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Anonymous No.82270220 >>82270249 >>82270326 >>82270376
>Suddenly stand up
>Both knees crack
Anonymous No.82270249
>>82270220 (OP)
>suddenly stand up
>buttcrack
Anonymous No.82270326
>>82270220 (OP)
Yo me too. Happens every morning and it's audible from the other room
Anonymous No.82270376 >>82270417
>>82270220 (OP)
>wake up in bed
>stretch leg in slightly unusual way
>charlie horse
Anonymous No.82270417 >>82270431
>>82270376
>when you can feel youre going to get a charley horse if you move your leg in any way whatsoever so its a battle of trying to wait it out, and you get one anyway
Anonymous No.82270431
>>82270417
This shit is so real man. You stretch a little bit past the point of no return and it's over for you.
Anonymous No.82270536
>listening to my mom fuck my dads ass with a strap on
>right up agaibst the crack of the door
>stomach shifts slightly and makes this really loud gurgling sound
>she stops pounding my dads buttocks