Thread 82271039

I'm currently overhearing my dad talk on the phone about his young sex life. He says he met this girl for literally the first time ever one night through at a friend's house and she shows her tits to him and everyone leaves except for them to go out and then she told him "We can have sex but that means we can't be friends." and then they fucked. This was the 70s, my dads a boomer and he says he wishes he could relive those days. Meanwhile I'm still a virgin.

My dad got a high paying IT job 25 years ago by firmly shaking a guys hand and talking confidently.

First day he came back from his job and asked me what the difference was between a browser and a search engine.

OP, you arent a failure. Literally every story boomers tell, would get them arrested for several decades. We were born into a prison, it sucks it sucks it sucks

>>82271084
I know but I wish I could've been around back then, life must've been so good. He also met my mother when she was 13 and they got married as soon as she turned 18. (not a joke)

>This was the 70s

Daily reminder
Remember what they stole from you
https://files.catbox.moe/01n05t.mp4

>>82271110
>Ai slop
Kys faggot

>>82271129
>muh AI slop

Dunning kruger faggot detected
that vid gave me chills

>>82271141
>muh reddit slop pop psych words
God you're a dyed in the wool faggot.

>>82271245
and youre a dyel
kys
go lift some weights fatty

>>82271039 (OP)
boomers had it SO FUCKING GOOD, the population pyramid back then had way more 20-year-old women than 25-year-old men so it was easy pickings and everyone just took it for granted that easy casual sex was normal and ubiquitous because women were just going where the men are. there's been a huge sex crash in the decades since due to increasingly smaller generational sizes forcing men to become pussyfree simps (or milf slayer chads).

>>82271039 (OP)
I was in the computer room talking on the phone to.my cuz and I told him about fingering a girl and it smelled so bad. Then I told him about something else from that night. I left the room and told mother about that other thing that happened and she said. "I heard" kinda weirdly. She's a vulnerable narcissist if that matters

>>82271281
>casual sex was normal and ubiquitous
Fuck man, that seems completely absent nowadays, you have to first become friends with a girl, develop a relationship go on dates blah blah blah before you can even get a kiss.

>>82271273
you're so scared lol keep shakin faggot

>>82271303
>vulnerable narcicisst
Diagnosed by a medical center affiliated psychologist or broccoli head tumblr-meme-word usage?

>>82271039 (OP)
I'm GenX, in the 90's I went to a party and after 5 min of being there a teenage girl approached me and offered me a beer and a blow job.

>>82271730
Lucky bastard you..

>>82271039 (OP)
>He says he met this girl for literally the first time ever one night through at a friend's house and she shows her tits to him and everyone leaves except for them to go out and then she told him "We can have sex but that means we can't be friends." and then they fucked.
sounds about right. that shit happened when I was young too, and I'm only a 30 year old boomer.

>>82271612
Narcissists dont seek out help so I have to diagnose them. Pretty easy since they are all clones. Saying the same things and doing the same things

>>82271730
Gen x also. Drinking usually.led to sex. Incels won't drink or fuck. Lmao

>>82271039 (OP)
>tits
it hurts me to read something like this.

girls used to love to flash their tits at houseparties. maybe they don't do it as much anymore cause everybody is recording everything on the phone but idk, it was great

>>82271818
why, are you gay or something? seems like a gaywad thing to say