who acts as a chameleon to blend in before striking.

TL;DR women know feminism is fake and any man they meet who buys into it or pretends to buy into it is a valid subject suspicion or derision.
Anonymous No.82270308
>>82270068 (OP)
I'm like this except for
>goes to women's spaces
>watches twitch streamers (fuck that!)
>I love fat girls
>I am a leftists
>all men are bad

:3
Anonymous No.82270857 >>82271959
>>82270068 (OP)
i worry that i come across as a pickme because i've always been friendly with women and sometimes am a bit effeminate, but i can't help being a fruit, i still like moidshit like football and lifting even if i can also talk to women about inerior design
i guess i like using :3 too
Anonymous No.82271360
>>82270068 (OP)
Beta white knights do NOT look like that
Anonymous No.82271373 >>82271485
>>82270068 (OP)
Male feminists in a nutshell:
>use effeminate body language and mannerisms to camouflage my masculine muscle fibers and bone density, testosterone fueled lust
>the males' naturally out on the perimeter of the tribe working and defending are repulsed deeply by me due to their sense of masculine justice that demands hierarchy and meritocracy, and shun me back towards the inner female circle out of confusion
>the females are forced to accommodate me in their inner circle because their feminine sense of justice is meant for dealing with small children and other women, where communications and emotion are important
>single out the female with the lowest standing among them and start orbiting while maintaining perfidiously obsequious behavior
>she feels safe with me, you know, since I'm just one of the girls, enough to let me in her private quarters
>spend months psychotically calculating risks
>mask off
>beat the fucking absolute shit of her and rape
>...
>become an anecdote to warn against all men, which I lead in with when ingratiating with my next victim.
>Damn right wing nazi psychos, huh? They're manipulative and beat women. It'd totally be like Handmaid's Tale! Don't worry. I'm here to protect you from these guys, you can trust me to look after your interests.
Anonymous No.82271381 >>82271436 >>82271448
>>82270068 (OP)
What was the equivalent to this type of male before zoomers?
Anonymous No.82271436
>>82271381
Millennials who were basically the same but without the femboy uwu shit because they were not as gay yet. They grew up to be the onions beard redditors of today.
Anonymous No.82271448 >>82271988
>>82271381
For millennials this was actually the rule, not the exception. Most millenial guys are basedbugging over the office and parks and recreation and in an endless sisyphian struggle to ingratiate themselves with women through being a male feminist
Anonymous No.82271485 >>82271561
>>82271373
It was, paradoxically, the right winger on every side. The leftist is so sweet and stupid he neither sees what he is doing, but if he did he would be okay with it. Because he really does like being a submissive little bitch. Men need to be FORCED to be submissive little bitches who make good domestic housewives.
Anonymous No.82271504
>>82270068 (OP)
This is a future tranny in the making and so are you horrible faggot op
Anonymous No.82271530
>>82270184
>What was the point?
I support feminism to contribute to the worst possible outcome for women. I actually want to see them destroyed and consumed by the world.
Anonymous No.82271561 >>82271576
>>82271485
And here we have our first example stepping up to demonstrate
>Damn right wing nazi psychos, huh?
>Leftist guys are too sweet and stupid to do something like that.
>I'm actually like, a total submissive
>I think men can make good housewives teehee
>...
>beats the everliving fuck out of a woman he's coerced into sex multiple times
Anonymous No.82271576 >>82271786
>>82271561
Forgot to mention. The legal system would be ruled by women only, and therefore this could not occur. Is this scared moid coping?
Anonymous No.82271786 >>82271917
>>82271576
>I actually want a woman president
>I think we should have a matriarchy! Teehee. Women just run things better!
>Haha, moids, am I right?
>...
>repeat
>...
>Anon rapes the fuck out of his girl (space)*wink* friend and beats the shit out of her
Anonymous No.82271917 >>82272113
>>82271786
Yes we should just exterminate all men just because of feelings? Doesn't sound very practical
Anonymous No.82271959 >>82272135
>>82270857
You sounds cute as hell, wanna be my waifu?
Anonymous No.82271988 >>82272003 >>82272134
>>82271448
Destiny preaches male feminism but he basically just uses women like sex objects and most of them are just too dumb to realize it.
Anonymous No.82272003
>>82271988
Oh and his ex wife said he picks mentally ill women to take advantage of almost exclusively.
Anonymous No.82272113
>>82271917
depends what race those men are
Anonymous No.82272134
>>82271988
That is a characteristic of every male feminist.
Anonymous No.82272135
>>82271959
sure if you're into muscular hairy hispanic men like me :P
Anonymous No.82272152
>>82270068 (OP)
>Pick me
This still has to be the dumbest "insult" of the last couple years. Its something a hipster thinks up but doesn't realize the ironic part that they're just saying out loud how undesirable they themselves are
Anonymous No.82272698 >>82272868 >>82272957 >>82273241
>>82270091
I really want to peg a boy fuck. I just wish he Loved me so much he wouldn't leave me ever and I can shape him exactly how I want
Anonymous No.82272868
>>82272698
pegging? kinda weird isn't it
Anonymous No.82272957 >>82273170
>>82272698
read up on hypnotism, boys are SO malleable and suggestible like you wouldn't believe.
Anonymous No.82273170 >>82273241
>>82272957
I read a comment about giving him HRT in his sleep and whispering things to him to make him have really thoughts planting into his subconscious as I lightly touch him all over. It's so fucking hot...
Anonymous No.82273191
>>82270068 (OP)
I'm a leftist incel. I don't want sex and really fucking hate sex, sex is dumb conservative bullshit. I don't go around saying all men are bad or apologizing on behalf of all men, generalizing about any group is stupid. I don't care about fetishizing "fat girls" or "crazy autistic girls", I'd just be happy with any females at all who aren't mean and abusive or conservative. I don't watch twitch streams at all. Also not into the creepy anime maid cat-person shit. I'm just a nice guy left wing incel, and even the most left wing women would rather be used and abused by far right sexist chads than settle for guys like me.

The stats are pretty clear. Men who date are more sexist than men who don't date. Women would rather be with MAGAt sexist shithead chads than with nice guys like me. Women will keep demonizing us incels and giving magat chad a pass anyway
Anonymous No.82273241 >>82273314
>>82272698
>>82273170
plz mommy >.<
Anonymous No.82273257 >>82274250
>>82270068 (OP)
can someone redraw this and make him look good (getting rid of the weird chin mostly)
Anonymous No.82273314
>>82273241
No. I want to be with Mike if he'll fucking choose me already. I know I'm really attractive too and he thinks I'm not . He just won't because of her... And now he's not responding and I'm worried.
Anonymous No.82273341
>>82270068 (OP)
do 3/10 and don't look like this
Anonymous No.82273777 >>82273798 >>82273839
a real male feminist abstains from sex
Anonymous No.82273798 >>82273806
>>82273777
omg locking him up for pride week so he is my ally. :3
Anonymous No.82273806 >>82273818
>>82273798
not in a gooner way
Anonymous No.82273810
>>82270068 (OP)
is that buffalo bill?
Anonymous No.82273818 >>82274099
>>82273806
He's not a gooner If I only let him leak involuntarily. Porn is not something that we do. I don't allow that.

I'd probably be a goonette touching myself to him though
Anonymous No.82273839
>>82273777
Feminist women should date me and not have sex with me.
Anonymous No.82274099
>>82273818
how do i leak involuntarily instead of voluntarily
Anonymous No.82274250 >>82274274
>>82273257
i knew no one was gonna do this so i enlisted the help of ai
he is so adorable omg... but yeah that image is retarded because the real pick me moids are red pillers who force themselves to appear alpha, not whatever you call this type
Anonymous No.82274274 >>82274292
>>82274250
reminder that "moid" sounds like someone mashed up the words "boy" and "maid"
Anonymous No.82274292
>>82274274
Forcing him to clean my feet with his tongue
Anonymous No.82274308
>>82270068 (OP)
Half the fucking board acts like this. I want you pathetic autogynephilic subhuman simps dead.