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Anonymous No.82270852 >>82270882 >>82270925 >>82271120 >>82271122 >>82271181 >>82271203 >>82271227 >>82271290 >>82271549
i went to war in afghanistan and i still have never had a gf
Anonymous No.82270882 >>82270946 >>82271046
>>82270852 (OP)
Did you see combat or did you just waste your time and everyone's money?
Anonymous No.82270925
>>82270852 (OP)
Same bro, I took part in the evacuation in 2021 but unfortunately didn't get blown up
Anonymous No.82270946
>>82270882
a little bit of both
kicking down doors of empty buildings and shooting at hills
Anonymous No.82271046 >>82271134
>>82270882
NTA but i was with the 320th. most of the time we would just blow up empty buildings or mull around but I remember this one time like 4-3 arms/legs just went flying out in the air from the impact. looked kind of funny, I laughed at the time. I never shot anyone but I blew a few people up.
Anonymous No.82271108 >>82271176
Oldcel unc
Anonymous No.82271120 >>82271403
>>82270852 (OP)
They made me read a book called "Kite Runner" in highschool about how gay and pedo the afghan people are and it's legit crazy. It's probably Jewish propaganda but honestly, both things can be true at once. You went and put your life on the line for gay brown pedo sandgolems gibbering in wallawallabingbang language over cultural richness like cutting penis and bashing women's heads in with rocks, and now it doesn't even matter and it was all reverted back to how it was with the Taliban or whatever they're called.

But you know what, I can't even fault a welfare queen for wanting to take advantage of our fucking communist system of tax redistribution, but my goodness you banana-sucking barracks bunnies better stay in there long enough to get the GI Bill benefits and get the free college degree. If you quit halfway, legitimately wtf is it for? You just went and showered with dudes and terrorized some brown sandpeople and defended their pedophiles on taxpayer money for nothing. If you get demoralized and quit I'm going to clap my hands with laughter knowing that I'm somehow more productive as an unemployed pacifist NEE(T?) I train every day lol?.
Anonymous No.82271122 >>82271177
>>82270852 (OP)
add my discord fembot femoid fembots jima1924
Anonymous No.82271134 >>82271205
>>82271046
Damn no wonder the Muslim world seems to hate the West.
Anonymous No.82271176 >>82271310 >>82271536
>>82271108
>civilians
>child killer
little zoom zoom doesn't understand that shitskinned terrorists strap explosives and a cell phone to children
Anonymous No.82271177 >>82271183
>>82271122
give up nigga youve been doing this for years
Anonymous No.82271181
>>82270852 (OP)
Okay heres what you do. Buy a big stack of heart shaped greeting cards, and write your number on the front of the card, and cross out all the writing. Hand them out to the girls you could see yourself dating for longer than a year. And, only do like 2 girls per building, unless its a smaller place only do one. Yeah that should work because girls are so damn lonely dude theyre so desperate for a chad. They really like physical stuff because they have different brains than ours. I could easily live completely naked, see I dont need clothes. I like my body enough. But girls need to have mini skirts and thigh high stockings to be happy. You could also hand out some thigh highs to college girls, they would definitely wear them for you and send you a picture of them on.
Anonymous No.82271183 >>82271208
>>82271177
i will never give up. STFU
Anonymous No.82271203
>>82270852 (OP)
I joined the military, did nothing every day, had a gf for most of that time, then left with my VA rating and bennies. And people thank me for it. You're very welcome.
Anonymous No.82271205
>>82271134
Nobody likes Muslims except commie and other Muslims, and even then they have sectarian violence like Sunni vs Shia.
Anonymous No.82271208
>>82271183
find some other way this clearly isnt working
Anonymous No.82271227
>>82270852 (OP)
>HE FELL FOR IT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Let me catch my breath
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
Anonymous No.82271290
>>82270852 (OP)
Same bro, OEF 2013-2014

But then again im a misanthrope that doesn't really enjoy being around other people.
Anonymous No.82271310 >>82271427
>>82271176
Yeah doesnt stop the fact that osama was nowhere in Afghanistan and you went in for no reason at all
Anonymous No.82271358
Thanks for making Israel great again, zoggy.
Anonymous No.82271403 >>82271536
>>82271120
>Kite Runner
Khalid Hosseini, right? I had to read his other book, "A Thousand Splendid Suns" for my A-Levels. Shit was so ass.
Anonymous No.82271427
>>82271310
He was literally in the shitskinned Tora Bora mountains in Afghanistan, wherein at some point he fled to Pakistan.
Anonymous No.82271536
>>82271403
Yep. I guess that's from the British way of doing things. I can only speak for my specific part of the United States, but you'd think they'd have me read out of the Britannica's list of Western classics, or Harvard's, etc. No instead we read a bunch of utter fucking shit and slop. I guess this was to teach us the lesson that our time is up as a civilization and institutional education will purely be a method of extracting dummy tax from poors from now on. Like lottery tickets but you get to check and see if it pays out after 13 years of K-12

>>82271176
Forget the terrorists, the peaceful ones make a celebration out of sexually torturing and mutilating minors. They live in flintstone huts and they're all inbred with unibrows and hairlines that are one inch above their eyes, and they make sport of stoning their own daughters to death.

Jesus of Nazareth and his associates were the only good people to ever come out of that general region. The only way to be a virtuous person is to follow the religion that man founded. If you are a semite and still reject your own literal messiah to this day, there's no helping you.
Anonymous No.82271549
>>82270852 (OP)
I was doing road sweeps on RRS in 2009. Goddamn that sucked